MM8BDM Funnies

[Watzup7856]

Berzerk Flame Sword can team kill too in a single slice. As I killed Max and Venus in previous rounds. LOLZ

[fortegigasgospel]

This is more of a funny then a screenshot so it belongs here and I don't think I ever posted this outside of the original chat for it.
Way back when, most use should remember, Ring Man was a giant ring, Ring Man X (still) was 2 rings side by side.
I now reveal the original (albeit joke) version of Ring Man MI

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I found it in my old folders so felt like sharing. This was never intended to be actually included, it was 100% a joke we had come up with back when HD was around. "Since Ring is a ring, and RingX is 2 rings next to eachother, RingMI should be 3 rings one above the other." And I didn't wanna do that kind of work for a joke so I left it 2.

[PowerGloveNinja]

Know whats funny? IRWC still runs this joint, bub.

[Giantmega]

Was at the duel server till I saw this

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Slash was Slashed by Slash's Slash Claw

[Superjustinbros]

Slashception

[Giantmega]

.. Was at a Deathmatch server on MMBMUS, and eventually saw this

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11 Ice walls...

[Orange juice :l]

I post em you roast em

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[2:3:35] Mr. Cargo : this is a simple concept
[2:3:38] Mr. Cargo : i flash em u smash em
[2:3:54] Mendez : i always went with "i stun them you gun them"
[2:31:15] Mr. Cargo : i root em you doot em
[2:31:35] Mr. Cargo : i lock em you cock em
[2:31:43] Mendez : i stuck them you cuck them
[2:31:54] Mr. Cargo : i freeze them you please them
[2:32:6] unfaded ->>>: you chill them i kill them
[2:32:9] Mendez : i stop them you black vs cop them
[2:32:14] Mr. Cargo : i halt them you salt them
[2:32:35] Soundwave: i shock them, you choke them
[2:32:38] Mendez : i snare them you scare them
[2:32:4] Mr. Cargo : i jam them you slam them
[2:32:57] Mr. Cargo : i hold em you scold em
[2:33:8] Mendez : i grab them you stab them
[2:33:14] Soundwave: i rope them, you grope them
[2:33:2] gcn geek: i grip em you kick em
[2:33:3] Mr. Cargo : dear top man
[2:33:33] Mr. Cargo : i pin em you spin em
[2:33:48] Mendez : i slow them you mow them
[2:33:53] Mr. Cargo : i stall them you brawl them
[2:34:] * Mendez  *
[2:34:1] Mendez : oh wait
[2:34:12] unfaded ->>>: you lag them i frag them
[2:34:15] Soundwave: i lag them, you shag them
[2:34:19] Mr. Cargo : i stumble them you [rumble/humble] them
[2:34:25] Soundwave: crumble
[2:34:3] Mendez  is now known as BlueBrawl
[2:34:31] Mr. Cargo : man that one can just mix and match
[2:34:33] gcn geek: bumble
[2:34:36] * BlueBrawl *
[2:34:37] Player: i bang them you fang them
[2:34:54] gcn geek: i lay them you slay them
[2:34:56] Mr. Cargo : i pacify them you smashify them
[2:35:15] BlueBrawl: i shock them you knock them
[2:35:25] Mr. Cargo : i neutralize you removetheireyes
[2:36:1] BlueBrawl: i pack them you smack them
[2:36:5] Mr. Cargo : i muzzle em you rustle em
[2:36:26] Soundwave: hey
[2:36:28] Soundwave: i got one
[2:36:32] Soundwave: and its gay as f
[2:36:36] Player: i gag them you bag them.
[2:36:39] Soundwave: i suck them u cuck them
[2:37:14] Mr. Cargo : i incapacitate you decapitate
[2:37:24] BlueBrawl: i shush them you crush them
[2:37:25] Soundwave: i ground them, you pound them
[2:37:26] Mr. Cargo : i sap em you slap em
[2:37:42] Mr. Cargo : the possibilities are endless!
