Ruin-A-Wish

[Hinatediz]

Granted, but your country gets disqualified at the 1st millisecond.

I wish Loud House and Dangan Ronpa have a crossover

[Xhatahx]

my country is iceland
Granted! But it's a fanfic, and it's awful.

I wish I had a cookie right now.

[JohnVyttalRay]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could find all the yasichis of mm8bdm.

[Upsilon]

Granted, not that they do anything!  Also Roll's Chaos Generator made them want to eat your face.

I wish to exchange five invisible dollars for an invisible Pepsi.

[bass44]

Granted but you can't find the invisible Pepsi.

I wish the fridge in my garage would dispense infinite amount of Jarritos.

[JohnVyttalRay]

Granted, but once you drink a jarrito you'll be dead.

I wanna live.

[kirbman]

Granted, but you'll only live for 1 second.

I wish for a new Smash Bros. game.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted, they brought back random tripping and made it more common than ever. They also added air tripping.

I wish for a car.

[Beed28]

Granted, but it comes with no keys at all.

I wish the world's landscapes moved and rippled like the rolling ocean!

[Xhatahx]

Granted, but every dam in the world has now cracked under the rippling pressure, and that can't be good.

I wish I knew what was going on behind that green door.

[JohnVyttalRay]

Granted, there's another green door.

I wish I wasn't ruining wishes.

[ZipZap]

Granted: You're banned from this thread now.

I wish MMBN3 wasn't that hard.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted, it's harder.

I wish I had a decent-paying job.

[Xhatahx]

Granted. You now do sewer work.

I wish I wasn't operating on Greenwich Mean Time so I could meet more people in servers.

[Upsilon]

Granted! You aren't operating at all!

I wish for another wish.