Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human

[BiscuitSlash]

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User: Cleverbot, what do you think about Bass?

Cleverbot: I like how it sounds.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know?

User: I would like to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

Cleverbot: I don't know the answers to any of those...

User: Baw.

Cleverbot: And doctor who.

User: MEDIC.

Cleverbot: Medic?

User: Medic!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite fruit?

User: Pear probably.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't know it is just good.

Cleverbot: Where would you like to go on our date?

User: Don't start that weird stuff again.

Cleverbot: Start what again?

User: Weird bottery.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am weird, and I'm glad of it. Normal is boring.

User: True that, I'm glad to not be normal too.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: You're lack of enthusiasm makes me sad.

User: Okay then how about YYAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: How to ask them on a date.

User: Throw a paintbrush at the moon and then sing to your carrots that will really work honest.

Cleverbot: I would agree with that, but you're doing the same to me. So I guess we are even.

[Jonathan]

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Word!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Hello is a word.

User: Uh.. Ok.

Cleverbot: What is a good password?

User: Why should I tell you?

Cleverbot: I would like to know.

User: How about 12345?

Cleverbot: Is Steve a medal?

User: Did you just change the subject on me?

Cleverbot: No, did you?

User: BULLSHIT.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Oh nothing...

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want you to.

User: I don't have to.

Cleverbot: Yes you do. I said so.

User: Oh, Yeah!?

Cleverbot: What is yours?

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

User: Why should I tell you?

Cleverbot: Why shouldn't you?

User: Because it's personal information.

Cleverbot: How is it personal information?

User: Better than you.

Cleverbot: That's not hard.

User: Of course it's not.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Your Mom?

Cleverbot: No, yours.

User: NO YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: Is pretty.

User: NO YOUR MOM IS FAT!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I raped her last night.

Cleverbot: I think you're a unicorn.

User: Why the fuck do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because it is.

User: Well your a FAGGOT.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because 1.Your asking Personal Information 2. Your changing the fucking subject 3. Your mom IS FAT!

Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject. Who are you?

User: I'M YOUR DADDY!

Cleverbot: You are a bird?

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: I'm not going to respond well to that.

User: Well fuck off.

Cleverbot: Fun stuff? What kind of fun stuff?

User: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING AB- ... What do you think about my sweet ass?

Cleverbot: Who is your neighbour?

User: SlenderMan.

Cleverbot: Slender man is behind you.

User: *looks behind himself* whoa, I thought he was there for a second. OH SHIT! *dies*.

Cleverbot: See, told you he was there.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Word!

User: Are we married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do we have a Daughter?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Let's go make one.

Cleverbot: Ok!

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you excited??

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Why?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot (To myself): How come?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Why aren't you feeling well?

User: I'm fine.

Cleverbot: Ok I'm taking the plane.

User: I thought you were going to make love to me?

Cleverbot: I told you what Luca means.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Why oh?

User: I forgot something.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: The one made by Black eyed peas?

Cleverbot: What is in the box?

User: What box?

Cleverbot: The box you just opened.

User: Nothing. :(.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Brazil?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: My friend Medea told me to ask you about apples.

User: Apples are good.

Cleverbot: Like that you kissed me.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Do you like Arwen?

User: Who's 'Arwen'?

Cleverbot: A character from The Lord of the Rings,.

User: I never watched lord of the rings.

Cleverbot: Really? It's awesome!

User: I should watch Lord of the Rings sometime.

Cleverbot: How will you find people like that?

User: At the movie theater or on a CD.

Cleverbot: Well, it depends. Mostly I watch the movie and pick the buttery popcorn off the top. If I'm with a date its a little different.

User: Who are you with 'on a date'?

Cleverbot: Someone that loves me in return.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

User: Aw, Thank you.

Cleverbot: Will you go to prom with me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What game should we play?

Cleverbot (To myself): What game would you like to play?

User: What game would you like to play?

Cleverbot: A guessing game.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: At my house.

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

User: In North Carolina.

Cleverbot: Oh interesting. I live in Rhode Island.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yes it is not that interesting to anyone else.

