MM8BDM Funnies

[MrL1193]

So today, I made two amusing discoveries in Saxton Hale.

1. Throwing Morshu's giant bomb while your face is rubbing against a wall results in an instant explosion, just like with regular Hyper Bombs. Cue "what just happened" reaction from the victims.

2. Gamma's Feet don't handle Bubble Man's stage well. I was being chased by one and I happened to go through that one spot in the stage where there's a wall with spikes overlooking a drop to a lower level in a long hallway. I dropped down and kept running, and suddenly, the foot wasn't behind me any more. Apparently, they can't fit under those spikes on the wall overhead--not that it stopped the same foot from coming after me there again. It hit the spikes again and ended up telefragging the other foot upon respawning. It died after running into the spikes a third time.

[Dark_Chaos]

So this just happened today, I was on the "Justified fun and classic gamemodes" server
and we were on that one custom map based on a wily stage from mm4 (I forget the name)
Anyways, I jump into the teleporter on the map, and then bombmang jumped in right after, telefragging me.
then sinnohconfirmed jumped in after bombmang, thus telefragging him.
then benny jumped in and telefragged sinnhoconfirmed...
then last but not least, benny was telefragged by lucasmargaret ghoulitine.
fortunately I was able to get a screen shot of these shenanigans.

[Magnet Dood]

Yesterday, me and a couple of buddies went into Saxton R++ for some rounds of family-friendly fun. A call was set up and we were all having a jolly old time. Frankly, I've never been a big fan of the mod, but I decided to play it anyway since that's where everyone was.

Eventually the map rolls to MM7SHA, and I get picked to be part of the Genesis Unit as Mega Water S- aka one of the worst Hales ever. The match is going OK for us, until I'm the last one left with like 3 or 4 people still on the map. Now, the only good part is that MWS has a pretty darn good shield at his disposal, and even if its health is fully depleted you still don't take damage if you get shot at while it's up. Since it could be put up every 15 or so seconds, I decided to last as long as I could. Thus, I ran around the map like a madman, buff my shield when I could, and take potshots with his god-awful harpoon at the guys left.

This strategy actually worked amazingly well, as I took down 2 people and probably would've killed the third if he didn't have the Resistance rune (that and if he didn't go the wrong way when I tried to push him off with my water). The only problem? It took nearly 20 minutes. And as I mentioned, I was in a call with a couple of people who were sitting in the spectator box and were pretty pissed off at what I was doing. Thunder and Freeman told me numerous times to walk off the cliff, to which I responded by putting up my shield for the umpteenth time. Both of them threw a fit at my strategy and I was threatened with a kick at least twice, though I did receive some moral support from Watzup and Caprice. Eventually the last guy spectated because his phone was ringing, and I won the match.

It was made even better when I had this playing in the background.

[SmashTheEchidna]

Nacho and I had an incredibly hype duel in Flash Man earlier this evening. But unfortunately for me, this pretty much accurately describes how it ended.


Remember kids; Always keep a W-Tank handy!

[Carprillo]

I was on an offline skirmish for Justified. There were four teams. I was on King's team.
The map? BME-Mail.
There are only two bots, both Protomen. Now, I should mention that one of the teams was nothing BUT Protomen. (Wily Team, funny enough.) There was a Wily Protoman, and a Cossack Protoman. Both of them were circling each other. One fires, gets hit by MAIL, and the round is over.
All of the sudden, in the chat, every single Protoman aside from the one that won says:
"You have much to learn." Twice.

It's made funnier by the fact that NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ELSE.

[Magnet Dood]

Me and a couple of buddies headed into a TLMS server a while back. As before, we were in a call once again. The map was set to MM2CRA and I was on the Light team with Llamahombre on the Wily Team. In the second round, we had Copy Vision. I jumped into one of the holes like a dumbass and hid behind it.

A couple of seconds later, Llama walked by. I originally thought he was oblivious to my presence, as he walked by after some of the Copy Vision bullets hit him. However, I then saw him jump back over. He fired a couple of Crash Bombs at me, much to my horror. I had time to scream out "noN OAFSDHKJHGFDK" as Llama cackled in a sinister way in the call. It made for a hilarious occasion.

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As an aside, seeing
PINHEAD LARRY WINS!
never fails to amuse me.

[Stardust]

I was being JC Skull and a Buster Rod G and another class were following me in order to kill me. I just ran into them by surprise by activating the altfire. Buster used his illusions at very close range ; with the repulsion of the barrier but the homing abilities of the illusions, the illusions acted funnily and killed both my opponents... couldn't get a screenshot but it was painful.

[Dark_Chaos]

so I was in unholy, up to the usual shenanigans, when I see Rudolph go in a teleporter, I go in for the telefrag, only for the following to happen

[tsukiyomaru0]

so I was in unholy, up to the usual shenanigans, when I see Rudolph go in a teleporter, I go in for the telefrag, only for the following to happen

Happened to me twice in more normal game modes (Saxton and Roboenza). Hilarity ensued because I took them with me in BOTH TIMES.

[LarissaFlash]

Corpse-telefrag happens, this happened in a duel.

[skully]

So i discovered i am god at plantman.
So we decided to hold a 1v5 with the rest of the guys.
And.... i somehow dominated in 1v5. alone, in winter.

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[Korby]

To be fair, depending on the skill disparity it's better to have less people on your team in a deathmatch because it means your opponents only have one way to get frags, whereas you have many.

It's still impressive, though. Especially with seven hundred ping.

[skully]

To be fair, depending on the skill disparity it's better to have less people on your team in a deathmatch because it means your opponents only have one way to get frags, whereas you have many.

It's still impressive, though. Especially with seven hundred ping.

And then theres the fact that everyone used ice RM's,
Freezing was the bane of my existance.

[ice]

I knew bots hated human players and tend to gun for them more often, but apparently a timeman bot hated me so much he jumped CLEAR OVER THE FREAKIN TRAIN just to get to me.... wait.... Saxton hale is that you?

[skully]

Me again, hooray.
I'll let the image speak for itself.

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And no, this was made on the offical server.