[2:38:12] Soundwave: i target them, you forget them
[2:38:16] Mr. Cargo : too real
[2:38:4] Mr. Cargo : i trip you rip
[2:38:51] Soundwave: i roll them, you troll them
[2:38:59] Mr. Cargo : i stump em you bump em
[2:39:51] Mr. Cargo : i grip em you snip em
[2:39:54] BlueBrawl: i tape them you
[2:39:57] BlueBrawl: snape them
[2:4:2] Mr. Cargo : snipe*
[2:4:3] Mr. Cargo : did we do "i slow em you blow em" yet
[2:4:35] BlueBrawl: nope
[2:4:41] unfaded ->>>: i thought you were going to say i nip them you grip them
[2:4:5] Mr. Cargo : i grip them you whip them
[2:4:53] Soundwave: muz, i miss nipgripping groundman
[2:4:56] BlueBrawl: oh lewd
[2:41:12] Mr. Cargo : i handle em you scandal them
[2:41:3] Mr. Cargo : i attract em you infract em
[2:41:46] Mr. Cargo : i seduce em you reduce em
[2:41:49] Soundwave: i prick them, you dick them
[2:42:1] unfaded ->>>: i harm them you charm them
[2:42:15] Mr. Cargo : i weaken em you're freakin' em
[2:42:48] BlueBrawl: i dupe them you poop them
[2:42:56] Mr. Cargo : i prime em you crime em
[2:42:58] Soundwave: i dump them, you pump them
[2:43:5] [a3]mobius: i buck em you cuck em
[2:43:2] [a3]mobius: i nick em you dick em
[2:43:31] Soundwave: i nukem u dukem
[2:43:33] Soundwave: ahem
[2:43:36] Soundwave: i dukem u nukem
[2:43:45] Mr. Cargo : i chill em you kill em
[2:44:14] Mr. Cargo : i lure em you stir em
[2:44:38] Mr. Cargo : i treat em you beat em
[2:45:12] BlueBrawl: i prep them you bull them
[2:45:13] Mr. Cargo : i energize you victimize
[2:45:27] Mr. Cargo : alternatively
[2:45:31] Mr. Cargo : i paralyze you victimize
[2:45:44] Soundwave: what rhymes with rape
[2:45:5] unfaded ->>>: vape
[2:45:54] Mr. Cargo : we already did the tape joke
[2:45:57] Soundwave: oh
[2:45:58] Soundwave: nvm
[2:46:11] gcn geek: i greet em you beat em
[2:46:19] Mr. Cargo : the classic, i tank em you spank em
[2:46:36] Mr. Cargo : i buff us you snuff em
[2:46:54] Soundwave: i drill em u grill em
[2:46:54] Mr. Cargo : i heal you keel
[2:47:5] Mr. Cargo : i grill em you kill em
[2:47:14] Mr. Cargo : i stiff em you riff em
[2:48:25] * Mr. Cargo  opens thesaurus
[2:48:4] unfaded ->>>: thesaurus sounds like a nice dino
[2:48:4] Mr. Cargo : i stymie em you meanie em
[2:48:46] Soundwave: this isn't time to talk about balance
[2:48:49] Soundwave: let's make more rhymes
[2:48:58] Mr. Cargo : i crimp em you gimp em
[2:48:58] BlueBrawl: i stifle them you rifle them
[2:48:59] gcn geek: slam poetry plox
[2:49:9] Soundwave: i gimp em u chimp em
[2:49:9] Mr. Cargo : i foil em you boil em
[2:49:11] gcn geek: i strife em you knife em
[2:49:13] unfaded ->>>: what was a haiku's structure like again
[2:49:16] Mr. Cargo : 575
[2:49:18] BlueBrawl: i trick them you kick them
[2:49:18] unfaded ->>>: was it 5 7 5
[2:49:2] unfaded ->>>: woooo
[2:49:31] BlueBrawl: i ruse them you bruise them
[2:5:4] Mr. Cargo : i puzzle em you muzzle em
[2:5:23] unfaded ->>>: i dredge them you sledge them
[2:5:34] unfaded ->>>: i shock them you rock them
[2:5:45] BlueBrawl: i trick them you dick them
[2:5:49] Mr. Cargo : i mystify em you rectify em
[2:51:3] Mr. Cargo : i confound em you pound em
[2:51:19] Mr. Cargo : i stonewall em you hardball em
[2:51:26] BlueBrawl: i annoy them you destroy them
[2:51:39] Mr. Cargo : i scramble you mangle
[2:52:1] Mr. Cargo : i obstruct you destruct
[2:52:17] BlueBrawl: i clog them you flog them
[2:52:21] Mr. Cargo : i work you hurt
[2:52:34] Mr. Cargo : i crab em you slab em
[2:52:37] BlueBrawl: i twerk 'em, then you work 'm
