Ruin-A-Wish

[ZipZap]

Alright so how this works is that i'm gonna make a wish and you have twist it into a bad thing then you make a wish, which then someone else twists into a bad thing, continuing the chain, like this

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PostMaker27: i wish i had a wii u
stevejeffersonmcnuggets: now you have a wii u but it's broken lol. also i wish quint got nerfed
johnegbertfan413: congratulations, now you have to beat quint with a nerf gun :x <cue wish here>
<cue reply here>

now this is my wish.
i wish all the bad people died.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted: Everyone who has made any sin, regardless of how minuscule it is, is now dead. This includes yourself and almost everyone you love.

I wish that the MK8DX content was available on Wii U.

[bass44]

Granted: But the DLC is too expensive.

I wish the refrigerator in my garage worked again.

[Upsilon]

Granted: The MK8DX content is available on Wii U, but only for 1 seco- Whoops, time's up.  Too bad.  Have a nice day.

Ugh, Ninja'd.

Granted: The fridge works again, alright- BUT AS A KILLER MACHINE THAT HAS A GIANT BLINKING WEAKPOINT!

I wish for 3 benevolent genies.

[SuperCraig64]

This sounds fun, might as well give it a go.

Granted: The fridge works again, alright- BUT AS A KILLER MACHINE THAT HAS A GIANT BLINKING WEAKPOINT!

I wish for 3 benevolent genies.

Granted: Those three genies only give one wish each, each wish taking the price of something that's dear to you.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch. ..for obvious hype reasons.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted:

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Here you go!

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

[ZipZap]

Granted: Now we'll be able to twist your wishes for the rest of your life


I wish cancer was cured

[Hilman170499]

Granted, except that you can no longer regenerate as a measure to prevent tumors. Enjoy those everlasting wounds!

I wish for a normal potato.

[Upsilon]

Granted! The potato is so normal, however, that it bends spacetime for some reason!

I wish that Team Kirby Clash Deluxe wasn't P2W.

[SuperCraig64]

Granted! The potato is so normal, however, that it bends spacetime for some reason!

I wish that Team Kirby Clash Deluxe wasn't P2W.

Granted, but Team Kirby Clash Deluxe now has expensive DLC.

I wish for a real life replica of the Divine Rose Keyblade.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted, but the replica is cursed. You cannot put it down without killing another human being with it.

I wish that I actually had musical talent.

[Oliver]

Granted, but everyone doesn't like your talent. You can still play your instruments though.

I wish for a free wish.

[Upsilon]

Granted, but it has to be masochistic.

I wish for a non-poisoned, non-rigged, non-corrupted, regular-sized bag of Cool Ranch Doritos that has not been opened nor eaten.

[Hilman170499]

Alright, here you- OH NO! It's the cops! Seems like you've been accused of shoplifting because there was no transaction data of any kind for that bag. I'm outta here!

I wish for a totally awesome diamond-plated vehicle.

[Gumballtoid]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's so heavy and cumbersome that it can't go up hills. Additionally, its gas mileage is far too poor for it to be of any practical use.

I wish I had a bottomless cup of coffee.