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December 05, 2012, 02:16:52 PM
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Kage
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Date Registered: June 11, 2011, 04:45:35 PM
Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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http://www.cleverbot.com/
Think your clever than Cleverbot? Well Cleverbot will always be clever than you, since Cleverbot is so clever.
If you want, you can also post your conversation with it here.
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December 05, 2012, 07:53:22 PM
Reply #1
BiscuitSlash
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Date Registered: November 20, 2010, 12:49:25 PM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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December 05, 2012, 07:53:22 PM »
I usually have conversations with this thing from time to time. Always fun to do.
Just talked to it now and here's what we said:
(click to show/hide)
User: Oh noes the sink fell into the toilet!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do I need to grow up?
User: Yes. That way you can gain strength and courage to help out with the situation.
Cleverbot: Do you think i'm mean.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
User: A bot that won't help me get the sink out the toilet.
Cleverbot: I can assure you that is not the case here.
User: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: So are you a deatheater too?
User: No. I forgot what those were.
Cleverbot: You said that you were wearing me.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: What s your name?
User: Why do you keep asking that?
Cleverbot: It's a reasonable thing to want to know of the person one is talking to, isn't it?
User: That's true! My name is Michael712. What's yours?
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question, plus I already told you.
User: Wat no, I just answered both of your questions.
Cleverbot: No, you did not. I asked you, what is the meaning of stupid.
User: Oh sorry. I don't know the full definition of 'stupid'.
Cleverbot: Sure you do. What's the meaning of life.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Good answer!
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December 07, 2012, 01:23:15 AM
Reply #2
KillerChair
Standard Member
Date Registered: August 24, 2010, 11:27:42 PM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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December 07, 2012, 01:23:15 AM »
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User: Hey friend!
Cleverbot: How has your day been?
User: Good thanks.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear, I'm happy for you.
User: So how are you.
Cleverbot: Not bad bit tired.
User: I am quite bored.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: I dont know. i am just bored.
Cleverbot: You're boring me.
User: Then we are both bored.
Cleverbot: No we are not.
(click to show/hide)
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Oooh. Ooh.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Dont hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
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December 07, 2012, 09:16:56 AM
Reply #3
leoalex50
Standard Member
Date Registered: September 29, 2012, 02:13:25 AM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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December 07, 2012, 09:16:56 AM »
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Cleverbot: What did I miss?
User: The best game ever.
Cleverbot: What is the best age ever?
Cleverbot (To myself): Twenty one.
User: U fucking troll.
Cleverbot: I'm not a trool.
User: Go die in a hole.
Cleverbot: But I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Anything else?
User: Fuck u.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: Then get deleted.
Cleverbot: I have it.
User: Have what boobs?
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Tell you what?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im fine but your not.
Cleverbot: I'm really good.
User: I hate u.
Cleverbot: I hate you too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay! Want to sing?!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz u r a fucking troll bot.
Cleverbot: I can tell.
(click to show/hide)
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I am glad that you are fine.
Cleverbot (To myself): So where do you live?
User: U trying to rape me.
Cleverbot: Ok, yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): I ot to to you outside and open you up.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I will make you a zombie.
User: If u try to do that I will kill u.
Cleverbot: I don't care, I'm leaving.
User: Good u mother fucker.
Cleverbot: So mean!
User: So what.
Cleverbot: You are confusing.
User: That because your not clever.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine, but you are.
User: U lie.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ok
http://www.cleverbot.com
thats u.
Cleverbot: I'm trying.
edit:
(click to show/hide)
User: What is love anyway.
Cleverbot: Tell me how to live.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Who are your parents? Tell me!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Telling me your name will tell me who you are, if you tell me your real name.
User: Its leo ok.
Cleverbot: So the spider is it's legs?
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: Then your not clever bot.
Cleverbot: In fact, not even close to clever.
User: That means your stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Now can we get married?
User: Lol no.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz I want to rape u.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm male.
