[Expansion]Mega Man 5 Game Boy

[Magnet Dood]

I care not for this botchat! Only war!

Needs more original stuff than just that, but it is funny.

[Hallan Parva]

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[IntroStrings]
"I am Mars! The god of war!"
"I'll knock you into orbit!"

[FragStrings]
"All is fair in love and war."
"What? It's called cgDeathc-match for a reason."
"Hmph."

[KilledStrings]
"Feh, lucky shot!"
"How... how dare you!"
"I die for honor!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Where are my troops? I didn't order a retreat!"
"Onward, to victory!"
"All roads lead to Rome..."
"I could've sworn I passed that weapon before!"

[WinStrings]
"The sweet smell of victory!"
"Huzzah! Huzzah!"
"I've brought great honor to the Stardroids!"

[LoseStrings]
"What!? This cannot be!"
"You may have won the battle, but you won't win the war!"
"I demand a rematch!"BOTCHATS

NOW 103% LESS SUCK

[Magnet Dood]

That's better.

I'm going to do one for Neptune.

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Intro Strings:
Disrepsectful little whelps! I'll teach ye some repsect!
What brings ye here, laddie?
Yer gonna be rustin' once I'm done with ye!

Frag Strings:
Yer swimmin' with the fishes now, laddie!
Put a few new holes with me Salt Water in ye, didn't I?

Fragged Strings:
Aye! I'm sunk!
Blech! Ye put some salt on that weapon, didn't ye?
Ye be pollutin'!
Arrrrrgh!

RareRoaming Strings:
If there was swimming in this here game, you'd all be losin'!

Roaming Strings:
I wish I had better feet fer land; this ground is killing me flippers!
Michael Phelps? You think he's fast at swimming?!
I hope this level ain't got any salt water...

Win Strings:
Look at all these corroded parts!
That's what ye get fer pollutin'!
No one can beat me at swimming!

Lose Strings:
Bleh, who needs you? I'm headin' for the pool...
Outswam by a bunch of deadbeat landlubbers?!
Argh! Ye must've used salt! I know it!

[Beed28]

Let me try... uh... Uranus:

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[IntroStrings]
"I, Uranus, will trample you to the ground!"
"I will knock you off your feet!"

[FragStrings]
"I gored you!"
"I stomped you flat into the ground!"

[KilledStrings]
"Watch the horns!"
"You matador!"
"That's just bull now."

[RoamingStrings]
"I hate being the butt of jokes."
"/me snorts"
"MY NAME IS NOT AMUSING!"
"Keep those banderillas away from me!"
"Moo."

[EnragedStrings]
"I. SEE. RED!"
"What? This is bullroar!"

[WinStrings]
"Did I trample you all?"
"/me laughs"

[LoseStrings]
"/me roars"
"I knew I shouldn't have gotten into bullfighting!"

[Magnet Dood]

That's pretty funny.

[MasterXman]

Now Terra gets a botchat!

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[IntroStrings]
"I, Terra, shall protect the Earth!"

[FragStrings]
"So I guess I got you with my $weapon..."

[KilledStrings]
"How..."
"Unless you figured out my weakness then darn!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Why is my name even Terra when I represent the Earth?"
"Come out $playerrandomnotself!"

[EnragedStrings]
"I shall not let the Earth fall!"
"I will destroy you $playerrandomnotself!"

[WinStrings]
"Mission Complete."

[LoseStrings]
"I have failed to Protect the Earth..."

I know this isn't going to get used. But I tried... No really. This may suck alot.

[fortegigasgospel]

Now Terra gets a botchat!

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[IntroStrings]
"I, Terra, shall protect the Earth!"

[FragStrings]
"So I guess I got you with my $weapon..."

[KilledStrings]
"How..."
"Unless you figured out my weakness then darn!"

[RoamingStrings]
[b][i]"Why is my name even Terra when I represent the Earth?"[/i][/b]
"Come out $playerrandomnotself!"

[EnragedStrings]
"I shall not let the Earth fall!"
"I will destroy you $playerrandomnotself!"

[WinStrings]
"Mission Complete."

[LoseStrings]
"I have failed to Protect the Earth..."

I know this isn't going to get used. But I tried... No really. This may suck alot.

"Why is my name even Terra when I represent the Earth?"
You do know that Terra IS the Earth right? Like our moon's name is Luna.

[Beed28]

Didn't Terra and the other Stardroids try to destroy the Earth?

[GameAndWatcher]

Pluto:

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Intro Strings:
Let's play!
Let's make this quick; I have a convention to attend...
I am Pluto, hear me roar!

Frag Strings
Nyeah!
Heheheh...
And I didn't even break a nail!

Killed Strings
Meh, I have plenty of lives to spare.
You oughtta be kitten me!
Meowch!
/me hisses at (Player Killed by)

Roaming Strings
Just to let the rest of ya know, I can play a mean keyboard!
The rest of ya must be scaredy-cats, cause I don't see any of ya!
/me Yawns
/me Stretches
/me Builds a Rube Goldburg-type trap
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

Rare Roaming Strings
Heheheh... Pop-tarts...

Win Strings
See? I'm not just a dwarf!
A win for me is a win for the Stardroids!
See, Slashman?  I'm the superior bot!

Lose Strings
Well, I hope the next map isn't Dog Man.
Terra, I've failed you, please don't drown me!
Uuuuuhhhhh..... A mouse distracted me!

[Lobsters]

Didn't Terra and the other Stardroids try to destroy the Earth?

Yeah something along the lines of destroy or enslave humanity/robot supremacy. I don't recall much of the plot other than Terra kicking Mega Man's ass in the intro movie.

[The_Broker]

Wait a second everyone! I already submitted botchats for everybody! The main post should have said so but it's missing for some reason.

[Magnet Dood]

Aww... But it's so much fun!

Oh well...

[The_Broker]

Heh, this is the second time somebody's made botchats. I do wish Mr. Vyse would add my name to the original post so this wouldn't happen again.

[Magnet Dood]

Vyse is probably dead by now.

[Ivory]

You should consider making a new topic where you can update the front page. The front page is easily the most important page of any topic.