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Anything Goes / Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« on: May 18, 2015, 07:01:17 AM »
Cannot help myself but think of megaman puns and jokes...
The year is 21XX,and as you can see in storm eagle's stage,we still use airports.
Who is Rainbowman?A robot master that makes rain out of his bow.
Rockman no constancy?More like Rockman no mercy.
You defeated Chargeman,you got charge shot!
You know what was Mario known as the first time in japan?JUMPMAN(this is actually a true fact)
You know why there are stuff like stardroids and the genesis unit?So they have excuses for Catman(Pluto),Bullman(Ur-anus),Birdman(Jupiter),Crabman(Venus),Monkeyman(Buster Rod G.) and Pigman[Hyper(Darude Sand) Storm H.
"Let's make this a fair fight!"-*drops a huge statue on you out of nowhere*
Virusman thought about trying a new PC,he gets blue screen.
What is your problem with Blademan?He's just hanging around.
And now a random,stolen and bad pun:
I saw Black knight's shovel was getting bigger,than it hit me.
EDIT:Ok i did not look at all the replies and apparently the last joke was used again in other ways XP
The year is 21XX,and as you can see in storm eagle's stage,we still use airports.
Who is Rainbowman?A robot master that makes rain out of his bow.
Rockman no constancy?More like Rockman no mercy.
You defeated Chargeman,you got charge shot!
You know what was Mario known as the first time in japan?JUMPMAN(this is actually a true fact)
You know why there are stuff like stardroids and the genesis unit?So they have excuses for Catman(Pluto),Bullman(Ur-anus),Birdman(Jupiter),Crabman(Venus),Monkeyman(Buster Rod G.) and Pigman[Hyper(Darude Sand) Storm H.
"Let's make this a fair fight!"-*drops a huge statue on you out of nowhere*
Virusman thought about trying a new PC,he gets blue screen.
What is your problem with Blademan?He's just hanging around.
And now a random,stolen and bad pun:
I saw Black knight's shovel was getting bigger,than it hit me.
EDIT:Ok i did not look at all the replies and apparently the last joke was used again in other ways XP