Greetings, I just thought it'd be neat if there was a topic for posting what you felt the future bots chatlogs would be. Using this template:
// Nameman
[IntroStrings]
"1"
"2"
[FragStrings]
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
[KilledStrings]
"1"
"2"
"3"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"1"
[RoamingStrings]
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
[EnragedStrings]
"1"
"2"
"3"
[WinStrings]
"1"
"2"
[LoseStrings]
"1"
"2"
[RollComment]
"1"
(Omitted)
Post yours.
Extras:
List of my contributions with help from Mr. Brotoad (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=1124&start=230#p156726)
Official MM7 Botchats (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=1124&start=210#p74672)
Official MM8 Botchats (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=1124&start=240#p209474)
Official MM&B Botchats (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=1124&start=300#p286788)
Official MM9 Botchats are available on latest page* (*as of 22/08/2016)
I wanna have my own custom robot master... Hm... oh well. Here's my suggestion.
// RenegadeMan
[IntroStrings]
"Okay! Renegade's here!"
"Oh good, I'm early."
[FragStrings]
"Keep your head down next time!"
"Get outta the way!"
"I love the smell of burnt metal..."
"Wohoo! Next!"
[KilledStrings]
"That was a fluke!!"
"Nice shot..."
"Gah! I hate misfires!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"... I'm gonna rust soon..."
[RoamingStrings]
"Come out, come out..."
"Wonder what's coming..."
"Okay now I'm bored."
"Where the heck is everyone??"
"Hello??? Anyone there??"
[EnragedStrings]
"ARGH! DAMN YOU!"
"No more mister nice guy!!"
"THAT'S IT! C'MERE YOU!"
[WinStrings]
"Okay good, I won... when's the next game?"
"Oh c'mon I was getting started!"
[LoseStrings]
"You beat me fair and square."
"Darnit!"
[RollComment]
"Can I interest you in some Polish, Renegade?"
Yeah not creative...
// Commandoman
[IntroStrings]
"GET ME BACK INTO THA FIGHT!"
"Here we go!"
[FragStrings]
"Hastalavista, baby!"
"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
"Get down!"
"Knock, knock!"
[KilledStrings]
"I'll be back!"
"Bullshit!"
"ITS A BOMB!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"My nipples are very sensitive."
[RoamingStrings]
"GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAA!!!"
"Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you."
"Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?"
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"You're a funny guy. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
[EnragedStrings]
"SHUT UUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!"
"STOP IT!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
[WinStrings]
"TERMINATED"
"Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
[LoseStrings]
"I need a vacation."
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHH!!!!"
[RollComment]
"Try not to blow everything up this time."
All of these strings were made from gathered personality traits and whatnot, so I tried to keep everyone as much in-character as possible. Galaxyman might seem extremely chatty, but mind you, some of those strings are duplicated so that he theoretically won't be babbling percentiles every other chat.
Commandoman
(I know Kackebango already shared his, but I made these a few days ago with the intent of putting them with my bot script for the skin, so... And despite his name, he's actually fairly docile. I mean, how tempermental can a mine-sweeping, clock-watching oil connoisseur really be?)//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"Let's do this quick. I've got jobs waiting for me."
"Let's blow!"
"Just another day on the job for me..."
[FragStrings]
"Target destroyed!"
"That's one less thing to worry about!"
"X marks the spot! Hah!"
[KilledStrings]
"Waaaaaugh!"
"Didn't see THAT one coming!"
"Gah--ouch!"
"A little warning next time you blow me to smithereens!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Busy, busy, busy..."
"You can't hide from me!"
"C'mon, quit hiding! I KNOW you're there!"
"I really don't have time to play 'hide and seek'..."
[EnragedStrings]
"When I find you, $player_killedby...!"
[DemoralizedStrings]
"Why, why, WHY isn't my tracking unit working?!"
[WinStrings]
"Mission accomplished!"
"/me drinks a toast of imported oil."
"I have to admit, that was pretty fun."
"My weapons never miss their mark!"
[LoseStrings]
"I knew this was going to be a waste of time..."
"Welp, back to work for me!"
"But...but I NEVER miss!"
[RollComment]
"Hey, long time no see! Keeping busy? How's work?"
(Pretty basic stuff for Duo. He's not really in it for the "tournament" aspect.)//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"There is evil energy in this place..."
"Don't try to stop me from completing my mission!"
"Stay out of my way, you'll only end up getting hurt."
"Get ready!"
[FragStrings]
"Hya!"
"Stay out of my way!"
"You will be okay."
[KilledStrings]
"Stop delaying my progress!"
"I must not be deterred from my mission!"
"Please! This is for the survival of your planet!"
"You're making a big mistake in attacking me..."
[RoamingStrings]
"I will destroy the evil energy found here!"
"Please, you are not helping my mission!"
"Are you agents of evil?"
"I'm a keeper of peace and justice."
"My job here is far from over..."
[EnragedStrings]
"Time to get serious."
[WinStrings]
"The energy is not here... I must keep searching."
"With your help, this planet will survive."
"My job is done. I must go, now. Thank you."
"Be forever beautiful, little blue planet..."
[LoseStrings]
"You are all very strong. Perhaps I am not needed here..."
"This is...but a setback."
"I must succeed in my mission..."
"I feel a strong sense of justice within you..."
[RollComment]
"All the beautiful stars you must see, traveling the cosmos... I'm jealous!"
(Braaaaaniac! The guy does literal rocket science for a living and likes to name stars in his spare time. Needless to say, he's a chatty bugger.)//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"My calculations will leave you dumbfounded!"
"Your inadequate intellect can't compare to my calculating brain!"
"I would much rather be roaming the stars..."
[FragStrings]
"It doesn't take a genius to see you're dust!"
"Come come come, can't you do better than that?"
"$player_killed, the likelihood of your success was quite minimal!"
"Strong weaponry isn't everything!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ack! Have you no respect for a mind of my caliber?"
"Please! Be careful next time!"
"Does it make you happy to be stronger than I am, $player_killedby?"
[RoamingStrings]
"I know it was Dr. Light's will, but I'm not comfortable fighting like this!"
"I know it was Dr. Light's will, but I'm not comfortable fighting like this!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"/me babbles something long-winded."
"/me babbles something long winded."
"/me babbles something long-winded."
"Is Astroman nearby? I could use some intellectual support."
"Is Astroman nearby? I could use some intellectual support."
"There is a 97.313% chance of $player_random_notself being the next to be destroyed."
"I estimate a 78.925% chance of my victory."
"Given recurring trends, there is a 99.9% chance of $player_inlead being the next to be destroyed."
"There may be a 14.58% chance of $player_killedby falling into an environmental hazard."
"$player_random_notself has a 16.967% chance of being the next to be destroyed."
"A 54.85% chance of $player_random_notself suddenly taking the lead is what I predict."
"I give a 92.32% chance of $player_random_notself destroying themselves."
"There is a 25% chance of $player_random_notself will not be destroyed."
"A 0.01% chance of this competition ending in peacefully is what I calculate."
[WinStrings]
"Well this certainly wasn't rocket science."
"/me flies away."
"I won? I won! Er, of COURSE I won. I am a genius, after all."
"It would appear my calculations were indeed accurate."
[LoseStrings]
"What did you expect? Someone with my skills was not made for combat!"
"/me flies away."
"This was truly a waste of time on everyone's part."
"A truly futile excersice..."
[RollComment]
"Would you name a star after me some time? Just asking..."
(She likes to sing and seems to know she's pretty and such, given her known information. Also add to the fact her weakness is hornets, and well, there ya go. Sidenote: She is a bitch when fighting her! I wrote these lines way too well... XD)// Splashwoman chats by Joseph Collins
[IntroStrings]
"Time to make a splash!"
"Hear my bel canto!"
"/me sings an introductory refrain."
[FragStrings]
"Did my beautiful voice distract you? Sorry. Hee hee!"
"/me sings $player_killed a soft requiem."
"There is no shame in being beaten by a girl."
"As you can plainly see, I'm no fairy!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ouch! That is NO way to treat a lady!"
"/me 's sings a sad melody."
"You're just jealous you can't sing!"
[RoamingStrings]
"/me sings a beautiful melody."
"I think my trident is running out of juice..."
"Old? I'm not old! YOU'RE old!"
"W-was that a hornet...?!"
"This is quite a change from rescuing people."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Now now, boys. There's enough autographed 8x10 glossies to go around..."
[WinStrings]
"See? Legs are completely overrated!"
"/me poses, winks, and waves her tail."
"Come on. Let's go to a karaoke bar. My treat!"
[LoseStrings]
"No, no, NO! I demand a recount!"
"Well, there's always showbiz..."
"There was a hornet's nest! It distracted me! Really!"
[RollComment]
"Teach me how to sing as well as you do some day?"
(I love Springman. He's my hero. X3)// Springman chats by Joseph Collins
[IntroStrings]
"DWN-053 Springman here! Prepare to get sprung!"
"Let's bounce, yo! Heh heh!"
"I'm a real Wild Coil!"
[FragStrings]
"Surprise! You've just been boxed, Jack!"
"You just got owned by bedsprings! Hah hah -- oh wait..."
"Compress me and I spring right back!"
[KilledStrings]
"Boyoyon!"
"Augh! Cut down in my prime!"
"I'll get you next time!"
"/me looks surprised!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm all coiled and ready to strike!"
"Can't get me! Can't get me!"
"Stairs! Why did it have to be stairs?!"
"Follow the bouncing ball!"
"You guys sure put a spring in my step!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Turn! Punch! Spring! Bounce! Fly! Boyonon paradise!"
[WinStrings]
"I won? Cool."
"That was fun. Now who's up for chips and salsa?"
"2,000 coils can't be wrong."
[LoseStrings]
"That's the way the ball bounces."
"There were too many stairs in that level."
"/me shrugs."
[RollComment]
"Why so tense, Springman?"
Jupiter
(He hates prop-powered flight and seems to have a temper, plus with as fast as he flies, he loses stuff a lot. I can only imagine that the Earthling robots he encounters would only infuriate him since they're so "inferior".)//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"My name? Jupiter. My mission? To shock and awe."
"Behold my might!"
"Try and keep up with your inferior locomotion abilities."
"Attack!!"
"For Terra!"
[FragStrings]
"I bet that was a bit of a shock!"
"Crash and burn, did we $player_killed?"
"This planet's robots don't put up much of a fight."
"You robots are ridiculously weak."
"That was left-handed!"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh HO! A challenge!"
"That won't happen again, $player_killedby!"
"Maybe you're not as weak as I thought."
"It takes more than that to stop me!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Hear my mighty engines ROAR!"
"Try and keep up, $player_random_notself. Just try!"
"You like it back there in last place, $player_lastplace?"
"Remind me to recharge my batteries after this."
"Now where did I put that weapon I had a second ago?"
"Clear my way, you propeller scum!"
"Vroom, vroom! Woosh!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Oh that tears it! You're going DOWN, $player_killedby!"
[DemoralizedStrings]
"Who--what?! You?! You're dead, $player_killedby!!"
[WinStrings]
"How predictable! I won!"
"You never stood a chance."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did my high speed leave you all in the dust?"
"And THAT'S why we rule space!"
[LoseStrings]
"How could I lose?!"
"Well THAT'S an embarassment..."
"Ridiculous! NO ONE can keep up with me!"
[RollComment]
"Turn those turbines off! You're making a mess!"
// King
[IntroStrings]
"This land will be conquered by King!"
"Why do you serve humans? Join my army!"
[FragStrings]
"Pin and Skewer."
"Check."
"You should be honored to be destroyed by the king!"
"Filthy peasant!"
[KilledStrings]
"...I'm in Check."
"Nice shot."
"Uwaaah!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"You can't hurt me, you don't have Big Bang Strike!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Worthless humans!"
"I'm waiting."
"The clock is ticking."
"It's your turn, #player_random_notself."
"/me laughs to himself"
[EnragedStrings]
"..."
"My plan! It is ruined!"
"Curse you!"
[WinStrings]
"Long live the Robot Kingdom!"
"Checkmate."
[LoseStrings]
"Why...Why do robots fight for humans?"
"I have lost."
[RollComment]
"Why do you hate humans so much, King?"
// Brawlman
[IntroStrings]
"May the best man win."
"I will NOT loose!...ok maybe i will...but i will try!"
"Die monster you don't belong in this world!"
"Step up to the ring!"
"Im no Glass Joe here, ill knock you out!"
[FragStrings]
"BOOM Headshot!"
"$player_killed, you have been knocked down"
"You just got sucker punched in the face!"
[KilledStrings]
"Gaw lucky shot!"
"WHAT! that didnt hit me!"
"Well. That was a fail on my part, nice shot $player_killedby"
"I may be out, but ill get back up!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Where are you?"
"The next person i see, dies."
"I think im lost..."
"Come on $player_lastplace_notself catch up!"
"Come on! Time in the round is running out!"
[EnragedStrings]
"GRRR NOW IM ANGRY!"
"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???? GRRR"
"I WILL NOT LOOSE $player_inlead_notself!"
[WinStrings]
"WIN! good game!"
"You just got owned FTW!"
"YESH!!!! i am the winner!"
"Nice try $player_lastplace"
"TKO!"
"KO!"
[LoseStrings]
"Gaw, good game $player_inlead"
"HOW DID I LOOSE????"
"You got lucky, next game your done."
"You only won by decision...."
Most of em is what i would say....but there are some boxer puns in there (and no, im not a dentist)
Blackman
[IntroStrings]
"I don't remember asking you a god-darn thing!"
"You guys look like... a team of Dorks."
"You ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother messer, mother messer!"
"Step aside bitch!"
[FragStrings]
"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
"Aw man, I shot $player_killed in the face."
[KilledStrings]
"I said goddam!"
"I don't want you in my sight, I'll get medieval on your ass!"
"Frag me again. I dare ya! I double dare ya mother messer!"
"Why the mess ya do that?"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Do the death pits have signs saying: Dead Robot Master storage?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Wily, Does he look like a bitch?"
"My name's $o. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this stuff"
"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting."
"How would you like death? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?"
"Wily! That's all you had to say!"
[EnragedStrings]
"I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."
"Die you mother messers!"
"Bitch, be cool!"
[WinStrings]
"Hmm... This is a tasty burger!"
"This was Divine Intervention!"
[LoseStrings]
"Oh man I've seen some crazy ass stuff in my time."
"I'm pretty messin' far from okay."
// Blademan
[IntroStrings]
"En Garde!"
"Draw your weapon!"
"I accept your challenge."
[FragStrings]
"Parry!"
"Thrust!"
"Riposte!"
"Lunge!"
[KilledStrings]
"That was a close shave!"
"Bad form!"
"Impressive..."
"...most impressive."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"The blade on my head would be a lot more useful if I could articulate my neck."
[RoamingStrings]
"Can't handle my rapier wit?"
"Busters? Proper gentlemen duel with blades!"
"Three blades mean a closer shave!"
"I slice AND I dice!"
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
"This weapon belongs in a museum. And so do you!"
[EnragedStrings]
"$player_inlead! I hereby challenge you to a duel!"
"Your kills only temper my resolve..."
"There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you!"
[WinStrings]
"Here in Exhibit A we have the deceased $player_killed."
"Those that take on the sword shall perish by the sword."
[LoseStrings]
"Foiled again!"
"If only I brought more blades... maybe a couple for my feet."
[RollComment]
"Why do you need handles if you don't have any hands, Blade Man?"
// King Harkinian
[IntroStrings]
"It's time for my dinner!"
"My ships sail in the morning!"
[FragStrings]
"SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB!"
"Mercy?"
"DINNER!"
"Take him away!"
[KilledStrings]
"Hmmmm..."
"The Triforce of courage didn't protect me!"
"Send Link!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"DINNER BLASTER 9000 ACTIVATE"
[RoamingStrings]
"Mah Boi!"
"This peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
"You saved me!"
"MUNF! MUNF!"
"For Boi's dinner!"
[EnragedStrings]
"DINNER! SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! DINNER!"
"BOI! BOI! BOI! BOI! BOI!"
"FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DINNERBLASTER!"
[WinStrings]
"OAH! OAH! OAH! OAH! OAH!"
"After you scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!"
[LoseStrings]
"My powerlevel wasn't over 9000."
"You saved me! Wait, you didn't."
[RollComment]
"But what if something happens to you? IMPA?!"
I think Commando Man should have lines that parodies Arnold, but also some lines joking the Commandos from Command & Conquer:
"That was left handed!"
"I got a present for ya!"
"Huhuhuhuhu!!"
And perhaps some lines akin to Captain Commando:
"I am... CAPTAIN COMMANDO... I MEAN COMMANDO MAN!!!"
I thought about that. XD Too bad there's no "[RareFragStrings]" lines. Heh.
Bondman
(I doubt he's going to be released as an official skin, but other people are posting up their custom character chats, so why not? Besides. He is one of the "lost two" from Mega Man 1.)//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"Stick around! This should be interesting!"
"Things are about to get sticky around here!"
"I'm totally stuck on you guys."
[FragStrings]
"Don't get stuck in last place, now!"
"Don't mind me, just fixing my rank as 1st place!"
"Stick around! I'll frag ya again!"
[KilledStrings]
"Don't stick it to me!"
"I've been gunked up!"
"Treated like common household paste..."
[RoamingStrings]
"Thank goodness Bounceman isn't in this fight!"
"Let's leave the 'glue' jokes to me, okay guys?"
"Help! I think I'm stuck!"
"I'm not quick-drying."
"Elmer's got NOTHIN' on me!"
"I am rubber, you are glue! Er--wait..."
"Don't believe the rumors, not EVERYTHING sticks to me!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I am not a food group!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Stop sticking that thing at me!"
"Go pick on some other flake for a while!"
[DemoralizedStrings]
"Why am I stuck in last place...?"
"You guys really cling to me... Like ivy..."
[WinStrings]
"I'm totally super!"
"Take THAT, Rubbercementman!"
"Now how did I get stuck in first place? Haw!"
"Victory goes to the sticky!"
[LoseStrings]
"I don't like being stuck with you losers..."
"I can't believe I lost!"
"Well that was just horse hockey."
[RollComment]
"You sure have a certain stick-to-itiveness to you!"
// Grenademan
[IntroStrings]
"Oh boy, I can't wait to see what hits me!"
"Say hello to my cute bombs everybody"
[FragStrings]
"CRUUUUSH"
"I hope that felt good *playername*"
"CRUSH EVERYONE"
"Don't be sad, I'd love to feel the pain you feel"
[KilledStrings]
"That felt good!"
"More, destroy me more"
"OHHHH YESSSS THAT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN YOU FRAG ME LIKE THAT"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Why don't you want to say hi to my cute bombs? :("
[RoamingStrings]
"I'll punish all of you!"
"You're making me ticked, you'll not like me when I'm ticked"
"C'mon guys don't you want a piece of Grenade Man?"
"Look at you heaps of metal, all lost souls just waiting to explode"
"I'll go easy on you if you stop hiding"
[EnragedStrings]
"This feels...to...good"
"You're spoiling me!"
"Overdrive Time!"
[WinStrings]
"I CRUSHED EVERYONE WOO-HOO, Dr. Wily is going to be so proud!"
"Let this victory be my pleasureable gift to all of you"
[LoseStrings]
"I may have lost but that sure felt amazing"
"That was painful, lets do that again!"
[RollComment]
"Try not to do anything to crazy Grenade Man"
// Hornet Man
[IntroStrings]
"Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee"
"Feel the swarm, worms"
[FragStrings]
"I deliver more pain in a single blow then you would your entire existence"
"See that only stung for a moment, and now you're dead, hahaha"
"You cannot escape the wrath of the hornets!"
"You shouldn't be so careless around me, I'm quite irrational"
[KilledStrings]
"My destruction means nothing, there will be more of me until I've claimed your plates for my nest"
"Your attacks are burning me apart"
"I guess a lifetime of stinging others will get you stung eventually"
[AllRoamingStrings]
"buzzzzzzzzzz"
[EnragedStrings]
"Now you've done it, you've all gone to far"
"No, I'm not freezing over this time"
"I hate...all of you...so much"
[WinStrings]
"And in the end the swarm has the bigger number, you should takes lessons from me "
"Victory was relentlessly inescapable, if only you disgusting robots knew this before the match started we could've been here alot earlier "
[LoseStrings]
"Is it winter already?"
"You cowards, I'd like to see you shoot something that didn't come from a flame oriented robot master"
[RollComment]
"Don't hurt me"
// Sword Man
[IntroStrings]
"I am Sword Man,Feel the Might of my Blade!!!"
"Prepare For Battle!"
[FragStrings]
"/me Sighs at Slicing down another Fellow Combatant"
"I Have you Now!"
"Sorry,Nothing personal,tis but a fight my good lad"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh Dear,it seems i've been turned redundant"
"What in The name of Dr.Wily Was that?!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"My Blade is Suddenly turning Dull"
[RoamingStrings]
"You Cannot hide from Fate!!!"
"My Fire Slash will Be your Destruction!!!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Allow Me to Chop you in Half!!!"
"What a Dishonorable Attack!"
[WinStrings]
"Good Show Robots!"
"Well,everyone should have the Honor of Victory like me...you deserve it too"
[LoseStrings]
"What a Hornorable fight,good show i must say"
"Oh Well...this Victory was bestowed to you,congrats"
[RollComment]
"Woah!,Don't point that Thing tward me!"
// Magic Man
[IntroStrings]
"I will show you things the likes of which you've never seen before!"
"It's time to get this show started!"
[FragStrings]
"Abra Kadabra!"
"Alakazam!"
"Bibbidi Bobbidi BOOM!"
"Poof! You've disappeared!"
[KilledStrings]
"That wasn't supposed to happen folks."
"Watch as I respawn myself with my mystical powers!"
"Um...that was supposed to happen. It's part of my trick!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hey, Rockman! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Is THIS your card? What do you mean, 'no'?"
"I've still got a few cards up my sleeve. In fact, I've got a few cards AS my sleeve!"
"Leave me be, I'm trying to levitate. It requires intense concentration, you know."
"Can we speed this up? I've got a show at a kid's birthday party in 10 minutes."
[EnragedStrings]
"I have the power to bring the dead back to life! I just need a dead body first..."
"Stupid staff, WHY WON'T YOU WORK!?!"
[WinStrings]
"I have the power!"
"Do you believe in magic now?"
[LoseStrings]
"Oh, the shame!"
"Curse you, science! You win again!"
[RollComment]
"Presto chango, your skin has now changed! See, I can do magic, too!"
// Burnerman
[IntroStrings]
"BURN!!"
"GRAHAHA!"
[FragStrings]
"Play with fire, and you'll get BURNED!!"
"Burn, baby, burn!!"
"Ready to give in, *playername*?!!"
"My passion burns strong!"
[KilledStrings]
"MY FLAME!"
"Psssshhh..."
"My flame cannot be doused!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"KING! Where are you!?!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Where are you? WHERE ARE YOU!?"
"I will defeat ALL!"
"Burning... Burning..."
"Water evaporates when it touches me! RAH!"
"Scared? Huh?"
[EnragedStrings]
"BURN... BURN...!!"
"Mess with fire... ENOUGH! I WILL KILL YOU!!"
"My greatest challenge?! HA!"
[WinStrings]
"GRAHAHAHA!!"
"The flames of justice... Wait, what?"
[LoseStrings]
"Pssssshhhhh.... Ouch..."
"I am never down forever..."
[RollComment]
"Turn those flames off! You're going to set something on fire..."
//Flame Hyenard
[IntroStrings]
"If i tear you to pieces, the pain will stop!"
"BURRRRN!"
"Hrk...Agh...It...It hurts..."
[FragStrings]
"BURN TO THE GROUND!"
"BURN BURN!"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh, its YOU that's causing my suffering!"
"Agh..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"BURNBURNBURNTOTHEGROUNDBURNTOTHEGROUND"
[RoamingStrings]
"BURN"
"BURN TO THE GROUND!"
[EnragedStrings]
"BURN BURN!"
"BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND!"
[WinStrings]
"Hrk...Im still....suffering....It hurts...."
[LoseStrings]
Hrk...Agh...It...It hurts...BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND!"
[RollComment]
"Your sickness is already in its late stages, Hyenard, please get some rest?"
It's been suggested...a lot. Simply put, 8-bit deathmatch took a lot of work and tons of time and that was 8-bit. 16-bit deathmatch would take a very very very long time.
(http://www.gamedealdaily.com/product_images/megamanxtremegbc.jpg)
ohai
also why did i make this
// Sonic
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!"