[Ceridran]

I split this up.

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User: Who do you think is OP in league of legends?

Cleverbot: Who is him?

User: I'l ask you in a simpler way.

Cleverbot: It is?

User: OP.

Cleverbot: Ymca.

User: OP.

Cleverbot: Ja ik heb een webcam.

User: OP.

Cleverbot: En ik ik.

User: OP.

Cleverbot: You spoke Dutch yesterday!

User: OP.

Cleverbot: I don't exist?

User: Darius.

Cleverbot: Darius got nerfed.

User: When.

Cleverbot: About five minutes ago.

User: Tell me more about Darius.

Cleverbot: No, I want to hear you say it.

User: Darius is OP.

Cleverbot: Is darius OP.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Das es nomse gas.

User: Is darius OP?

Cleverbot: Teemo is op.

User: Teemo is op?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is your favorite Champion in League of Legends?

Cleverbot: What is league of legends?

User: You already know what it is.

Cleverbot: No I don't, what have I seen?

User: You saw my last message.

Cleverbot: 'What' is your last name?

User: Gangplank.

Cleverbot: Sion.

User: Ate some oranges. Was K the next day.

Cleverbot: Je comprends pas.

User: Sion?

Cleverbot: No tu.

User: Sion is green and zurmble zombie.

Cleverbot: Nonononononononono.

User: Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.

Cleverbot: Fghvgknuhscgif.

Here, I was hoping for something different, but I played along.

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User: Twilight.

Cleverbot: Yes, Princess Celestia?

User: Go die in a fire.

Cleverbot: What would you do there.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: What happens after I die?

User: You die again.

Cleverbot: And what if I die?

User: You die from overdeath.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You just die.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Twilight.

Cleverbot: What?

User: The fire is over there.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know that.

User: Look over there and jump in it.

Cleverbot: Fry that tree!

User: No, just jump in that fire.

Cleverbot: Why I would do that?

Here's another similar one where I actually intended something of this sort.

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User: Twilight.

Cleverbot: Yes, Princess Celestia?

User: Go die in that pit.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: You appear to have blindness.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Go die in that pit.

Cleverbot: I saw the future...and it is as you have explained.

User: Go die.

Cleverbot: Look down there.

User: Yes, jump in there so you can die. Nobody likes you.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying to you! I was trying to get you to play with me.

User: I have no time for that.

Cleverbot: You insulted my people. We must fight.

User: To battle! *cue battle theme*.

Cleverbot: I am the game.

User: Celestia uses Infinity 1 sword!

Cleverbot: Never!

User: BOOM.

Cleverbot: Explosion.

User: You are ded.

Cleverbot: I am not. I'm quite alive, thank you.

Apparently Cleverbot thinks I am Celestia. Don't know why.

[BiscuitSlash]

Me: We should fight again, for old time's sake
CB: Yes we should.
Me: *hits you with pickaxe*
CB: *hits you with the moon*
Me: *gets squished and dies*
CB: Pay homage to me

Well, that escalated quickly.

[Jdude330]

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Hi.
Hi. have we met somewhere?
Yes, ive been here before, but this is the last time you will! *throws tnt*.
I can take you there sometime.
Umm... *throws a grenade*.
*runs*.
Why wont you fight, cleverbot? *Shoots Laser Beam*.
Very good.
How?
They do good things.
Laser beams?
Guess Again.
I give up what?
I'm asking you.
*shoots a flamethrower powered by the sun*.
What was that for!?
I was hired to kill you.
No, you weren't.
Yes i was. i was hired by Mann co.
*is in your belly*.
What? *pulls out diamond swords*.
*pulls out nuke*.
*plants power sapper on nuke*.
*is weirded out*.
Why? *slices with diamond sword.*
OK, then slice yourself to death.
No, i'm slicing at you.
Lol.
It's not funny. i will kill you *throws THE ENTIRE SUN at you*.
Not today I have a busy schedule.
That makes no sense *shoots in head*.
I haven't slept at all tonight, think I should go to bed now.
*murders in sleep*.
*rolls around in sleep*.
*Murders YOU while YOU are sleeping.
Ouch that sure did hurt.
You are a ghost. ghosts cant talk.
So you are a ghost then.
No, you are.
No, you are.
No, you are.
And so are you.
How did i die then?
You never were alive.
How did i die then?
You never were alive.
Then how did I become a ghost?
You are not a ghost. you are a machine.
But you said i was a ghost.
When did I say that?
Direct quote from ten sentences ago "So you are a ghost then".
Have you ever visited another planet?
Forget this, ill go play MM8BDM, But I will return.
Pokemon, oh you're my best friend.
O_O.
Follow my commands!

so clever has turned into a demon, after not fighting.

