Hunter's Hub theme.Boarfanger Man's MoodAnother wonderful day as usual. After being slammed around by Konchu while trying to quaff his Cold Drink in the desert, rammed by Bullfango while trying to drink his Potion and getting stun-locked by pellet shots, Boarfanger Man was on the verge of losing his temper and going completely berserk. After he had drowned his sorrows at the cafeteria table, Boarfanger Man noticed he had a very strange letter in his hand.
To "Boarfanger Man"
Congratulations! You have successfully been chosen to join the fight against the Mechanus Armada!
If this message was received by mistake, please throw this away and never remember it again!
If you would like to join our fight, please sign below.
Signed, Boarfanger Man.
In fine print, it says...
"Warning: As soon as you sign this contract, you will be upswinged by an unknown Greatsword Wielder with enough force to send you to our base of operations. We take no responsibilities for wounds suffered before, during or after the operation."
An awfully fishy letter. Boarfanger Man took a while to realize his name was already written on there...
...Or maybe he did it and forgot all about it.
Boarfanger Man looked behind him and noticed all too late that he was in the way of a greatsword's upswing.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!Boarfanger Man was sent a rather comically far distance...
...Boarfanger Man started wondering when he'd finally land...
...Any second now.
Foreign dimensions are not kind to those who don't pay for their flights.After landing in an unknown area; one which Boarfanger Man can't seem to make out in his daze; Boarfanger Man stumbled along, this way and that, before collapsing ungracefully on the ground...
...Boarfanger Man tossed and turned in his sleep, twisted dreams invading his mind...
...Boarfanger Man woke up with a pounding headache.
The first thing he did was walk towards the meeting room.
After seeing all the strange characters that he assumed was going to be his party;
he could tell this hunt's going to be a real fun ride.
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