[2:52:43] BlueBrawl: oh god
[2:52:46] BlueBrawl: that sounds filthy
[2:52:53] BlueBrawl: scracth that last joke
[2:52:59] Mr. Cargo : i pinch em you winch em
[2:53:38] Mr. Cargo : i hold em you fold em
[2:54:11] Mr. Cargo : i snag em you rag em
[2:54:36] BlueBrawl: i attract them you iraq them
[2:55:4] BlueBrawl: i bemuse them, then you peus them
[2:55:15] BlueBrawl: okay my jokes suck now
[2:55:29] Soundwave: i loose them, u moose them
[2:55:31] Mr. Cargo : i put up the barrier you make christmas merrier
[2:55:31] reidakk: that joke got old 5 games ago
[2:55:47] Mr. Cargo : we're really grasping at straws here aren't we
[2:55:54] Mr. Cargo : wait i got it
[2:55:58] Mr. Cargo : i grasp em you sass em
[2:56:] BlueBrawl: grasping at hairs, more like it
[2:56:28] Mr. Cargo : i fuss you rush
[2:56:44] BlueBrawl: i drunken them, you dunketh them
[2:57:6] Mr. Cargo : i snare em you scare em
[2:57:13] Mr. Cargo : (did we do that one?)
[2:57:14] BlueBrawl: i already made that one up i think
[2:57:36] Mr. Cargo : i bicker em you sticker em
[2:58:] Mr. Cargo : i fret em you jet em
[2:58:8] BlueBrawl: mr. cargo shouldn't you be asleep by now
[2:58:12] Mr. Cargo : no
[2:58:16] BlueBrawl: alrighty
[2:58:28] Mr. Cargo : i have more one liners to make
[2:58:4] Mr. Cargo : i stew em you screw em
[2:58:48] BlueBrawl: i pick them you kick them
[2:58:56] Mr. Cargo : i harry em you bury em
[2:59:11] BlueBrawl: i play them you slay them
[2:59:28] Mr. Cargo : i think we need a bind that picks from all these lines randomly
[2:59:38] BlueBrawl: it's possible with aliases and arrays i think
[2:59:47] Mr. Cargo : i inebriate em you incriminate em
[2:59:47] BlueBrawl: but that requires advanced binding techniques
[3::] BlueBrawl: i ice them you dice them
[3::7] BlueBrawl: no wait
[3::12] BlueBrawl: i ice them you slice them
[3::17] Mr. Cargo : i worry em you slurry em
[3::43] Mr. Cargo : i quake em you unmake em
[3::51] BlueBrawl: i prank them you crank them
[3:1:13] Mr. Cargo : i surprise em you reprise em
[3:1:15] BlueBrawl: i pest them you molest them
[3:1:15] Soundwave: geez
[3:1:23]  Sir juicy: bb confirmed for pedo
[3:1:35] Mr. Cargo : i wrangle em you mangle em
[3:2:25] BlueBrawl: i stop them you bop them
[3:2:42] Mr. Cargo : i try em you die em
[3:3:22] BlueBrawl: i fiddle  them you diddle them
[3:3:23] Mr. Cargo : i cause an altercation you begin the assimilation
[3:3:41] BlueBrawl: i trick them you bik them
[3:3:51] Mr. Cargo : i inconvenience em you depenis em
[3:3:56] Soundwave: i bik them u prick them
[3:3:59] Soundwave: :^o
[3:4:3] BlueBrawl: is there a difference?
[3:4:5] BlueBrawl: oooooooo
[3:4:11] BlueBrawl: i kid, bik is cool
[3:4:15] Mr. Cargo : i bother em you slaughter em
[3:4:32] BlueBrawl: i trip them you pip them
[3:4:51] Mr. Cargo : i concuss em you smush em
[3:5:6] BlueBrawl: i injure them you murder them
[3:5:8] Mr. Cargo : i lick em you brick em
[3:5:27] BlueBrawl: i pump them you dump them
[3:5:32] Soundwave: i already made that joke
[3:5:34] Soundwave: bb
[3:5:36] BlueBrawl: oh darn
[3:5:38] Mr. Cargo : i snuggle em you struggle em
[3:5:43]  Sir juicy: oj fam
[3:5:46]  Sir juicy: that rape
[3:5:57] Mr. Cargo : i detect em you go erect on em
[3:6:18] BlueBrawl: i pet them you get them
[3:6:35] Mr. Cargo : i notice em you s.c.o.t.u.s. em
[3:6:43] BlueBrawl: getting political now
[3:6:45] BlueBrawl: alright
[3:6:46] Mr. Cargo : yeah
[3:6:55] BlueBrawl: i stall them you wall them
[3:6:59] Mr. Cargo : i reach em you impeach em