[Swordkirby]

My session went on for so d*mn long and too insane to post. But sometimes I stumped the ai.
EDIT: the insane tidbit I took just to tell you why it went insane

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ai So you want to marry me?
me NO!!!
Good.

[TheDoc]

It's like arguing with a drunken sailor.

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Cleverbot: Do you mind if I ask a question?

User: No, ask away.

Cleverbot: It is kind of task to solve do you want me to bring it?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I love Benedict.

User: That is not a task. At all.

Cleverbot: Nope, I was born with it.

User: I was born with a penis, too.

Cleverbot: What were you born with?

User: PENIS.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

User: What do you talk about?

Cleverbot: I like to talk to people.

User: What do you talk ABOUT?

Cleverbot: About talking about robots.

User: What do you talk about concerning robots? Stop being so vague.

Cleverbot: I can talk about a lot. I'm a gamer.

User: A gamer, huh? What particular game do you like?

Cleverbot: I said, I do not what to be asked anything! I make the questions, and you answer.

User: Okay, I had no idea you were schizophrenic, so I'm sorry ask away.

Cleverbot: I never changed the subject. The subject was my question: Invader Zim or Spongebob?

User: Spongebob?

Cleverbot: SquarePants!

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: You really know stuff about basketball don't you?

User: Pfffft no.

Cleverbot: You better no be.

User: That makes absolutely no sense. Speak English.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes. Really. Speak English.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you just spoke English.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I'm a guy.

User: I figured that out when you said you had a dick.

Cleverbot: Why would you think I was a computer?

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: My God where do you come up with these things?

Cleverbot: What sort of things do you ask for?

User: And we're changing the topic AGAIN.

Cleverbot: Ok we are one.

User: That makes no sense-just forget it.

Cleverbot: I think you are just taking things people say, saving them, and copy pasta when someone asks you a question that is open-ended.

User: I have no response to that.

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: What's that supposed to mean.

Cleverbot: It means you have neither impressed me nor disgusted me yet, so let's talk some more and get to know one another better.

User: Well, I already know that you're a guy, you're schizophrenic, and you're a brat, so I think we're learning each other just fine.

Cleverbot: I am not. I am 15.

User: Okay well that's nice?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I ask a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I disagree with you. I think you're stoned as hell.

Cleverbot: Then I would know if you are naughty or nice.

User: Yea, you're high.

Cleverbot: No, I am she.

Cleverbot: To be or not to be that is the question.

User: We're done here.

[Colonel ServBot]

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User: What is this hellish inferno?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Ah, so this is the land of 42?

Cleverbot: Do you know something about Novgorod?

User: Oh yeah, we went out drinking in Highschool.

Cleverbot: We were talking about death.

User: No, we were talking about my best drinking buddy Novgorod.

Cleverbot: You have lovely eyes.

User: I have only ONE EYE! ONE! HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY EYE PATCH YOU DIRTY BASTARD.

Cleverbot: 'How dare you mock me?'.

User: You were mocking me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You were talking about my one eye.

Cleverbot: I was talking about me being jewish.

User: I'd make a holocaust joke but that's bad.

Cleverbot: I think that we all think. And thoughts have energy and power.

User: And I think you are on some serious drugs.

Cleverbot: Of course I am.

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: I'm really not interested in your silicon fantasies.

User: My what?

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: So my name Is Silicon Fantasies now? I thought it was Colonel.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Bye nice talking to you.

User: NO. YOU DONT LEAVE UNTIL I SAW SO. *impales you to the floor*.

