Future bots' chats & taunts

[TheBladeRoden]

Blademan

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// Blademan
[IntroStrings]
"En Garde!"
"Draw your weapon!"
"I accept your challenge."

[FragStrings]
"Parry!"
"Thrust!"
"Riposte!"
"Lunge!"

[KilledStrings]
"That was a close shave!"
"Bad form!"
"Impressive..."
"...most impressive."

[RareRoamingStrings]
"The blade on my head would be a lot more useful if I could articulate my neck."

[RoamingStrings]
"Can't handle my rapier wit?"
"Busters? Proper gentlemen duel with blades!"
"Three blades mean a closer shave!"
"I slice AND I dice!"
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
"This weapon belongs in a museum. And so do you!"

[EnragedStrings]
"$player_inlead! I hereby challenge you to a duel!"
"Your kills only temper my resolve..."
"There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you!"

[WinStrings]
"Here in Exhibit A we have the deceased $player_killed."
"Those that take on the sword shall perish by the sword."

[LoseStrings]
"Foiled again!"
"If only I brought more blades... maybe a couple for my feet."

[RollComment]
"Why do you need handles if you don't have any hands, Blade Man?"

[The_Broker]

Here's mine for Cloud Man:
(Omitted)

[Rukifellth]

I think Commando Man should have lines that parodies Arnold, but also some lines joking the Commandos from Command & Conquer:

"That was left handed!"

"I got a present for ya!"

"Huhuhuhuhu!!"

And perhaps some lines akin to Captain Commando:

"I am... CAPTAIN COMMANDO... I MEAN COMMANDO MAN!!!"

[Kackebango]

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// King Harkinian

[IntroStrings]
"It's time for my dinner!"
"My ships sail in the morning!"

[FragStrings]
"SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB!"
"Mercy?"
"DINNER!"
"Take him away!"

[KilledStrings]
"Hmmmm..."
"The Triforce of courage didn't protect me!"
"Send Link!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"DINNER BLASTER 9000 ACTIVATE"

[RoamingStrings]
"Mah Boi!"
"This peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
"You saved me!"
"MUNF! MUNF!"
"For Boi's dinner!"

[EnragedStrings]
"DINNER! SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! DINNER!"
"BOI! BOI! BOI! BOI! BOI!"
"FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DINNERBLASTER!"

[WinStrings]
"OAH! OAH! OAH! OAH! OAH!"
"After you scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!"

[LoseStrings]
"My powerlevel wasn't over 9000."
"You saved me! Wait, you didn't."

[RollComment]
"But what if something happens to you? IMPA?!"

[Joseph Collins]

I think Commando Man should have lines that parodies Arnold, but also some lines joking the Commandos from Command & Conquer:

"That was left handed!"

"I got a present for ya!"

"Huhuhuhuhu!!"

And perhaps some lines akin to Captain Commando:

"I am... CAPTAIN COMMANDO... I MEAN COMMANDO MAN!!!"

I thought about that.  XD  Too bad there's no "[RareFragStrings]" lines.  Heh.

Bondman
(I doubt he's going to be released as an official skin, but other people are posting up their custom character chats, so why not?  Besides.  He is one of the "lost two" from Mega Man 1.)

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//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"Stick around! This should be interesting!"
"Things are about to get sticky around here!"
"I'm totally stuck on you guys."

[FragStrings]
"Don't get stuck in last place, now!"
"Don't mind me, just fixing my rank as 1st place!"
"Stick around! I'll frag ya again!"

[KilledStrings]
"Don't stick it to me!"
"I've been gunked up!"
"Treated like common household paste..."

[RoamingStrings]
"Thank goodness Bounceman isn't in this fight!"
"Let's leave the 'glue' jokes to me, okay guys?"
"Help! I think I'm stuck!"
"I'm not quick-drying."
"Elmer's got NOTHIN' on me!"
"I am rubber, you are glue! Er--wait..."
"Don't believe the rumors, not EVERYTHING sticks to me!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"I am not a food group!"

[EnragedStrings]
"Stop sticking that thing at me!"
"Go pick on some other flake for a while!"

[DemoralizedStrings]
"Why am I stuck in last place...?"
"You guys really cling to me... Like ivy..."

[WinStrings]
"I'm totally super!"
"Take THAT, Rubbercementman!"
"Now how did I get stuck in first place? Haw!"
"Victory goes to the sticky!"