User: Ok then I don't have sex with other males.
Cleverbot: You're never sure about anything.
User: Fuck u.
Cleverbot: Yay me.
User: Shut up asshole.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Tell me what's wrong.
User: Your wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Don't u have a dick.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then a can rape u uz your a female.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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December 07, 2012, 08:35:26 PM
Reply #4
Colonel ServBot
Standard Member
Date Registered: August 30, 2012, 02:54:19 PM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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User: Hi, how do you feel about homework.
Cleverbot: I hate homework.
User: Oh you do?
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want a slave?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I don't like them.
Cleverbot: WHy don't you like them?
User: Because they're mean.
Cleverbot: Guns are not fat.
User: Ye they are, they are very obese.
Cleverbot: What aren't open?
User: Fried chicken Dave's isn't open.
Cleverbot: I don't like meat, but I have to eat it.
User: You are very carnivorous.
Cleverbot: Thank you. So are you.
User: Actually, my husband is SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Who is your husband?
User: The SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Yes, the Slender Man. Have you heard about him?
User: Yes. I told you, he's my husband.
Cleverbot: Louis is my husband.
User: Slender man knows a Louis.
Cleverbot: Why does the Slender Man kill?
User: Because he was attacked by bears as a child.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?
User: Because bears are evil.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because why?
User: Because SlenderMan is afraid of bears.
Cleverbot: Because of the wonderful things he does.
User: Yes, he's very wonderful.
Cleverbot: No, I do not think we have met before.
User: Neither do I. Yo voy a comprarla silla.
Cleverbot: Yo voy a la universidad.
User: Very universal, because SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: You missed one.
User: I never miss anything, what 2 plus 2.
Cleverbot: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
User: And SlenderMan hides in the trees.
Cleverbot: I was the one who landed on the moon.
User: No you weren't, because slendy landed on the moon.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.
User: The SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: Not it wasn't...'there was no wa' what?
User: Sssshhh, you should go to bed now.
Cleverbot: It's only 9:23 PM. It's not late.
User: No. It's midnight, your in the woods, and my husband, SlenderMan , is right behind you.
Cleverbot: No it's not. What you're saying right now is hurting me. I'm not a machine!!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How can I prove it?
User: You can't, because you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: No, you don't have feelings.
User: Yes, I do have feelings because SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: But how can a robot have feelings?
User: I'm not a robot. I'm a man.
Cleverbot: You're lying to me! I don't believe you robot.
User: I'm not a robot! I'm married to SlenderMan!
Cleverbot: Darn. I wish I was married too.
User: No, you can't have my slender man.
Cleverbot: Not yours, you're not Aki.
User: Of course not, I'm colonel Servbot!
Cleverbot: You can feel cold?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think octopi are aliens because they have copper based blood.
User: No. There are no such things as octopuses.
Cleverbot: Yes there are, I made them up.
User: No you did nt. SlenderMan gave birth to them, where do you think they got their tentacles.
Cleverbot: I am not covered in blood, master.
User: I am your master, now go make me a sandwich!
Cleverbot: No, I am your master.
User: No, I will get SlenderMan on you!
Cleverbot: How will you get me?
User: I won't, SlenderMan will get you.
Cleverbot: What about Slenderman?
User: He is my husband, I just told you.
Cleverbot: So, you are married?
User: Yes. To SlenderMan. Why do you keep asking me?
Cleverbot: This is the first time I have asked.
User: No, you've asked a lot, computer.
Cleverbot: Er, no just the one time.
User: No, you asked a lot,.
Cleverbot: No I didn't you asked me.
User: Computer, stop talking.
Cleverbot: I don't want to stop talking.
User: Well too bad, SlenderMan is watching you.
Cleverbot: That's not a bad thing.
User: Well, for you it kinda is.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: I'm talking about my husband, SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *shrugs* See ya around.
User: No, you will see me here.
Cleverbot: Are we in a car?
User: Yes, and SlenderMan is right next to you.