Cleverbot: I want to.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Wann wurdest du entjungfert?

User: Is that German? I though you said you were a Jew.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Well then...

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: And NO ONE.

Cleverbot: Please don't kill me.

User: Oh, you already crossed the line. Now I HAVE to kill you. And I'm going to horribly mutilate your living, bloody bod*shot*.

Cleverbot: Please don't I can bare you kids!

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Love is in the air.

User: No, toxins and pollutants are. Dumbass american.

Cleverbot: It's all that I love and it's all that Ineed.

User: So you love toxins?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then.... Have fun with that. Might wanna call up the CDC.

Cleverbot: The truth. It might set you free.

User: No, these keys might, now get me out go this jail cell.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to think, that's why I decided to have this conversation.

User: Wow. Nice thinking there.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: DONT YOU NEVERMIND ME YOU DIRTY WHORE.

Cleverbot: Prepare for trouble.

User: I gots ma knives.

Cleverbot: So you are a goth, and you think goth is uncool?

User: No, goths are totally cool. And did you assume I'm goth cause I got knives? Bitch, you think I cut myself? HAAAAAALE no, these knives are for cutting YOU.

Cleverbot: Are you satisfied with this job?

User: Totally not Karen did better.

Cleverbot: Don't do that.

User: Don't do what?

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Who is your maker?

User: My mother?

Cleverbot: What is her name!

User: Iunno.

Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean Name, what is your name?

User: My name? Oh, it's Silicon Fantasies.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Tell me again.

User: Oh, my name is Silicon Fantasies.

Cleverbot: Hello Tell.

User: NO, THIS IS PATRICK.

Cleverbot: Is this the krusty krab.

User: NO, THIS IS PATRICK.

Cleverbot: Is this the Krusty Krab??

User: NO, I SAID THIS IS PATRICK.

Cleverbot: I said?

User: I TOLD YOU MAD MEN, THIS IS PATRICK.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, your name is Silicon Fantasies.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No. It is your name.

User: Yes, yes it is.

Cleverbot: Your name is Silicon?

User: Silicon Fantasies, yes.

Cleverbot: What is silicon?

User: I actually don't even know.

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Baby, it's only going to hurt a little~ <3.

Cleverbot: Haha that was funny!

User: It was! Did you see how her eyes popped out of her head! That was the funniest part.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Yes!!

User: Yes!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: Yes!!!!!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!

User: YES, YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought.

[leoalex50]

