No trouble at all sir. In fact, since this thread has been bumped again, I'll go ahead and post my MM9 Botchats.
The nine robot masters of Mega Man 9, plus the corrected Roll Comments!
Concrete Man
// Concreteman
[IntroStrings]
"Let's get building!"
"Work with me now bots."
[FragStrings]
"Lazy bot! Get back to work!!"
"Quit fooling around and start building!"
"Enough dozing off!"
"Construction MUST continue, weakling!"
[KilledStrings]
"I'll dock your pay for this."
"You little cretin..."
"You crack me up! I'll punish you now!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Take your dam pictures and leave, tourists!"
"Where are all of the workers?!!"
"If work doesn't resume soon, no more break time!"
"Anything less than perfection is unacceptable."
"The lengths some bots will go to goof off!"
"I won't accept any corner cutting."
[EnragedStrings]
"It's clobbering time!"
"You'll regret not working sooner!"
"I'll mix you into oblivion!"
[WinStrings]
"You guys couldn't build anything, so I'll build by myself."
"Construction is going smoothly now."
[LoseStrings]
"I've fallen behind schedule!"
"There goes the dam... there goes my job..."
[RollComment]
"Are you and Guts Man still competing for the 'Best Builder' title?"
Fake Man
// Fakeman
[IntroStrings]
"Stop in the name of the law!"
"You're all under arrest, disarm immediately!"
[FragStrings]
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
"You have the right to remain fragged."
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!"
"Your move, creep!"
[KilledStrings]
"I will add resisting arrest to your charges."
"I'm down! Requesting backup!"
"Nobody breaks the law on my watch!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm closer than you think..."
"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."
"I will bring you all to justice, no matter the cost!"
"I am THE LAW!"
[WinStrings]
"All in a day's work for the bots in blue."
"Guess you weren't feeling lucky today."
[LoseStrings]
"YOU BETRAYED THE LAW! LAAAWWW!!!"
"You won't get away with this for long!"
[RollComment]
"Fake Man, you have to remember that you're not a REAL police robot!"
Galaxy Man
// Galaxyman
[IntroStrings]
"Three, two, one, lift off!"
"How I wonder what you are..."
[FragStrings]
"Unfortunate, For Others."
"You just keep trekking."
"Talk about a close encounter."
"I am indeed fully armed and operational!"
[KilledStrings]
"Uh Houston, I've had a problem."
"My trajectory was off."
"You're a force to be reckoned with."
"Laugh it up, $player_killedby."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Astro Man, are you my father?"
[RoamingStrings]
"If anybody sees Star Man, tell him I wish to observe him."
"To infinity and beyond!"
"This is one small step for robots and... oh, you've heard it before?"
"Don't worry! I've set my weapons to stun."
"This is Galaxy Man to Major Tom, can you hear me?"
"Where are the Stardroids? I want their autographs!"
[WinStrings]
"I come in peace. Well, now I do!"
"Time to blast this thing and go home."
[LoseStrings]
"Stupid carbon bots. It's all just a popularity contest."
"Just you wait, soon I'll strike back!"
[RollComment]
"Take me to your leader, Galaxy Man!"
Hornet Man
// Hornetman
[IntroStrings]
"I float like a butterfly and sting like a... hornet."
"I must bring victory for the glory of the hive!"
[FragStrings]
"STIIIIIIING!"
"Okay, now say 'NOT THE HORNETS!'"
"Beware the flight of the hornet!"
"My sting is worse than my bite."
[KilledStrings]
"THE PAAAAAAAAAIN!"
"*Cough cough* Gack! I've been smoked out!"
"Ow! Those busters sting!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Bzzzz! Bzzzz!"
"Live for the swarm!"
"I must remember to water my garden after this."
"Wait! I've gotta stop and smell the roses."
"Are you allergic to me, $player_random_notself?"
[WinStrings]
"I dedicate this victory to her majesty!"
"Victory tastes just like honey."
[LoseStrings]
"I say we honey $player_inlead's bed sheets."
"See if I'll share my honey with you now."
[RollComment]
"Eek! Don't make me swat you, Hornet Man!!"
Jewel Man
// Jewelman
[IntroStrings]
"Can everyone see me? Can you all hear me?"
"You cannot resist! Come and get me bots!"
[FragStrings]
"I'm doing the world a favor by ridding it of dullness!"
"Look, don't touch."
"$player_killed, you'll never be shiny!"
"Don't even think you can beat me, I'm too sparkly!"
[KilledStrings]
"Don't pick on me please!"
"Oh, I hope that didn't blemish my sparkle!"
"You're chipping away at me!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hi-ho, hi-ho... uh, second verse same as the first."
[RoamingStrings]
"Real bots wear jewelry."