[LoseStrings]
"I don't like being stuck with you losers..."
"I can't believe I lost!"
"Well that was just horse hockey."

[RollComment]
"You sure have a certain stick-to-itiveness to you!"

[Blaze Yeager]

Bond Man's is quite Funny

[Accel]

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"I am rubber, you are glue! Er--wait..."

Considering my Scott Pilgrim bot says...something along those lines...I have a sudden urge to pit these two bots against each other in a deathmatch.
Who will win? A Questionably Official Megaman Character or a character that has almost nothing to do with Megaman other than playing the games! Haha.

I absolutely love that chat, it's well done. I wonder if someone could do one for Oilman, since only Timemans was released. I've DONE one for Oilman, but my oil puns aren't that great. Only one I will share is "I greased the runway!" or something. Actually...I dunno. I rather see someone elses before sharing my version of the chat...

[Joseph Collins]

I'm workin' on it.  Slowly.  ...  Okay, so I haven't even started on it, really.  But hey!  Soonish!  XD

[Hallan Parva]

Roll should say "For the last time Oilman, I do NOT need a refill!"

MMPU FTW

[Blaze Yeager]

I'd like someone to come up with a Few bot lines for the Evil Energy Bot from MM8

[brotoad]

"i've kidnapped roll and tied her to the train tracks, do you dare to rescue her? nya ha ha ah ah! *twirls moustache and adjusts tophat"

[Lord Toadman]

I was bored so I did ones for Grenade Man and Hornet Man. I apologize if these kinda suck.

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// Grenademan

[IntroStrings]
"Oh boy, I can't wait to see what hits me!"
"Say hello to my cute bombs everybody"

[FragStrings]
"CRUUUUSH"
"I hope that felt good *playername*"
"CRUSH EVERYONE"
"Don't be sad, I'd love to feel the pain you feel"

[KilledStrings]
"That felt good!"
"More, destroy me more"
"OHHHH YESSSS THAT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN YOU FRAG ME LIKE THAT"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Why don't you want to say hi to my cute bombs? :("

[RoamingStrings]
"I'll punish all of you!"
"You're making me ticked, you'll not like me when I'm ticked"
"C'mon guys don't you want a piece of Grenade Man?"
"Look at you heaps of metal, all lost souls just waiting to explode"
"I'll go easy on you if you stop hiding"

[EnragedStrings]
"This feels...to...good"
"You're spoiling me!"
"Overdrive Time!"

[WinStrings]
"I CRUSHED EVERYONE WOO-HOO, Dr. Wily is going to be so proud!"
"Let this victory be my pleasureable gift to all of you"

[LoseStrings]
"I may have lost but that sure felt amazing"
"That was painful, lets do that again!"

[RollComment]
"Try not to do anything to crazy Grenade Man"

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// Hornet Man

[IntroStrings]
"Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee"
"Feel the swarm, worms"

[FragStrings]
"I deliver more pain in a single blow then you would your entire existence"
"See that only stung for a moment, and now you're dead, hahaha"
"You cannot escape the wrath of the hornets!"
"You shouldn't be so careless around me, I'm quite irrational"

[KilledStrings]
"My destruction means nothing, there will be more of me until I've claimed your plates for my nest"
"Your attacks are burning me apart"
"I guess a lifetime of stinging others will get you stung eventually"

[AllRoamingStrings]
"buzzzzzzzzzz"


[EnragedStrings]
"Now you've done it, you've all gone to far"
"No, I'm not freezing over this time"
"I hate...all of you...so much"

[WinStrings]
"And in the end the swarm has the bigger number, you should takes lessons from me "
"Victory was relentlessly inescapable, if only you disgusting robots knew this before the match started we could've been here alot earlier "

[LoseStrings]
"Is it winter already?"
"You cowards, I'd like to see you shoot something that didn't come from a flame oriented robot master"

[RollComment]
"Don't hurt me"

[Ivory]

One of those Hornet Man strings should have been a reference to how Hornet Man was actually supposed to be a second female robot master, Honey Woman.

[brotoad]

i loved hornetmans ones! he seemed pretty friendly in megaman 9s ending but clearly he has another side to him!
needed more "NO NOT THE BEES ARRRRRGGHH MY EYES!"

[Korby]

I love how Grenade Man is such a masochist.