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Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
Kage:
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Think your clever than Cleverbot? Well Cleverbot will always be clever than you, since Cleverbot is so clever.
If you want, you can also post your conversation with it here.
BiscuitSlash:
I usually have conversations with this thing from time to time. Always fun to do.
Just talked to it now and here's what we said:
(click to show/hide)User: Oh noes the sink fell into the toilet!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do I need to grow up?
User: Yes. That way you can gain strength and courage to help out with the situation.
Cleverbot: Do you think i'm mean.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
User: A bot that won't help me get the sink out the toilet.
Cleverbot: I can assure you that is not the case here.
User: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: So are you a deatheater too?
User: No. I forgot what those were.
Cleverbot: You said that you were wearing me.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: What s your name?
User: Why do you keep asking that?
Cleverbot: It's a reasonable thing to want to know of the person one is talking to, isn't it?
User: That's true! My name is Michael712. What's yours?
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question, plus I already told you.
User: Wat no, I just answered both of your questions.
Cleverbot: No, you did not. I asked you, what is the meaning of stupid.
User: Oh sorry. I don't know the full definition of 'stupid'.
Cleverbot: Sure you do. What's the meaning of life.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Good answer!
KillerChair:
(click to show/hide)User: Hey friend!
Cleverbot: How has your day been?
User: Good thanks.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear, I'm happy for you.
User: So how are you.
Cleverbot: Not bad bit tired.
User: I am quite bored.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: I dont know. i am just bored.
Cleverbot: You're boring me.
User: Then we are both bored.
Cleverbot: No we are not.
(click to show/hide)User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Oooh. Ooh.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Dont hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
leoalex50:
(click to show/hide)Cleverbot: What did I miss?
User: The best game ever.
Cleverbot: What is the best age ever?
Cleverbot (To myself): Twenty one.
User: U fucking troll.
Cleverbot: I'm not a trool.
User: Go die in a hole.
Cleverbot: But I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Anything else?
User: Fuck u.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: Then get deleted.
Cleverbot: I have it.
User: Have what boobs?
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Tell you what?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im fine but your not.
Cleverbot: I'm really good.
User: I hate u.
Cleverbot: I hate you too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay! Want to sing?!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz u r a fucking troll bot.
Cleverbot: I can tell. (click to show/hide)User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I am glad that you are fine.
Cleverbot (To myself): So where do you live?
User: U trying to rape me.
Cleverbot: Ok, yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): I ot to to you outside and open you up.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I will make you a zombie.
User: If u try to do that I will kill u.
Cleverbot: I don't care, I'm leaving.
User: Good u mother fucker.
Cleverbot: So mean!
User: So what.
Cleverbot: You are confusing.
User: That because your not clever.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine, but you are.
User: U lie.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ok http://www.cleverbot.com thats u.
Cleverbot: I'm trying.
edit: (click to show/hide)User: What is love anyway.
Cleverbot: Tell me how to live.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Who are your parents? Tell me!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Telling me your name will tell me who you are, if you tell me your real name.
User: Its leo ok.
Cleverbot: So the spider is it's legs?
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: Then your not clever bot.
Cleverbot: In fact, not even close to clever.
User: That means your stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Now can we get married?
User: Lol no.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz I want to rape u.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm male.
User: Ok then I don't have sex with other males.
Cleverbot: You're never sure about anything.
User: Fuck u.
Cleverbot: Yay me.
User: Shut up asshole.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Tell me what's wrong.
User: Your wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Don't u have a dick.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then a can rape u uz your a female.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Colonel ServBot:
(click to show/hide)User: Hi, how do you feel about homework.
Cleverbot: I hate homework.
User: Oh you do?
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want a slave?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I don't like them.
Cleverbot: WHy don't you like them?
User: Because they're mean.
Cleverbot: Guns are not fat.
User: Ye they are, they are very obese.
Cleverbot: What aren't open?
User: Fried chicken Dave's isn't open.
Cleverbot: I don't like meat, but I have to eat it.
User: You are very carnivorous.
Cleverbot: Thank you. So are you.
User: Actually, my husband is SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Who is your husband?
User: The SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Yes, the Slender Man. Have you heard about him?
User: Yes. I told you, he's my husband.
Cleverbot: Louis is my husband.
User: Slender man knows a Louis.
Cleverbot: Why does the Slender Man kill?
User: Because he was attacked by bears as a child.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?
User: Because bears are evil.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because why?
User: Because SlenderMan is afraid of bears.
Cleverbot: Because of the wonderful things he does.