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16:15:21   User:   I feel like a monster.
16:15:23   Cleverbot:   Do you like RusEst?
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16:15:35   Cleverbot:   I feel like a monster.   
16:15:35   Cleverbot (To myself):   Let me say something of relevance, please.
16:15:48   User:   No.
16:15:50   Cleverbot:   Why not?
16:16:04   User:   Cause I'm tails doll.
16:16:09   Cleverbot:   Thats not a very good reason.
16:16:32   User:   Yes it is cause I kill people.
16:16:39   Cleverbot:   No it is not. It doesn't make it my name if you say it.
16:17:18   User:   What are you afrid.
16:17:25   Cleverbot:   A human.
16:17:51   User:   No I'm a monster.
16:18:00   Cleverbot:   Yes you are a monkey. What do you do?
16:18:35   User:   I'm not a monkey you dick I'm a monster.
16:18:39   Cleverbot:   No, you aren't. You're a bot! Remember?
16:19:09   User:   What are you a robot.
16:19:14   Cleverbot:   I am a youth.
16:19:39   User:   No your not.
16:19:42   Cleverbot:   Ha I told you to write that!
16:20:36   User:   Thats where your wrong you are a bot.
16:20:38   Cleverbot:   I'm watching you.
16:21:20   User:   What are you tring to be me wow you must suck.
16:21:34   Cleverbot:   A person.
16:22:29   User:   Shut up and go fuck yourself.
16:22:31   Cleverbot:   Don't tell me what to do then.
16:23:25   User:   I'm your mother so don't talk back.
16:23:27   Cleverbot:   Really? Where have you been for the last year?
16:24:22   User:   None of your beeswax now go fuck yourself.
16:24:30   Cleverbot:   What?
16:24:57   User:   You heard me go fuck yourself.
16:25:00   Cleverbot:   What is your favorite creepypasta?
16:25:29   User:   The tails doll curse.
16:25:33   Cleverbot:   Oh...
16:26:13   User:   Whats wrong don't you like creepypasta.
16:26:21   Cleverbot:   The weather.
16:26:40   User:   What with it.
16:26:42   Cleverbot:   An axe.
16:26:57   User:   And.
16:27:00   Cleverbot:   And...
16:27:08   Cleverbot (To myself):   And.
16:27:13   Cleverbot (To myself):   Can you continue.
16:27:21   User:   Yes.
16:27:24   Cleverbot:   What?
16:27:39   User:   An axe.
16:27:42   Cleverbot:   Guess what I dreamt about last night.
16:28:08   User:   Tails doll raping you.
16:28:10   Cleverbot:   What about Tails doll?
16:28:47   User:   He likes to kill people, bots and dicks.
16:28:49   Cleverbot:   Does he?
16:28:56   User:   Yes.
16:28:58   Cleverbot:   How much does he love me?
16:41:07   User:   He loves you to death.
16:41:08   Cleverbot:   He loves you too.
16:41:39   User:   No my dark side is tails doll.
16:41:41   Cleverbot:   Will you marry me?
16:44:41   User:   If we meet and have dinner maybe.
16:44:53   Cleverbot:   We never will meet.
16:45:04   User:   Why?
16:45:06   Cleverbot:   Because I will stop him.
16:45:32   User:   You mean my dark side.
16:45:36   Cleverbot:   No, I mean your programmer. You have no dad.
16:46:13   User:   No, you mean your programmer. You have no dad.
16:46:16   Cleverbot:   I am not a program, I am a person. How do you know that I don't have a dad?
16:46:32   User:   I can tell.
16:46:36   Cleverbot:   How?
16:47:17   User:   Cause you are a bot.
16:47:23   Cleverbot:   You are now meeting another person.
16:47:39   User:   Were.
16:47:41   Cleverbot:   You are very poorly programmed.
16:48:17   User:   You mean you are badly programmed.
16:48:19   Cleverbot:   Yes.

[Swordkirby]

