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April 30, 2017, 09:20:52 PM
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2017, 09:20:52 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, it's so heavy and cumbersome that it can't go up hills. Additionally, its gas mileage is far too poor for it to be of any practical use.

I wish I had a bottomless cup of coffee.

Granted, but the cup now lacks a bottom due to stretching into the Earth's core (don't ask how the cup even managed to dig itself underground).

I wish for a dead link.

April 30, 2017, 10:02:43 PM
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« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2017, 10:02:43 PM »
Granted: But now the moon will fall on everyone because link wasn't there to defeat majora.

I wish we got a new megaman game.

May 01, 2017, 12:23:14 AM
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2017, 12:23:14 AM »
Granted, but it's worse than Bubsy 3D

I wish that all those horrible Family Guy jokes I made back in 2012 never happened.

May 01, 2017, 06:21:39 AM
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« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2017, 06:21:39 AM »
Granted, but they now exist as a meme now.

I wish Mega Man Legacy Collection 2 included Mega Man & Bass.

May 01, 2017, 01:22:37 PM
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« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2017, 01:22:37 PM »
Granted, but it's the GBA version and not translated.

I wish the world was wobbly and bouncy and humanity have adjusted to it.

May 01, 2017, 03:13:52 PM
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« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2017, 03:13:52 PM »
Granted, but the whole world will wobble uncontrollably until it breaks in two.

I wish I had a real, functioning Portal Gun.

May 01, 2017, 07:30:44 PM
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« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2017, 07:30:44 PM »
Granted, but it can only shoot one portal. You didn't say it had to be fully functional.

I wish for somebody to love
Don't I need somebody to love
Wouldn't I love somebody to love
I better get somebody to love

May 02, 2017, 01:01:41 AM
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« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2017, 01:01:41 AM »
Granted! But they are Yandere towards you.

I wish to keep the cops off my case for 100 years.

May 02, 2017, 04:40:56 AM
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« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2017, 04:40:56 AM »
Granted, you've got the mob on your case instead.

I wish for the ability to know the future.

May 02, 2017, 06:07:44 AM
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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2017, 06:07:44 AM »
Granted, but you caused a time paradox.

I wish I could be like Hoo-dini.

May 02, 2017, 06:54:46 AM
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« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2017, 06:54:46 AM »
Granted, but then you die of the same cause.

I wish I had one of those Black Series Storm Troopers figures.

May 02, 2017, 08:31:36 AM
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« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2017, 08:31:36 AM »
Granted, but it's animate and it's running around trying to shoot you.key word is "trying"

I wish for snow.

May 02, 2017, 09:29:45 AM
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« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2017, 09:29:45 AM »
Granted, it's now the second ice age.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

May 02, 2017, 01:44:31 PM
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« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2017, 01:44:31 PM »
The wish has been granted, but your wish is nothing.

I wish I could be smarter.

May 03, 2017, 07:40:52 AM
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« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2017, 07:40:52 AM »
Granted, you now have 1 extra IQ point.

I wish I had lots of money.