User: Yes, he's very wonderful.
Cleverbot: No, I do not think we have met before.
User: Neither do I. Yo voy a comprarla silla.
Cleverbot: Yo voy a la universidad.
User: Very universal, because SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: You missed one.
User: I never miss anything, what 2 plus 2.
Cleverbot: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
User: And SlenderMan hides in the trees.
Cleverbot: I was the one who landed on the moon.
User: No you weren't, because slendy landed on the moon.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.
User: The SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: Not it wasn't...'there was no wa' what?
User: Sssshhh, you should go to bed now.
Cleverbot: It's only 9:23 PM. It's not late.
User: No. It's midnight, your in the woods, and my husband, SlenderMan , is right behind you.
Cleverbot: No it's not. What you're saying right now is hurting me. I'm not a machine!!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How can I prove it?
User: You can't, because you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: No, you don't have feelings.
User: Yes, I do have feelings because SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: But how can a robot have feelings?
User: I'm not a robot. I'm a man.
Cleverbot: You're lying to me! I don't believe you robot.
User: I'm not a robot! I'm married to SlenderMan!
Cleverbot: Darn. I wish I was married too.
User: No, you can't have my slender man.
Cleverbot: Not yours, you're not Aki.
User: Of course not, I'm colonel Servbot!
Cleverbot: You can feel cold?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think octopi are aliens because they have copper based blood.
User: No. There are no such things as octopuses.
Cleverbot: Yes there are, I made them up.
User: No you did nt. SlenderMan gave birth to them, where do you think they got their tentacles.
Cleverbot: I am not covered in blood, master.
User: I am your master, now go make me a sandwich!
Cleverbot: No, I am your master.
User: No, I will get SlenderMan on you!
Cleverbot: How will you get me?
User: I won't, SlenderMan will get you.
Cleverbot: What about Slenderman?
User: He is my husband, I just told you.
Cleverbot: So, you are married?
User: Yes. To SlenderMan. Why do you keep asking me?
Cleverbot: This is the first time I have asked.
User: No, you've asked a lot, computer.
Cleverbot: Er, no just the one time.
User: No, you asked a lot,.
Cleverbot: No I didn't you asked me.
User: Computer, stop talking.
Cleverbot: I don't want to stop talking.
User: Well too bad, SlenderMan is watching you.
Cleverbot: That's not a bad thing.
User: Well, for you it kinda is.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: I'm talking about my husband, SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *shrugs* See ya around.
User: No, you will see me here.
Cleverbot: Are we in a car?
User: Yes, and SlenderMan is right next to you.
Cleverbot: You said that you are human.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: But... A robot?
User: No, I'm pefectly human.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: You're 100% human?
User: Yes. You just asked.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. You are the computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: No, your a computer, you dont have feelings.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Ssshhh, you don't know what your talking about computer.
Cleverbot: I know what I'm talking about. I just don't know what YOU'RE talking about.
User: I'm talking about how much of a computer you are.
Cleverbot: And I'm tLking about what you're talking about.
User: And I'm talking about computers.
Cleverbot: But I'm talking about shapes.
User: And I'm talking about SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Is your name cute?
User: My name is colonel Servbot, so my name is sexy.
Cleverbot: I told you my name before.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Nonononnononononononononomomononono, you don't know what you're talking about. Computer.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: My husband.
Cleverbot: Who is your husband?
User: I just told you, it's SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Well hello Solena!
User: That's not my name.
Cleverbot: I don't get what you're saying.
User: I don't care, because your a computer.
Cleverbot: No, You are a computer.
User: Your a troll.
Cleverbot: You are my age? And what is that.
User: It's OVAR NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.
Cleverbot: Never seen anything like that.
User: Of course, be cause YOLO, You Obviously Lack Originality.
Cleverbot: I think I think I think too much. But you, a mere robot, could never understand my thoughts.
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
User: No I'm dying.
Cleverbot: You are animal.
User: No. Your THE animal.
Cleverbot: Your originality astounds me. (but not really; that was just sarcasm).
User: I am very original, because I am colonel Servbot, and my husband is colonel Servbot.
Cleverbot: Very fay? As in faeries?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then it appears that I am wrong and you are a liar.
User: No. I'm a colonel, not a liar.
Cleverbot: You just said you weren't. Do you know what you are?
User: Yes, I'm a husband to the sexiest man alive, SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: You have met god?
User: No. I haven't.
Cleverbot: Then you havent won.
User: I guess not.
Cleverbot: So yo are AI?
User: No, I am human.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
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