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Forum Games / Re: Conquest of Mechanus [Beginning]

« on: October 05, 2017, 02:49:08 AM »

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Jusuke teleports behind the slime, ready to send his regards.  However, he can't help but utter the words, "hmph,
nothing personnel."

Blowing his cover, the slime then reacts by splitting in two to avoid the incoming slash, then reforms harmlessly.

Mildly annoyed, Jusuke teleports once more...

Execute > Slime

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Forum Games / Re: Conquest of Mechanus [Beginning]

« on: September 16, 2017, 05:16:03 PM »

Execute > Slime

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Forum Games / Re: Conquest of Mechanus [Beginning]

« on: August 26, 2017, 04:54:36 PM »

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The flying letters enter the slime one by one with a series of splats. The word "DEATH" now floats inside the slime.  No matter how much it jiggles, whether in fear or amusement, typeface bold text stays in place.

Producing a sword, Jusuke then hurls it towards the newly marked target.

Attack > Slime

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Forum Games / Re: Conquest of Mechanus [Beginning]

« on: August 13, 2017, 04:40:01 PM »

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The rogueish ronin's DEATH tattoo continues to glow, then one by one, the letters peel from his arm, leaving slight tan marks. They then orbit around him slowly.

Jusuke then points towards the slime.

"Those who are unfit to bear these marks are unfit to continue. By the Patron, be judged!"

The letters then launch one by one towards the slime.

Mark for Death > Slime B

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Forum Games / Re: Conquest of Mechanus [Beginning]

« on: August 06, 2017, 12:49:00 AM »

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A loud clash of metal is heard as Jusuke tumbles out of the wreckage. His hair is in shambles, but he takes a second to fix it by rapidly slicing at it with two katanas, seemingly drawn from nowhere. Instead of sheathing them, he just flippantly tosses them over his shoulders. Then, he directs his attention to the knights, not looking pleased in the slightest. His "DEATH" tattoo begins to flare up and give off a slight vapor as he points towards them with his sleeved hand.

"Hey, Tinsuits. If you're the ones who shot us down, I'll be glad to be be your tourguide to the next life. If not, show us who did and I'll follow suit. Is he this 'Gremlin' you're looking for?"

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Forum Games / Re: Conquest of Mechanus [Beginning]

« on: June 24, 2017, 10:55:19 PM »

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Unbeknownst to the others in the room, a puddle-like shadow quietly slips underneath the doorway and settles in. From it, a silhouette slowly emerges

The silhouette takes the form of a man before features and color set in, then strikes a dramatic pose as the last of the murky black substance evaporates off his skin. The now fully formed, clad in black ruffian takes a moment to straighten his hair, which can best be described as a pompadour in the shape of a serrated knife. One could cut themselves just looking at it.

"From nothingness I emerge, bringing death in its wake! I am Jusuke, the slayer of those unfit!

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Forum Games / Re: CONQUEST OF MECHANUS [SIGNUPS]

« on: May 13, 2017, 04:21:49 AM »

Name: Jusuke
Appearance: Black hair in a pomp. Black clothes. Black Tattoos. Wearing at least 10 belts and an eye patch as accessories, as well as a broken ankle chain.
Likes: 9 inch nails, being badass, anarchy, alcohol, 9 inch nails (the band), satanism, stepping on legos
Dislikes: Vegetables, the color pink, boy scouts, friendship
Primary element: Dark
Playstyle: Offensive.
Weapons:
Unlimited supply of disposable katanas
Bare fists
Abilities:
Swordsmanship. Kung Fu,  Dark Magic, Teleportation, Shark Taming

Tl;dr specializes in hitting single targets harder than a sock full of quarters. Slays enemies with high attack power and precision, and goes for the vitals for critical hits. Also calls upon the powers of the dark lord to make himself darker and edgier. Lacks speed and defense.

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General Gaming Discussion / Re: General Gaming Footage Thread

« on: September 28, 2016, 03:29:40 AM »

Guilty Gear Xrd is a heckin' fun time.

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Anything Goes / Re: How to be top-Topman! (Justified Classes v3)

« on: August 24, 2016, 03:30:33 AM »

Dibs on Tenguman when that happens.

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Anything Goes / Re: Cutstuff Sanctuary

« on: August 08, 2016, 05:02:10 AM »

It's that time of the year again where my stress levels shoot through the roof. I really need some input on this. This might turn into a bit of a sob story, but I'll do what I can to keep the QQ to a minimum.

I've been feeling down lately. Not mildly depressed or anxious, but down in the dumps. Damn near rock bottom. I entered college three years ago feeling determined, optimistic, full of drive, and did pretty alright my first semester. Then I started failing classes - and it just got worse and worse from there. My gpa took a sharp curve downward halfway through my sophomore year. It got to the point where I lost major scholarships, nearly had my loans and grants cut, and had to change my major from CS to IT. This coming semester is pretty much my last chance. The reason I took a "break" earlier this year was to go cold turkey on games so I could focus on school. Games weren't the problem, though, as I found out. The real problem is that I'm just a terrible college student.

Those of you who have struggled with this before and won this battle, or never had trouble with it at all: please, what do I do? How do I get over this slump of thinking that I've worked hard only to find out that I've not even scratched the surface of what's called effort? How do I go from failing nearly all of my classes to making straight A's? Why am I asking YOU all of these questions?
Mermaid Man, where are you?!?

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Anything Goes / Re: Training of Nightmares

« on: August 02, 2016, 01:55:47 AM »

Aiming and dodging are also pretty important.

This isn't your usual shooter where you can just point at something and shoot it to kill it quickly. Aiming depends a lot on the type of weapon, but the most important rule is to know how the weapon's shot travels. If you can get a good idea of where your shots will end up in advance, try leading them to where your target will be at that point.

To dodge, do your best to stay mobile and be as unpredictable as you can. The closer you are to the action, the easier it is to get hit. If you're not confident, try staying a fair distance away from your enemies, and have some ranged weapons handy. Another note is that there are homing weapons that are difficult to dodge. If you see dive missiles, take cover. If you see magnet missiles, strafe run past them.

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Forum Games Archive / Re: [IMAGE GAME] Making A Masterpiece

« on: July 28, 2016, 04:39:50 AM »

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I might have overdone it.

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Anything Goes / Re: What is your avatar from/of?

« on: June 27, 2016, 10:42:40 PM »

Slayer, the dandy vampire

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Anything Goes / Our voters are shit too

« on: June 24, 2016, 07:52:36 PM »

I would say come to the US but we're likely to have a pres that strongly dislikes immigrants.

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Anything Goes / Re: Cutstuff Sanctuary

« on: June 21, 2016, 06:04:29 AM »

you have a tendency to be condescending, maybe turn that down a little and people will be more receptive.

Dat joke...

Case in point. He wasn't joking, that was genuine advice.