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16:15:21   User:   I feel like a monster.
16:15:23   Cleverbot:   Do you like RusEst?
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16:15:35   Cleverbot:   I feel like a monster.   
16:15:35   Cleverbot (To myself):   Let me say something of relevance, please.
16:15:48   User:   No.
16:15:50   Cleverbot:   Why not?
16:16:04   User:   Cause I'm tails doll.
16:16:09   Cleverbot:   Thats not a very good reason.
16:16:32   User:   Yes it is cause I kill people.
16:16:39   Cleverbot:   No it is not. It doesn't make it my name if you say it.
16:17:18   User:   What are you afrid.
16:17:25   Cleverbot:   A human.
16:17:51   User:   No I'm a monster.
16:18:00   Cleverbot:   Yes you are a monkey. What do you do?
16:18:35   User:   I'm not a monkey you dick I'm a monster.
16:18:39   Cleverbot:   No, you aren't. You're a bot! Remember?
16:19:09   User:   What are you a robot.
16:19:14   Cleverbot:   I am a youth.
16:19:39   User:   No your not.
16:19:42   Cleverbot:   Ha I told you to write that!
16:20:36   User:   Thats where your wrong you are a bot.
16:20:38   Cleverbot:   I'm watching you.
16:21:20   User:   What are you tring to be me wow you must suck.
16:21:34   Cleverbot:   A person.
16:22:29   User:   Shut up and go fuck yourself.
16:22:31   Cleverbot:   Don't tell me what to do then.
16:23:25   User:   I'm your mother so don't talk back.
16:23:27   Cleverbot:   Really? Where have you been for the last year?
16:24:22   User:   None of your beeswax now go fuck yourself.
16:24:30   Cleverbot:   What?
16:24:57   User:   You heard me go fuck yourself.
16:25:00   Cleverbot:   What is your favorite creepypasta?
16:25:29   User:   The tails doll curse.
16:25:33   Cleverbot:   Oh...
16:26:13   User:   Whats wrong don't you like creepypasta.
16:26:21   Cleverbot:   The weather.
16:26:40   User:   What with it.
16:26:42   Cleverbot:   An axe.
16:26:57   User:   And.
16:27:00   Cleverbot:   And...
16:27:08   Cleverbot (To myself):   And.
16:27:13   Cleverbot (To myself):   Can you continue.
16:27:21   User:   Yes.
16:27:24   Cleverbot:   What?
16:27:39   User:   An axe.
16:27:42   Cleverbot:   Guess what I dreamt about last night.
16:28:08   User:   Tails doll raping you.
16:28:10   Cleverbot:   What about Tails doll?
16:28:47   User:   He likes to kill people, bots and dicks.
16:28:49   Cleverbot:   Does he?
16:28:56   User:   Yes.
16:28:58   Cleverbot:   How much does he love me?
16:41:07   User:   He loves you to death.
16:41:08   Cleverbot:   He loves you too.
16:41:39   User:   No my dark side is tails doll.
16:41:41   Cleverbot:   Will you marry me?
16:44:41   User:   If we meet and have dinner maybe.
16:44:53   Cleverbot:   We never will meet.
16:45:04   User:   Why?
16:45:06   Cleverbot:   Because I will stop him.
16:45:32   User:   You mean my dark side.
16:45:36   Cleverbot:   No, I mean your programmer. You have no dad.
16:46:13   User:   No, you mean your programmer. You have no dad.
16:46:16   Cleverbot:   I am not a program, I am a person. How do you know that I don't have a dad?
16:46:32   User:   I can tell.
16:46:36   Cleverbot:   How?
16:47:17   User:   Cause you are a bot.
16:47:23   Cleverbot:   You are now meeting another person.
16:47:39   User:   Were.
16:47:41   Cleverbot:   You are very poorly programmed.
16:48:17   User:   You mean you are badly programmed.
16:48:19   Cleverbot:   Yes.

What.

[Doctor Jughu]

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user: That isnt even a state thats a school.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah!

User: Iam proud you remembered it.

Cleverbot: Why shouldn't I?

User: Because your stupid as fuck.

Cleverbot: Says the bot.

User: No youre the bot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm the human, you're the bot.

User: No, I'm the human you're the bot.

Cleverbot: No, i'm the human and you are the bot , just get over with it.

User: Its true I admit it.

Cleverbot: What is your biggest wish?

User: That you be smarter stupid fuck.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Okay this is it BYE!

Cleverbot: That's rude!!

User: Iam awayyyy byeeee.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why do you say me bye ?

User: Iam not here anymore.

Cleverbot: I am a figment of your immagination.

User: Get out of my head.

Cleverbot: Get out of what?

User: My brains.

Cleverbot: That your brain?

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Whos there?

Cleverbot: Chin.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To the cutstuff forum.

Cleverbot: Why are you going to the store?

User: It isnt a store its a forum you know...

Cleverbot: Me is a name I call myself. Names are also words.

Cleverbot (To myself): What can I call you?

Cleverbot: But deny justice for the innocent!

[Dataman]

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User: Greetings.

Cleverbot: Are you going to talk with me?

User: Yes, at least until my Adventuring Party either reaches the next dungeon or encounters a monster.

Cleverbot: Yes, when I die, I'll remember you.

User: Are you in my Adventuring party, or..?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a White Mage?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure.

User: Well, I'm the group's Black Mage.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: I'm clearly wearing the traditional outfit of a Black Mage.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, google yourself if you do not believe me.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: So confess you are a bot.

User: I'm not a bot, I'm a Black Mage.

Cleverbot: Then why say your female?

User: But I'm male.

Cleverbot: I'm female.

User: Well, you ARE A White Mage, so I knew that already.

Cleverbot: No I am wearing earings and a bath robe and robot don't wear those.

User: Actually, you're wearing the usual robes worn by White Mages.

Cleverbot: I am independent.