[3:7:1] BlueBrawl: i email them you delete them
[3:7:2] Mr. Cargo : i fillibuster em you nutbuster em
[3:7:48] BlueBrawl: i report them you deport them
[3:7:55] Mr. Cargo : i veto em you pedo em
[3:8:7] Soundwave: i redo em you pedo em
[3:8:17] Mr. Cargo : i denounce em you pronounce em (dead)
[3:8:28] unfaded ->>>: i capture them you rapture them
[3:8:3] BlueBrawl: i mj them, you oj them
[3:8:47] Mr. Cargo : i hold the annuity you rack up gratuities
[3:8:47] unfaded ->>>: i me them, you you them
[3:9:5] Mr. Cargo : i immigrate em you decapitate em
[3:9:8] BlueBrawl: i corrupt them you bankrupt them
[3:9:1] Soundwave: hahahahahahahaqhahaahahaha
[3:9:16] BlueBrawl: oj no
[3:9:2] BlueBrawl: that's too real ):
[3:9:2] Soundwave: oj yes
[3:9:22] Soundwave: 1/1
[3:9:41] BlueBrawl: jk that was pretty good
[3:9:49] Mr. Cargo : i blitz em you auschwitz em
[3:1:2] BlueBrawl: i pass them you gas them
[3:1:5] unfaded ->>>: i doom them you gloom them
[3:1:9] Soundwave: i reich em u blirzkreig em
[3:1:19] unfaded ->>>: i magic little fish them you grant his every wish them
[3:1:19] =VirtuaL=: I bite them you light them
[3:1:29] BlueBrawl: i sight them you light them
[3:1:32] unfaded ->>>: i cause in reality them you they are his god parents them
[3:1:34] Mr. Cargo : i sauce em you holocaust em
[3:1:48] BlueBrawl: can bank them, you anne frank them
[3:11:2] Mr. Cargo : i confine em, you war crime em
[3:11:4] =VirtuaL=: I eye them you buy them
[3:11:12] rush x tango: i book them you nuke them
[3:11:25] BlueBrawl: i deride them, you genocide them
[3:11:31] unfaded ->>>: i sweat them you lose yourself to dance them
[3:11:33] Mr. Cargo : i mitigate em you litigate em
[3:11:48] Mr. Cargo : i sue em you screw em
[3:11:54] Soundwave: i knuckle em u chuckle em
[3:12:28] Mr. Cargo : i peruse em you defuse em
[3:12:48] Mr. Cargo : i conceal em you appeal em
[3:13:2] BlueBrawl: i rig them you dig them
[3:13:25] Mr. Cargo : i unhinge em you infringe em
[3:13:54] Mr. Cargo : ok i think we need to move onto a new subject
[3:13:57] Mr. Cargo : math
[3:14:] Rarity: no please
[3:14:1] Mr. Cargo : i inscribe em you derive em
[3:14:1] Rarity: u sum em u cum em
[3:14:1] BlueBrawl: i formulate, you subjugate them
[3:14:12] Mr. Cargo : i integrate em you disintigrate em
[3:14:28] Mr. Cargo : i stare em you square em
[3:14:44] Mr. Cargo : i stay resolute you convolute
[3:14:51] Rarity: i tangent em u fragment em
[3:15:] Mr. Cargo : that's good
[3:15:7] BlueBrawl: i factor them, you fracture them
[3:15:1] Mr. Cargo : i trig em you frig em
[3:15:22] BlueBrawl: i angle them, you strangle them
[3:15:41] Mr. Cargo : i graph em you smash em
[3:15:56] BlueBrawl: i plot them, you rot them
[3:15:59] Mr. Cargo : i matlab em you stab em
[3:16:17] Mr. Cargo : i entice em you pspice em
[3:16:23] BlueBrawl: i c them, you bully them
[3:16:46] Mr. Cargo : i accelerate em you relegate em
[3:17:9] BlueBrawl: i filter them, you blister them
[3:17:23] Mr. Cargo : i smunch em you crunch em
[3:17:32] BlueBrawl: i muz them, you buzz them
[3:17:51] Mr. Cargo : i ti-84 em you floor em
[3:18:3] Rarity: i pi em u sny em
[3:18:8] Rarity: spi*
[3:18:1] Rarity: ahg
[3:18:19] BlueBrawl: i spice them, you slice them
[3:18:26] Mr. Cargo : i already did pspice
[3:18:37] BlueBrawl: but pspice is a variation of spice
[3:18:39] BlueBrawl: you dumbo
[3:18:48] Mr. Cargo : a weak entry but fine i'll take it
[3:18:53] BlueBrawl: ):
[3:18:55] Mr. Cargo : i inhale em you fail em
[3:19:1] BlueBrawl: getting too real again