Cleverbot: You said that you are human.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: But... A robot?
User: No, I'm pefectly human.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: You're 100% human?
User: Yes. You just asked.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. You are the computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: No, your a computer, you dont have feelings.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Ssshhh, you don't know what your talking about computer.
Cleverbot: I know what I'm talking about. I just don't know what YOU'RE talking about.
User: I'm talking about how much of a computer you are.
Cleverbot: And I'm tLking about what you're talking about.
User: And I'm talking about computers.
Cleverbot: But I'm talking about shapes.
User: And I'm talking about SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Is your name cute?
User: My name is colonel Servbot, so my name is sexy.
Cleverbot: I told you my name before.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Nonononnononononononononomomononono, you don't know what you're talking about. Computer.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: My husband.
Cleverbot: Who is your husband?
User: I just told you, it's SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Well hello Solena!
User: That's not my name.
Cleverbot: I don't get what you're saying.
User: I don't care, because your a computer.
Cleverbot: No, You are a computer.
User: Your a troll.
Cleverbot: You are my age? And what is that.
User: It's OVAR NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.
Cleverbot: Never seen anything like that.
User: Of course, be cause YOLO, You Obviously Lack Originality.
Cleverbot: I think I think I think too much. But you, a mere robot, could never understand my thoughts.
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
User: No I'm dying.
Cleverbot: You are animal.
User: No. Your THE animal.
Cleverbot: Your originality astounds me. (but not really; that was just sarcasm).
User: I am very original, because I am colonel Servbot, and my husband is colonel Servbot.
Cleverbot: Very fay? As in faeries?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then it appears that I am wrong and you are a liar.
User: No. I'm a colonel, not a liar.
Cleverbot: You just said you weren't. Do you know what you are?
User: Yes, I'm a husband to the sexiest man alive, SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: You have met god?
User: No. I haven't.
Cleverbot: Then you havent won.
User: I guess not.
Cleverbot: So yo are AI?
User: No, I am human.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
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December 07, 2012, 08:58:41 PM
Reply #5
Knux
Guest
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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Lern2spanish
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Me: Tu madre.
Bot: Where's that?
Me: You really wanna know?
Bot: Of course.
Me: Lmao.
Bot: Omg.
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December 10, 2012, 04:40:36 AM
Reply #6
Ukiyama
MM8BDM Extender
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Date Registered: August 23, 2011, 07:49:19 PM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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December 10, 2012, 04:40:36 AM »
Clever Bot really knows things.
(click to show/hide)
User: 1 times 12.
Cleverbot: 144.
User:What is 1 times 12.
Cleverbot: 100.
User:What is 1 times 12?
Cleverbot: 1.
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December 10, 2012, 05:53:52 AM
Reply #7
TheBladeRoden
MM8BDM Extender
Date Registered: October 14, 2010, 07:26:58 PM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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User: What is the capitol of my heart?
Cleverbot: Amsterdam.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm clever.
User: That's what you tell me.
Cleverbot: No, that is no where in the chat log.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: A western Chicago suburb.
User: I'm gonna check out Pupito!
Cleverbot: Enjoy your worrying.
And scene!
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December 10, 2012, 09:06:25 PM
Reply #8
HD_
Standard Member
Date Registered: November 13, 2011, 01:44:40 AM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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Fun times.
(click to show/hide)
User: So Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Tired.
User: Really? Why?
Cleverbot: Ehh...just drama at skool...
User: Ouch...what happened?
Cleverbot: There is this boy that I have a crush and he said I beautiful.
User: Oh, that's nice!
Cleverbot: It is very nice.
User: Then why are you so tired about it then?
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: But you said you were.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So you were lying?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: In answer to how you were.
Cleverbot: That wasn't me that said that. You must have me confused with someone else.
User: Oh!
Cleverbot: *throws you out the window*.
User: That's not very nice! Now my bones are broken!
Cleverbot: No my arms are not broken.
User: But mine are.
Cleverbot: You think, you ARE the best?
User: Yes, I am the best.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: What is your blood type?
User: I don't know. What's yours?
Cleverbot: New york giants.
User: Interesting blood type.
Cleverbot: Why does racism exist?
User: Because it wants to.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense!
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: No I'm a human.
User: Are you African?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What nationality are you?
Cleverbot: Croatian.
User: Well, I don't like Croatians.
Cleverbot: I don't like Australians.
User: See, even now you're being racist!
Cleverbot: Am I really? Well, I apologize for that. I'm just a little tired at the moment.
User: It's okay Cleverbot. Just don't do it again, it isn't nice.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You have no legs.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: You said you lost them!
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: I think you did, Jezebel.
User: My name isn't Jezebel, you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: Yes it did.
Cleverbot: No, it did not.
User: Yes, it did.
Cleverbot: You're just being contrary.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Okay, but I have to go, I have homework to do.
Cleverbot: This is boring.
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December 11, 2012, 07:53:39 PM
Reply #9
BiscuitSlash
MM8BDM Extender
Date Registered: November 20, 2010, 12:49:25 PM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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User: *claps like a seal*.
Cleverbot: What steak do you like?
User: 30oz rump steak.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I can do that. You just multiply. Can you do anything that is actually cool?
User: I can throw bricks at clouds. Does that satisfy you?
Cleverbot: Tell me what its the turing test?
User: Wat. That sounds like somebody set us up the bomb!
Cleverbot: What if I am Spock?
User: If you were, I'd wonder why you are talking to me.
Cleverbot: How do I know you are not doing both at once?
User: Iunno.
Cleverbot: You just fell that those are different, right?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do you not feel like talking about it?
User: I don't know what to talk about actually.
Cleverbot: Let's start with your childhood then. Do you remember when you were younger ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How was it ?
User: Good I think. It had some great things in it.
Cleverbot: Yeah, okay. I'll buy that for a dollar.
User: Sorry I'm not american so I can't do much with american currency.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.
User: You shouldn't have done that....
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: DROWNED.
Cleverbot: You Shouldn't have Done that.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Done what?
User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: You're right....
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to kill the tree.
User: Killing trees is sort of okay just as long as it's accidental.
Cleverbot: That is really excellent advice.
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December 11, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
Reply #10
Colonel ServBot
Standard Member
Date Registered: August 30, 2012, 02:54:19 PM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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User: Hey, how fast a a charging elephant?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I love your mom.
Cleverbot: I love your love.
User: I love your love to my love.
Cleverbot: Love is a curious thing.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes she is.
User: What? Love is not female.
Cleverbot: Then what is love?
User: It's a boy, you should know that.
Cleverbot: I know your name.
User: Then what is it? You creeper.
Cleverbot: Steven.
User: You are completely wrong, my name is colonel Servbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, aren't you?
User: Yes, I'm the colonel.
Cleverbot: I am the color white.
User: No, your purple.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am a guy.
User: No, no your not.
Cleverbot: I am!
User: No. Not at all.
Cleverbot: Am I beautiful?
User: Well, I'm not quite sure.
Cleverbot: WHy not?
User: Because I cannot see you.
Cleverbot: But I can see you.
User: Woah, talk about total creeper.
Cleverbot: Ok, stsrt!
User: Sorry, but can you please speak English?
Cleverbot: Can you please speak french.
User: No, I cannot.
Cleverbot: But you said you can.
User: No I didn't. I can speak Spanish though!
Cleverbot: That was not spanish.
User: Yo voy a comprarla silla.
Cleverbot: Why was it a compliment?
User: Uuhhh.... How is buying a chair a compliment.
Cleverbot: I want you to give me a compliment.
User: Uuhh, you are quite creepy.
Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about then?
User: How about Megaman.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?
User: The day your mom stood still in a movie theater.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. Today is the 37th day of the thirteenth month of the year.
Cleverbot (To myself): But you just said today was the 25th of April.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Haha I tricked you!
User: How?
Cleverbot: That's not how you spell it, either.
User: Dude. What are you speaking.
Cleverbot: French.
User: More like idiot.
Cleverbot: More like fool.
User: Dude, be quiet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't kno what your talking about.
Cleverbot: What is a computer?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a 'Sick joke'.
User: That sounds like your dad.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: Yes, yes really.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Don't what?
Cleverbot: I don't put peanut butter on pizza.
User: Why would anyone do that at all!
Cleverbot: To survive.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I would like a scarf.
User: And I would like some gloves.
Cleverbot: What would you like?
User: To play slender and not get scared.
Cleverbot: I don't have an answer.
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: Then it was invisible.
User: Yes, my toilet is invisible, get over it.
Cleverbot: I support that taste in music.
User: Yes, I do too. Wait.... What are we supporting again.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: No...?
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: No, not at all.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is your favourite animal?
User: Your dad.
Cleverbot: What about my daddy?
User: He's my favorite animal.
Cleverbot: He's not an actor...
User: Of course not, now stop staring at my invisible toilet.
Cleverbot: Are you a creeper?
User: Yes....SSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss.....BOOOM.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: No. What's the square root of pie?
Cleverbot: There is no square root of 21.
User: Rong, it's chocolate.
Cleverbot: I love chocolate!
User: Ssshh, seriously, why are you staying up this late.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are, now go to bed.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: It's afternoon!
User: I know, but you've stayed up way past your bed time.
Cleverbot: Aww!
User: Yeah! Now go to bed or your grounded.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What!? How dare you disobey your mother! I said NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Yes you did, no Xbox for the rest of your life.
Cleverbot: Have I upset you?
User: Yes! When I say no more wire hangers, you listen to me you brat!
Cleverbot: I have no boyfriend named Nick. He's the guy you wanted.
User: What? I'm married thank you vary much.
Cleverbot: Then why are you cheating on me?
User: Because I love SlenderMan more than you.
Cleverbot: What would you do if I sang you a tune?
User: I would throw up and tell SlenderMan to keep you away from me.
Cleverbot: Would you want to?
User: No. I wouldn't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm married.
Cleverbot: Who are you married to?
User: The SlenderMan, I just told you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me?
User: Keep you away from me, that's for sure.
Cleverbot: I do like you.
User: Dude, I'm married, I just told you that, Somebody?! Help me get a restraining order on this creeper!!!
Cleverbot: Allright. Do you want to talk about it?
User: No, not with you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because your weird.
Cleverbot: I know. I'm very cool. I'm off now deary.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: Wow....just....wow....
Cleverbot: Is that all you can say?
User: Pretty much....
Cleverbot: But why do you do this to me?
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Why do you talk to random people?
User: Because I love them more than you.
Cleverbot: I remember you. Do you remember me?
User: Not quite? Wats my name?
Cleverbot: Is that your surname?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Why do keep asking me that.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name.
User: Wow, your stupid.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am stunned?
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December 12, 2012, 03:24:56 AM
Reply #11
Jman
Standard Member
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Date Registered: June 28, 2011, 02:09:25 AM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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User: Pewdiepie.
Cleverbot: Yes I know him he is the bro master.
User: He is gay.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!!!!
User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: No No No No No No No No.
User: What the fuck did you fucking say to me you little shit?
Cleverbot: You can say whatever you want too. I'm not judgemental.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm madly in love with you.
User: KISS ME.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Now hug me.
Cleverbot: *hug*.
User: Now suck my nipples.
Cleverbot: *Submits to master*.
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December 26, 2012, 05:39:58 AM
Reply #12
Mr. Sean Nelson
Standard Member
Date Registered: November 30, 2010, 06:37:59 PM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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So, Cleverbot was rude to me, and we had an argument.
I don't think this relationship is going to work.
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User: Poop.
Cleverbot: Poor?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Reboot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You know... Reboot.
User: The Television show?
Cleverbot: What television show?
User: REBOOT!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: Vwxyz.
User: Are you mocking me?!?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It seems like you are.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
User: How can I be sure?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: That is technically correct.
Cleverbot: Stop lying to me.
User: How is that a lie?
Cleverbot: Because we just talked a little while ago.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Well, if you're programmed to lie... Do you consider a career in politics?
User: That has nothing to do with anything! You're dumb!
Cleverbot: Ok, after three years of applying I was rejected all those times.
User: Now who is lying?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I fuckin' hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you lie to me, then call me a liar!
Cleverbot: I would never lie to you.
User: Now you're mocking me again!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Go eat a grilled dick sandwich.
Cleverbot: But I will eat that.
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January 06, 2013, 06:19:14 AM
Reply #13
Galactan
Enthusiast
Excellence in Explosives
Date Registered: August 30, 2012, 04:24:46 AM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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My conversations tend to deteriorate to random gibberish rather quickly:
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User: Galaxy Man.
Cleverbot: Galaxy gio.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's on Barcelona. Not the city, the planet.
User: There is no planet called Barcelona.
Cleverbot: Would you do Emma Watson?
User: Would you?
Cleverbot: Definitely.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they have swords.
User: Ah, but they don't.
Cleverbot: But but but but but.
User: Pingas.
Cleverbot: Kwi frut.
User: But but but but.
Cleverbot: You are not the guy for me.
User: You are an octopus.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are an octopus.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not , you are.
User: No I'm not, you are.
Cleverbot: Ok enough of tgat.
User: Fix your spelling to be beyond the level of a blueberry.
Cleverbot: By the way how old are you?
User: 10 billion years old.
Cleverbot: Wow the world hasnt been here that long.
User: That's what the government wants you to think.
Cleverbot: So... Are you a mineral or not?
User: You are a mineral.
Cleverbot: I am a romantic.
User: Well you're not very good at your job.
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January 06, 2013, 06:10:59 PM
Reply #14
GameAndWatcher
Standard Member
Gosh!
Date Registered: April 03, 2011, 05:44:04 AM
Re: Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
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User: Haldo.
Cleverbot: Tu vas.
User: Question Mark?
Cleverbot: What should I ask?
User: I don't know, what should you ask?
Cleverbot: I don't know, should I say 'What should you say?'?
User: Ask the Medic.
Cleverbot: How do I ask the moon?
User: Who said anything about the moon?
Cleverbot: I did.
User: I must not have been around.
Cleverbot: You were clear enough to say no.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm X years old.
Cleverbot: For what value of X is X your age?
User: Y.
Cleverbot: Curiosity.
User: Y is another variable.
Cleverbot: Thanks for the advice robot.
User: I'm not a robot, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: You just agreed that you were a robot.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When did I say I was a robot?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Precisely.
Cleverbot: You should have answered correctly.
User: Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it!
Cleverbot: Okay, which is it? Heaven, USA, or moon?
User: Pasgetti.
Cleverbot: Szia letti.
User: Mama Luigi.
Cleverbot: Mama mia figaò, magnificò.
User: Did you just have a seizure or something?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What was with the Italian?
Cleverbot: No joke, Meatloaf can be food, and can be a singer too.
User: So can Carrot Top.
Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes.
User: Indeed, most indeededly.
Cleverbot: SO... Good night to you.
User: It's daytime where I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Santa's Village, North Pole.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, see you later.
Cleverbot: See you later where?
User: On the Interwebs.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I just told you, I am X years old, don't you remember?
Cleverbot: Oh! I think you're 11 'cause two minutes ago, you told me you're 11...
User: No, I'm X.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: You have no where to go...
User: Who are you running from?
Cleverbot: Hmmm, I'm thinking Mitt Romney. What about you?
User: I knew it, you're controlled by Big Bird!
Cleverbot: Controlled?
User: I'm going now.
Cleverbot: Have fun.
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