"How do I look, $player_random_notself?"
"I am pretty. Oh so pretty!"
"/me flashes a dazzling smile"
"See how flawless I am? I'm perfectly cut!"
[WinStrings]
"Remember, diamonds are forever."
"Some lucky lady may dance with me now!"
[LoseStrings]
"I'm too beautiful to be treated thus!"
"Oh, I lost? My brilliant shine must have distracted me!"
[RollComment]
"Oh Jewel Man! Is that diamond for me? *blushes*"
Magma Man
// Magmaman
[IntroStrings]
"I hope this fight doesn't interfere with my hot spring trip."
"Watch out for the Magma Man flow!"
[FragStrings]
"You were too tense. A little heat loosened you up though!"
"I've brought you to the boiling point."
"Shouldn't have gotten so close, magma is unstoppable!"
"Convection is not something to ignore."
[KilledStrings]
"All I want is a little sleep. Is that too bad?"
"That was louder than I thought it'd be."
"The geothermal power plant was calmer than this fighter!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Instead of the heat of battle, try the heat of a hot spring!"
"The key to hot springs (or fighting) is to relax!"
"You might need all of the beneficial hot spring minerals after this battle."
"Who says fire and water doesn't mix?"
[EnragedStrings]
"QUIET! QUIET! QUIET! QUIET! QUIET!"
"This dormant volcano is ready to erupt!"
"If I have to, I'll burn you all to the ground!"
[WinStrings]
"Hey everybody, let's all go for a dip!"
"I'm off to my long awaited hot spring! Please do not disturb."
[LoseStrings]
"So much for rest and relaxation..."
"This battle was equivalent to jumping into a cold spring!"
[RollComment]
"A little time in a hot spring would be so nice, Magma Man!"
Plug Man
// Plugman
[IntroStrings]
"Somebody call for quality control?"
"Plug Man! As seen on TV!"
[FragStrings]
"Better start refining yourself."
"I'd say that was a top quality frag!"
"Batteries not included, sucker!"
"That's what I call a power sock 'em!"
[KilledStrings]
"Quick! Change the channel!... too late."
"I'll just have to keep plugging along."
"Don't shove my pins so hard!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Anybody need any electronics? I'm heading to Akihabara after this match."
"What's with these bots? It's just like one of my Japanese animes."
"I hope there's lots of nifty electric weapons in this stage!"
"I love my plug fist! It's so bad."
[WinStrings]
"Wow! That was so high technical!"
"I'm Plug Man and I approve of this match."
[LoseStrings]
"I'm marking myself down as 'not up to scratch'!"
"You really pulled the plug on me."
[RollComment]
"Be careful Plug Man, you'll ruin your eyes staring at all those screens!"
Splash Woman
// Splashwoman
[IntroStrings]
"Now, I make my splash!"
"I'll sing a requiem for you land-walkers."
[FragStrings]
"Wishing you could be part of my world? Dream on!"
"You should work on your buoyancy if you want to win."
"Sorry, I'm not rescuing anyone today."
"Why don't you go first..."
[KilledStrings]
"I will NOT be your prize catch of the day!"
"Only a monster would frag an innocent, little mermaid."
"I feel like I'm swimming against a rip current!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Bass... such a seaworthy name. Sounds like my dream man."
[RoamingStrings]
"Don't mind me, I'm just tuning my tail harp."
"/me sings a quick tune"
"There's something fishy going on around here..."
"Too bad my friends couldn't be here. I could always use a helping fin."
[WinStrings]
"/me sings a stirring melody"
"/me sings a cheery song"
[LoseStrings]
"Your victory was a fluke!"
"Time to resume rescuing... and I'll start with myself."
[RollComment]
"It's about time Dr. Light made another girl bot! Go get 'em, Splash Woman!"
Tornado Man
// Tornadoman
[IntroStrings]
"And now I'll send you bots somewhere over the rainbow!"
"TWISTER!"
[FragStrings]
"Up, up and away!"
"More whirly wind fun! For me anyway."
"Taste my windmill punch."
"You've been cycloned!"
[KilledStrings]
"I got sucked into your buster's range."
"Maybe if my wind speed was just a bit higher..."
"There's a storm coming, just for you."
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm the Twister Cing! I have a right to spell King with a C."
"Good luck outrunning tornadoes without a truck!"
"Run for the storm cellar! Tornado Man is coming!"
"'The Suck Zone'. It's the point where I frag all of you."
[WinStrings]
"Well if you'll excuse me, I have a date in Tornado Alley."
"It looks like you're not in Kansas anymore!"
[LoseStrings]
"That was twisted."
"The violently blowing wind has died out."
[RollComment]
"Please try to keep the lab in the eye of the storm, Tornado Man."