Ruin-A-Wish

[AMinorFlood]

Granted: But you rarely see them in person.

I wish I could purchase a singular apple, not poisoned, not explosive, not moldy, not robbing a bank or stealing, I just want an apple.

[BookWormGreen]

Granted: It's a toy apple from a kitchen play set
I wish i had an anime gf

[Hilman170499]

Okay, but now you have to save the world because it's part of the package!

I wish I had a single brick, delivered safely and legitimately to me without harming anyone.

[AMinorFlood]

Granted: You have to find a use for it, seriously why do you want a brick?

I wish I had instant access to music on some kind of iPod in my head.

[BookWormGreen]

Granted: You have to find a use for it, seriously why do you want a brick?

I wish I had instant access to music on some kind of iPod in my head.

Granted but your brain gets copyright claimed in 45 countries by UMG and if you go to those countries your brain wont work (i.e. you die)
I wish i had more subs on my YT channel

[AMinorFlood]

Granted: But it's through sub-bots.

I wish I had an orange.

[BookWormGreen]

Granted: But it's through sub-bots.

I wish I had an orange.

Granted, you receive the color orange. Don't ask.
I wish orders of Trogdor the board game would reopen

[AMinorFlood]

Granted: But it costs more then you can afford.

I wish I had a list to see who was on the Megaman X Dive Beta Test.

[TheDoc]

Granted, but they're all under nicknames/handles you don't recognize.

I wish for a game that I always enjoy no matter how much or how long I play it.

[Rozark]

Granted. Congratulations! You're now pushing a single red button for the rest of eternity.
I wish my college didn't charge me $100 each term just to use their website.

[AMinorFlood]

Granted: You now have to pay $200 to use their website!¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish we could just get Banjo at the beggining of October or something, not December 20th.

[Lighter Dude]

Yay! An unnecessary bump! I really want to do this sooooo...

GRANTED: Now you have to wait an extra year...wait a second...

I wish I was better with Spark Man in CCBM.

[MegaVile]

Granted: Now you're stuck spamming Reload and everyone begs for nerfs.

I wish I had more experience in coding.

[Pegg]

I wish I had more experience in coding.

Wish granted; Unfortunately, you're only proficient in Scratch.

I wish that nobody ruins my wish.

[MegaVile]

Wish granted; Unfortunately, you're only proficient in Scratch.

I wish that nobody ruins my wish.

Wish Granted; except a shooting star crashes into your house to kill you.

I wish for a release date of MM8BDM V7