"Sonic's the name, speed's my game!"
[FragStrings]
"You're too slow!"
"C'mon, step it up!"
"Hey, I'll play with you some other time!"
"Too slow!"
[KilledStrings]
"Not fast enough!"
"Woah!"
"Ow! Wildfire!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I'm too cheap!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm not cheap, I'm just fast!"
"/me twirls his legs in a figure eight"
"Pump it up!"
"Y'know, what can I say? I die hard!"
"Let's blast through with sonic speed!!"
[EnragedStrings]
"You haven't seen the half of my speed!"
"We'll show that creep the real super power of TEAMWORK!"
"Time to party!"
[WinStrings]
"I'll play with you some other time!"
"/me whistles"
[LoseStrings]
"I don't like losing, y'know..."
"What's wrong? Are you tired?"
[RollComment]
"Don't run in the lab again, Sonic!"
everything said here was pretty much a quote
Doublepost ftw
Heavy
[IntroStrings]
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy."
"I LIVE!"
[FragStrings]
"POW! Haha!"
"Who send all these babies to fight?"
"Uh oh, do I hear someone building diaper changing station?"
"Cry some more!"
"You are dead. Not big surprise."
[KilledStrings]
"NOOO!"
"You, yes you! You are dead!"
"How could zis happen?"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Kiss me!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Entire team is BABIES!"
"Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man."
"I was told we would be fighting MEN!"
"Run, cowards!"
"More rubble, less trouble."
[EnragedStrings]
"Let this be lesson to you, never, NEVER make me angry!"
"I will kill you with bare hands!"
"Pick on someone your own tiny-baby size!"
[WinStrings]
"Da. I am big war hero!"
"It is good day to be giant man!"
[LoseStrings]
"Tell me, where did we go so wrong?"
"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
[RollComment]
"I wonder who would win... you or hardman?"
// Pikachu
[IntroStrings]
"Pika pikaa!"
"Pi-kaaa...."
[FragStrings]
"Pi-pika pi!
"Chu! Chu!"
"Pika... chu? <3"
""/me laughs"
[KilledStrings]
"PIKA PIIIIKAAAAA!!"
"Pika!!"
"Pi... kaa...."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Pichu! Pika? Pi-ka?!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Pika!"
"/me uses Thunderbolt!"
"Piiikaaa..."
"Pipipi!"
"/me uses Thunder!"
[EnragedStrings]
"PI... KA... CHU!!"
"/me growls"
"/me uses Growl!"
[WinStrings]
"Pika Pika!!"
"Pi-pikachu! Piiika!"
[LoseStrings]
"Pi-kaa...."
"......"
[RollComment]
"Aww, how cute!"
why not right
I did my best... Freezeman rocks!
// Freezeman
[IntroStrings]
"Time to die!"
"Ready for battle?"
[FragStrings]
"That was a perfect shot if i say so myself"
"Another one down!"
"Frozen solid!"
"No more temperature readings... Perfect"
[KilledStrings]
"Just when practiced my victory pose!"
"You got me good there"
"Ack! that hurt!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"You know what killed the Dinosaurs? DAH ICE AAAAAGE!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Perfect temperature..."
"Where are you? Worthless robot!"
"I command you to freeze in place!"
"i'm freezeman, n-ice to meet you!"
"Look at my awesome pose"
[WinStrings]
"Time for my victory pose!"
"This was the perfect battle!"
[LoseStrings]
"Pollution has taken over"
"To think i was the one that slipped..."
[RollComment]
"Dont do anything funny with the temperature here!"
// Torch Man
[IntroStrings]
"It's Time to Burn you!"
"Get ready for the Burn!"
"Let's Dance!"
[FragStrings]
"Another one Burned Down!"
"You got BBQ'ed!"
"Another one bites the Dust"
[KilledStrings]
"Darn...i was burned out"
"ARGH NOT THE WATER!!!"
"Now i got Torch'd"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Why is my stage a Sewer?!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Quit Running so i can BURN YOU TO THE GROUND!!!"
"Hey Come and take this Burn like a man!!!"
[EnragedStrings]
"YOUR BURNING ME UP!"
"FIIIIIRRREEEE!!!!"
"That's it You're Toast! *Playername"
[WinStrings]
"..."
"At Least i got my revenge!"
[LoseStrings]
"My Revenge Has Failed!!"
"I Can't Believe i lost....i wonder if that's why wily forgot about me"
[RollComment]
"Another one of those forgotten...Junk Bots"
// Angry Video Game Nerd
[IntroStrings]
"I'm gonna take you back to the past!"
"Fuck off!"
[FragStrings]
"UHN!"
"TAKE IT!"
"Fuck yeah!"
"GRR!"
[KilledStrings]
"FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!"
"FUCK!!"
"FUCK FUCK FUCK"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"COW-A-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOG SHIT!'"
[RoamingStrings]
"This game sucks!"
"FUCK THIS GAME!!"
"Damn it!"
"AWW, SHIT!"
"Fuck."
[EnragedStrings]
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
"FUCKING... FUCK.... FUCKINGFUCKGFUDIHGIODFG"
"Fuck off! FUCK... OFF!!"
[WinStrings]
"Fuck yeah, this game's awesome!"
"Fuck yes!"
[LoseStrings]
"FUCK THIS GAME!"
"Fuck it."
[RollComment]
"Hey! Castlevania II was great!!"
eh
More TF2 goodness
// Engineer
[IntroStrings]
"Heehee! Yeeha!"
"Giddy up!"
"Cowboy up!"
"Move em out!"
[FragStrings]
"Makin bacon!"
"Cream gravy!"
"I told you don't touch that darned thing!"
[KilledStrings]
"Sentry down!"
"Spy sappin my sentry!"
"Dispenser down!"
"Teleporter down!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"How am I going to stop some big mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Buildin a Sentry!"
"Sentry goin up!"
"Erecting a dispenser!"
"Teleporter comin right up!"
"There's a Spy creepin around here!"
"Hey boys, it's a Spy!"
"Gotta move that gear up!"
"I solve practical problems."
"Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
[EnragedStrings]
"I'm done playin games with you, boy."
"Dagot nagit nabit dagit!"
"I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy."
[WinStrings]
"You ladies shoulda oughta brought some menfolk with ya."
"Another satisfied customer!"
"Yippee-ki-yay-hiyay! Hiyah-ki-yo!
[LoseStrings]
"Ah, good night, Irene!"
"That just ain't right."
"Boooooo."
[RollComment]
Hey, Engineer! Could you fix the training room teleporter?
[/quote]
EDITEDIT: Added Compassman's Chat!
I've done one for RedLantern's Hakumen.
[IntroStrings]
"I am the blade of justice. I am Hakumen! En garde!"
"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. I am Hakumen! The end has come!"
"I am the white void. I shall cleanse this world and return all to nothing! I am Hakumen! Come!"
"I am the white void. I wipe the slate of the world clean so that it may begin anew! I am Hakumen! The end has come!"
"I am the white void! I am.....etc etc. Silver Hakumen! The end has come!"
[FragStrings]
"Get out of my way"
"Don't interfere. This is my redemption."
"I will put an end to all of this by killing you right now!"
"Don't fight it. This was meant to be. Let the flow carry you."
[KilledStrings]
"What was that?"
"This power... You couldn't have...!"
"Hmph. You..."
[RoamingStrings]
"There is only one way to save the fallen. I hope you are prepared."
"Why don't you show me your justice?"
"What are you plotting?"
"I am the blade of justice... This sword will purify the world of sin and vanquish that which is evil!"
[EnragedStrings]
"I am Hakumen! The end has come!"
"How dare you interrupt me!"
"I hope you know what it means... to stand before me!"
[WinStrings]
"Turn around and leave. You will not win. You cannot."
"Without justice, how can you expect to win?"
"I suggest you heal your wounds and try again."
[LoseStrings]
"..."
"...How?"
"This can't be."
"You're making a mistake."
Made one for the Halloween Pack's Zombie Skin!
[IntroStrings]
"/me rises from his grave"
"/me suddenly reanimates"
[FragStrings]
"/me shreds $player_killed into scraps"
"/me eats $player_killed"
"/me stands idly over $player_killed's body"
[KilledStrings]
"/me disintergrates"
"/me releases a low moan, and collapses"
"/me collapses"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"/me looks up to the sky"
"/me thinks about his past life"
"/me questions why he must extinguish all life"
[RoamingStrings]
"/me lets out a low moan"
"/me grows sharply"
"/me shines his eyes"
"/me scrapes his claws"
"..."
"..."
"/me lurches forward."
[EnragedStrings]
"/me lets out a loud roar"
"/me releases an earsplitting scream"
[WinStrings]
"/me calls the horde"
"/me begins to feast on the fallen robots"
"/me unleashes the Roboenza virus"
[LoseStrings]
"/me crumbles to ash"
"/me shambles, ever on forward, into the horizon, rotting...and collapsing."
I also made my own version for Burnerman. I tried making him more of a...battle maniac who hates the human race. Reasons for this is a bit of a mix of the fact that, he works for King, and also, if I remember correctly, he was out of his friggen mind in NT Warrior *Despite that it's a COMPLETELY different series. And yes, I meant NT Warrior. I don't remember what he was like in EXE.*
...I almost feel like I was trying to write for a pissed off Bass....
[IntroStrings]
"Burn!"
"I'll reduce you to the scrap you deserve to be!"
"Useless human lovers! I'll burn you all to dust!"
"I'll extinguish the flame that you call hope, and replace it with the burning torch that is the new world!"
[FragStrings]
"...ahhahahahahhHAHAHAHHAHA! PATHETIC!"
"Oh, did I turn up the heat too much?"
"We were just getting to the good part!"
"You sicken me."
"Don't melt under pressure next time!"
"You burn out too fast!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ohohoho! That's more like it!"
"So you know how to play with fire, do you?!"
"Dancing in the flames, are you?"
"Oh that felt amazing! Come on! Another round!"
"Don't get distracted! You may of turned off the heat, but I'll burn you to ashes!"
"Damnit!"
"Whao whao! Joykill! I was about to blow you up with my self destruct!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Where in the HELL ARE YOU?!"
"Come on, you pathetic human loving machines!"
"Come out and fight me!"
"Is it too hot for you? Afraid of melting?"
"Come on, come on, come on!"
"Are we scared, now?"
"Don't make me burn this place down to the ground..."
"Don't get caught in the blast, kekeke..."
[EnragedStrings]
"Die...die...die...diedieDIEDIEDIE ALREADY!"
"Why won't you stay down! Do humans really mean this much!?"
"Now you're in for it, scum!"
"Ugh, you're pissing me off..."
[WinStrings]
"Now that you're out of the way...it's time to reduce this world to a smoldering pile of ash!"
"Oh, too bad. I was having fun...such a fun toy you were, hahahahahaha!"
"Burned to scrap...I can't even salvage a training dummy from these remains!"
[LoseStrings]
"You...put out my flame?"
"It's...getting chilly..."
"No. No...Nonono! This is all wrong!"
"Even if I self-destructed...it would of all been for naught. I'll catch you in the blast next time, watch your back!"
Compassman by Megaman!
[IntroStrings]
"Need a compass?"
"You look lost $player_random_notself!"
"Don't rely on that silly map! I'm all you'll need!"
[FragStrings]
"Disorientated, $player_killed?"
"You were going the wrong way!"
"Next time, ask for directions!"
[KilledStrings]
"What? You don't need me?!"
"GPS? What's that?"
"Bah...I broke...North's the other way!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Moss supposively is more trustworthy than me, but I doubt it."
[RoamingStrings]
"Never Eat Sour Wheat!"
"North East South West!"
"I never get lost, how about you?"
"I'm always pointing North!"
"clMagnetman likes to try messing up my sense of direction...that jerk."
"Hey hey! This way is the right way! Come on!"
"N-E-S-W! N-E-S-W!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Get lost, you freak!"
[WinStrings]
"I just stuck to the trail and it lead to victory!"
"You must of not followed me close enough, $player_lastplace"
[LoseStrings]
"I lost my way..."
"Whao, what happened? Did I stray from the path to victory?"
"No fair! I bet $player_inlead messed with my pointer!"
Just 2 strings edited though.
// Freezeman
[IntroStrings]
"Time to die!"
"Ready for battle?"
[FragStrings]
"That was a perfect shot if i say so myself"
"Another one down!"
"Frozen solid!"
"No more temperature readings... Perfect"
[KilledStrings]
"Just when practiced my victory pose!"
"You got me good there"
"Ack! that hurt!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"You know what killed the Dinosaurs? DAH ICE AAAAAGE!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Perfect temperature..."
"Where are you? Worthless robot!"
"I command you to freeze in place!"
"i'm freezeman, n-ice to meet you!"
"Look at my awesome pose"
[WinStrings]
"Time for my victory pose!"
"This was the perfect battle!"
[LoseStrings]
"Pollution has taken over"
"To think i was the one that slipped..."
[RollComment]
"Dont do anything funny with the temperature here!"
// Frost Man
[IntroStrings]
"FREEZE!!"
"I'm Gonna make a Popsicle Outta you!"
"I Will Crush you.I Will...Beat You!"
"I'm Frost Man"
[FragStrings]
"Ha Ha Not so Tough Puny Bot!"
"Me Frost Man is King of Ice!"
"/me pounds Chest"
"SMASH!"
[KilledStrings]
"That Hurt!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"/me Sculpts Mega Man...then Smashes it"
[RoamingStrings]
"Yoo Hoo,Puny Robot!!"
"Let Me Freeze You!!"
"Me Frost Man Say You Stop and Freeze!"
[WinStrings]
"Me Frost Man Wins!,Me King!"
"Me Will get a better Mind Now :B"
[LoseStrings]
"Dawwww"
"Me Frost Man say you cheated!"
[RollComment]
"He's Big and Dumb as they say..."
I hope I'm not being naggy, Accel, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't like the self destruct device. King put it inside him and told him it would explode if he didn't burn down a forest every day. He doesn't actually have one.
Then again, I'm not sure how you could make a reference to that in bot lines!
Sorry for bein' a bother.
Oh no worries. I'm going to release the better versions now~ I figured out a way. To be honest, I never got really far in Megaman and Bass, but I just loved Burnerman in the EXE series, and when seeing his slasher smile in classic, I just had to.
Oh and, at Brotoad, thanks! I completely forgot about that. I noticed how Punk made that mistake in Campaign because my username is White THEN Black.
Updated Burnerman
[IntroStrings]
"Burn!"
"I'll reduce you to the scrap you deserve to be!"
"Useless human lovers! I'll burn you all to dust!"
"I'll extinguish the flame that you call hope, and replace it with the burning torch that is the new world!"
[FragStrings]
"...ahhahahahahhHAHAHAHHAHA! PATHETIC!"
"Oh, did I turn up the heat too much?"
"We were just getting to the good part!"
"You sicken me."
"Don't melt under pressure next time!"
"You burn out too fast!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ohohoho! That's more like it!"
"So you know how to play with fire, do you?!"
"Dancing in the flames, are you?"
"Oh that felt amazing! Come on! Another round!"
"Don't get distracted! You may of turned off the heat, but I'll burn you to ashes!"
"Damnit!"
"Whao whao! Joykill!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Where in the HELL ARE YOU?!"
"Come on, you pathetic human loving machines!"
"Come out and fight me!"
"Is it too hot for you? Afraid of melting?"
"Come on, come on, come on!"
"Are we scared, now?"
"Don't make me burn this place down to the ground..."
[EnragedStrings]
"Die...die...die...diedieDIEDIEDIE ALREADY!"
"Why won't you stay down! Do humans really mean this much!?"
"Now you're in for it, scum!"
"Ugh, you're pissing me off..."
"No! I need to do better...If I step out of line just once more...ckKingcj will flip the switch..."
[WinStrings]
"Now that you're out of the way...it's time to reduce this world to a smoldering pile of ash!"
"Oh, too bad. I was having fun...such a fun toy you were, hahahahahaha!"
"Burned to scrap...I can't even salvage a training dummy from these remains!"
[LoseStrings]
"You...put out my flame?"
"It's...getting chilly..."
"No. No...Nonono! This is all wrong!"
"You'll be thrown on the back burner next time! Watch it!"
Updated (Minor Edit) Compassman
[IntroStrings]
"Need a compass?"
"You look lost $player_random_notself!"
"Don't rely on that silly map! I'm all you'll need!"
[FragStrings]
"Disorientated, $player_killed?"
"You were going the wrong way!"
"Next time, ask for directions!"
[KilledStrings]
"What? You don't need me?!"
"GPS? What's that?"
"Bah...I broke...North's the other way!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Never Eat Sour Wheat!"
"North East South West!"
"I never get lost, how about you?"
"I'm always pointing North!"
"clMagnetmancj likes to try messing up my sense of direction...that jerk."
"Hey hey! This way is the right way! Come on!"
"N-E-S-W! N-E-S-W!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Get lost, you freak!"
[WinStrings]
"I just stuck to the trail and it lead to victory!"
"You must of not followed me close enough, $player_lastplace"
[LoseStrings]
"I lost my way..."
"Whao, what happened? Did I stray from the path to victory?"
"No fair! I bet $player_inlead messed with my pointer!"
// Groundman
[IntroStrings]
"I hope there isn't water in this stage..."
"I hate sand."
[FragStrings]
"..."
"Interesting..."
"Hmm..."
"You were coarse, weren't you?"
[KilledStrings]
"Ah..."
"Hm!"
"Owah! Nice one..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I am Drill Man! I mean..."
[RoamingStrings]
"/me thinks hard"
"/me wonders about life"
"I found a gem..."
"How rare are these weapons?"
"Why do we exist..."
[EnragedStrings]
"........."
"Not good..."
"This is because of the coarse objects!"
[WinStrings]
"Ah! I found a rare weapon!"
"Nice..."
[LoseStrings]
"Hm."
"It's for the best, I feel."
[RollComment]
"Why are you so quiet, Groundman?"
random chatlog for groundman
// magicman
[IntroStrings]
"Want to see a trick?"
"How about a game of Solitaire?"
[FragStrings]
"That's my newest trick... Death!"
"I didn't say my tricks weren't fatal..."
"I will not tell you my secrets!"
"Watch it! I didn't mean to ACTUALLY saw you in half!"
[KilledStrings]
"I will never tell you my tricks!"
"I still won't tell you!"
"Ooh... If this were cards..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"/me pulls flags out of his sleeve"
[RoamingStrings]
"/me pulls a rabbit out of his hat"
"/me shuffles cards"
"How about a lovely game of Hearts?"
"/me hums 'Ace of Spades'"
"I don't gamble."
[EnragedStrings]
"Ooooh... You're really gonna get it!"
"Here's my new trick!"
"I'll flip a coin! Heads, you DIE!"
[WinStrings]
"Were you amazed?"
"Feel free to applaud!!"
[LoseStrings]
"/me has birds fly out of his sleeves"
"You are very clever, but not as clever as moi."
[RollComment]
"For the last time, I do not want to see a magic trick!"
and here's one for magicman
updated Sword Man
// Sword Man
[IntroStrings]
"I am Sword Man,Feel the Might of my Blade!!!"
"Prepare For Battle!"
[FragStrings]
"/me Sighs at Slicing down another Fellow Combatant"
"I Have you Now!"
"Sorry,Nothing personal,tis but a fight my good lad"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh Dear,it seems i've been turned redundant"
"What in The name of Dr.Wily Was that?!"
"It's only a flesh wound you Pansy!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"To Be or not to be...to be *Explosion*"
[RoamingStrings]
"You Cannot hide from Fate!!!"
"My Fire Slash will Be your Destruction!!!"
"This level cannot save you from the fight!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Allow Me to Chop you in Half!!!"
"What a Dishonorable Attack!"
"NONE SHALL PASS!"
"Time for the old CHOP CHOP!!!"
[WinStrings]
"Good Show Robots!"
"Well,everyone should have the Honor of Victory like me...you deserve it too"
"Victory is mine!"
[LoseStrings]
"What a Hornorable fight,good show i must say"
"Oh Well...this Victory was bestowed to you,congrats"
"This Cannot be...i've been defeated!!"
[RollComment]
"Woah!,Don't point that Thing tward me!"
// Tenguman
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Tengu Man."
"It's just a kid? Don't make me laugh."
[FragStrings]
"Kamaitachi!"
"Here we go!"
"You missed! Feel my power!"
"Tornado Hold!"
"Tengu Blade! Hya!"
[KilledStrings]
"Simply dreadful..."
"No way! Gyuhh!"
"You're gonna regret that, punk!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"What do you mean, I look like a goblin!?"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'll knock you off your perch!"
"You got a lot to learn, kid!"
"I'll blow you away!"
"I'll blow you off that platform! Watch me!"
"Don't be shocked when you don't win."
"Here we go!"
"Don't mock my voice, or I'll..."
"I feel weightless!"
"Rush Jet, where's Rush Jet..."
"Airman? Windman? Ha! They can't touch me!"
[EnragedStrings]
"You got nerve, kid!"
"I'm getting a little tired of this, kid!"
"Watch yourself!"
[WinStrings]
"I knew it."
"Like you had a chance!"
[LoseStrings]
"Nice shot, but next time, we play on my turf!"
"Lemme at him... lemme at him..."
[RollComment]
"Don't be such a snob!"
random tengu man
// Dracula
[IntroStrings]
"Hmph, another 'envoy of God' challenges me..."
"I shall make you feel the full power of the dark!"
"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!"
[FragStrings]
"That is the power of darkness, $player_killed."
"Mwahahaha..."
"Seems you could not grasp my true power!"
"As expected... You're a miserable little pile of secrets..."
[KilledStrings]
"No, it cannot be! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"I was deafeated... Again?"
"Huhuhu... I will come back..."
[RoamingStrings]
"And now... Hahaha... Everything must burn!"
"I am here!"
"Don't you like the night?"
"I won't rest until mankind falls..."
[EnragedStrings]
"PLAY TIME IS OVER! DARKNESS, GRANT ME YOUR POWER!"
"EVERYTHING MUST BURN!"
"I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL AND MAKE YOU MY SLAVE!"
"BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR?"
[RollComment]
"IT IS YOU! L-LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL CALL THE BELMONT!"
// Tornadoman
[IntroStrings]
"I will ride the wind... to victory!"
"Bring it."
[FragStrings]
"I blew you away."
"Maybe I am stronger than Airman?"
[KilledStrings]
"You'r stronger than I thought."
"Gyuhh!"
"If only I could use MY weapon!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I have a feeling my image will last past 21XX"
[RoamingStrings]
"..."
[EnragedStrings]
"You got nerve, kid!"
"I'm getting a little tired of this, kid!"
"Watch yourself!"
[WinStrings]
"I rose to the occasion, like an up draft"
"The sky is the limit for me."
[LoseStrings]
"I fell on a downdraft!"
"I have no choice but to accept my defeat."
"You must a have risen on a wing and a Prayer"
[RollComment]
"My hair dryer broke, can I borrow your arm?"
For my Alley cat Roll skin
// Catroll
[IntroStrings]
"Alright time to show how strong I am!"
"Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!"
[FragStrings]
"Nya!"
"Did my claws sting?"
[KilledStrings]
"I still have 8 more lives"
"Next time I cross you're path it'll be bad luck for you!"
"You're gonna regret that!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Nyan Nyan Nyan? Nyan? Ni Hao Nyan Goujasu Derishasu Dekaruchaa!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Do i smell fish?"
"C'mon boys, don't tell me you're scared to be beat by a girl?"
"I need a cat nap.... ZZZ"
[EnragedStrings]
"HISSSSS"
"Just watch This kitty has Claws!"
"Watch yourself!"
[WinStrings]
"You got distracted by my cuteness didn't 'cha?"
"Nya? I won?"
"Do I get Fish for winning?"
[LoseStrings]
"I was distracted by the smell of Fish!"
"Oh well. Tuna time!"
"Guess I have to Sharpen my claws better..."
[RollComment]
"Wait how is there two of me?"
//Megaman, as envisioned by The Protomen
[IntroStrings]
"As I live, there is no evil that will stand."
"I've seen this city a thousand times."
[FragStrings]
"I come for vengeance for the first son of Light."
"Send your armies, there's no man or machine who can stop me, as you'll soon see."
"This cannot be the only way!"
"You are the dead."
[KilledStrings]
"Even here it is not safe..."
"Do not say this is how it has to be."
"You do no better than the fools of this burning City."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Fuck it. Kill 'em all."
[RoamingStrings]
"Through the glass twenty stories high, I have watched this City burn."
"As I walk through the City streets, these frightened people watch me pass."
"We have control! We keep you safe! We are your hope!"
"I'm ready and I'm willing, and I'm prepared to fight!"
"They don't deserve this."
[EnragedStrings]
"SEND! ME! THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!"
"Hurry back, tell your leader, you'll need more men!"
"Step forward, step into the light, if you're ready and you're willing and you're prepared to fight!"
[WinStrings]
"Even now there is hope for man."
"Is this the best you've got? Is this your strongest machine?"
[LoseStrings]
"Hope Rides... Alone."
"Everything you just said is true, there's no hope someday they will learn."
[RollComment]
"I have heard this story, many times before I sleep."
// Protoman, as envisioned by the Protomen
[IntroStrings]
"So it begins!"
"Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?"
[FragStrings]
"You will fight. And when you fight, you'll fight alone."
"Mankind is doomed."
"I've been here before, I've stood where you stand."
"They don't want a hero, they just want a martyr, a statue to raise."
[KilledStrings]
"You will never have another hero! You will never have another chance!"
"I've given everything I can, there are no heroes left in man."
"Hope Rides Alone"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"If they deserve life, LET THEM STAND FOR THEMSELVES!"
[RoamingStrings]
"They'll watch you die to save their lives. They will not stand here by your side."
"When this is through, mankind will fall."
"Tell me now, is there a man among you here?"
"Is there no one who values courage over life?"
"Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this?"
[EnragedStrings]
"No matter which one of us lives, the ground we're standing on will crack and blow away"
"Now we shall see if they will stand behind their hero"
"You will fall because you never tried to stand for yourselves!"
[WinStrings]
"So let them watch as we decide the very fate of all mankind!"
"In the end you'll see there was no other way."
[LoseStrings]
"If these people... tell this story... to their children... as they sleep..."
"Maybe someday... they'll see a hero... is just a man... who knows he's free..."
[RollComment]
"Are you ready? Are you willing? Are you prepared to fight?"
Knowning that Cold Man became tired of his job, I gave him a boring personality and a little bitter. Maybe even "cold-hearted" if you will? I crack myself up.// Coldman
[IntroStrings]
"Not like I have anything better to do..."
"Time for a 'cold'...aw, forget it."
[FragStrings]
"Now I have something to talk about at work, I guess..."
"What's the matter? Cold feet?"
"You're like as the dinosaurs I preserve: dead"
"See? This is my real talent, you stupid scientists..."
[KilledStrings]
"Looks like my talent's melting away.."
"No fair! I was yawning!"
"You are so cold, man..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"98 Degrees outside? I blame El Nino..."
[RoamingStrings]
"/me yawns"
"C'mon! I wanna show you my skill!"
"Cool party here! Wait, what a lame pun..."
"This is about as boring as my job..."
"This place is so 'fridge-ed'..Wait, what kind of pun is that?"
[EnragedStrings]
"How is $player_inlead doing better?! I have the talent!"
"T-this is totally $player_random_noself's fault!"
"Y-You cold robot!"
[WinStrings]
"Was there any doubt? My talent is superior."
"I can totally brag about this at work tomorrow..."
[LoseStrings]
"Was my talent somehow not enough?!"
"You cold..cold...c'mon, think of a pun, Coldman!"
[RollComment]
"What killed the dinosaurs, Coldman? I'm..not sure..."
// Nitroman
[IntroStrings]
"The director never told me this would happen!"
"Don't make me go into bike form!"
[FragStrings]
"That's why you leave the stunt driving to the pros, // $player_killed ."
"That's your red-flag penalty."
"Nitro ridden."
[KilledStrings]
"GAH! That should be a black flag right there!"
"Boost didn't go fast enough! UNFAIR!"
"Now I know what happens when you're too slow out of the building in a stunt."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Where's my paycheck already?"
[RoamingStrings]
"/me misses his brother Turboman."
"Anyone seen Megaman? I have to get revenge for my brother."
"I'll give you half my next 20 paychecks if you don't kill me."
"I hope you don't have Chill Spike on you."
[EnragedStrings]
"Activating N. Oxide..."
"You're going down like the Hollywood buildings!"
"TURBOMAN! GET THE FUCK IN HERE! NOW!"
[WinStrings]
"EPIC STUNT WIN!"
"Aaaaaand CUT!"
"Cut and print!"
[LoseStrings]
"What? I lost? Aw, may-un!"
"My stunt skills are no use in a fight..."
"Cut, cut, cut! DO NOT PRINT THAT!"
For Nitroman the part I forgot:
[RollComment]
"Think I could be in a movie sometime Nitroman?"
NOTE:
NITROMAN IS A STUNT ROBOT.
// Sheepman
[IntroStrings]
"33,34,35,3- Huh, we're starting?"
"Night-Night, robot masters!"
[FragStrings]
"Energize! Wait, what?"
"You're gonna have a tough time waking up from that!"
"Does $player_killed need a bedtime story to feel better?"
"Your agility...shocking how bad it is.."
[KilledStrings]
"See you in my dreams..."
"Keep killing me, and I will be your WORST NIGHTMARE!"
"/me notices part of his wool as been cut clean off..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"In an shocking twist, no. I don't dream of electric sheep."
[RoamingStrings]
"/me baas"
"Finding you is about as fun as counting sheep.."
"Ahh, roaming the fields...Wait, snap out of it, Sheepman!"
"This chasing..feels like a recurring dream..."
"If I beat you, maybe everyone will stop calling me 'cute'!"
[EnragedStrings]
"I said, for the last time, I am not a 'CUTE CHILD'!"
"This is sizzling my circuits..."
"/me baas angerly"
[WinStrings]
"I won? Is this a dream?"
"The early bird caught the worm..or in this case, me."
[LoseStrings]
"I-I wasn't dozing off! I swear!"
"Back to herding sheep..or maybe I should switch jobs?"
[RollComment]
"Awww, you're so cute! O-Oh, sorry Sheepman!"
// Edward Carswell
[IntroStrings]
"All of these Robots are FUCKED when they see my Autism-Cannon 2705."
"Every single Robot Master are FUCKED!"
[FragStrings]
"Looks like you $player_killed Overwhelmed by my Autism-Cannon 2705."
"Autism rocks! $player_killed . "
"Did i just got an Weapon upgrade for my Autism-Cannon 2705?"
" /me Does a Little Dance "
[KilledStrings]
"AUTISM CANNON 2705 OFFLINE. Aww fuck!"
"Aw great. You just Amputated my Left arm."
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ULTIMATE CERATION????"
[RareRoamingStrings]
" I think i saw a Great veiw of The moon from Here! "
[RoamingStrings]
"/me Yawns"
"8 Times 8 equals 16.... Oh wait. Its 64."
"Oh jeez."
"/me Looks at His Autism-Cannon 2705"
"I bet that you cant Afford to Hijack an Ariolu Skiff!"
[EnragedStrings]
"/me Gives the Finger"
"YOUR WORSER THAN MY FUCKING DAD!"
"THIS IS OVERRUNNED BY JACKASSES! "
[WinStrings]
"Fuck yeah!"
"/me Pelvic Thrustes"
"You got burned by the Flames of Justice!
[LoseStrings]
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
"FUCK ALL OF YOU! FUCK ALLOF YOU!!"
[RollComment]
"Your brain is very Complex, Eddie Carswell"
Thats all.
For Prosecutor Godot Even if he never makes it as an official skin, I made it (though since both are in the Capcom Universe, we might work them into the Tournament somehow...)
// Godot/Coffee Man
[IntroStrings]
"I have returned from the depths of Hell...to do battle with you."
"Opening statement? Those things are not fit for even dogs to consume!"
[FragStrings]
"Ha...!"
"Nice try, Trite!"
"Wake up and smell the coffee, $player_killed"
"/me shakes his head and sips his coffee"
[KilledStrings]
"*visor explodes*"
"Pwooooooooh!"
"/me crushes mug with bare hand"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself...that is coffee."
[RoamingStrings]
"I miss Mia."
"In my world, the color red doesn't exist."
"Men will wait a lifetime just to see me."
"One second is one drop in the coffee pot. Let's get this going."
"Start coming for me. ...I'm waiting."
[EnragedStrings]
"You can't be serious!"
"/me slams coffee down on the table"
"/me shoots lasers from his mask"
[WinStrings]
"The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over. So start crying."
"With this, I drink my final cup!"
[LoseStrings]
"I guess I drank my 17th cup too soon."
"Alright, who poisoned my coffee?"
[RollComment]
"Stop drinking that coffee so fast, Godot! You might spill it on the floor!"
// Protoman
[IntroStrings]
"... You're right Dr.Wily. I'll obey you. When I want to..."
"So we meet again little sibling!"
[FragStrings]
"I finally nailed you!"
"This wouldn't happened if you joined Dr.Wily $player_killed."
"Yes Wily, I think (s)he's done for good!"
"I'm better than you $player_killed!"
[KilledStrings]
"Boy, What's this world coming to when you got fragged by a cheap weapon?"
"I'll get you yet $player_killedby!"
"Boy, What's this world coming to when you can't even trust your own siblings?"
[Note: That last comment should say "teammates" in a team based battle.]
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Ugh... Who writes this junk anyways?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Show yourself, I only got 20 minutes!" [Note: 20 minutes is a lot of time for a TV show episode (not counting commercials.) A whole hour on the other hand...]
"You're going down $player_inlead_notself!"
"No! $player_random_notself 's mine! (s)he's my sibling!" [Note: He says this in a team battle game, when one or more of his teammates are with him ganging up on the enemy. Is there a script for team battle chats?]
"Just be glad it's not some masked guy in colorful tights."
"Aww come on! Let me have a shot at you!"
[EnragedStrings]
"/me shouts out a whole string of expletives at $player_killedby."
"Have it your way $player_killedby..."
"Now I got your powers $player_killedby!"
[WinStrings]
"$player_lastplace didn't stand a chance Dr.Wily!"
"Now to bring you to Dr.Wily so that you'll be on our side $player_lastplace..."
[LoseStrings]
"Don't think you're safe yet $player_inlead. When I get my hands on you..."
"Why does the hero always win?!?"
[RollComment]
"Don't even try anything Protoman!"
// Turboman
[IntroStrings]
"Let's rock and roll!"
"Don't get carried away, baby!"
[FragStrings]
"Slow-poke!"
"Try to keep up, $player_killed!"
"It's like your moving in slow-motion!"
"You're roadkill, pal!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ooh, you'll be a wreck when I'm done with you!"
"Oh great, gonna have to get THAT repaired tonight."
"No fair! My engine was stalling!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"....IT'S TURBO TIME."
[RoamingStrings]
"You may be fast, but I'm faster!"
"You can run, but you can't hide!"
"I'm faster then lightning!"
"Speed is my creed!"
"What's the use in hiding? I'll find you in a split second anyways!"
[EnragedStrings]
"/me revs up engine menacingly"
"Hey, $player_inlead, I'm catching up to ya, just you wait!"
"I knew I should have borrowed that N20 from Nitroman..."
[WinStrings]
"You're too slow!"
"I'm fast AND powerful! The best of both worlds!"
[LoseStrings]
"I knew I should've got my oil changed..."
"W....Was just a flat tire! I'll get you next time!"
[RollComment]
"Rev up those engines, Turboman!"
// Phoenix Wright/Lawyerman
[IntroStrings]
"The defense is ready, Your Honor."
"Time for this Phoenix to take flight!!"
[FragStrings]
"Take that!"
"Hold it!"
"Justice is served!"
"Sorry, but if you were alive, that would be a contradiction."
[KilledStrings]
"Objection!"
"Urk!"
"You're the real murderer, $player_killedby"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"WIT! NESS! TESTIFY! THIS IS THE LAST TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Sure wish Mia was still here..."
"Maya! Don't sneak up on me like that!"
"No, I don't want a burger, Maya!"
"Chill, $player_inlead. I can't defend you if you keep this up."
"For a murderer, you're not doing a good job of murdering, $player_inlast."
[EnragedStrings]
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"
"Why did you not tell us about the weapon earlier, $player_inlead?"
"Why do you all keep insisting my client is guilty in light of the facts!?"
[WinStrings]
"I did it! I won the trial!"
"I saw right through your lies, $player_inlast."
[LoseStrings]
"Guilty...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"$player_inlead totally forged evidence, Your Honor!"
[RollComment]
"Overruled. Now fix that tie and get a decent haircut, Phoenix."
// Chillman
[IntroStrings]
"A cold wind blows..."
"2"
[FragStrings]
"What a chilling fate..."
"2"
"3"
"4"
[KilledStrings]
"I'm meeeelting..."
"No fair! You must've used an icepick!"
"3"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"1"
[RoamingStrings]
"Hey, c'mon! No need to give the cold shoulder!"
"I'm feeling awfully stiff..."
"3"
"4"
"5"
[EnragedStrings]
"I'm all out of chill-pills..."
"2"
"3"
[WinStrings]
"Hey, chill out, it's just a game!"
"2"
[LoseStrings]
"/me melts"
"Won't somebody think of the penguins?"
[RollComment]
"Don't stay out in the sun too long, Chillman!"
On a related note, is there a way to make the AI say the name of the weapon they're using?
idk but chill was also a photographer so stuff like "what a great shot!" or "your in the way of my perfect photo!" would make sense.... broker have implemented their lifestyle to the botchats? it seems that the mentioning of expansion he quickly asked to do botchats... with a "sir"
I originally meant to only do the MM7 expansions, but they were so much fun to make that I JUST had to do them all and Mr. CutmanMike was only too glad to take them and promise he would use them all. If you're curious, here's all of the botchats I made with help from Mr. Brotoad:
Burst Man
Cloud Man
Junk Man
Freeze Man
Slash Man
Spring Man
Shade Man
Turbo Man
Tengu Man
Clown Man
Grenade Man
Frost Man
Sword Man
Search Man
Astro Man
Aqua Man
Duo
Splash Woman
Concrete Man
Galaxy Man
Jewel Man
Plug Man
Tornado Man
Hornet Man
Fake Man
Blade Man
Strike Man
Sheep Man
Pump Man
Solar Man
Chill Man
Nitro Man
Commando Man
Plus I have submitted work to the Mega Man V and Mega Man Powered Up expansions and am currently asking if the Mega Man & Bass expansion would like my Genesis Unit botchats.
Anyway in answer to your question, yes Chill Man is a photographer and a big pacifist.
// Damonman
[IntroStrings]
"Go Go Go!"
"Bring,It,ON!!!"
[FragStrings]
"What?Is your brain as big as Spongebobs?!"
"Another Dumb robot dead?Wow,your pathetic!"
"Anyone keeping track of how many heads im blasting off?"
"What a Moron!"
[KilledStrings]
"For ONCE someone killed me...."
"Cue the castlevania death tune!"
"FUCK YOU!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Who thinks brainscratchcomms is awesome?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Come out,come out,where ever you are!!"
"For fuck's sakes get out and fight like a man"
"Will you stop hiding already!?"
"Get the hell out of the baby's stroller and fight like a man!"
"Stop hiding damn it!"
[EnragedStrings]
"REALLY COMING!!!"
"BURN IN THE GROUND DAMMIT!YOUR GONNA PAY!"
"GET,YOUR,ASS,OVER,HERE,SO,I,CAN,KILL YOU!!!"
[WinStrings]
"YOUR TO STUPIIIDD!!!!"
"I am Damon Man,I got a motherfucking Sword-Shooter For a HAAAANNND!!!!!"
[LoseStrings]
"*/me shoots self in head*"
"If you need me,ill be hanging myself"
[RollComment]
"Will you stop cursing already!?"
// Daimos
[IntroStrings]
"This Battle's about to get Hairy"
"It's Time that we finished this!"
"Bring it On..."
[FragStrings]
"What does it take to get it through your thick skull!"
"Destruction...is this our fate?"
"I've been here before, i've stood where you stand."
[KilledStrings]
"Well...that was Rediculous"
"You'll never Destroy Me!"
"Ugh...i think i've been killed"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"...Nothing lasts forever on this proverbial lapse of time called life..."
[RoamingStrings]
"What is War,What is Democracy,What are we Fighting for?"
"When this ends,i'll be the one standing..."
"Your Destruction will stop this madness...now come on out!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Destruction or Life...your Choice!"
"Is it time for me to Grow up?"
"It's time that i finish you!"
[WinStrings]
"/me sighs that it is over"
"In the end you'll see there was no other way."
[LoseStrings]
"My Fate...is sealed...Forever now..."
"Only...if only i could've...changed the past"
For my character,Daimos
New bot: Death (Castlevania)
/ / Death
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Dracula's most trusted minion, you think you have a chance?"
"Reaper, reaper, that's what people call me, but my name's Death."
"All this bot talk is getting on my nerves, I'll make you eat your words, then I'll eat you for dessert!"
[FragStrings]
"/me slices $player_killed with his scythe."
"You chose to challenge Death himself, what did you EXPECT?"
"Hmph, just as I thought. So weak and pitiful."
[KilledStrings]
"Blasted Holy Water..."
"Master Dracula...I failed you..."
"Ohh, all the things I'm going to do to you once I come back...!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Skullman? Who the hell are you talking about?"
[RoamingStrings]
"You'll never defeat a godlike beast as I...I will make you cry!"
"You're great $player_inlead but you're a fool, you'll find the Prince of Darkness less than cruel!"
"Never underestimate the pain in my heart I'll strike you down with my scythe and send you back to the start!"
[EnragedStrings]
"What do you MEAN Alucard took my spot as most trusted minion?"
"I'll run you through with my scythe in so many ways...!"
"/me attempts to keep his cool. *"
[WinStrings]
"Ohh, the amount of souls here that have been stolen! So beautiful...!"
"Just be glad I'm not a Medusa Head."
"That is why Scythes > busters."
[LoseStrings]
"I'll get the Medusa Heads..."
"Wha...? How...?"
"SHIT, I gotta run before I get fired...LITERALLY!"
[RollComment]
"Please don't kill me, Mr. Death!"
// Chaosman
[IntroStrings]
"Your curcits are gonna Not make it through of my Strength."
"You may have a hidden Chaos emerald."
[FragStrings]
" You just got your Circuits sizzled? Pathetic."
" Your life.... Is just Cheap."
" Oh, Your saying your Scared of me? $player_killed"
"Your just Pathetic. $player_killed"
[KilledStrings]
" Gah! "
" No no no! Stop that! Gah! "
"Stop that! Gah!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
" Wheres that Damn 4th Chaos Emerald? "
[RoamingStrings]
" Wheres your Chaos emerald?"
" /me Charges Arm cannon."
" I know where you are, $random_player"
" Your gonna get your Chaos emerald stolen. $random_player"
" Alright, You need to Focus $random_player"
[EnragedStrings]
" THATS IT, I HAD IT."
" Your gonna get Killed for this $playerinlead"
" This is what Happens when you Mess with me."
[WinStrings]
" Proves that im a Hero then."
" Now whos the Tough guy now? "
[LoseStrings]
" Gah! I got Proven that im a Anti-Hero!"
" Thanks to $playerinlead he just Won the Tournament...."
[RollComment]
" Chaos man, Have you found that 4th Chaos emerald yet? "
// Clownman
[IntroStrings]
"Weakling! This isn't a joking matter!"
"Don't worry Robot Masters..This'll be very "pun"!"
[FragStrings]
"Joke's on you now!"
"You clowning around got me a frag!"
"Hah hah! Now quickly, join my men! Please?"
"You got fragged by a clown. What a joke."
[KilledStrings]
"See you in my dreams..."
"Lucky shot, nerd! We'll see who's the ringmaster now!"
"Hah hah, funny. How about I "cream" you with pie next?"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Should I start my own circus? Better call Magic Man.."
[RoamingStrings]
"Hurry it up! A clown can't stay happy forever you know!"
"/me adjusts his rubber nose"
"When I'm done with you, I'll get thunderous applause! Get it?"
"Yo, geeky. Hurry this up, you clown."
"C'mon, I don't have to do this..let's be friends!"
[EnragedStrings]
"That's it, happy clown has gone angry clown."
"I'm so mad that I can just throw all of these pies at you!"
"Now i know you're not clowning, you freak."
[WinStrings]
"Yahoo! That was so much "Pun"!"
"I'd love to stay and celebrate but I have an act to preform..."
[LoseStrings]
"/me has an extreme breakdown"
"Geek! Loser! Nerd! ...What do you mean 'Quit joking'?!"
[RollComment]
"I saw you in my dreams Clown Man..I'm scared to go back to sleep!"
// Finn the human
[IntroStrings]
"Get ready for a tough-guy contest!"
"Yeah! Ninja style!"
"What time is it? Robot-busting time!"
[FragStrings]
"I feel radder, faster, more... adequate."
"NOOOOOOOOOO-- Oh wait, that's what I wanted to happen."
"Haha yeah! Suck on THAT!"
"I didn't even have to use a combo move!"
"Righteous!"
[KilledStrings]
"Urgh... how are you better than me?"
"It's a good thing there's extra lives!"
"Stop mashing my potatoes!"
"Dang it! My bits and chips!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Remember when I swallowed that little computer?"
"Have you seen any princesses around here?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Let's speak in rhyme, all the time!"
"Remember, homies help homies!"
"This ant's about to get in your pants!"
"Wow! This is really suspenseful!"
"5hmowzow!"
"Algebraic!"
* Finn does the science dance
[EnragedStrings]
"What's wrong with me!?"
"I'm not jealous! I'm weird!!"
"Jake, I could really use some help here!"
[WinStrings]
"Yeah! I'm the true hero around these parts!"
"Looks like I Finn-ished in first place!"
"We've reached the grand Finn-ale!"
[LoseStrings]
"Chip chap chop! You were really kicking my buns!"
"Hey, that was a fun match!"
[RollComment]
"That's totally math, you psychopath!"
Oil Man:
[IntroStrings]
"Let's do this! LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!"
[FragStrings]
"BOOM! Headshot!"
"And another one rides the bus! Wait, that ain't right..."
"Pwnd!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ah, pain!"
"Hax!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm bored, make something happen!"
"Come on, fight me!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Oh no you didn't!"
[WinStrings]
"Boyah!"
"This is WIN!"
[LoseStrings]
"Fail..."
"Maybe next time..."
"$player_inlead cheated!"
Time Man:
[IntroStrings]
"Time's up!"
[FragStrings]
"Waste no time gloating."
"That was easy."
"Heh."
[KilledStrings]
"Ow."
"What was that for?"
[RoamingStrings]
"This stage reminds me of something..."
"/me mumbles"
"$player_inlead is quite good at this."
[RareRoamingString]
"Could we hurry this up? I have a date, and I do not want to be late!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Now, I'm pissed."
"DIE DIE DIE!"
[WinStrings]
"Huh. I won."
"Neat."
[LoseStrings]
"Damn."
"I'm not very good at this."
[RollComment]
"What time is it, Timeman?"
Splash Woman:
[IntroStrings]
"I'm ready to fight!"
[FragStrings]
"That was a little too easy."
[KilledStrings]
"Damn it!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm not as weak as I look."
"Interesting place. Great to fight in!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"TimeMan would love to go on a date h- did I say that out loud? *blush*"
[EnragedStrings]
"You did not just do that!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you!"
[WinStrings]
"Better luck next time."
"Good game."
[LoseStrings]
"Maybe next time...?"
[RollComments]
"... How are you levitating again?"
I do have a clear explination for these three personalities, by the way.
The three personalities come from a PARALLEL (or howerver you spell it) UNIVERSE!
I'm serious.
Basicly, in a parallel universe, Rock never existed, and Wily reprogrammed 6 of Light's robots. Tima Man and Oil Man were not, and thus they volenteered to be converted to fighting robots, and they fought Wily ever since. Along the way, Time Man meets Splash Woman (I'm thinking, between the 2nd and 3rd game), and Splash Woman joins in on the group.
Note: In this universe, Time Man was actually created by Wily, but because he couldn't get the time-control mechanism to work at all, he abandoned him. Light then found Time Man, who then worked as an assistant.
Yes, indeed, There is a "Time Man X Splash Woman" thing.
Instead, try to guess what bot this is (it's a challenge!):
[IntroStrings]
"Magikarp!"
[FragStrings]
"Magikarp-karp."
"/me levels up!"
"/me used Splash!"
[KilledStrings]
"/me fainted..."
[RoamingStrings]
"Magikarp."
"Karp-Karp."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"My, the weather is quite interesting- uh, I mean... Magikarp."
[EnragedStrings]
"MAGIKARP!"
[WinStrings]
"Magikarp!"
[LoseStrings]
"Magikarp..."
Yokuman:
[IntroStrings]
"Be sure to watch your step"
[FragStrings]
"Did you bump your head?"
"I wonder where that wall came from"
"Tsk you jumped to soon"
[KilledStrings]
"Ulp, misstep"
[RoamingStrings]
"This stage needs more traps"
"I can't jump that far?"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hmm, I wonder what is up there"
[EnragedStrings]
"Oh that is it, double time Block Puzzles"
[WinStrings]
"I knew you couldn't make that jump"
[LoseStrings]
"Jumped too late..."
may have already been done, but ehh
How about this for a bot? (Blaze, before you can ask, yes, you CAN use this.)
// "Simon Belmont"
[IntroStrings]
"This isn't Transylvania..."
"Vampire hunter, at your service."
"No vampires here apparently."
[FragStrings]
"Heh...didn't even need my stake on that one."
"Too bad I killed Death, he'd take good care of you."
"/me whips &player_killed"
[KilledStrings]
"Well...at least it's better than getting chopped with a scythe"
"How did that happen...?"
"What was that for?"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm glad there's no Medusa Heads here, eh?"
"Am I the only vampire hunter around here...?"
"I like swords whips.""
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I've gotten word of a blue-haired girl with a pink dress and wings, have you seen her?"
[EnragedStrings]
"Alright, I'm breaking out the crucifix!"
"/me upgrades his whip."
"/me starts collecting hearts"
[WinStrings]
"/me collects the orb."
"/me tears down the stage like Dracula's castles."
[LoseStrings]
"Good match, I look forward to fighting you again."
"/me plays the Castlevania game over theme."
[RollComment]
"What are you going to do with that whip, Mr. Simon? *worried*"
Bond Man
[IntroStrings]
"My debut is nigh!"
[FragStrings]
"You're better than that!"
"You had no chance!"
[KilledStrings]
"No way! I don't believe it!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Should I coat the floor, you would all be stuck!"
"What a sticky situation..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"The name is BondMan... James BondMan."
[EnragedStrings]
"You will regret doing that!"
[WinStrings]
"I stuck it to yah!"
[LoseStrings]
"Oh, that sucked."
// Tenguman
[IntroStrings]
"All I see is weaklings...easy win!"
"Children should just stick to mindless video games..."
[FragStrings]
"Weaker than I thought!"
"This Tengu Blade shall end you!"
"Heh, just keep on giving me frags, kid..."
"Battle is CLEARLY not your forte, kid! What a joke!"
[KilledStrings]
"Is this Tengu Blade not enough?!"
"Looks like your not a kid like I thought..Oh well..."
"Y-You're still nothing but a thesis!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"If one more person makes fun of my nose..."
[RoamingStrings]
"Hurry this up, kids. Jet fuel's running low!"
"This is like a game of tag, kid! Just keep runnin'!"
"Fool! I'll knock you off your feet!"
"Why can't I go faster! We need to finish this!"
"C'mon, kid! Slow down so I can get you!"
[EnragedStrings]
"K-Kid?! What are you..?"
"Play time's over, children..!"
"Stupid Blade! I need to win..!"
[WinStrings]
"Peh. Looks like its past your bedtime, kiddies."
"Humph, I am a 'grown-up', after all..."
[LoseStrings]
"M-Maybe you're not as little and puny as a thought..!"
"Stupid kids..! I'll get my revenge!"
[RollComment]
"Tenguman, don't be rude to the other Robot Masters! They aren't kids!"
[IntroStrings]
"All ships check in."
"Open the wings. Check your G-diffuser system."
"I'll do my best. $player_random_notself won't have his way with me."
[FragStrings]
"Don't Relax. We're not done yet."
Lets take care of these guys first.
"Split up, and take it to 'em!"
"There's one more to go!"
[KilledStrings]
"We'll just see about that, $player_killedby!"
"I'll go it alone from here."
So $player_killedby, you show your true form!
"Huh? What?"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Father?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry!"
Just who I want to see... $player_random_notself.
$player_random_notself again? Why now?
"Why don't you come down here, Falco?"
"We're heading into the asteroids!"
"I see 'em up ahead. Let's Rock and Roll!"
"We're gonna break through that fleet!"
"All-Range Mode."
[EnragedStrings]
Jeez! Can anyone take care of it?
"Say your prayers, $player_inlead."
"Landmaster!"
[WinStrings]
"Mission complete!"
"We're Star Fox!"
"We're heading out. All aircraft report."
[LoseStrings]
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!"
[RollComment]
"Do a barrel roll!"
//Red Mage
[IntroStrings]
"I am the RED MAGE! Pimpin' a feather in my hat."
"The name's JOJO need somethin'? Yeah, I got that."
[FragStrings]
"Looks like I've rolled another natural 20! Haha!"
"Next time, try to balance your abilities a little more..."
"C'mon, how long did you think you could stand?"
[KilledStrings]
"Welp. I hope the Great Re-roll in the sky is in my favor..."
"White Mage! Heal me so I can keep my versatility!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"/me comes up with an extremely logical but completely impossible plan"
[RoamingStrings]
"It takes 3 men just to do what I do..."
"I got 1,000 volts of lightning runnin' through my veins."
"Got 3 feet of steel in my hand and its flavor is PAIN."
"You've been playing with fire now you're gonna get burned."
"You're in over your head; Another lesson to be learned."
[EnragedStrings]
"Quick! Fighter! Get me a blueprint so I can make a plan!"
"Dice, don't fail me now!"
"/me rolls his dice desperately"
[WinStrings]
"Hmph. None of you were a match for my versatility."
"Being that I can perform Black Magic, White Magic, and melee combat, it's not surprising that I won."
[LoseStrings]
"The Dice of Fate have failed me..."
"How did my plan not work? It was perfectly logical!"
[RollComment]
"For the last time, Red Mage, we are not in a giant Dungeons and Dragons game!"
//Metal Sonic
[IntroStrings]
"I am the only real hedgehog here."
"This will be a mere exercise for my abilities."
[FragStrings]
"Pathetic. Simply pathetic."
"All of you are obsolete. I am perfection."
[KilledStrings]
"A lucky shot."
"That was pure luck. It will not happen again."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"You robots are all fools. Can you not see that we could rule over these meat-bags?!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Where are you? Face me, you coward!"
"You cannot hide forever."
me contemplates his existence.
[EnragedStrings]
"I will obliterate you!"
[WinStrings]
"It was inevitable. I am superior."
"All living things... kneel before me!"
[LoseStrings]
"No... this is not possible!"
"I... Lost?! Impossible!"
And... uh... this.
//Johnny Bravo
[IntroStrings]
"Hey, look at all the geeks!"
"Hey, you're those pasty, annoying kids."
[FragStrings]
"Karah-tay!"
"Hey-Hah-HUH!"
"Can you spell 'hemmorage'?"
[KilledStrings]
"Aw, man."
"/me shreiks"
[RoamingStrings]
"So, uh... What'd ya do this weekend?"
"Hey, look! A shiny nickel!"
"I am pretty."
"Where's my weiner-loaf?"
[EnragedStrings]
"NOW you're gonna get it!"
[WinStrings]
"Hey, whoaboy!"
"Suh-weet."
[LoseStrings]
"Alright...! Wait, is that bad?"
"Aw, maannn..."
// Solarman
[IntroStrings]
"This'll be a great workout!"
"Rise and shine!"
[FragStrings]
"Solarman used Overheat! It's super effective!"
"OOOH! BURNED!"
"You don't know who you're dealing with!"
"You haven't stretched yet! You might hurt yourself!"
[KilledStrings]
"I think it's raining."
"Where's the sun? Oh, that's right, $player_killedby KILLED IT."
"You all are so out of shape!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I am NOT Richard Simmons! Geez, people!"
[RoamingStrings]
"And one, two, three, four, now the right side!"
"Work those glutes!"
"Where is everyone? We've got workouts to do!"
"Don't let the UV rays get you!"
"C'mon, everyone, get your daily amount of Vitamin D here!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Solar Flare!"
"I have fury!"
"/me takes off his sunglasses"
[WinStrings]
"Now, everyone buy my workout tape!"
"You all got BURNED!"
[LoseStrings]
"It must be cloudy out."
"Well, this tape won't sell well."
[RollComment]
"It's about to be nighttime for you, Solarman!"
It does it to you.
// Generic Pokemon Trainer
[IntroStrings]
"A wild $player_random_notself appears!"
"Robot Master $player_random_notself would like to battle!"
[FragStrings]
"You'll need more levels than that!"
[KilledStrings]
"/me used the Full Revive."
[RareRoamingStrings]
[RoamingStrings]
"/me encounters a wild Pokemon *"
[EnragedStrings]
"/me tosses out his last Pokemon *"
"I should carry more items for people like you..."
[WinStrings]
"All right! $player_inlast was caught!"
"/me got $7190 for winning!"
"Elite Four, here I come!"
[LoseStrings]
"/me paid out $3575 to the winner..."
"/me blacked out!"
[RollComment]
"How could you be so attached to those silly Pokemon?"
I know, it needs more lines, particularly Roaming, but it's hard because s/he hardly ever says anything.
/me plays game for more inspiration *
Think you could do some more for the starfox mod?
ok
Falco Lombardi
[IntroStrings]
"Ready, $player_random_notself!"
"Falco here. I'm fine."
"Here they come!"
"Nice welcome!"
[FragStrings]
"It's looking good, $player_random_notself!!"
This one's mine!"
"That was a close call, $player_killed!"
"Scratch one bogey!"
"Hold still and let me shoot you!"
"Time for a little payback!"
"Time to show the monkey who's boss!"
[KilledStrings]
"Bogey on my six!!"
"I'm hit!!!!"
"...This one could be trouble..."
Be a bit more careful next time, $player_killedby!"
"Hey, Einstein! I'm on your side!"
"Bogeys behind me, am I getting slow?"
"He can sure be a pain in the neck."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Bumbumbumyebut"
[RoamingStrings]
"What's wrong with you today, $player_random_notself?!!"
Follow me, $player_random_notself!
"What the heck?... $player_random_notself, look behind you!"
"Gee, I've been save by $player_random_notself, how swell!"
"I'll take the sky any day."
"I guess I should be thankful."
"You worry about your own hide."
"$player_random_notself? What are you doing here?"
[EnragedStrings]
Watch it, $player_killedby!
"I ain't your buddy! Go away!"
Mind your own business, $player_random_notself!"
"Hands off my bread!"
"$player_killedby? Can't you go bother someone else?"
"You're dead meat, pal!"
[WinStrings]
"Piece of cake."
"No sweat, $player_random_notself!"
"Too late. Game over, pal!"
"Now it's our turn to kick some tail!"
[LoseStrings]
"They got me! I'm gone!"
"This is horrible..."
"Oh man, I'm going to have to back off!"
"Crud! We were so close to Venom!"
"See my ship? Does it look okay to you?"
"Pretty smooth flying, $player_inlead."
[RollComment]
"Can I put my hands on your bread, Falco?"
how about for a rare roaming string, "Thank God I am not Poisoned"
because most bots are expressing frustration from lack of contact with that line.
Actually, I was kind of hoping to have some sort of reference to how s/he only says "Yes" and "No," for the most part...
Also, I'm looking for some references to the various evil syndicates in Pokemon, too.
UPDATE WITH A FEW MORE PHRASES:
// Generic Pokemon Trainer
[IntroStrings]
"A wild $player_random_notself appears!"
"Robot Master $player_random_notself would like to battle!"
""
[FragStrings]
"You'll need more levels than that!"
"Charmander gained 532 Experience Points!"
""
[KilledStrings]
"/me used the Full Revive."
"Oh, no! It appeared to be caught!"
""
[RareRoamingStrings]
""
[RoamingStrings]
"/me encounters a wild Pokemon *"
"/me found a Great Ball!
"/me heals his Pokemon *"
""
""
[EnragedStrings]
"/me tosses out his last Pokemon *"
"I should carry more items for people like you..."
"Aargh! Almost had it!"
[WinStrings]
"All right! $player_inlast was caught!"
"/me got $7190 for winning!"
"Elite Four, here I come!"
[LoseStrings]
"/me paid out $3575 to the winner..."
"/me blacked out!"
"Maybe Team Plasma is right..."
[RollComment]
"How could you be so attached to those silly Pokemon?"
Outlined by empty quotations are my not-so-new standards: at least 3 of everything, with the only exceptions being RollComment, RareRoamingStrings (At least one) , and RoamingStrings (At least 5) .
HERES A STARDROID FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.
// Pluto
[IntroStrings]
" I am Pluto, Nail art is my Thing. "
" Dont cut off my Nails. "
[FragStrings]
" Thats an easy Slice."
" I just wanted some Nail art on you, Thats all."
" Sliced ya!"
" Gotcha and Sliced you into Peices! "
[KilledStrings]
" N-N-NOT THE C-C-COLD! "
" I was frozen Today. "
" Frozen yet again. "
[RareRoamingStrings]
" Kitty wants some Candy, Meeyow. "
[RoamingStrings]
" I still need to Polish my Nails. "
"/me Sighs"
" Ive got a urge To scratch walls now."
" I still hate Mercury. '"
" I thought i saw A scratching Post SOMEWHERE. "
[EnragedStrings]
" Alright, Im tired of Being Frozen! Youre my new Scratching Post!!!! "
" Youre my new Nail art Target. "
" You will be Scared now."
[WinStrings]
" Now wheres the Cat nip?"
" Alright, I won."
[LoseStrings]
" T-T-THE C-C-COLD! "
" AGH T-T-THE C-C-COLD!!!! "
[RollComment]
" Pluto, You need a Better place to Scratch than the Walls of the Labatory! "
//FiniteZero
[IntroStrings]
"Oh, hi there."
[FragStrings]
"Hey! I got one!"
"Oh, um... Excuse me, $player_Killed."
"Sorry about that."
[KilledStrings]
"Ow! Pain!"
"Hey! Who did that!?"
"I'm not very good at this."
[RoamingStrings]
"/me Rambles to himself."
"Hey, $player_Inlead is good at this!"
"I completely lost my train of thought."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"MUAHAHAHAHA! Oops, uh... sorry."
[EnragedStrings]
"That was uncalled for!"
"OK. Now you can GO TO HELL."
"Do that again, and I will KILL YOU."
[LosingStrings]
"Maybe this was not such a great idea..."
"What should I do now? I guess kill the- Hey! I'm talking to myself, stop eavesdropping!"
[WinStrings]
"I won? Neat!"
"I'm sure this may have been a fluke."
"How unexpected."
[LoseStrings]
"I'm not very good at this."
"/me almost Rage Quits."
"Damn it! Maybe I should improve my skills first."
[RollComment]
"FiniteZero, what are you doing here?
//TheBladeRoden
[IntroStrings]
"Hello all."
"Afternoon, server."
"Mornin' gents."
"Sup?"
"Finally able to connect."
"Hey."
[FragStrings]
"Ohhh yeah!"
"Take this! Take that!"
"Die, you SOB! Die!"
"Tango down!"
"Another one bites the dust!"
"Take this, over-weaning rogue!"
"Boom, baby!"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh, you think so, do you?"
"Hold your fire!"
"Aiyeee carumbia!"
"Ooh that smarts..."
"Hilfe, Medic!"
"What did I ever do to you?"
"Blast it!"
"Damn crits..."
[RoamingStrings]
"lol"
"This server needs more players."
"Crap I think I got lost again."
"Can we play my map after this?"
"You should try out my mod."
"Soo many MegaMans..."
"I have to brb."
"I kinda like this music."
"Doodee doodee doo..."
"What is this?"
"I'm getting hungry."
"What?"
"I'm not bored. I have plenty I could be doing."
"I hope I'm not stuck on a ledge like those stupid bots."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"/me is afk"
[DemoralizedStrings]
"This was not in my plans!"
"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Why did I do that?"
"Bummer! That's bogus!"
"No way!"
"Failure..."
[LosingRoamingStrings]
"I'm just a big ol losing loser."
"Mr. Losy Losington."
"Loserville. Yep, that's me!"
"I'm a loser, baby... So why don't you kill me? Oh, wait, you did."
"Why is everyone ignoring me?"
"nextmap"
"Grrr this sucks"
"Winning fail"
"My health is dangerously low!"
"oooook..."
[EnragedStrings]
"Why can't you just be a good little boy and die?"
"Double you tee eff, mate?"
"Ok, now I'm pissed off!"
"Rrrrrg!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"Hello. My name is TheBladeRoden. You killed my extra lives. Prepare to die."
"You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!"
[WinStrings]
"Hey I actually won."
"Victory!"
"I'm the winner!"
"A winner is me!"
"Victory is mine!"
"Success!"
"Yipeeee! I did it!"
"Duh, winning!"
[LoseStrings]
"That's BS."
"I blame the lag."
"Mission failure..."
"Game...over..."
"I wasn't powerful enough! I just wasn't powerful enough!"
"That...is why I fail"
"YOU... CURSE YOU $player_random_notself,... CURSE YOU $player_random_notself... CURSE YOU $player_inlead!"
[RollComment]
"/me says nothing to TheBladeRoden"
//Blaze
[IntroStrings]
"Mission Start!"
"Let the Battle Begin!!"
"Commence the Fighting!"
"Let's begin the Concerto of Flames."
[FragStrings]
"Totally Deserved that one, $player_killed."
"You've been Toasted!"
"I thought You'd be stronger than that,$player_killed!"
"Got you!"
"Feel my Strength!"
[KilledStrings]
"Wha- This cannot be!"
"I've been hit!"
"Damn."
"I guess i got burned!"
"Man Down!"
"There's a fine line when it comes to fragging me."
"Owch."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"You Remind me of a Doomguy with no Balls."
"Chubbs and Daimos were two good comrades back in the day!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Oy,this Running's Gonna be my death someday."
"I wonder where,$player_random_notself is at? "
"Quit running,it'll only make things worse."
"Where are you guys?"
"I hope you are afraid of being killed."
"I still have yet to see what you fellow robots can do."
[EnragedStrings]
"This is about to get intense!"
"It's time to make it or break it!"
"I'm gonna give it all i got!"
"Prepare for your Doom!"
[DemoralizedStrings]
"Meh..."
"What am i fighting for if i'm losing!"
"I must be having an off day today."
"Ugh...This is terrible."
"I'm sucking bad ain't i,$player_random_notself ?"
[LosingRoamingStrings]
"Damn...i'm in last place."
"This is gonna get worse from here on out"
"I feel horrible...for losing right now."
"Enough of the Sharades $player_inlead...let's get on with it!"
[WinStrings]
"Mission Complete!"
"/me Claps in victory."
"I Guess they say Victory is sweet...but congrats to you all!"
[LoseStrings]
"...Good job $player_inlead."
"Damn it...i lost this battle!"
"Congrats,$player_inlead,a Fine Job well done!"
"It was a good shot at trying my best in this fight."
[RollComment]
"Oh hey it's Blaze!"
Just had to do it...
I had a lot of fun making this..
//Kapus
[IntroStrings]
"A Wild Kapus Appears!"
"Kapus is here"
"Howdy."
"I'm Kapus!"
[FragStrings]
"Sorry, $player_killed."
"Take that!"
"Oh sorry."
"Oops."
"That's one down."
"/me grins"
"Hi, $player_killed."
[KilledStrings]
"..ow."
"What"
"That didn't happen"
"You fiend!"
"You're such a pest."
"Whatever, you."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Quack."
"Hey, $player_random_notself! Go on a diet!"
"Why do people keep saying I'm a mouse?"
"Bots are dumb! The real Kapus is much smarter!"
"Man, I hate slot machines.."
"Hehehe.."
"Kupas Kapus. Phew."
"Who's your favorite Super Hero? Mine is cmThunder cfBug!"
"/me made something spin around"
[RoamingStrings]
"Lalalala~"
"Hmm.."
"Whee!"
"/me spins around"
"/me is being absent minded"
"/me trips"
"Wonder if there's any treasure around here.."
"/me eats a cookie"
"I'm hungry!"
"/me fixes it's hat"
"Hey, $player_random_notself. How's it going?"
"My name is not Kapoose!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Okay, that's it."
"..."
[DemoralizedStrings]
"Another off day.."
"I wish I had my hamster wheel.."
[LosingRoamingStrings]
"I've got to step it up!"
"I'm coming for you, $player_inlead!"
"Kapus, stop getting in my way!"
"Get out of my way, $player_random_notself!"
[WinStrings]
"I won?"
"Man, I lost again!"
"Yay!"
"Wow, Kapus! Good job!"
"/me does a victory dance"
[LoseStrings]
"Well..phooey."
"Nice work, I guess."
"Yay! Wait, I lost..?"
"I'll get you someday, $player_inlead.."
"$player_random_notself, this is all your fault!"
"I'll guess I'll just go back to treasure hunting.."
[RollComment]
"Hi, Kapus! What are you doing here?"
[IntroStrings]
Hai.
Don't call me ze!
cgIts elmo time motherfucker!
[FragStrings]
Owned!
K.O.'d by a pastry.
boom.
Yes!
Pew Pew.
Slow-Mo replay time!
/me dances.
[KilledStrings]
wut.
lolwut.
Damn you,$player_killedby!
I'll get you,Gadget.
What,I can't weapon cancel out a window in peace?
[RoamingStrings]
Where is a Gizmo to kill?
I need some chips.
I'm getting lonely....
/me is bloodhungry.
/ *
i got a brand new top spin to try out.
speld rong on purrpuss:
[EnragedStrings]
Fuck!
uggh...
/me grabs his gun.
aieeee!
[WinStrings]
yay.
lol.
wut,huh?
cgEat pastry,BitcH!
[LoseStrings]
Am I reading this right?
Aww.
ehh,maybe next time,$player_inlead.
well at least i'm not $player_lastplace.
//Acoustic Man
[IntroStrings]
"Alright! Let's party!"
[FragStrings]
"Destroyed to the music!"
"Layin' down heavy beats and bullets, y'all!"
[KilledStrings]
"Don't stop the music!"
"Hey! I was listening to music, do you mind!?"
[RoamingStrings]
"/me drums to the beat."
"Catchy theme!"
"/me hums along to the music."
"What? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Don't make me Rick Roll you!"
[EnragedStrings]
"You dare interrupt the beat!?"
"I was listening to some great music, then YOU CAME ALONG AND SCREWED THAT UP!!!"
[WinStrings]
"The funk was with me!"
"/me beatboxes."
"/me puts on victory music."
[LoseStrings]
"/me puts on blues."
"Aw, man... Ya killed the music."
[RollComment]
"Acoustic Man, you should take off those headphones so you could hear others. I SAID, YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF THOSE HEADPHONES!"
//easyaspi
[IntroStrings]
"Wait, is this thing on?"
"Um, does this level have Black Hole Bomb?"
"Oh dear."
[FragStrings]
"YAY!"
"/me types something unfunny about fragging someone"
"Oh no, now someone wants revenge..."
[KilledStrings]
"Oopsie."
"Dagnabbit!"
"Oh, sorry about getting in your way."
[RoamingStrings]
"Everyone stay away from me! I have Flash Stopper and I don't know how to use it!"
"HEY GUIZE HOW DOES CLASSES WORK? LOOOL"
"I don't remember what button makes you strafe... =("
"Oooh! What does this do? *Crack* Uh oh."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Anyone got some Mac n' cheese? I luuuuuurve it."
"Does someone have some super glue? I accidentally part of the scenery."
[EnragedStrings]
"RAGE!!!"
"Imm'a find you, an' KEEL U IN YO' ZLEEP!!!1"
[WinStrings]
"I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning."
"Wait, I did what? Win? What's that?"
"/me does the happy dance"
[LoseStrings]
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA told you I wasn't good."
"Wait, I'm not $player_inlast? Cool!"
[RollComment]
"easyaspi, you suck at this game. Seriously."
// SaviorSword
[IntroStrings]
"Yo."
"Hey folks, what's crackin'?"
"/me sliently enters in."
[FragStrings]
"Aim better."
"Running into bullets is not good for your health."
"Try again, almost got me!"
"Ya shoulda saw that one comin'"
"Uh huh..."
[KilledStrings]
"Nice shot."
"Ouch!"
"Ahh!!! Ya scared me!!!"
"Ack"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"My life for Aiur!!!... Did I really just say that?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Come on! Quit hidin' and fight!"
"I'm not good at findin' people... where are ya?!"
"Come at me."
"Watch yar back!"
"Watch the shadows..."
[EnragedStrings]
"/me bites his own lips."
"Grrrrrrr............."
"/me sighs *"
[WinStrings]
"Good game!"
"You almost got me that time!"
"Um... yea... train more"
"Did ya get rusty?"
[LoseStrings]
"Good game."
"Rematch some other time?"
"Nice! I'd like try another round."
"Poor play by me..."
[RollComment]
"Who are you going save today?"
[IntroStrings]
"Let's kick the tires and light the fires!"
"Fire it up!"
"A tip of my head to you!"
[FragStrings]
"Have a little fire, $Player_killed!"
"What do you mean that was an illegal tackle?"
"Hey $Player_killed, think fast!"
"I said, catch this! Not, catch on fire! Hahaha!"
[KilledStrings]
"Aaarg! $Player_killedby blew me out!"
"I hope you get lost now, $Player_killedby!"
"Hey! Who turned out the lights?"
"The darkness comes!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Those other robots can't hold a candle to me!"
"Let me light the way!"
"I'd like to be an Olympic torch runner someday."
"Or maybe even the cauldron itself!"
"I'm not hot tempered, I'm just built that way."
"I'm feeling a little tipsy."
"Don't you wish your robot companion was hot like me!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"No, I don't know why I'm in Quickman's stage instead of Heatman's. Stop asking!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Play with fire, you're gonna get burned!"
"The world will burn in an inferno of hate!"
[WinStrings]
"I guess I could afford to lighten up a little bit!"
"Yeah! Let's light some fireworks to celebrate!"
"I got so excited I almost spilled myself!"
[LoseStrings]
"A raging fire becomes dying embers..."
"I guess it's time to pass on the torch to someone else."
"The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long."
[RollComment]
"You light up my life, Hothead."
Dr. Light:
[IntroStrings]
"Wooks wike i have to destwoy aw you wobots mysewf!"
"Good wiw awways twiumph ovah eviw!"
[FragStrings]
"Sowwy about that."
---
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[KilledStrings]
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[RoamingStrings]
"I hope doctah wawee isn't awound hewe."
"I'm not nowmawee one fow competitions, but..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
---
[EnragedStrings]
"Now i'm angwy!"
"You wascal!"
[WinStrings]
"That is how victowy is made."
---
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[LoseStrings]
"How couwd I wose?"
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[RollComment]
"I can't understad a word you say!"
and Dr. Wily
[IntroStrings]
"I'm a genious!"
---
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[FragStrings]
---
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[KilledStrings]
---
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[RoamingStrings]
"Behold, the space-time contin-"
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[RareRoamingStrings]
"WHO STOLE MY HAIR HELMET!?"
"STOP TELLING ME TO DO THINGS!!!"
[EnragedStrings]
---
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[WinStrings]
---
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[LoseStrings]
"BULL-"
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[RollComment]
"D-Dr Wily!?"
Yeah, not very complete...
I got one for the (gay) Volt Man!
Intro
Anyone want a little high voltage?
This will be a shocking battle for sure!
Frag:
Ha! That gave me some positive energy!
Are you a little shocked after that?
That's what 15,000 volts can do to you, $player_killed!
Killed:
Ouch! That was a bad charge, I guess...
I suppose I had too much electricity charged in me.
I've been smited by own power!
RareRoaming:
Anybody seen a charging station nearby?
Roaming:
Zzzzzzzt... Zzzzzzzt...
Hello? Man, this is just like back at my lair...
Just because I'm not well known doesn't mean you can ignore me!
CHARGE! Wait, positively or negatively? Hmm...
Enraged:
How am I losing? This is shocking to me!
When I get my hands on you, $player_random_notself, I'll zap you so fast...
How is $player_inlead doing so well when he doesn't know the power of electricity!?!
Win:
Hah, this wasn't a very shocking outcome.
I've got the powah! Er, wait...
Told ya the PC robots aren't half bad!
Lose:
Must've been too negative...
I wasn't at full capacity! If I was, you would've lost!
Ugh... Back to the power plant then...
Roll:
Is something wrong, Volt Man? You look shocked!
Freeze Man
// FreezeMan
[IntroStrings]
"Freeze suckers!"
"Your move, bring it on!"
[FragStrings]
"Frozen solid!"
"I've cracked your warm exterior!"
"Your oil freezes in my hands."
"This is what cool means!"
[KilledStrings]
"Get your filthy hands off me! You damn dirty bot!"
"It's a mystery to me how you could frag me."
"I let you make the first move, but now it's my turn!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Do you know what killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"
[RoamingStrings]
"/me makes a cool pose."
"I'm too cool. I should have brought a sweater."
"Can nobody face my wintery wrath?"
"Don't slip!"
"And how $player_random_notself, did you come to enter my dominion?"
[WinStrings]
"Now there will be an eternal winter... and no Christmas!"
"Ice, Blizzard, Frost, Cold and Chill. They do not compare to Freeze!"
[LoseStrings]
"Ugh, I need give myself a freezing bath now."
"Enjoy your dirty victory, warm-blooded one!"
// CloudMan
[IntroStrings]
"An overcast day is perfect weather for a battle!"
"Fully cloudy with a chance of victory for me!"
[FragStrings]
"Dissipate!"
"You called down the thunder..."
"*ZAP!* Touch thunderclouds, get shocked!"
"Hey you! Get off of my cloud!"
[KilledStrings]
"My senses must have been clouded."
"I would have fragged you, but the sun was in my eyes."
"It's lucky for me that you can't steal my cloud!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Did I just see a weather balloon drift by?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Kuwabara, Kuwabara, no more lightning rods for me, thanks."
"I must have gotten lost in that last cloud bank."
"My clouds will blot out the sun and then I shall fight in the shade!"
"Watch your step!"
[WinStrings]
"I am on cloud nine!"
"Care to guess the shape of my cloud now? No? It's victory!"
[LoseStrings]
"And not a cloud in the sky for your victory, blargh."
"Aww, the storm is over already?!"
// JunkMan
[IntroStrings]
"Recycling is desperately needed now."
"Gonna take pollution down to zero!"
[FragStrings]
"See how I make good use of my weapons?"
"Remember next time: littering will not be tolerated!"
"You are nothing, you are junk!"
"Your body will make a nice home for the Gockroaches."
[KilledStrings]
"Ohh... I'm falling apart!"
"I'd better go recycle my old body."
"I've been junked!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I can't help but feel this stage uses recycled textures."
[RoamingStrings]
"Recycling has been around since at least 400 BC."
"I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!"
"My Junk Shield shows balance between offence and recyling!"
"Did I smell pork rinds?"
[EnragedStrings]
"Look at this mess you've made! I'm going to recycle you!"
"Maybe it's time to let my recycling powers combine!"
"I'll send you to the scrap heap! Trash belongs with trash!"
[WinStrings]
"Who's up for some Big Macs? My treat!"
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! Remember this, bots!"
[LoseStrings]
"What a waste!"
"I'm gonna be putting myself back together for HOURS!"
// BurstMan
[IntroStrings]
"Lets get this party started!"
"I've brought the fireworks, time to light up the sky."
[FragStrings]
"Hate to burst your bubble... oh wait, no I don't!"
"This party is off like a shot!"
"Everytime I frag you, I take a shot."
"What's the matter? Don't you like fireworks?"
[KilledStrings]
"Don't be a party pooper now."
"Aw, the fuse went out!"
"I guess I make a nice firework when fragged!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Light the fuse, run away!"
"This is way more exciting than mixing chemicals!"
"I hope my friend Bubble Man is enjoying this festival!"
"Put on your best yukata and join the festival!"
"More drinks! More fireworks!"
[WinStrings]
"/me passes out from excitement and drunkeness."
"That was another fantastic firework display."
[LoseStrings]
"Boy, this party really died."
"The gatecrashers ruined everything."
// SpringMan
[IntroStrings]
"I jump at the call!"
"A sping, a spring, a wonderful thing!"
[FragStrings]
"I've got a spring loaded punch!"
"Just hop away, fools!"
"I'm the bouncer around these parts."
"And they call ME jumpy!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ouch! Don't push me down the stairs!"
"Don't worry kids! Spring Man will bounce back!"
"Hey! Quit slashing the coils!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"2000 springs means more jump in one finger then you have in your whole body!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I taught the cow who jumped over the moon to do that."
"Who needs a pogo stick when they can jump on me?"
"Anybody up for a game of hopskotch?"
"I hope a Thunder Bolt strikes me..."
[EnragedStrings]
"You push a coil too much and it springs back!"
"I'll bounce you into the stratosphere!"
"Curse this stupid low ceiling!!"
[WinStrings]
"Everyone loves Spring Man!"
"I guess it's time to hop for joy!"
[LoseStrings]
"That's the way the ball bounces."
"I kept bumping my head."
// ShadeMan
[IntroStrings]
"I am aliiiiiiiiive!"
"I vant to drink your oil!"
[FragStrings]
"Your precious oil replenishes me!"
"Hear the sound of your soul being crushed!"
"If you should rise again, do not dare to challenge me."
"It is futile to resist. Just bare your neck to me again!"
[KilledStrings]
"I may have burst into flames but at least I didn't sparkle!"
"BLEH! I smelt garlic!"
"Ghosts, spiders and sunshine! Oh my!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"The cross in Knight Man's castle unnerves me..."
"THIS STAGE IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY WILEY!"
[RoamingStrings]
"SEVEN! SEVEN USELESS ROBOTS AH AH AH AH AH!"
"I think your Mirror Buster is broken, I can't see myself in it!"
"WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE!"
"What is a robot master? A miserable little pile of circuits!"
"I am the terror that flaps in the night!"
[EnragedStrings]
"PLAYTIME IS OVER! WITNESS TRUE POWER!"
"I'll turn you into a ghoul for this."
"You are history!"
[WinStrings]
"To those who have died, hear my song of death."
"Now to declare a tomato juice toast!"
[LoseStrings]
"Back to my coffin I must go."
"NOT THE SUNLIGHT! I MUST FLEE!"
// SlashMan
[IntroStrings]
"Let's go, bub!"
"I'm ready to slash out at you."
[FragStrings]
"SNIKT!"
"Mess with me and you'll get clawed!"
"Come get some!"
"Well, you're back in the fragged zone. AGAIN."
[KilledStrings]
"Don't clip me bro!"
"I think I broke a claw."
"Clever bot."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Must go faster, must go faster!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm the best at what I do."
"One, two, Slash Man's coming for you!"
"/me sharpens his claws."
"Come out, come out wherever you are."
"When this is all over, maybe I'll open my park to the public."
[WinStrings]
"Now to hit the salad bar, losers pay!"
"You guys need help picking up your sliced parts?"
[LoseStrings]
"I've been worn down to nothing."
"My claws are so dulled now!"
// TurboMan
[IntroStrings]
"Ready to roll out!"
"Vroom, vroom! I'm at the starting line!"
[FragStrings]
"Eat my dust, slowpoke!"
"Scorched ya!"
"Vroom! Get out of the way, sunday driver!"
"I'm a demon on wheels!"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh no, a flat!"
"I'll bet Punk sabotaged me!"
"Darn you, speed bumps!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Time to transform and roll out!"
"Eat your heart out, Nitro Man."
"Burst Man is okay, but I hate Punk!"
"Don't get carried away, baby!"
[WinStrings]
"Go, Turbo Man! Go, Turbo Man! Go, Turbo Man, Go!"
"Time for a well-earned pit stop."
[LoseStrings]
"I personally blame Punk for this."
"You win some, lose some, and wreck some."
MM7 RollComments were made by Mr. CutmanMike.
This sounds interesting. Time to post what I've been lazy enough to not finish for a few months but finally did.
Laharl
//Laharl
[IntroStrings]
"Haaahahahahaha!"
"Puny welp! Bow down to the great Laharl!"
[FragStrings]
"What kind of wimpy alternate universe is this?"
"You're so easy, I bet a prinny could frag you!"
"You're not even worthy of being my vassal!"
"/me laughs"
[KilledStrings]
"W-What?"
"Impossible!"
"To be killed by such a loser... Why?!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"/me snacks on Etna's pudding"
[RoamingStrings]
"Running will get you nowhere, coward!"
"Too scared to face the great Laharl?"
"When I find you, I'll show you the true meaning of overkill!"
"I'm level 3000! What are you, level 1?"
"When I kill you, I'm gonna take your place as the main character! Hahahahaha!"
"I'm so freaking hungry."
[EnragedStrings]
"Screw you!"
"Such an insignificant welp!"
"/me prepares Overlord's Wrath."
[WinStrings]
"HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hahahahhahaha, I won! Now hand that Title of "Main Character" over!"
"Nothing can defeat the great Laharl!"
"What a pathetic foe from a wimpy universe!"
"So it'd decided! You're now my new vassal! Hahahahahaha!"
[LoseStrings]
"Ergh... How could you... defeat me?"
"/me collapses from hunger."
"BUT I WAS cg4999 LEVELS HIGHER!"
"That was luck!"
[RollComment]
"I'd love to be your vassal, Laharl!"
//RandomFloatingCheese
[IntroStrings]
"Did somebody say cheese!"
"Time to cheese this place up!"
[FragStrings]
"Cheesed!"
"Eat cheese because its awesome, $player_Killed."
"Cheesed, man!."
[KilledStrings]
"/me dissapears"
[RoamingStrings]
"Cheese, its good!"
"Bein' a random floating cheese rocks!"
"Cheese cheese cheese. ITS GOOD, MAN!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Im a cheese, im a cheese, Suck myy dick im a cheese."
"This is cheesy!"
[EnragedStrings]
"CHEESE TIME!"
"Let the cheesing begin!."
"CHEESE, MAN!"
[LosingStrings]
"Why am i losing, im a fucking cheese for gods sake!"
[WinStrings]
"CHEESE POWER!"
"/me goes chrome"
"Cheesing is motherfuckin' fun!"
[LoseStrings]
"I need to regain my cheese powers!"
"AW WHAT THE FUCK? IM A FUCKING CHEESE!"
"Im a cheese and i... FUCKING LOST!"
[RollComment]
"A random floating cheese, now thats you dont see everyday! "
The other RM's might be harder to make as I don't know much about their personalities and stuff
name = "crChronoman"
accuracy = 3
intellect = 2
evade = 2
anticipation = 1
reactiontime = 4
perception = 4
favoriteweapon = "JoltLeaderWep"
//Chronoman
[IntroStrings]
"Here I am!"
"Hehe, this should be fun!"
"I'm gonna enjoy this!"
"I've mastered timing perfection! How could you ever beat me?"
[FragStrings]
"Wow, that's some sloppy timing you've got there!"
"Don't look at me, you're just really slow at things!"
":D"
"Is that the bet you've got $player_killed?"
"This game's fun!"
[KilledStrings]
"Awww, no fair!"
"Wait, what?"
"Was my timing being out of place? I hope not...."
"You got lucky $player_killedby!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Hmmm, should I be waiting this long?"
"Why am I not getting any action here?"
"Ready to fight yet?"
"How do expect to beat me with such bad timing skills anyway?"
"Wow, you guys sure are patient!"
"It's not just power, but also how you use it!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"/me checks his watch"
[EnragedStrings]
"Am I really doing badly?"
"Maybe I'm not strong enough. I need a buff! Now!"
":/"
"This can't be good...."
[DemoralizedStrings]
"/me is about to cry"
[WinStrings]
"Yaaay!"
"It's like a Tool-Assisted Speedrun! There's no skill envolved!"
"You should really have mastered you're skills first!"
"Good try....I guess...."
[LoseStrings]
"Awww, really?"
"I wanted a fair fight!"
"Guess I just wasn't strong enough."
"/me feels unhappy"
The other ones aren't going to be so easy, and even so, this one is just a sketch.
I know it's a large bump, but I'm contributing something:
Pluto
[introstrings]
"Let's play!"
"Let's make this quick; I have a manicure scheduled..."
"I am Pluto, hear me roar!"
"C'mon, let's do this!"
[FragStrings]
"Nyeah!"
"Heheheh..."
"And I didn't even break a nail!"
"You can't outrun me!"
[KilledStrings]
"Meh, I have plenty of lives to spare."
"You oughtta be kitten me!"
"Meowch!"
"/me hisses at (Player Killed by)"
"Now that's just cold!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Just to let the rest of ya know, I can play a mean keyboard!"
"The rest of ya must be scaredy-cats, cause I don't see any of ya!"
"/me Yawns"
"/me Stretches"
"/me Builds a Rube Goldburg-type trap"
"I hope this map doesn't have Grab Buster..."
"/me takes a Cat-nap"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Heheheh... Pop-tarts..."
"I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?"
[enragedstrings]
"Alright, no more 'Mr. Nice Kitty!'"
[WinStrings]
"See? I'm not just a dwarf!"
"A win for me is a win for the Stardroids!"
"Nyeah, I won!"
[LoseStrings]
"Well, I hope the next map isn't Dog Man."
"Terra, I've failed you, please don't drown me!"
"Uuuuuhhhhh..... A mouse distracted me!"
"Bad, not good, not good!"
[rollcomment]
"No, Pluto, I can't give you a manicure..."
EDIT: Forgot Roll Comment,
"No, Pluto, I can't give you a manicure!"
//ClownMan
[IntroStrings]
"Hey Guess What?, It's Me ClownMan"
"Let's Make This The Best Joke Ever!"
[FragStrings]
"Haha haha That is soo funny!"
"Hey you thought you could beat me?"
"Pal you should have more fun, seriously"
"Why did the chicken cross the street?"
[KilledStrings]
"Hey!, Let me finish my joke"
"See you in my dreams"
"You are not funny"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Wait,What was I doing?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Am a joke machine, am ready!"
"You think you're more funny, we'll see that!"
"Your jokes makes me fall sleep *snork*"
"How many jokes can I tell before destroying you?"
"Wait right there, am not done with you!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Hey stop laughing!, I told you that joke hours ago!"
"What!?, I forgot my next joke!"
"Argh You are ruining my jokes!"
[WinStrings]
"Well well well I laughed at last after all!"
"And ClownMan wins hahahahahaha!"
[LoseStrings]
"I guess I wasn't funny out there"
"How disappointing, how disgraceful, how UNFUNNY!"
[RollComment]
"Agh ClownMan get out of here, the last time I saw you, I almost die of laugh"
Edit: -.- most of them have to do with jokes.
It's MM8's botchats! Thanks to Mr. Brotoad for the assistence on these!
Tengu Man
// TenguMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Tengu Man!"
"I'll take you all on! Be ready!"
[FragStrings]
"Kamaitachi!"
"The wind itself holds you for me!"
"My wind blades destroy you effortlessly."
"Kid, you're almost not worth the effort."
[KilledStrings]
"No way!"
"What the heck?!"
"I let you have that frag!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Air platforms or balloons? Why is that question in my head?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Personally, I prefer the air!"
"I'm warning you: go home NOW kids."
"The bird of prey prepares to swoop."
"Am I bird or a goblin? Like I care what you think."
[EnragedStrings]
"I'll knock you off your perch!"
"You think you're great now do you?!"
"You. shouldn't. have. done. that."
[WinStrings]
"Doesn't it seem natural that I am the victor?"
"Just as I thought, all of you were a waste of my talents."
[LoseStrings]
"It's regretful."
"I... can't... lose!"
[RollComment]
"The Typhoon Goros want to shoot the breeze with you sometime Tengu Man."
// ClownMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Clown Man!"
"Send in the Clown Man!"
[FragStrings]
"Why so serious, $player_killed?"
"Weakling! This isn't a joking matter!"
"Thunder Carnival!"
"That put a smile on your face, didn't it?"
[KilledStrings]
"What are you doing!?"
"Mommy!!"
"What have you done to me?"
"You killed captain clown!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'll make you join my troupe, $player_randomnotself."
"Quickly now, to the clown mobile!"
"Yo, geeky!"
"/me sticks his tongue out at you."
[WinStrings]
"I am the clown prince of chaos!"
"I broke every funny bone in their bodies."
[LoseStrings]
"See you in my dreams."
"Did anybody ever tell you that you're a killjoy?"
[RollComment]
"Oh Clown Man! I baked a pie for you. After the fight, I'll let you have it!"
// GrenadeMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Grenade Man!"
"Say hello to my cute bombs!"
[FragStrings]
"Crazy destroyer!"
"I'll be nice on you!"
"Crush everyone! Ha ha ha!"
"I'll punish you!"
[KilledStrings]
"OH YEAH!"
"THAT FELT GOOD!"
"Kill me again! I love it!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Sometimes I think of very deep and calm things:EXPLOSIONS!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I gotta do something smart! Something big! Yeah baby!"
"I'm not exploding. This mistake must be corrected!"
"Somebody set up me the bomb."
"Bring down the house! Or just the floor anyway."
[WinStrings]
"Where's the kaboom?! How disappointing."
"Victory is boring. NEXT TIME, BLOW ME UP!"
[LoseStrings]
"I regret nothing!"
"I went out with a boom."
[RollComment]
"No, I'm not gonna help you to self-destruct again Grenade Man!"
// FrostMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Frost Man!"
"I'll crush you! I will... beat you."
[FragStrings]
"Now I will make a popsicle of you, duh-huhuhuhu."
"I wonder how you taste as kakigori."
"Duh-huhuhuhu. You look funny now!"
"Good night, don't let da frostbite!"
[KilledStrings]
"Dat hurt!"
"It's not nice to make fun of ME!"
"I is itchy now. I HATE ITCHY!!!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I used to have a little friend but he don't move no more."
"I'll hug you and name you George!"
"Every night, I is lulled to sleep by 'JUMP JUMP, SLIDE SLIDE!'"
"Uhh, why is we fighting again? Oh well, I like fighting."
"Nobody as big and strong as Frost Man!"
[WinStrings]
"Frost Man is a jolly happy soul now!"
"Frost Man won. Now what do I do?"
[LoseStrings]
"I'll be back again someday!"
"Too itchy, why I get so much chilblain?"
[RollComment]
"Frost Man, we ran out of popsicles. Could you make us some more?"
// SwordMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Sword Man."
"Let's make this a fair fight."
[FragStrings]
"You left yourself open."
"Touché."
"Let us duel again soon."
"That was a good attempt."
[KilledStrings]
"Impressive."
"Nice shot!"
"Remarkable technique."
[RoamingStrings]
"Show yourself!"
"/me inspects his sword for faults."
"I will not cease to fight. Not yet!"
"I won't hold back."
[WinStrings]
"There's no second chance."
"Nothing personal, but I had orders."
[LoseStrings]
"Good job. You fought well."
"You've earned this victory $player_inlead."
[RollComment]
"Sword Man, this is the year 20XX. You'll have to use a buster too."
// SearchMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Search Man. Okay?"
"Begin mission. Yes sir!"
[FragStrings]
"Shoot! Fire!"
"Deadly Storm! Deadly Storm!"
"Moving on. Proceeding."
"Target destroyed. Confirmed."
[KilledStrings]
"Ouch! Oh No!"
"Uh. Oh."
"Retreat! Fall back!"
[RoamingStrings]
"That way. No sir, that way!"
"Recon tactics are go. Sir, yes sir!"
"State your name and rank! Search Man, robot master sir!"
"Perhaps it's time to set up some traps. I agree sir."
[WinStrings]
"Mission accomplished! Time for some R&R."
"Two heads are better than one! Roger that!"
[LoseStrings]
"Wily! Banzai!"
"We have been reported as WIA. No sir, KIA."
[RollComment]
"Search Man and uh, Search Man. Keep your heads cool and work together!"
// AstroMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Astro Man."
"Oh, how did you find me? I feel so embarrassed!"
[FragStrings]
"You must be seeing double now."
"Did... did I actually frag someone?"
"I call that... the Astro crush!"
"Hey, maybe I can do this after all!"
[KilledStrings]
"Owie!"
"Please, no more!"
"GOOD GRIEF!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Don't get technical!"
"I've come here... but I don't know what to do!"
"The odds of me winning this battle are 3,720 to 1."
"Did I mention this isn't really my job?"
"Maybe I could hypnotis everyone into forgetting me..."
[EnragedStrings]
"How'd that happen?! I can't take this anymore!"
"Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault $player_killedby!"
"I regret everything I've ever done!"
[WinStrings]
"I...... won?"
"Wow! I didn't know I could do that!"
[LoseStrings]
"You're great."
"At least it's over."
[RollComment]
"Sorry Astro Man, we need all the fighters we can get. Even you!"
// AquaMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Aqua Man! But you can call me handsome guy."
"I've been waiting for you!"
[FragStrings]
"Water cannon!"
"Be glad I didn't give you a swirlie."
"Your face looks like it fell into the ugly ocean."
"Looks like you lost your lunch... and your body!"
[KilledStrings]
"AY AY AY!"
"Hey no fair cheating!"
"My father will hear about this!"
[RoamingStrings]
"You're all too serious. That's your problem!"
"*Chew chew chew* See? Food!"
"You'll never guess what I found in my tanks last night!"
"Isn't there anybody who is brave enough to face LOVABLE Aqua Man?!"
[WinStrings]
"/me creates rainbow signature."
"You just wish you were great like me!"
[LoseStrings]
"That was luck!"
"Enjoy your ill-gotten gains, jerk!"
[RollComment]
"Aqua Man! Stop flooding all of the lab's toilets!"
// Duo
[IntroStrings]
"I'm the keeper of peace and justice."
"Evil cannot be forgiven!"
[FragStrings]
"Don't try to stop me from completing my mission!"
"The evil energy is too dangerous to remain on Earth."
"The evil energy still remains. I must fight on."
"Hya! Get ready!"
[KilledStrings]
"You don't understand!"
"Fight against the darkness!"
"Let me help you!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Evil does not rest and neither do I!"
"Peace must be restored to Earth."
"Be vigilant, evil is always prepared."
"I detect evil energy around here, it must be purged."
[WinStrings]
"My job is done. I must go."
"With all of your help, this planet will survive."
[LoseStrings]
"I have failed, the evil energy spreads."
"No! The evil energy was stronger after all..."
[RollComment]
"Duo! You're leaving already??"
// EvilRobot
[IntroStrings]
"Use my evil, I beg all of you!"
"Another planet ripe for the glory of evil."
[FragStrings]
"Can you feel my influence flowing through you?"
"Embrace the ecstasy of pure evil!"
"That was but a taste of true power."
"Give yourself entirely to evil."
[KilledStrings]
"This is only a temporary setback!"
"Quit struggling so much, it's embarrassing to you and me."
"You will let me in. In the end, they always do."
[RoamingStrings]
"Evil is only natural to all lifeforms!"
"Turn to the darkness, take evil in it's truest form."
"You think you know power? There is no power mightier than evil!"
"Poor, naive bots. Nothing can compare to evil!"
[WinStrings]
"Now you have returned to your true selves: Evil!"
"With this evil, another planet is mine."
[LoseStrings]
"I will never truly vanish! Evil is eternal!"
"You will regret this! We are the stronger ones!!"
[RollComment]
"Dr. Light's keeping his eye on you, so don't try any super evil stuff!"
This roll comment was changed due to them losing mine.
They were also kind enough to include my Time Man and Oil Man botchats!
Time Man
// Timeman
[IntroStrings]
"You're early for your appointment."
"I've been waiting a long time for this."
[FragStrings]
"Do you think you can fool time, you idiot?!"
"This will be over earlier than planned..."
"Slow down, take your time."
"Everything is going according to my schedule."
[KilledStrings]
"You would waste even more time?"
"It's hardly time for me to die."
"You've made a timely mistake!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Be brief, time is precious."
"Time's up! Busters down, hand in your lives."
"My hands keep spinning. I'm getting tired."
"Don't try to kill time, imbeciles."
[WinStrings]
"Just like clockwork."
"Victory in the nick of time."
[LoseStrings]
"This was truly a waste of time!"
"You did worse than beat me! You made me LATE!"
[RollComment]
"Time Man, you should take some time off and just unwind!"
// Oilman
[IntroStrings]
"Yeah, it's showtime!"
"I'm filled up and ready to brawl!"
[FragStrings]
"You'd better go somewhere else if you want oil."
"It's punishment time for brat kids like you!"
"Now you'll be smelling the oil from my boots for months!"
"I. Drink. Your. Oilshake! I drink it up!"
[KilledStrings]
"You're not the boss of me!"
"Now I'll have to teach you a lesson!"
"Looks like you've just struck Oil Man."
[RoamingStrings]
"Oil is your blood! You gotta take care of it!"
"Oil can solve all your problems!"
"Wanna oil it up some?"
"Remember, oil and busters don't mix."
[WinStrings]
"Victory's a beautiful thing!"
"You losers can come get an oil refill anytime."
[LoseStrings]
"Ow, that was harsh!"
"You'll be responsible for any oil spills."
[RollComment]
"No, I do NOT want a refill!"
Oil Man had an extra intro string added.
[IntroStrings]
"Let's do this!"
"Hey, it's me again!"
[FragStrings]
"Gotya!"
"Not so tough,are you?"
"Too easy!"
"Try turning around next time."
[KilledStrings]
"AAAA... ow"
"I hope Sally didn't see that"
"I coming for you next,$player_killedby"
"...sigh... It's just one of those days"
[RoamingStrings]
"I wonder what Tails is up to."
"Where the heck are you?!"
"/me sits down in boredom"
"If I don't see someone in the next 3 minutes... I swear-."
[RareRoamingString]
"I'm faster than Quickman over there, right?...right?"
"I'm sharper than Needleman over there, right?...right?"
[EnragedStrings]
"Now I'm surious!"
"You're finished"
[WinStrings]
"And knowing I win is half the battle!"
"We should do this again sometime!"
[LoseStrings]
"Darn"
"Quickman is probably laughing at me"
"Not my day"
And made this for Korby's MM and Bass Burnerman (in progress)
[IntroStrings]
"BURN!"
"You're going to die today, won't that be fun?"
[FragStrings]
"Tag, You're dead."
"You make pretty flames when you burn"
"OK, who's next on the menu?"
[KilledStrings]
"cgGAAAAH ACK!"
"/me screams"
"NOOOO, AHHHH!!"
"DIE, DAMNIT!"
[RoamingStrings]
"... Burn tree..."
"/me burns a small animal"
"hahaha cgHEHEH cgHEH"
[EnragedStrings]
"You will cgPAY!!"
"I burn hotter then hell! You're gonna feel it full force!"
[WinStrings]
"cgHAHAHAHAHA"
"DONE FOR"
[LoseStrings]
"/me burns down"
"HACK! ugh...."
Mwahaha, aaaaahahahahahahaha, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAAAAAAA
// Splashwoman
[IntroStrings]
"I hope you don't taunt me about how I am on land!"
"I never thought land would be this gorgeous!"
[FragStrings]
"I didn't mean for that to happen!"
"Land robot masters are sometimes easy,from what it looks"
"I wish diveman could see me right now!"
"My weapon is better then your's, that's all I know."
[KilledStrings]
"That's no way to treat a woman!"
"What land weapon was that?!"
"Wow, you're a tough land master!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Something tell's me that everyone is looking for me again"
[RoamingStrings]
"You guys are shy as bubbleman"
"Why are you running away from a mermaid???"
"This is getting boring..."
"*sigh* Where is roll so I can talk to her until you come?"
"Ahh! I saw a bunch of hornets!"
[EnragedStrings]
"GET BACK HERE YOU MEANIE!"
"YOU RUINED MY HAIR AGAIN!"
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU EVEN HAVE MY WEAKNESS,I'M STILL GONNA CATCH YOU"
[WinStrings]
"Wow! I'm good on land!"
"You're not much of a robot 'master'... no offence king man..."
[LoseStrings]
"You're pretty good at that!"
"AHHH!!! BEES!!!"
[RollComment]
"Oh...hi splash man, I MEAN SPLASH WOMAN"
Yes, the roll comment is a joke about when in PinkKittyRose's Megaman 9 let's play, roll called splash woman a "he"
I wonder if this will be used in the megaman 9 update for megaman 8 bit deathmatch.. if it ever happens.
...Nah...
I always liked Saturn the best.
// Saturn
[IntroStrings]
"Would you like to see inside my ring?"
"This won't be difficult."
[FragStrings]
"Isn't that so very interesting?"
"No one can escape me!"
"What can you do to stop me?"
"Sink into oblivion..."
[KilledStrings]
"Dammit! My eye!"
"I shall wait in my own dimension..."
"Your weapons shouldn't have affected me!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Flash man has nothing on me."
[RoamingStrings]
"Gaze into my black hole..."
"I'm right behind you! Haha!"
"You cannot outrun me!"
"I can leave any time that I want to."
[EnragedStrings]
"I am a stardroid!"
"Nothing shall escape!"
[WinStrings]
"I'll vanish all of you now."
"There was never any doubt."
[LoseStrings]
"Terra will not be pleased..."
"Why won't my ring work?"
[RollComment]
"Will you make me a pretty ring, Saturn?"
I got nothing, because anything I could possibly want is taken by him.
//Nitori
[IntroStrings]
"This is not Gensokyo, what's this place?"
"Hey! Some friends!"
"I'll prove my new invention: The Kappa Buster!"
"Super Youkai Warhead, Mission Start!"
[FragStrings]
"This weapon is scientify approved by me!"
"Uh? Why you tried to hurt me with that weapon?"
"You should befriended me!"
[KilledStrings]
"This is a pure powerfull robot..."
"Ow! Why you have done that?!"
"That means that we can't be friends?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Stop hidding from me!"
"Come on! a kappa can't befriend with robots neither?"
"Where are The Friends?!"
"I need to stop waste time..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I'll get down after i beat all of you!"
[WinStrings]
"Yes! Nitori saves the day once again!"
"Come on! Let's move now!"
[LoseStrings]
"Ooooohhh... My Kappa Buster works no more..."
"I guess those robots are hard to beat..."
[RollComment]
"Sorry, i have no cucumbers..."
//Peacock
[IntroStrings]
"Time to paint the town red!"
"what's up, robs?"
[FragStrings]
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a knuckle sandwich today!"
"Garbage Day!"
"BANG!"
[KilledStrings]
"What a maroon."
"Of couse you know, this means war."
"Sufferin' succotash."
[RoamingStrings]
"Come on! ya can't hide!"
"Why is hard to find those bastards?"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I'll watch Felix the Cat when i kill all you."
"Avery! Summon a big roller now!"
[EnragedStrings]
"I! WILL! HUNT! YA! ALL!"
[WinStrings]
"I'm the genuine article!"
"Either you are dead or my watch has stopped."
"That's all folks!"
[LoseStrings]
"How could...?!"
"You're Despicable!"
[RollComment]
"Don't paint the town red with your gang."
//Wreck-It Ralph
[IntroStrings]
"I'M GONNA WRECK THIS STAGE!"
"I will win that medal!"
"Let's Smash!"
[FragStrings]
"WRECKED!"
"Sayonara, sucker!"
"I ought to beat the filling out of you!"
[KilledStrings]
"Grwaaah!"
"The game isn't over to me!"
"Listen, $player_killedby, I tried to be nice..."
[RoamingStrings]
"I can't find an only pixel..."
"Hmp... don't hide, i'll allways found ya!"
"I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I hate when Fix-it Felix fixes all those robots..."
"$player_inlead? They invited $player_inlead!"
[EnragedStrings]
"I GONNA WRECK YOU ALL!!!"
[WinStrings]
"It is sure must be nice being the good guy."
"Haha! i won a medal!"
[LoseStrings]
"I'm bad and that's good. I'll never be good, and that's not bad."
"/me smashes the ground"
[RollComment]
"Wreck it All, Ralph!"
aren't most girls annoying when their not gaming-girls?
what
Sexism aside, here's a top secret botchat that'll be coming soon!
// BadBoxArtMegaman
[IntroStrings]
"This is my Destiny!"
"You weren't expecting me, were you?"
[FragStrings]
"Feel the Mega power of Justice!"
"You've just been cancelled!"
"And once again, i prove that handguns are superior to busters!"
"$player_killed's wave of crime has been put to an end!"
[KilledStrings]
"I cannot die yet, not until i fulfill my destiny!"
"I'm far too handsome to be defeated this way!"
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Megaman Legends 3? I'm the only legend you need!"
"Megaman Universe? I am your universe, baby!"
[RoamingStrings]
"You see the box art before you play the game, so I come first!"
"I'm no impostor, I'm far more a man than that megaboy!"
"I may not be the Megaman you wanted, but I'm the Megaman you need!"
"I used to be Megaman's biggest fan, now i am the real Megaman!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Don't mock me, i'd like to see you draw any better!"
"How DARE you! YELLOW IS A BRILLIANT COLOR"
"I don't look that bad! $player_random_notself looks much worse!"
[WinStrings]
"It's official, I'm official! I AM MEGAMAN!"
"My Destiny has been fulfilled!"
[LoseStrings]
"The poor sales were my fault..."
"I am nothing but a hopeless fanatic gone too far..."
[RollComment]
"Megaman? I think the skin switcher must have malfunctioned!"
[introstrings]
"I am Terra, and you will soon all be my slaves!"
"My Spark Chasers will destroy you all!"
[FragStrings]
"Hmmph, If this is the best humans can create, this planet is doomed!"
"Ha! You shall not defeat the Stardroids!"
"That's what you get for messing with the leader of the Stardroids!"
[KilledStrings]
"You Little...!"
"How Dare You!"
"I must redeem myself by blowing you to pieces!"
"My hair!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"The Power is YOURS! Wait, what?"
[RoamingStrings]
"I've defeated the Blue Bomber before, what chance do you have?"
"I'm just a simple man."
"My Spark Chasers will hunt you down!"
"I know, I've got awesome hair!"
"Why do you all need those helmets? You know the best need no such things."
[WinStrings]
"There's no need for comparison, I'm just the best there is!"
"/me makes a pose, showing off his hair"
[LoseStrings]
"How can I face my master now?"
"Sunstar, I failed you!"
// Venus
[IntroStrings]
"It's a miracle that I managed to get here!"
"I am Venus! Prepare yourselves for my bubbly wrath!"
[FragStrings]
"I told you not to call me ugly..."
"That ought to shut you up."
"I've wiped the battlefield clean of your filth."
[KilledStrings]
"My precious cleanliness!"
"You've ruined my looks!"
"How dare you!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Burst Man? Who's he?"
[RoamingStrings]
"So what if I can't walk straight?"
"Stop calling me a crab!"
"Tell me I'm fabulous!"
"/me sings a song about bubbles"
[EnragedStrings]
"You're all hideous!"
"I'm the best here and that's that!"
[WinStrings]
"Don't cry. You can look at me all day now!"
"The outcome was never in doubt."
[LoseStrings]
"I guess my charm failed after all..."
"If only I could walk straight..."
[RollComment]
"For the last time, Venus, you have no hair!"
You're saying that Mr. Broker already has MM&B chats at the ready?
I can still dream. ;-;
// Dynamoman
[IntroStrings]
"It's time that I generate a stir in the competition!"
"Play with me, like in the old days!"
[FragStrings]
"I deserve thunderous applause for that one!"
"I didn't lie when I said I'm the best!"
"Shocker, you went down quickly."
[KilledStrings]
"No fair, no one told me there would be these many people!"
"But there is no one who is capable of matching my power!"
"Uggh... I'm seeing double..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"No, I don't know a Coil Man. Stop asking."
[RoamingStrings]
"I bet if I keep roaming around, I won't need to socially interact with the other bots."
"Step off, you don't want friction do you?"
"There's gotta be a generator here somewhere..."
"Maybe if I bolt out of this crowd, no one'll notice..."
[EnragedStrings]
"I need a recharge stat, there's no way I'm losing this one!"
"My superior facts cannot be debunked like this!!"
[WinStrings]
"Of course I won! It's a well known fact that I am the best."
"Yes! Now where's the private power generator I was promised..."
[LoseStrings]
"But no one is superior to Dynamo man! No one at all!"
"Everyone! He is totally cheating, using a hologram of some sort.."
[RollComment]
"Youch! Quit shuffling around the room, Dynamo Man! You shocked me too good there."
Duo's botchat is actually not true at all to the game.
// Duo
[IntroStrings]
*mumble*
*mumble*
[FragStrings]
*mumble*
*mumble*
RRAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
*mumble*
[KilledStrings]
RRAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
*mumble*
*mumble*
[RareRoamingStrings]
*grumble*
[RoamingStrings]
*mumble*
*mumble*
*mumble*
*mumble*
*mumble*
[EnragedStrings]
RRAAAAAAAAGH!!!
*mumble*
*mumble*
[WinStrings]
*mumble*
*mumble*
[LoseStrings]
*mumble*
*mumble*
[RollComment]
Duo, please! Speak up!
YES I AM AWARE THAT A MMSC MEGAMAN BOT ALREADY EXISTS.
Megaman
[RoamingStrings]
"What kind of stupid dumb idiot tournament doesn't have b-ball food."
"This is pretty much the worst place ever. Even worse than scotland."
"$player_random_notself, you are well out of your gourd."
[EnragedStrings]
"$player_inlead just shut up you stupid prick."
"$player_inlead, the only thing you're good at is go away."
Uncle Proton
[RoamingStrings]
"The ozone here is terrible, I can already feel my buns starting to fry."
[WinStrings]
"I beat you all and the dough is in my coart now."
[LoseStrings]
"Those damn nephews kept leaving those atoms around for me to trip on."
Quickman
[IntroStrings]
"$player_random_notself, are you in or are you skin?"
Snakeman
[RoamingStrings]
"Watch out $player_random_notself or i'll send you to my ''trouble dungeon''."
Slashman
[LoseStrings]
"$player_inlead, you are the worst food ever, you're even worse than vegetables."
Spooky Ghost
[WinStrings]
"We cant wait to throw away your stuff and replace it with ghost stuff."
Ghost King
[EnragedStrings]
"This is the final straw! Actually, I have more at home and they come in 4 colours wow. But the only colour I see now is intolerance!"
[LoseStrings]
"I have become defeated."
Okay so after the fairly mediocre attempts at some Wreck-It Ralph bot chats, I wanted to try taking my own swing at one.
// Vanellope Von Schweetz
[IntroStrings]
"Out of my way! First place is mine!"
"Forget finishing...I'm going to cawin!"
"Come on, come on, let's get going already!"
"Start your engines!"
[FragStrings]
"Hahah! What a Sugar Rush!"
"Take that! Hah, this is fun!"
"Looks like I'm more of a good shot than I thought!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ouch! What a spin-out..."
"/me flickers out and in *"
"You can't keep me down!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I know I'm going to win...I can feel it in my code."
"It's such a relief to be able to leave my game..."
"What's this? Cherry Bomb! ...No, wait, this is a Hyper Bomb."
"/me's image flickers *"
"I've become comfortable with who I am, glitch and all."
"Sure, I'm new, but I'll still be better than you in the end!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Glitching to my advantage wouldn't be fair, would it?"
[LosingRoamingStrings]
"My condition isn't your concern..."
"Just stay out of my way while I rocket into first!"
[EnragedStrings]
"You can't do this to me! I'm the princess--er, president!"
"Stay calm, Vanellope...you know what happens when your emotions run rampant..."
[DemoralizedStrings]
"...You really are a bad guy, $player_killedby..."
"Oh, who am I kidding...there's no way I can win now..."
"/me's image fades *"
[WinStrings]
"I did it! I actually did it!"
"Heh, heh...I knew I'd win all along."
[LoseStrings]
"I'll get you next round, $player_inlead!"
"Winning is everything to me, though..."
[RollComment]
"You know, what they say about you is true, Vanellope. You caare c-an adorable winner!"
[IntroStrings]
"Exterminate!"
"You will all be exterminated!"
[FragStrings]
"Exterminate!"
"Exterminate, annihilate, DESTROY!!!"
"'Pity'? I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!"
[KilledStrings]
"My vision is impaired! I cannot see!!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Why do human beings kill human beings?"
"Daleks have no concept of elegance!"
"Exterminieren! Exterminieren! Halt! Sonst werden wir Sie exterminieren! Sie sind jetzt ein Gefangener der Daleks!"
"Would you care for some tea?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Obey the Daleks! You are in our power!"
"All inferior creatures are to be considered the enemy of the Daleks, and destroyed!"
"You are $player_random_notself! You are the enemy of the Daleks! You will be exterminated! Exterminate! Exterminate!"
"Daleks conquer and destroy!!! Daleks conquer and destroy!!! Daleks conquer and destroy!!! Daleks conquer and destroy!!!"
[WinStrings]
"No-one can succeed, who opposes the Daleks."
"This is not war. This is pest control!"
[LoseStrings]
"We are not ready yet, to teach these robots the law of the Daleks!"
"You would make a good Dalek..."
// M. Bison
[IntroStrings]
"You are a fool to challenge me!"
"You cannot fight destiny. The world will be mine!"
"Soon, this world will be filled with my minions."
[FragStrings]
"You were almost entertaining."
"You were foolish enough to challenge me!"
"You can't avoid your fate. It is better to embrace hopelessness than to fight."
[KilledStrings]
"I'll make sure you die a slow and painful death."
"I will conquer the world, starting with you."
"I torment you, hoping you will return to better entertain me!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm happy you are alive! You are still capable of feeling pain!"
"Your feelings of terror only prove your inferiority!"
"What strikes horror into your heart, is simply humor to me."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hahahahahahaha! This is Delicious!"
"Yes! Yes!"
[EnragedStrings]
"I will CRUSH YOU!!!"
"Get lost, you can't compare with my powers!"
[WinStrings]
"If you wish to live, make your vow of servitude to me... Now!"
"My every victory signifies the crumbling of justice!"
"Fear and respect... the supreme energy that is Psycho Power!"
[LoseStrings]
"Today is the last day in your life..."
"No...!"
[RollComment]
"Oh Noes! Noes! This is not delicious!"
// Cilan
[IntroStrings]
"It's Battle Time!"
"A bit of me will add this Deathmatch a delicious smash flavour..."
[FragStrings]
"You are $player_killed! First time Ive seen you up close!"
"Maybe my flavour was so delicious to you!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ah! My Pokémon!"
"Spicy!!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I still smell the perfect ingredients of you from here!"
"My Pansage knows you are still here..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"What do you think i am? a Rock Gym Leader? You're Wrong!"
"That's a good smell for no Purrloins here! Yikes! "
[EnragedStrings]
"Huh? Could it be? Could I have only one Pokémon left?"
[WinStrings]
"Our battle today was a fruitful one."
"Alright then $player_inlead, Ill grant your request."
[LoseStrings]
"Er... Is it over now?"
"...What a surprise You...are very strong. Seems like not even Chili or Cress could beat you.."
[RollComment]
"Sure, Cilan... you are a good ingredient for a Deathmatch flavour here!"
// Satellite Man
[IntroStrings]
"Here's some information: I'm gonna win!"
"I know everything about you all!"
[FragStrings]
"I saw that coming an AU away!"
"That was programmed to happen. Heh heh..."
"You are now in orbit! Ahahaha!"
"Be glad! You went down in style!"
[KilledStrings]
"*sniff* My precious data bank..."
"I was just having a good time! Go away!"
"I'll never shine like Star Man at this rate..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"A shame my Orbit Laser is disabled. Maybe Water Cutter could work..."
[RoamingStrings]
"Hiding is useless! I know all your locations!"
"What's the matter, $player_random_notself? Afraid to be blotted out?"
"Nothing in here I haven't heard about."
"Chances? I know exactly how to deal with opponents."
"Don't try to cover the sky with your hand, now!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Just you wait until I get my weapon back!"
"Win or lose, I'll fire satellites at you after this!"
"Oh, I get it! You want me to delete you, right!?"
[WinStrings]
"Ah, see that? Knowledge is power! I'm plenty strong, though."
"Hey, Starman! Are you seeing this!? I won!"
[LoseStrings]
"At least I wasn't fighting a bug robot..."
"/me goes into a slump."
[RollComment]
"You know a whole lot, Satellite Man! But leave that thought in your data bank."
[IntroStrings]
"Okay lets grab my gun."
"Okay guard time!"
"Heres guardman!"
[FragStrings]
"Got ya with my gun."
"No sword, no enter."
[KilledStrings]
"We need 10 more guards here!"
"Does this means i will call knightman?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Needs more barrels here."
"Don't let me block you with barrels."
[EnragedStrings]
"Hmn..... shield on!"
"cjIncalling more guards."
[WinStrings]
"I won? i must tell the queen about this."
[LoseStrings]
"I lose? the queen will get mad about this."
// Dataman
[IntroStrings]
"Bring it on!!"
"Wait, where the heck am I?"
[FragStrings]
"Hah! Take that, $player_killed!"
"Data Barrier!"
"Huh... I might want to use this weapon more often."
"Gotcha!"
[KilledStrings]
"Hey, No fair! I was distracted!"
"Gah! Didn't activate my Data Barrier in time..."
"Hey! Quit it!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Dang, I'm bored already... maybe I should go visit Brightman or something."
[RoamingStrings]
"1 Electric Sheep...2 Electric Sheep...3 Electric Sheep... Wait, this is going on TV? you can cut that part out, right?"
"Time to get some frags... time to get some frags... "
"Hello? HELLO? anybody there?"
"/me whistles"
"C'mon! can we please hurry this match up?"
[EnragedStrings]
"I SAID QUIT IT!"
"$player_inlead, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"
"Ok, that one actually hurt! Time to get my A game on!"
[WinStrings]
"I...won. I FINALLY DID IT!"
"Man, that took a lot out of me... nice one, guys!"
[LoseStrings]
"Darn... was there Water Balloon in that stage? I dont think I saw it lying around."
"Argh... I'll get you next time, $player_inlead!"
[RollComment]
"Hey, Dataman! do you have time to bust a few viruses? I think Dr. Light's Computer is infected with one.
// Sheepman
[IntroStrings]
"Yawn... wait, We're rolling? Oops!"
"Do Dead Androids dream of the Electric Sheepman that killed them? Let's find out!"
[FragStrings]
"Thunder Wool!"
"/me Baas"
"Oops, did I frag you there? sorry!"
"/Me whistles his stage's theme"
[KilledStrings]
"Hey, Take it easy, $player_killedby! "
"Owowowowow! That hurt!"
"Whoa! that was just luck, $player_killedby! I'll get you next time! "
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I hope there is no such thing as a Wolfman..."
[RoamingStrings]
"Hey! just because I'm based off of a domestic animal doesn't mean you guys have to ignore me!"
"Why does everyone Hate me?"
"Hey, $player_inlead! Let's see how much voltage you can take! "
"I wonder who the heck entered me in this tournament..."
"*Coughs* Urg... I feel kinda sick. I hope I dont have any viruses or something..."
[EnragedStrings]
"/me Bass threateningly"
"What was that? MY WEAPON IS NOT TERRIBLE!"
"/me is enraged"
[WinStrings]
"Phew... I hope I can last the next round!"
"See, I TOLD you I'm good at fighting!"
[LoseStrings]
"Well, now it's back to herding Sheep... *Sigh*"
"Aw man... I really thought I was going to win this time..."
[RollComment]
"Aww... he's so cute! Um, I mean..."
//Reel Man
[IntroStrings]
"/me rolls the intro credits."
"Lights, camera... action!!"
"I'm here to light up your... oops. Wrong script."
[FragStrings]
"Direct that, $player_killed!"
"What an expensive-looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget."
"/me totally got that on film, and will now post it online."
[KilledStrings]
"I think I broke a lens!"
"Ohhhhh, the humanity!"
"Oh, sure. Blame the camera guy because you looked bad in that last take."
[RoamingStrings]
"What I would give for a latte right now."
"$player_random_notself, please report to Studio R."
"... We can cut the dull parts out in post, right?"
"I seem to have lost my script."
"I'm what they call... a real man. Geddit?"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Where's the CGI? Where's the explosions? Where's the cbdubstep?!"
[LosingRoamingStrings]
"This scene ain't over yet!"
[EnragedStrings]
"What. Was. THAT."
"Stop wrecking my set, $player_inlead!"
[WinStrings]
"And... cut! That's a wrap, people!"
"Horrible, horrible actors, the lot of you."
"Wait... was anyone else recording that...? Ah, crap."
[LoseStrings]
"Ugh. Alright, let's take it from the top again."
"Fgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh WHY?!"
"... Okay, coffee break, then. Take five, everyone."
Also.
[RollComment]
"Hey, Reelman! Make sure you get my good side!"
//Elena Ampere
[IntroStrings]
"I need to blow off some steam. Care to help out?"
"Let's get this over with, I have things to do."
[FragStrings]
"That's right, grovel at my feet!"
"Right where you belong: in the dirt."
"You weren't even worth my time."
"You should feel honored."
[KilledStrings]
"I've come back from worse."
"Oh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to care?"
"I wasn't really trying in the first place."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Alphonse is not my boyfriend! Now stop asking!"
"Wait, why is there a giant mushroom here? ...cgTGOT!!"
[RoamingStrings]
"What's the matter, too scared to fight?"
"If you come out now, I'll make sure your death is swift."
"Alphonse better not be going through my stuff..."
"$player_random_notself! I call you to your death!"
"Are you all scared of a little thunder and lightning?"
[EnragedStrings]
"$player_random_notself, cgcome here for a minute..."
"cgI can't promise your death will be swift..."
"cgPray for mercy as much as you want..."
[WinStrings]
"Ah, it feels good to be on top..."
"Keep crying! Your tears are delicious!"
[LoseStrings]
"$player_inlead, I'd like to have a word with you..."
"What happened? I wasn't paying attention."
[RollComment]
"E-Elena?! I-I've been good! Don't hurt me!"
//Mecha-Bot
[IntroStrings]
"TARGET LOCATED: %player_random_notself.INFO"
"INITIALIZATING MISSION: DESTROY."
[FragStrings]
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: $player_killed.INFO DELETED"
"COMMAND - TALK: YOU. HAVE. BEEN. TERMINATED."
"COMMAND - ATTACK: [INSERT ATTACK HERE]."
[KilledStrings]
"DANGER! SYSTEMS FATALLY DAMAGED."
"TARGET $player_killedby ATTACKED BRUTALLY."
"COMMAND - TALK: CANNOT. ESCAPE."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"COMMAND - TALK: HASTA. LA. VISTA. BABY."
[RoamingStrings]
"LOCALIZATING TARGET."
"COMMAND - TALK: YOU. CANNOT. ESCAPE."
[EnragedStrings]
"COMMAND - ATTACK: [INSERT ATTACK HERE]."
"ERROR - SYSTEMS OVERCHARGING."
[WinStrings]
"COMMAND - TALK: MISSION. ACCOMPLISHED."
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: ALL TARGETS DELETED"
[LoseStrings]
"DANGER! SYSTEMS FATALLY DAMAGED."
"ERROR - SYSTEMS OVERCHARGING."
"ERROR - ERROR - ERR-00101011010101/$W/%()$··%(&·····..."
[RollComment]
"Whoah! Don't target me, Mecha-fella!"
//Smartass
[IntroStrings]
"Search the place, boys, and leave no stone unturned."
"I'll give them a hardpunch of 'stop here'."
[FragStrings]
"Eheh, what should we do with the rug-carpet?"
"Hey... who is this gear-guy?"
"This fella is sure a dumbguy..."
[KilledStrings]
"Gak! It escaped!"
"No sense in bumpin' weapons."
"Wise guy, eh!?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Search the place, boys, and leave no stone unturned."
"Don't make me and my boys play rough, eh."
"Okay, wise-guys. Where are all you?"
[EnragedStrings]
"Don't think I'll go easy on you!"
"I'll drop all of you to the DIP. Like THIIISSSS!!!"
[WinStrings]
"Never want to see you again... you maroons."
"That's all, boys... all these guys will be on jail."
"What a stiff of all of you!"
[LoseStrings]
"One of these days, you're gonna die laughing."
"Stop that laughing!!! You know what happens when you can't stop laughing?!?"
"Gah... you're just maroons."
//Melt Man
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Melt Man! With the power to... Melt!"
"I'm gonna sticky my bombs all over you! Wait..."
[FragStrings]
"You cannot defeat the power of SCIENCE!!"
"Let's see you wipe THAT off your face!"
"NOW who's a puddle on the floor, huh!?"
[KilledStrings]
"I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world!"
"Noooo, Science has failed me!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I was going to be Sticky Man, but apparently that isn't very manly... Like melting is manly!"
[WinStrings]
"I claim this victory for Science!"
"Never underestimate the power of melt!"
[LoseStrings]
"WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!"
"/me melts"
Made one for myself.
I have won world record for longest botchat, 116 lines in all.
//GenoRoll
[IntroStrings]
"Whoa, where am I?"
"How'd I get here?"
"Let's go!"
"Let's see how good I am at this."
"/me whistles the Mega Man 8 stage selected theme."
[FragStrings]
"Oops, tee hee!"
"Ooh, that looks like it hurt!"
"Yea, slam dunk!"
"Sure glad I'm not you! That looks painful!"
"Cumon, step it up!!!"
"Come on $player_killed, you're going too easy on me!"
"Come on $player_killed, I know you're better than this!"
"THAT DOESN'T HURT ME YOU MORON!"
"Oop, that was an accident."
"Whoops, my aim was off. Meant to hit $player_random_notself."
[KilledStrings]
"Oh dear."
"Oh no, not again."
"Stop it!"
"Ow, quit it!"
"Geez, calm down $player_killedby!"
"Nutbunnies."
"Darn!"
"Damn!"
"Crap!"
"Oops, I tripped!"
"D'oh, I missed!"
"NO FAIR! I didn't see you coming!"
"NO FAIR! I wasn't prepared!"
"NO FAIR! You're cheating!"
"NO FAIR! I'm really tall, so I'm easier to aim at!"
"PAIN!"
"$player_killedby! How DARE you interrupt me when I'm trying to look busy!?"
"/me hums one of the many variations of the Donkey Kong Country death music."
"/me whistles the Super Mario World death music."
"HEY, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, $player_killedby!"
"Don't touch those!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hey, at least I'm better than a recolour!"
"I never can understand what's so funny about 'pingas' jokes. I mean, the clever ones are good, but just 'PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!'? That's just annoying."
"/me used Time Stopper!"
"I must be the only one who actually LIKES Mega Man's Lightning Bolt palette..."
"What? Think you'll ever see what's under this cloak of mine? NOPE! NEVER! NEVER EVER! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!"
"So bored. Stupid Saxton servers. Everybody's over there now. I'm all alone."
"Let's see how you cope with my weapons of mass destruction!.... Oh dear, that sounded wrong, I didn't mean..."
"You know, I never really can figure out why I like that Mob Talker mod."
"/me whistles Totaka's Song."
"GET BLUE SPHERES! Wait, no, not my ones!"
[LosingRoamingStrings]
"Need to improve skills..."
"Whoa, you guys sure are good at this!"
"I know $player_inlead is gonna win..."
"I need to rethink my strategy..."
"Hey $player_inlead, just because you're winning now doesn't mean I can't beat you later!"
"BARF!"
[RoamingStrings]
"what"
"Get a load of this!"
"GET BLUE SPHERES!"
"Gotta find the computer room... Where is it?"
"I feel sorry for $player_lastplace."
"I'M WAAAAAAAAAAAAAITING!!!"
"I wonder what's for DINNER?"
"I'm still rather chuffed up about being on the v4 dev team."
"What if..."
"$player_random_notself, DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
"/me knocks four times."
"/me is deep in concentration."
"/me whistles the Chemical Plant Zone theme."
"/me hums the Flying Battery Zone Act 1 theme."
"/me attempts to invent weird lyrics for the Waluigi Pinball theme."
"/me attempts to invent creative lyrics for the theme 'Snakey Chantey', from Donkey Kong Country 2."
"/me whistles the theme 'Treetop Tumble', from Donkey Kong Country 3 with surprising accuracy."
"/me hums the theme 'Fear Factory', from Donkey Kong Country."
"/me sings the DK Rap."
[EnragedStrings]
"GET OUT!"
"This time I'm REALLY gonna nuke you pests!"
"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHRGRHRGHGGHSDJFHGAJDSOFASDFBDNWHATWALUIGISDJGJAUBEESKNEESHISJDASIOJFHADFYUUKIJAIHFAKAQJSANICIMZINIBFIASODASLPASDI!"
"I have reached maximum pissed-offness!"
"Grrr, DON'T CALL ME CUTE! I'LL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!"
"I'm gonna make popsicles outta you!"
"/me screams in blind rage."
"I have nothing to lose so I'm gonna do whatever it takes to take you down with me, $player_inlead!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"DOI, SHOU!"
"Time to take out all my irritation and fury... ON YOU, $player_random_notself!"
"This is the last straw! Actually, I have more at home and they come in 4 colours, wow."
[DemoralizedStrings]
"It's no use, I'm gonna rank out!"
"My skills must be non-existent."
"You guys are no fun."
"Stop killing me!"
"/me cries a bit."
"/me sadly whistles the game over theme from the Game Boy Colour port of Donkey Kong Country."
[WinStrings]
"Wow, I won?"
"I must be good at this after all!"
"Haha, I'm the best!"
"I'm-a number ONE! Yahoo!"
"Too easy!"
"A winner is ME!"
"I won? How'd that happen?"
"I won? What an unexpected turn of events!"
"I won? I must be good at this FPS nonsense after all!"
"I won? What a pleasant surprise!"
"I knew there was a reason as to why Korby wanted me on the v4 dev team..."
"I GOT $player_random_notself! I WIN! I WIN I WIN!"
"/me hums one of the variations of Diddy Kong's victory theme from Donkey Kong Country 2."
"Meh. I won, who cares?"
[LoseStrings]
"I lost. Just as I thought."
"I knew I'd lose."
"Well, better luck next time!"
"Conglaturations, $player_inlead."
"Good game, $player_inlead."
"GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON"
"GAME OVER RETURN OF GANNON"
"Hey, I only lost because I have a headache!"
"I'll get you next time, $player_inlead!"
"Meh. I lost, who cares?"
"/me whistles the Mega Man 3 password music."
"I HATE THAT $player_inlead! I HATE THAT $player_inlead!"
[RollComment]
"My , my, you sure are tall! And your face... it looks familiar..."
Has many variants of the same lines, to try and make it seem as human as possible.
(And the bot itself has an intellect of 5, so it acts pretty much human as well)
WARNING: Contains references to video games, You Tube Poops, megaman sprite comic, some 8BDM online matches I participated in, one of my comics (uh oh).
Some of my favourites, are:
"Whoops, my aim was off. Meant to hit $player_random_notself."
"Hey, I only lost because I have a headache!"
"Grrr, DON'T CALL ME CUTE! I'LL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!" < based on what somebody said to me on an online match after I uttered the "maximum pissed-offness" line.
"NO FAIR! I'm really tall, so I'm easier to aim at!"
(and no, I am not sorry for some of the lines I snuck in there.)
What oh no?
Oh, wait, this again.
Look, there's no reason to be all "Oh no" about that. I don't care which pronouns you use to refer to me as.
You simply used my appearance to dictate which one you use, while The_Broker here used "Kapus logic" to dictate what pronoun to use.
But I really do not care.
Well, using "it" would bother me, but whatever.
And now, Uncle Proton.
//uncle proton
[IntroStrings]
"i am here to learn you all about how cool science is"
"the ozone here is terrible i can already feel my buns starting to fry"
[FragStrings]
"the ball is in my coart now"
"you damn kids need to learn some respect"
[KilledStrings]
"god damit"
"oh no my leg"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"i haven't exercised in so long"
"i hate sand so much"
[RoamingStrings]
"this weather is too hot, my buns are frying"
"you damn kids get back here with my atmosphere"
[EnragedStrings]
"i blame the ozone layer"
"$player_random_notself i am not fat i just have problems"
"i will not accept letting my buns fry again you idiots"
[WinStrings]
"look who is the big cheese of the mountain now"
"the dough is in my coart now"
[LoseStrings]
"shut up you idiot i am dying"
"my buns have been fried for good"
[RollComment]
"Blues, what happened to you?!"
//Monokuma
[IntroStrings]
"Im Monokuma! Furthermore, your headmaster!"
"I will see how this massacre ends... and then i'll execute the bastard winner!"
[FragStrings]
"Its an all-you-can-kill, kill-or-be-killed, killing-killing-killing-all-around world!"
"Upupupu... You're sure are a despaired..."
[KilledStrings]
''Ow... you want to play rough. Huh?"
"You got me, but the hope is faraway from you!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"What if Junko betrayed me... and leave me alone?!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Upupu
This heart-thumping feeling of distress
Its just as if salmon suddenly started assaulting people
"
"Hey, dont make it sound like Im some kind of a controlled children toys. Youll sink my feelings deeper than the Mariana Trench
"
"Oh? Youre a weird bunch, arent you. After all, didnt you all come to this school out on your own volition?"
[EnragedStrings]
"That's it... The execution will start right now!"
"You bastards are getting me on the despair..."
[WinStrings]
"Making such 'hope'-filled kids kill each other such a 'despair'-filled situation My heart is all a-thump with excitement!"
"Its an all-you-can-kill, kill-or-be-killed, killing-killing-killing-all-around world!"
[LoseStrings]
"Uhhhh... I see you bastards on hope are celebrating because you not died..."
"I shall return... and when you sleep... BAM! Dead!"
[RollComment]
"Are... you a cute teddy bear?"
Now has 130 lines.
Now with more references, things about my character, references to MY REAL LIFE, and maybe a weird but brilliant one-liner or two.
New ones are in green.
[IntroStrings]
"Whoa, where am I?"
"How'd I get here?"
"Let's go!"
"Let's see how good I am at this."
"/me whistles the Mega Man 8 stage selected theme."
"I hope this stage doesn't have low ceilings..."
[FragStrings]
"Oops, tee hee!"
"Ooh, that looks like it hurt!"
"Yea, slam dunk!"
"Sure glad I'm not you! That looks painful!"
"Cumon, step it up!!!"
"Come on $player_killed, you're going too easy on me!"
"Come on $player_killed, I know you're better than this!"
"THAT DOESN'T HURT ME YOU MORON!"
"Oop, that was an accident."
"Whoops, my aim was off. Meant to hit $player_random_notself."
"EXTERMINATE!"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh dear."
"Oh no, not again."
"Stop it!"
"Ow, quit it!"
"Geez, calm down $player_killedby!"
"Nutbunnies."
"Darn!"
"Damn!"
"Crap!"
"Oops, I tripped!"
"D'oh, I missed!"
"NO FAIR! I didn't see you coming!"
"NO FAIR! I wasn't prepared!"
"NO FAIR! You're cheating!"
"NO FAIR! I'm really tall, so I'm easier to aim at!"
"PAIN!"
"$player_killedby! How DARE you interrupt me when I'm trying to look busy!?"
"/me hums one of the many variations of the Donkey Kong Country death music."
"/me whistles the Super Mario World death music."
"HEY, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, $player_killedby!"
"Don't touch those!"
"Help! Somebody get this 'fruit ninja' off of my 'melons'!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hey, at least I'm better than a recolour!"
"I never can understand what's so funny about 'pingas' jokes. I mean, the clever ones are good, but just 'PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!'? That's just annoying."
"/me used Time Stopper!"
"I must be the only one who actually LIKES Mega Man's Lightning Bolt palette..."
"What? Think you'll ever see what's under this cloak of mine? NOPE! NEVER! NEVER EVER! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!"
"So bored. Stupid Saxton servers. Everybody's over there now. I'm all alone."
"Let's see how you cope with my weapons of mass destruction!.... Oh dear, that sounded wrong, I didn't mean..."
"You know, I never really can figure out why I like that Mob Talker mod."
"/me whistles Totaka's Song."
"GET BLUE SPHERES! Wait, no, not my ones!"
"What are magical girls supposed to really do in the first place? Because I can't use my abilities like that if I dunno what to use 'em for."
"Hey, anyone remember Kiddy Kong? What about Chunky Kong? Swanky Kong?"
"At least you robots aren't completely ignoring me like everyone at my school does..."
"I can't even understand Japanese, but I like a few Japanese songs, what's with that?"
"AND SUDDENLY PETER DAVISON'S HEAD APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE!"
[LosingRoamingStrings]
"Need to improve skills..."
"Whoa, you guys sure are good at this!"
"I know $player_inlead is gonna win..."
"I need to rethink my strategy..."
"Hey $player_inlead, just because you're winning now doesn't mean I can't beat you later!"
"BARF!"
"NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY?"
[RoamingStrings]
"what"
"Get a load of this!"
"GET BLUE SPHERES!"
"Gotta find the computer room... Where is it?"
"I feel sorry for $player_lastplace."
"I'M WAAAAAAAAAAAAAITING!!!"
"I wonder what's for DINNER?"
"I'm still rather chuffed up about being on the v4 dev team."
"What if..."
"$player_random_notself, DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
"/me knocks four times."
"/me is deep in concentration."
"/me whistles the Chemical Plant Zone theme."
"/me hums the Flying Battery Zone Act 1 theme."
"/me attempts to invent weird lyrics for the Waluigi Pinball theme."
"/me attempts to invent creative lyrics for the theme 'Snakey Chantey', from Donkey Kong Country 2."
"/me whistles the theme 'Treetop Tumble', from Donkey Kong Country 3 with surprising accuracy."
"/me hums the theme 'Fear Factory', from Donkey Kong Country."
"/me sings the DK Rap."
"I never knew that this random SNES conroller would be such a good weapon."
"$player_random_notself, would you like a Jelly Baby?"
[EnragedStrings]
"GET OUT!"
"This time I'm REALLY gonna nuke you pests!"
"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHRGRHRGHGGHSDJFHGAJDSOFASDFBDNWHATWALUIGISDJGJAUBEESKNEESHISJDASIOJFHADFYUUKIJAIHFAKAQJSANICIMZINIBFIASODASLPASDI!"
"I have reached maximum pissed-offness!"
"Grrr, DON'T CALL ME CUTE! I'LL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!"
"I'm gonna make popsicles outta you!"
"/me screams in blind rage."
"I have nothing to lose so I'm gonna do whatever it takes to take you down with me, $player_inlead!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"DOI, SHOU!"
"Time to take out all my irritation and fury... ON YOU, $player_random_notself!"
"This is the last straw! Actually, I have more at home and they come in 4 colours, wow."
"Time for you to taste the wrath of 16-bit gaming glory!"
[DemoralizedStrings]
"It's no use, I'm gonna rank out!"
"My skills must be non-existent."
"You guys are no fun."
"Stop killing me!"
"/me cries a bit."
"/me sadly whistles the game over theme from the Game Boy Colour port of Donkey Kong Country."
[WinStrings]
"Wow, I won?"
"I must be good at this after all!"
"Haha, I'm the best!"
"I'm-a number ONE! Yahoo!"
"Too easy!"
"A winner is ME!"
"I won? How'd that happen?"
"I won? What an unexpected turn of events!"
"I won? I must be good at this FPS nonsense after all!"
"I won? What a pleasant surprise!"
"I knew there was a reason as to why Korby wanted me on the v4 dev team..."
"I GOT $player_random_notself! I WIN! I WIN I WIN!"
"/me hums one of the variations of Diddy Kong's victory theme from Donkey Kong Country 2."
"Meh. I won, who cares?"
[LoseStrings]
"I lost. Just as I thought."
"I knew I'd lose."
"Well, better luck next time!"
"Conglaturations, $player_inlead."
"Good game, $player_inlead."
"GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON"
"GAME OVER RETURN OF GANNON"
"Hey, I only lost because I have a headache!"
"I'll get you next time, $player_inlead!"
"Meh. I lost, who cares?"
"/me whistles the Mega Man 3 password music."
"I HATE THAT $player_inlead! I HATE THAT $player_inlead!"
"YOU ARE A SUPER PLAYER!!"
"YOU ARE SUPER PLAYER!!"
[RollComment]
"My , my, you sure are tall! And your face... it looks familiar..."
Cold Man
// Coldman
[IntroStrings]
"I must get this Dino DNA to safety!"
"Heavy load coming through!"
[FragStrings]
"Nobody's gonna slow down my delivery!"
"A frigid reception here."
"Rain or snow or *shudders* heat will not stop me!"
"No need to be so COLD to me!"
[KilledStrings]
"Do you want me to cool your head!?"
"Ugh! You're like El Niņo, too darn hot!"
"Watch it! I'm carrying precious Dino DNA!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I choose you, Cold Mist!"
[RoamingStrings]
"You can trust me to keep your frappuccino cool!"
"I'm getting FED UPS with these mail frauders."
"If I don't deliver this DNA, I'm liable to blow my top!"
"Time for you to pay... your S&H charges!"
[WinStrings]
"My precious cargo is safe and sound."
"The Dino DNA is delivered and without a chromosome out of place!"
[LoseStrings]
"My perfect parcel delivered count is ruined!"
"All of you ruined my delivery... AGH... *blows his top*"
[RollComment]
"I know you take your job seriously, Cold Man, but why the cold shoulder?"
Ground Man
// Groundman
[IntroStrings]
"I've got a bad feeling about this match..."
"Nobody raids my caves and lives!"
[FragStrings]
"That frag belongs in a museum, And so do you!"
"I hope I drilled that into your head."
"Now get out of my caves!"
"Don't get in the way of my drill next time!"
[KilledStrings]
"Why didn't I just shoot you?"
"I could have fragged you if I had my REALLY big drills!"
"All this sand is throwing me off."
[RoamingStrings]
"I hate sand. I also hate underground water."
"It's not the years that counts, but the mileage."
"Knowledge is not my treasure, I prefer rare, valuable stuff."
"Dunno what I'll do, I'm making this up as I go."
[WinStrings]
"Ah, victory, the rarest find!"
"My ploys all paid off."
[LoseStrings]
"Sand... why did it have to be sand?"
"I would have won if my drills weren't clogged with sand."
[RollComment]
"Don't worry Ground Man, we cleaned up all of the sand piles."
Burner Man
// Burnerman
[IntroStrings]
"I have to burn, I'll die if I don't!"
"I must follow King's orders, I'm so sorry!"
[FragStrings]
"I'm burning with youthful fire!"
"The burning... must go on!"
"Better safe than sorry, I must continue to burn!"
"There is no other way, I HAVE to do this!"
[KilledStrings]
"Please! Don't stop me now!"
"I don't want to self destruct! Let me burn the forests!"
"I'm a second closer to self destructing! Let me burn!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Could King be lying to me...? No! I can't think that. He wouldn't... couldn't!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Every day, I burn down a rainforest the size of a Soccer pitch. That may be an exaggeration."
"Gotta burn forests, gonna explode!... Gotta burn forests... gonna explode!"
"I can feel myself ticking! MUST.BURN.FASTER!!!"
"I hope you know that when you save the rainforest, you're basically murdering me."
[EnragedStrings]
"I REFUSE TO DIE! GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
"STAND ASIDE! THE TREES WILL BURN!"
"BURNING WILL NOT CONSUME ME!"
[WinStrings]
"I hope the bomb will be removed from me soon. Until then..."
"Another woodland burned... I hope everyone can forgive me someday."
[LoseStrings]
"Who wants to live forever, anyhow?"
"I'll be exploding any second now... King lied to me?!?!"
[RollComment]
"Did you really have to set fire to my potted plants, Burner Man?"
Pirate Man
// Pirateman
[IntroStrings]
"Ahoy, ye robots! Prepare to be boarded!"
"It is useless to beg for mercy!"
[FragStrings]
"Aye! Avast!"
"Breath deep the smell of gunpowder and lit cannons!"
"The dread Pirate Man takes no prisoners!"
"With catlike tread, I have stolen upon ye!"
[KilledStrings]
"Did ye just fairly kill me?! Disgusting!"
"Next time, ye will find a cutlass in your back."
"Lucky I still have me good eye!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"But... why is the rum oil gone?!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I've got meself a map! It'll lead me to buried treasure!"
"Arrr! What's so special about Shadow Man anyhow?"
"Cheating?! Me?! It's what pirates do!"
"I've GOT to have... mmmoneyyy!"
"Yo ho! Why not try the life of a pirate?"
[EnragedStrings]
"I won't lose to a bunch of fair players!"
"I'll keelhaul ye for this, goody twoshoes!"
"For that, ye'll walk the plank!"
[WinStrings]
"For this bad egg... tis a pirate's life for me!"
"Dive Man and his crew will never catch me!"
[LoseStrings]
"I'MMMM A CODFISH!!! *sobs*"
"I'll NEVER negotiate! Especially fairly!"
[RollComment]
"Just because you're a pirate doesn't mean you're free to do what you want!"
Dynamo Man
// Dynamoman
[IntroStrings]
"Nobody's gonna mess with King's power generator."
"You'd better stand clear of me, or my force field may zap you."
[FragStrings]
"Frustrated much?"
"I don't blame you for dying. I am pretty tough."
"The schoolchildren I used to guide were stronger than you!"
"You're not even worth a recharge!"
[KilledStrings]
"You only managed that because I forgot to heal!"
"My force field must be faulty."
"I must be getting careless. Nothing a quick recharge can't fix!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I wish anybody could be my friend as in old times."
[RoamingStrings]
"I'll just take a snooze in my ceiling recharger..."
"Air Man isn't invincible, I AM!"
"Once you're exhausted from attacking me, I'll just recharge!"
"They should make a new game: Dynamo Man Powered Up!"
[WinStrings]
"Thanks to the power of dynamo, I can just keep going and going!"
"Don't you wish you could recharge like me?"
[LoseStrings]
"*helmet shatters* HOW?!!"
"I ran myself down... must... rechar-*power cuts out*"
[RollComment]
"Our power generators are getting a little low Dynamo Man. Could you recharge them?"
Magic Man
// Magicman
[IntroStrings]
"Ladies and Gentlebots, please welcome... MAGIC MAN!"
"Now, I'll need a volunteer from the audience... to frag!"
[FragStrings]
"Can you detect the trick?!"
"For my next trick, I'll cut you in half!"
"No wonder you couldn't hear me! You had energy pellets in your ears!"
"Abra Kadabra! Hocus Pocus! Your body is now gone!"
[KilledStrings]
"Hey! Quit hogging the spotlight!"
"Stop spoiling my tricks!"
"I'll show you what REAL magic is!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"AVADA KEDAVRA! Whoops, wrong magic."
[RoamingStrings]
"I hope Crystal Man can teach me more about fortunes."
"Nothing up my sleeves... PRESTO!"
"You bots need to get off stage while I prepare my next trick."
"Pick a card, any card! You have picked the ace of spades, the death card!"
[WinStrings]
"How did I do it? Well, I never reveal my tricks!"
"Ah, the sound of applause! I'm in Heaven!"
[LoseStrings]
"I don't see how this show could get any worse now."
"You revealed all of my tricks! I'm ruined..."
[RollComment]
"Magic Man, do you know how to pull a Robo-Rabbit from your hat?"
King
// King
[IntroStrings]
"And so I proclaim, the age of King!"
"You dare rise against me? The human era is over. The robot era has come."
[FragStrings]
"You're in check."
"You should feel honored to be destroyed by the King!"
"I have no time to waste on you anymore!"
"Funny, but so very reckless..."
[KilledStrings]
"A unique strategy, but this match has just begun!"
"I underestimated you, I shall not make that mistake again."
"You're either with me or you're against me!"
[RoamingStrings]
"All robots are qualified to join the army of King!"
"Humankind's oppression of robots will end NOW!"
"Human sympathizers will NOT be tolerated!"
"I've seen the data for every robot, I know your weaknesses!"
[WinStrings]
"Long live the Robot Kingdom!!"
"That's check and mate."
[LoseStrings]
"You won... why do you fight so hard for these pitiful humans?"
"Just put me out of my misery!"
[RollComment]
"I'm glad that you've seen the good in humankind now King!"
Buster Rod G
// BusterrodG
[IntroStrings]
"I am Buster Rod Sun Wukong, the Handsome Monkey King!"
"I've journeyed to the west for this fight."
[FragStrings]
"That was fun!"
"Eek eek! Monkey Magic!"
"I've climbed trees tougher than you!"
"Just try to escape my fiery-eyes golden-gaze."
[KilledStrings]
"I must have slipped on a banana peel."
"Mind your own monkey business!"
"Once I'm immortal, you'll be sorry!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Did I hear barking? I hate dogs."
"Quit monkeying around! That's my role."
"Scared of my staff, Ruyi Jingu Bang? You should be."
"Eek eek! OOK! I'm craving bananas!"
[WinStrings]
"My new title is Great Sage equal to Heaven!"
"Yes! I am immortal!"
[LoseStrings]
"Trapped for ANOTHER 5 centuries!"
"This is probably all Mega Water S' fault."
[RollComment]
"Buster Rod G, be careful you don't fall off any beds and bump your head!"
Mega Water S
// MegawaterS
[IntroStrings]
"I am Mega Water Sha Wujing, the Sand Priest."
"This fight calls for a little brains!"
[FragStrings]
"I'll beat your pants off!"
"Whine some more, simpleton!"
"Brains over brawns works everytime."
"This is a good confidence builder."
[KilledStrings]
"Outsmarted by an idiot. Oh!"
"You won't get the drop on me again."
"Fool me once, shame on you!"
[RoamingStrings]
"For some cucumbers, I may let you live!"
"Would you rather settle this over a game of Weiqi?"
"I hope I'm smart enough to not mess up."
"Think I'm just a funny foreigner? Think again!"
[WinStrings]
"I am truly enlightened now."
"Please, transform me into the Golden-bodied Arhat!"
[LoseStrings]
"Who am I kidding, I wasn't smart enough to win..."
"This is another fine mess Buster Rod G has gotten me into."
[RollComment]
"I've been good. Honest! Don't drag me under water!"
Hyper Storm H
// HyperstormH
[IntroStrings]
"I am Hyper Storm Zhu Bajie, the Cleanser of the Altars."
"Leave everything to me."
[FragStrings]
"You are indeed fragged."
"I could knock you over just by exhaling!"
"Puny bot! I'm only using half of my strength."
"I don't even need my nine-toothed rake to beat you!"
[KilledStrings]
"Keep trying, you won't hear me squeal!"
"Don't try to hog the fight! Not that I'm a pig!"
"Oink! Er I mean, ouch!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Oh-ho now, no need to flatter me! But keep doing it."
"I'm not porky! I'm just big boned is all."
"I'm so powerful, I need two health bars!"
"Why do I keep getting conned into buying fake Time Stoppers?"
[WinStrings]
"Maybe now they'll let me be the Heavenly Tumbleweed again."
"It's not my fault I'm the strongest, I don't even work out!"
[LoseStrings]
"Maybe I am just an idiot and a pig."
"This big piggy has to go wee wee wee all the way home."
[RollComment]
"Whenever you're around, I always smell bacon. Not that you're a pig or anything!"
Auto Unknown
// Auto-Unknown
[IntroStrings]
"You've fought many bots... but can you fight THE UNKNOWN?!"
"Here comes a new challenger!"
[FragStrings]
"You cannot grasp the true form of my attacks, can you?"
"I'm nothing like you've fought before!"
"A secret frag! Secretly delivered to you!"
"Nothing can damage mysteries, nor met helmets!"
[KilledStrings]
"Whoa! That almost knocked off my helmet."
"Don't ruin the mystery, ponder it instead!"
"Strangely enough, I have been fragged."
"I'll be more enigmatic next time."
[RoamingStrings]
"Who knows what face lurks beneath this helmet of met? THE UNKNOWN KNOWS!"
"Bots beware! I could strike you at anytime from anywhere..."
"I come not to scare but to bewilder and save the world, so fear not fellow Humans!"
"Sorry, but my honestly heroic helmet makes me too strong."
[WinStrings]
"Who was that helmeted bot anyhow? I'll tell you who: THE VICTOR!"
"Mysterrrrrious victory!"
[LoseStrings]
"Who would have thought that a true mystery could be busted?"
"Be sure to spend those hard earned bolts at that very awesome and handsome Auto's shop!"
//Maestro (Due to them being supposedly as generic as possible, I decided to give them some basic strings.)
[IntroStrings]
"Fresh from the factory!"
"I will make Dr. Light proud!"
[FragStrings]
"Nice try!"
"Better luck next time!"
"Gotcha!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ow! You got me!"
"Well played!"
"I'll keep note of that..."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"My favorite things are stale bread, water without any ice, aaaaaand dirt."
"Am I a guy or a girl? Why does that matter?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Where is everyone?"
"Did I make a wrong turn?"
"Any minute now..."
[EnragedStrings]
"Okay, no more Mister Nice-tro." (I understand Maestro's genderless, but I couldn't resist the pun. I'm not sure there's a non-gendered version of "Mr./Mrs.")
"You're starting to make me mad!"
"Time for me to get serious!"
[WinStrings]
"I win! The rest of you did great, though!"
"Good game, everyone!"
[LoseStrings]
"I lost? Oh well, there's always next time..."
"Good game, everyone!"
The nine robot masters of Mega Man 9, plus the corrected Roll Comments!
Concrete Man
// Concreteman
[IntroStrings]
"Let's get building!"
"Work with me now bots."
[FragStrings]
"Lazy bot! Get back to work!!"
"Quit fooling around and start building!"
"Enough dozing off!"
"Construction MUST continue, weakling!"
[KilledStrings]
"I'll dock your pay for this."
"You little cretin..."
"You crack me up! I'll punish you now!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Take your dam pictures and leave, tourists!"
"Where are all of the workers?!!"
"If work doesn't resume soon, no more break time!"
"Anything less than perfection is unacceptable."
"The lengths some bots will go to goof off!"
"I won't accept any corner cutting."
[EnragedStrings]
"It's clobbering time!"
"You'll regret not working sooner!"
"I'll mix you into oblivion!"
[WinStrings]
"You guys couldn't build anything, so I'll build by myself."
"Construction is going smoothly now."
[LoseStrings]
"I've fallen behind schedule!"
"There goes the dam... there goes my job..."
[RollComment]
"Are you and Guts Man still competing for the 'Best Builder' title?"
Fake Man
// Fakeman
[IntroStrings]
"Stop in the name of the law!"
"You're all under arrest, disarm immediately!"
[FragStrings]
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
"You have the right to remain fragged."
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!"
"Your move, creep!"
[KilledStrings]
"I will add resisting arrest to your charges."
"I'm down! Requesting backup!"
"Nobody breaks the law on my watch!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm closer than you think..."
"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."
"I will bring you all to justice, no matter the cost!"
"I am THE LAW!"
[WinStrings]
"All in a day's work for the bots in blue."
"Guess you weren't feeling lucky today."
[LoseStrings]
"YOU BETRAYED THE LAW! LAAAWWW!!!"
"You won't get away with this for long!"
[RollComment]
"Fake Man, you have to remember that you're not a REAL police robot!"
Galaxy Man
// Galaxyman
[IntroStrings]
"Three, two, one, lift off!"
"How I wonder what you are..."
[FragStrings]
"Unfortunate, For Others."
"You just keep trekking."
"Talk about a close encounter."
"I am indeed fully armed and operational!"
[KilledStrings]
"Uh Houston, I've had a problem."
"My trajectory was off."
"You're a force to be reckoned with."
"Laugh it up, $player_killedby."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Astro Man, are you my father?"
[RoamingStrings]
"If anybody sees Star Man, tell him I wish to observe him."
"To infinity and beyond!"
"This is one small step for robots and... oh, you've heard it before?"
"Don't worry! I've set my weapons to stun."
"This is Galaxy Man to Major Tom, can you hear me?"
"Where are the Stardroids? I want their autographs!"
[WinStrings]
"I come in peace. Well, now I do!"
"Time to blast this thing and go home."
[LoseStrings]
"Stupid carbon bots. It's all just a popularity contest."
"Just you wait, soon I'll strike back!"
[RollComment]
"Take me to your leader, Galaxy Man!"
Hornet Man
// Hornetman
[IntroStrings]
"I float like a butterfly and sting like a... hornet."
"I must bring victory for the glory of the hive!"
[FragStrings]
"STIIIIIIING!"
"Okay, now say 'NOT THE HORNETS!'"
"Beware the flight of the hornet!"
"My sting is worse than my bite."
[KilledStrings]
"THE PAAAAAAAAAIN!"
"*Cough cough* Gack! I've been smoked out!"
"Ow! Those busters sting!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Bzzzz! Bzzzz!"
"Live for the swarm!"
"I must remember to water my garden after this."
"Wait! I've gotta stop and smell the roses."
"Are you allergic to me, $player_random_notself?"
[WinStrings]
"I dedicate this victory to her majesty!"
"Victory tastes just like honey."
[LoseStrings]
"I say we honey $player_inlead's bed sheets."
"See if I'll share my honey with you now."
[RollComment]
"Eek! Don't make me swat you, Hornet Man!!"
Jewel Man
// Jewelman
[IntroStrings]
"Can everyone see me? Can you all hear me?"
"You cannot resist! Come and get me bots!"
[FragStrings]
"I'm doing the world a favor by ridding it of dullness!"
"Look, don't touch."
"$player_killed, you'll never be shiny!"
"Don't even think you can beat me, I'm too sparkly!"
[KilledStrings]
"Don't pick on me please!"
"Oh, I hope that didn't blemish my sparkle!"
"You're chipping away at me!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hi-ho, hi-ho... uh, second verse same as the first."
[RoamingStrings]
"Real bots wear jewelry."
"How do I look, $player_random_notself?"
"I am pretty. Oh so pretty!"
"/me flashes a dazzling smile"
"See how flawless I am? I'm perfectly cut!"
[WinStrings]
"Remember, diamonds are forever."
"Some lucky lady may dance with me now!"
[LoseStrings]
"I'm too beautiful to be treated thus!"
"Oh, I lost? My brilliant shine must have distracted me!"
[RollComment]
"Oh Jewel Man! Is that diamond for me? *blushes*"
Magma Man
// Magmaman
[IntroStrings]
"I hope this fight doesn't interfere with my hot spring trip."
"Watch out for the Magma Man flow!"
[FragStrings]
"You were too tense. A little heat loosened you up though!"
"I've brought you to the boiling point."
"Shouldn't have gotten so close, magma is unstoppable!"
"Convection is not something to ignore."
[KilledStrings]
"All I want is a little sleep. Is that too bad?"
"That was louder than I thought it'd be."
"The geothermal power plant was calmer than this fighter!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Instead of the heat of battle, try the heat of a hot spring!"
"The key to hot springs (or fighting) is to relax!"
"You might need all of the beneficial hot spring minerals after this battle."
"Who says fire and water doesn't mix?"
[EnragedStrings]
"QUIET! QUIET! QUIET! QUIET! QUIET!"
"This dormant volcano is ready to erupt!"
"If I have to, I'll burn you all to the ground!"
[WinStrings]
"Hey everybody, let's all go for a dip!"
"I'm off to my long awaited hot spring! Please do not disturb."
[LoseStrings]
"So much for rest and relaxation..."
"This battle was equivalent to jumping into a cold spring!"
[RollComment]
"A little time in a hot spring would be so nice, Magma Man!"
Plug Man
// Plugman
[IntroStrings]
"Somebody call for quality control?"
"Plug Man! As seen on TV!"
[FragStrings]
"Better start refining yourself."
"I'd say that was a top quality frag!"
"Batteries not included, sucker!"
"That's what I call a power sock 'em!"
[KilledStrings]
"Quick! Change the channel!... too late."
"I'll just have to keep plugging along."
"Don't shove my pins so hard!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Anybody need any electronics? I'm heading to Akihabara after this match."
"What's with these bots? It's just like one of my Japanese animes."
"I hope there's lots of nifty electric weapons in this stage!"
"I love my plug fist! It's so bad."
[WinStrings]
"Wow! That was so high technical!"
"I'm Plug Man and I approve of this match."
[LoseStrings]
"I'm marking myself down as 'not up to scratch'!"
"You really pulled the plug on me."
[RollComment]
"Be careful Plug Man, you'll ruin your eyes staring at all those screens!"
Splash Woman
// Splashwoman
[IntroStrings]
"Now, I make my splash!"
"I'll sing a requiem for you land-walkers."
[FragStrings]
"Wishing you could be part of my world? Dream on!"
"You should work on your buoyancy if you want to win."
"Sorry, I'm not rescuing anyone today."
"Why don't you go first..."
[KilledStrings]
"I will NOT be your prize catch of the day!"
"Only a monster would frag an innocent, little mermaid."
"I feel like I'm swimming against a rip current!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Bass... such a seaworthy name. Sounds like my dream man."
[RoamingStrings]
"Don't mind me, I'm just tuning my tail harp."
"/me sings a quick tune"
"There's something fishy going on around here..."
"Too bad my friends couldn't be here. I could always use a helping fin."
[WinStrings]
"/me sings a stirring melody"
"/me sings a cheery song"
[LoseStrings]
"Your victory was a fluke!"
"Time to resume rescuing... and I'll start with myself."
[RollComment]
"It's about time Dr. Light made another girl bot! Go get 'em, Splash Woman!"
Tornado Man
// Tornadoman
[IntroStrings]
"And now I'll send you bots somewhere over the rainbow!"
"TWISTER!"
[FragStrings]
"Up, up and away!"
"More whirly wind fun! For me anyway."
"Taste my windmill punch."
"You've been cycloned!"
[KilledStrings]
"I got sucked into your buster's range."
"Maybe if my wind speed was just a bit higher..."
"There's a storm coming, just for you."
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm the Twister Cing! I have a right to spell King with a C."
"Good luck outrunning tornadoes without a truck!"
"Run for the storm cellar! Tornado Man is coming!"
"'The Suck Zone'. It's the point where I frag all of you."
[WinStrings]
"Well if you'll excuse me, I have a date in Tornado Alley."
"It looks like you're not in Kansas anymore!"
[LoseStrings]
"That was twisted."
"The violently blowing wind has died out."
[RollComment]
"Please try to keep the lab in the eye of the storm, Tornado Man."
Krizalid
// Krizalid
[IntroStrings]
"Burn this image into your eyes.. and die."
"To think that I would have to fight you..."
"Shall we begin?"
[FragStrings]
"Die!"
"Have you lost your nerve?"
"Weak..."
"Witness my power!"
[KilledStrings]
"Damn!"
"Seems difficult..."
"You won that round, but the match isn't over yet!"
"I can't believe this...!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Wind Slicer, the only weapon close to matching my Typhoon Rage... And it's not here..." \\ Rockman No Constancy reference.
"/me questions if a third coat would be practical." // He has two coats canonically, I plan to make a third one in the future once I do two if it ever happens.
[RoamingStrings]
"Why are you hiding? It's a deathmatch!" // The one time he knows he's a deathmatcher, sorta.
"I should be healing up while I have the chance..." // Too bad you're a bot.
"/me's eye sparkles once." // His taunt in '02 UM has him sparkle with his eye. A quick taunt too.
[EnragedStrings]
"Don't get cocky! The battle has only begun!"
"This battle data, no... I can't be weaker then you!"
"I can't believe this happened!"
"I'll tear you to shreds!"
[WinStrings]
"With power like this, you didn't stand a chance."
"You thought you could win like that?"
"In the end, your powers weren't enough."
"Disappear from my sight!"
[LoseStrings]
"Useless... It's so hard to find good help now." // Ironically, it's actually a win quote from his KOF '99 counterpart.
"This cannot be!!"
"Konna hazu da!!" // Same thing as "This Cannot be!!" except the actual line spoken
"Why is this happening?!"
[RollComment]
"Nice to see you are on our side... Sorry, what's your name?" // His name was never given out in the story, only in-game.
Raze (My Character)
// Raze
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Raze, or Clawman, take your pick. // Slashman was originally gonna be called Clawman, this is a mock-up I guess.
"Let's have a go at it!"
"Mission starting now!"
[FragStrings]
"Have a reason behind trying to tackle me head on?"
"Could've done better, not gonna lie."
"Close, but no dice." // Early Catchphrase I never got to use.
"Hm..."
[KilledStrings]
"Nice shot!"
"Well placed aim, or was it a lucky guess?"
"You got me, ugh."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Alone, like always. I don't have any friends..."
"I feel like a Rockman No Constancy version of Slashman, just one claw and one hand? Hair changed? Isn't it obvious?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Hello, anyone around?"
"I don't like this."
"...If you want to hide, that's fine. I won't attack you then."
[EnragedStrings]
"Grrr!! Now you're REALLY gonna get it!"
"I'm actually getting mad..."
"I don't even know if I can overtake you!"
[WinStrings]
"Good game, anyone up for Hotel hangouts?"
"I'll enjoy this win while I can."
"Phew, not sure if I was gonna win there for a second."
[LoseStrings]
"...Damnit, I think I should just retire..."
"Well this is saddening, i'll just head to Hotel until the next real deathmatch..."
"It's over. I lost, like always..."
[RollComment]
"Clawman, does that crystal on your head power you up?" // He often holds his claw hand on the crystal on his forehead in his sprite, so it's somewhat reasonable to ask.
//SHC Squirrel
[FragStrings]
"Headshot!"
"See that f***er explode!"
"...and she is away!"
"The enemy fled, mayday!"
"Oh! Nasty!"
[KilledStrings]
/me screams
[RoamingStrings]
"Lock and load!"
"Take aim!"
"Steady..."
"Squeeze the trigger..."
"Coming through!"
"Tiny protection over here!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Son of a b***tch!"
"I'll get ya son of a b****es, graah!"
"Motherf***er!"
"Come and get some!"
[WinStrings]
"Yeah!"
"Bullseye!"
"Ah nice one!"
[LoseStrings]
"Mission failed, we will get next time."
"My brothers in arms will not return today..."
"Buzz off..."