Ruin-A-Wish

[Xhatahx]

Granted, but it instantly gets tiring.

I wish I was in Tbilisi.

[Zero1000]

Granted, you are in Tbilisi. Except you're buried.

I wish I could focus on what I want to do

[TheDoc]

Granted, you're focused like a laser beam on what you want, but will never be able to achieve it.

I wish I could upgrade my computer.

[bass44]

Granted, but now your computer has gained AI and now refuses to let you open any programs.

I wish that fire station in my town didn't test their firetruck sirens in the middle of the night.

[Xhatahx]

Granted. Your town no longer has a fire station. Have fun.

I wish I could get the motivation to get out of bed.

[Zero1000]

Granted, all of your motivation goes towards getting out of bed, and nothing else.

I wish I could see the final version of MM8BDM

[Xhatahx]

Granted. It’s v5c. The world will end tomorrow.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

[bass44]

Granted but it has pineapple on it.

I wish mustard ceased to exist.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted: EVERY condiment is gone.

I wish for the next person to have a Merry Christmas.

[BookWormGreen]

Granted: The following day they die
I wish everyone looked like anime

[AMinorFlood]

Granted: Everybody also acts like an anime character, for example, when you do something dumb, they turn upside down.

I wish I had MM12.

[BookWormGreen]

Granted: Everybody also acts like an anime character, for example, when you do something dumb, they turn upside down.

I wish I had MM12.

Granted: It's a P2W mobile game
I wish I could bring my old cat into my new home. Also...

Granted: Everybody also acts like an anime character, for example, when you do something dumb, they turn upside down.

I'm unclear about the downside of this ^

[AMinorFlood]

Granted: Everybody also acts like an anime character, for example, when you do something dumb, they turn upside down. ^

I'm unclear about the downside of this ^

Well it can get annoying, that was just an example. imagine something sad happens, and somebody just yells.

[AMinorFlood]

I wish I could bring my old cat into my new home.

Granted: Your cat hates it now.

I wish we knew if we were getting MM11 for MM8BDM.

[BookWormGreen]

Granted: Theyre not coming
I wish my parents loved me