"Roboenza survival guide" FAILURE! (Deletion imminent)

[Blueiscooltoo]

it's just one person(me), and complicated stuff makes the game less fun and entertaining. sometimes it's fun to save a friend who then saves you. Two people are better than one, especially when your against 5 zombies.

[Mr. X]

-.- I am NOT accepting those "Spam water wave" answers.
Some zombies are smarter than you think. Running around in circles while spamming mega buster will just get you infected.

So you're saying spamming water wave doesn't work?  That's funny, because last time I checked it was pretty damn effective.

[RenegadeX5]

It's NOT FUN for the zombies, X!!

[Mr. X]

It's a Roboenza survival guide, not a Roboenza "Survive but don't hurt the zombie's feelings" guide.

Also, I've found shutting off the lights while on the highest part of the outside area of Bright Man's stage to be a very very effective strategy, I have no idea why you said don't do it.

[Max]

Hide in small holes and spam rapid fire weapons to push the zombies back

[2D man]

What about my strategy of hiding. It works most of the time

[RenegadeX5]

Mostly because I've been at the bottom when the lights went out. <.< And people fall off pits or get infected because they dont know where they're going.

2D That dont help, they'll find ya.

Yellow, That may be good... But you'll run out of ammo eventually. Then they'll get ya.

[Blueiscooltoo]

Zombies will always win if there's more zombies than survivors.

[TERRORsphere]

I'm sorry, since when could a newb tell people how to play?

[Blueiscooltoo]

I don't know.

[Mr. X]

Mostly because I've been at the bottom when the lights went out. <.< And people fall off pits or get infected because they dont know where they're going.

2D That dont help, they'll find ya.

Yellow, That may be good... But you'll run out of ammo eventually. Then they'll get ya.

Then don't be at the bottom of the stage.  Survival of the fittest.

If they find you and you've got a rapid fire weapon, you're still set for quite a while.  Plus, if you're like me, you plan an escape route in the event that somebody finds you.  However, if you have Pharaoh Shot, you're pretty much unbeatable (however, I don't recommend it because that's beyond cheap).

[RenegadeX5]

Now I never said to follow it STRICTLY...

... they're more like guidelines.

[Mr. X]

Pretty lousy guidelines, then.  You say stay alone yet then you say keep in contact with others.  I'm assuming if you mean "keep in contact" you either mean "be in a group" or "chat".  Being in a group is nice but likely to screw you in the end and chatting is a sure fire way to lose.  Plus, quite frankly, a lot of the guidelines are obvious.

Also, choke points are very effective and I recommend using them...provided you have an escape route.

[Max]

Yellow, That may be good... But you'll run out of ammo eventually. Then they'll get ya.

You've got 3 W-Tanks, for god's sake.

[RenegadeX5]

ugh. I'm done arguing with you.

You guys are unable to appreciate what someone's done... -.-

Here I am doing something nice and helping newbies and you guys are ripping it apart.

MIKE! Lock this thread! My work's been WASTED!