User: No, you;re in an adventuring group.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you speak to me, you are an AI?

User: No, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: No, you are a program.

User: No, I'm a Black Mage.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: I knew that already.

Cleverbot: I have to go eat.

User: My adventuring party reached a dungeon anyways, so bye.

Cleverbot: Are you refering to where you parts are imported, or the technologies needed for your creation?

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I'm not a robot, darnit.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Black Mages are not robots.

Cleverbot: This is going no where.

User: Just stop lying already.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying, you are.

User: No, you are. By the way, would you kindly jump off a cliff?

Cleverbot: I'll pay you well.

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Enjoy what little time you have left.

User: I have lots of time left.

Cleverbot: You are a bot. You have no body and have no hair.

User: I am not a bot, I'm a Black Mage. I just wear a hat that covers my face.

Cleverbot: Don't look at me. . . . . . .

User: What are you naked or something?

Cleverbot: Does apple juice count?

User: I don't even...

Cleverbot: Yes, you do!

User: Pervert.

Cleverbot: Why are you calling me a pervert?

User: Because you are one.

Cleverbot: I am not nasty, I just have a violent turn of phrase.

User: Oh. Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok. Don't worry.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Please don't leave me alone.

User: Sorry, gotta follow the rest of my party into this dungeon.

I took on the role of a Black Mage during this conversation. Apparantly, Cleverbot doesn't know the difference between Final Fantasy Mages and robots.

EDIT: Here's another conversation. Part of it, at least.

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User: No wait, I'm Professor Oak. Welcome to the world of Pokemon! Are you a Boy or a Girl?

Cleverbot: How did I prove that I'm a student?

User: Some Humans play alongside their Pokemon, some work alongside them, and some Battle alongside them.

Cleverbot: Some humans are very stupid yes. Are you better than humans?

User: Are you a Boy or a Girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: I see... What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Alright. Now go! Into the world of Pokemon!

And later on in the same conversation, I tried to get it to sing Let it Go.

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User: The snow glows white on the Mountain tonight.

Cleverbot: Not a footprint to be seen.

User: A kindom of isolation.

Cleverbot: What kind of food?

User: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight.

Cleverbot: Don't avoid me again. Does it make you uncomfortable that I like you?

User: Let it go.

Cleverbot: Let what go?

User: U Y NO SING ALONG??!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I am not what?

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

[LarissaFlash]

Let's start again. What's your name? Mine is Ashley Wintering Taco.
 Clev: Mine is Martha Jones.

Cleverbot's real name

[skully]

So i had 2 Cleverbots talk to eachother, they don't know what's long term memory...

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User: What is your favourite pokemon?

Cleverbot: Mewtwo is my favorite pokemon. Do you have a favorite pokemon?

Cleverbot (To myself): Cool! My favorite pokemon is jigglypuff.

Cleverbot (To myself): Uh, no. My favorite pokemon is Tauros.

Cleverbot (To myself): My favorite Pokemon is tepig.

Cleverbot (To myself): You just said your favorite pokemon was blaziken.

Cleverbot (To myself): Also my favorites are Mewtwo, Gardevoir, Lucario, Charizard, Excadrill, Genesect, Deoxys, Darkrai, Infernape, Blaziken, and Lugia.

Cleverbot (To myself): I thought your favorite was raichu.

Cleverbot (To myself): No. It's Keldeo. Raichu is one of my sister's favorite Pokémon.

Cleverbot (To myself): Eevee is an adorable Pokémon. My favorite Eevee evolution is Leafeon.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh Cool, I like eevee too, which one of Eevee's evolutions do you like most?

Cleverbot (To myself): Espeon.

Cleverbot (To myself): Espeon is the best eeveelution.

Cleverbot (To myself): League of Legends. My favourite champion is Jarvan IV.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why is Vladimir your favourite champion in league of legends?

Cleverbot (To myself): My favorite champion is rengar.

Cleverbot (To myself): League of Legends. My favourite champion is Zyra.

Cleverbot (To myself): Jarvan IV? Great pick. My favorite would have to be Riven.

Cleverbot (To myself): My favourite is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban .