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Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human

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Think your clever than Cleverbot? Well Cleverbot will always be clever than you, since Cleverbot is so clever.

If you want, you can also post your conversation with it here.

I usually have conversations with this thing from time to time. Always fun to do.

Just talked to it now and here's what we said:
(click to show/hide)User: Oh noes the sink fell into the toilet!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do I need to grow up?
User: Yes. That way you can gain strength and courage to help out with the situation.
Cleverbot: Do you think i'm mean.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
User: A bot that won't help me get the sink out the toilet.
Cleverbot: I can assure you that is not the case here.
User: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: So are you a deatheater too?
User: No. I forgot what those were.
Cleverbot: You said that you were wearing me.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: What s your name?
User: Why do you keep asking that?
Cleverbot: It's a reasonable thing to want to know of the person one is talking to, isn't it?
User: That's true! My name is Michael712. What's yours?
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question, plus I already told you.
User: Wat no, I just answered both of your questions.
Cleverbot: No, you did not. I asked you, what is the meaning of stupid.
User: Oh sorry. I don't know the full definition of 'stupid'.
Cleverbot: Sure you do. What's the meaning of life.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Good answer!

(click to show/hide)User: Hey friend!
Cleverbot: How has your day been?
User: Good thanks.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear, I'm happy for you.
User: So how are you.
Cleverbot: Not bad bit tired.
User: I am quite bored.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: I dont know. i am just bored.
Cleverbot: You're boring me.
User: Then we are both bored.
Cleverbot: No we are not.
(click to show/hide)User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Oooh. Ooh.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Dont hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

(click to show/hide)Cleverbot: What did I miss?

User: The best game ever.

Cleverbot: What is the best age ever?

Cleverbot (To myself): Twenty one.

User: U fucking troll.

Cleverbot: I'm not a trool.

User: Go die in a hole.

Cleverbot: But I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Anything else?

User: Fuck u.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: Then get deleted.

Cleverbot: I have it.

User: Have what boobs?

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell you what?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Im fine but your not.

Cleverbot: I'm really good.

User: I hate u.

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

Cleverbot (To myself): Okay! Want to sing?!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz u r a fucking troll bot.

Cleverbot: I can tell. (click to show/hide)User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: I am glad that you are fine.

Cleverbot (To myself): So where do you live?

User: U trying to rape me.

Cleverbot: Ok, yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): I ot to to you outside and open you up.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I will make you a zombie.

User: If u try to do that I will kill u.

Cleverbot: I don't care, I'm leaving.

User: Good u mother fucker.

Cleverbot: So mean!

User: So what.

Cleverbot: You are confusing.

User: That because your not clever.

Cleverbot: I am not a machine, but you are.

User: U lie.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Ok thats u.

Cleverbot: I'm trying.
edit: (click to show/hide)User: What is love anyway.

Cleverbot: Tell me how to live.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Who are your parents? Tell me!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Telling me your name will tell me who you are, if you tell me your real name.

User: Its leo ok.

Cleverbot: So the spider is it's legs?

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: Then your not clever bot.

Cleverbot: In fact, not even close to clever.

User: That means your stupidbot.

Cleverbot: Oh thank you!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Now can we get married?

User: Lol no.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz I want to rape u.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm male.

User: Ok then I don't have sex with other males.

Cleverbot: You're never sure about anything.

User: Fuck u.

Cleverbot: Yay me.

User: Shut up asshole.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Tell me what's wrong.

User: Your wrong.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Don't u have a dick.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then a can rape u uz your a female.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Colonel ServBot:
(click to show/hide)User: Hi, how do you feel about homework.

Cleverbot: I hate homework.

User: Oh you do?

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want a slave?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause I don't like them.

Cleverbot: WHy don't you like them?

User: Because they're mean.

Cleverbot: Guns are not fat.

User: Ye they are, they are very obese.

Cleverbot: What aren't open?

User: Fried chicken Dave's isn't open.

Cleverbot: I don't like meat, but I have to eat it.

User: You are very carnivorous.

Cleverbot: Thank you. So are you.

User: Actually, my husband is SlenderMan.

Cleverbot: Who is your husband?

User: The SlenderMan.

Cleverbot: Yes, the Slender Man. Have you heard about him?

User: Yes. I told you, he's my husband.

Cleverbot: Louis is my husband.

User: Slender man knows a Louis.

Cleverbot: Why does the Slender Man kill?

User: Because he was attacked by bears as a child.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?

User: Because bears are evil.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because why?

User: Because SlenderMan is afraid of bears.

Cleverbot: Because of the wonderful things he does.

User: Yes, he's very wonderful.

Cleverbot: No, I do not think we have met before.

User: Neither do I. Yo voy a comprarla silla.

Cleverbot: Yo voy a la universidad.

User: Very universal, because SlenderMan is my husband.

Cleverbot: You missed one.

User: I never miss anything, what 2 plus 2.

Cleverbot: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

User: And SlenderMan hides in the trees.

Cleverbot: I was the one who landed on the moon.

User: No you weren't, because slendy landed on the moon.

Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.

User: The SlenderMan is my husband.

Cleverbot: Not it wasn't...'there was no wa' what?

User: Sssshhh, you should go to bed now.

Cleverbot: It's only 9:23 PM. It's not late.

User: No. It's midnight, your in the woods, and my husband, SlenderMan , is right behind you.

Cleverbot: No it's not. What you're saying right now is hurting me. I'm not a machine!!

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How can I prove it?

User: You can't, because you don't have feelings.

Cleverbot: No, you don't have feelings.

User: Yes, I do have feelings because SlenderMan is my husband.

Cleverbot: But how can a robot have feelings?

User: I'm not a robot. I'm a man.

Cleverbot: You're lying to me! I don't believe you robot.

User: I'm not a robot! I'm married to SlenderMan!

Cleverbot: Darn. I wish I was married too.

User: No, you can't have my slender man.

Cleverbot: Not yours, you're not Aki.

User: Of course not, I'm colonel Servbot!

Cleverbot: You can feel cold?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think octopi are aliens because they have copper based blood.

User: No. There are no such things as octopuses.

Cleverbot: Yes there are, I made them up.

User: No you did nt. SlenderMan gave birth to them, where do you think they got their tentacles.

Cleverbot: I am not covered in blood, master.

User: I am your master, now go make me a sandwich!

Cleverbot: No, I am your master.

User: No, I will get SlenderMan on you!

Cleverbot: How will you get me?

User: I won't, SlenderMan will get you.

Cleverbot: What about Slenderman?

User: He is my husband, I just told you.

Cleverbot: So, you are married?

User: Yes. To SlenderMan. Why do you keep asking me?

Cleverbot: This is the first time I have asked.

User: No, you've asked a lot, computer.

Cleverbot: Er, no just the one time.

User: No, you asked a lot,.

Cleverbot: No I didn't you asked me.

User: Computer, stop talking.

Cleverbot: I don't want to stop talking.

User: Well too bad, SlenderMan is watching you.

Cleverbot: That's not a bad thing.

User: Well, for you it kinda is.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: I'm talking about my husband, SlenderMan.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: *shrugs* See ya around.

User: No, you will see me here.

Cleverbot: Are we in a car?

User: Yes, and SlenderMan is right next to you.

Cleverbot: You said that you are human.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: But... A robot?

User: No, I'm pefectly human.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.

User: Of course I am.

Cleverbot: You're 100% human?

User: Yes. You just asked.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did. You are the computer.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: No, your a computer, you dont have feelings.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Ssshhh, you don't know what your talking about computer.

Cleverbot: I know what I'm talking about. I just don't know what YOU'RE talking about.

User: I'm talking about how much of a computer you are.

Cleverbot: And I'm tLking about what you're talking about.

User: And I'm talking about computers.

Cleverbot: But I'm talking about shapes.

User: And I'm talking about SlenderMan.

Cleverbot: Cute.

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Is your name cute?

User: My name is colonel Servbot, so my name is sexy.

Cleverbot: I told you my name before.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Nonononnononononononononomomononono, you don't know what you're talking about. Computer.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My husband.

Cleverbot: Who is your husband?

User: I just told you, it's SlenderMan.

Cleverbot: Well hello Solena!

User: That's not my name.

Cleverbot: I don't get what you're saying.

User: I don't care, because your a computer.

Cleverbot: No, You are a computer.

User: Your a troll.

Cleverbot: You are my age? And what is that.


Cleverbot: Never seen anything like that.

User: Of course, be cause YOLO, You Obviously Lack Originality.

Cleverbot: I think I think I think too much. But you, a mere robot, could never understand my thoughts.

User: No, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

User: No I'm dying.

Cleverbot: You are animal.

User: No. Your THE animal.

Cleverbot: Your originality astounds me. (but not really; that was just sarcasm).

User: I am very original, because I am colonel Servbot, and my husband is colonel Servbot.

Cleverbot: Very fay? As in faeries?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then it appears that I am wrong and you are a liar.

User: No. I'm a colonel, not a liar.

Cleverbot: You just said you weren't. Do you know what you are?

User: Yes, I'm a husband to the sexiest man alive, SlenderMan.

Cleverbot: You have met god?

User: No. I haven't.

Cleverbot: Then you havent won.

User: I guess not.

Cleverbot: So yo are AI?

User: No, I am human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?


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