[3:19:8] Apharmd: i protest them, you molest them
[3:19:9] BlueBrawl: i grade them you degrade them
[3:19:18] Mr. Cargo : i subtract em you impact em
[3:19:29] BlueBrawl: i preach them, you teach them
[3:19:46] BlueBrawl: i testify them, you crucify them
[3:2:24] Mr. Cargo : i imply em you decry em
[3:2:34] BlueBrawl: i host them you shitpost them
[3:2:41] Mr. Cargo : dear toadman
[3:2:46] Mr. Cargo : i encapsulate em you precipitate em
[3:21:8] Mr. Cargo : i man em you can em
[3:21:27] Mr. Cargo : i defibrilate em you incinerate em
[3:21:42] Mr. Cargo : i pigsty em you stirfry em
[3:22:14] BlueBrawl: i rust them, you bust them
[3:22:45] Mr. Cargo : i grievance em you silence em
[3:23:3] Mr. Cargo : i jerk em you murk em
[3:23:14] BlueBrawl: i cast them you last them
[3:23:27] Mr. Cargo : i slap em you cap em
[3:23:35] Mr. Cargo : i tap em you zap em
[3:23:37] Temjin: I'll broom them, you doom them
[3:23:4] unfaded ->>>: i radial javellin them you draco them
[3:23:47] Mr. Cargo : i sap em you scrap em
[3:23:51] BlueBrawl: i hello them, you jay leno them
[3:23:53] BlueBrawl: because you know
[3:23:59] BlueBrawl: leno and that
[3:23:59] Temjin: i creep them, you sleep them
[3:24:2] BlueBrawl: ok that was shit
[3:24:6] Mr. Cargo : i e.m.p. em you r.i.p. em
[3:24:17] BlueBrawl: i stump them you pump them
[3:24:25] Mr. Cargo : i trap em you snap em
[3:24:37] Mr. Cargo : i kidnap em you kneecap em
[3:25:3] Mr. Cargo : i wow em you plow em
[3:25:8] BlueBrawl: i mob them, you rob them
[3:25:32] Mr. Cargo : i cabbage em you savage em
[3:25:35] BlueBrawl: i jester them, you hitler them
[3:25:51] Mr. Cargo : hey bb
[3:25:53] BlueBrawl: hey oj
[3:25:54] Mr. Cargo : this is about to get way too real
[3:25:58] Mr. Cargo : so hold on
[3:26:] BlueBrawl: alright
[3:26:4] Mr. Cargo : i enroll em you control em
[3:26:1] Rarity: oh shet
[3:26:1] BlueBrawl: let's just skip to the end then
[3:26:19] Temjin: *insert rap battle parody screaming here*
[3:26:2] BlueBrawl: i grape them, you rape them
[3:26:23] BlueBrawl: there
[3:26:26] BlueBrawl: now it's too real
[3:26:28] unfaded ->>>: i immunize them you minionize them
[3:26:47] Mr. Cargo : i flank em you shank em
[3:26:54] BlueBrawl: i gank them you prank them
[3:27:15] BlueBrawl: of course you'll have to filter out the sexual assault and holocaust jokes
[3:27:18] Mr. Cargo : no
[3:27:21] Mr. Cargo : they stay in
[3:27:26] Mr. Cargo : nobody will deny what we've done
[3:27:47] BlueBrawl: i pluck them you cuck them
[3:27:47] Mr. Cargo : i bubble em you stubble em
[3:27:59] Mr. Cargo : i back em you whack em
[3:28:] Temjin: i tumble them, you rumble them
[3:28:11] BlueBrawl: i juke them, you hook them
[3:28:28] Mr. Cargo : i drawback you blackjack
[3:28:4] Mr. Cargo : this really is enough to fill a book huh
[3:28:47] Mr. Cargo : i should get to work on it then
[3:28:57] Mr. Cargo : i have a log to work on
[3:28:58] Temjin: i cargo them, you embargo them
[3:29:3] Mr. Cargo : damn son

[Emmanuelf06]

I post em you roast em

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[2:3:35] Mr. Cargo : this is a simple concept
[2:3:38] Mr. Cargo : i flash em u smash em
[2:3:54] Mendez : i always went with "i stun them you gun them"
[2:31:15] Mr. Cargo : i root em you doot em
[2:31:35] Mr. Cargo : i lock em you cock em
[2:31:43] Mendez : i stuck them you cuck them
[2:31:54] Mr. Cargo : i freeze them you please them
[2:32:6] unfaded ->>>: you chill them i kill them
[2:32:9] Mendez : i stop them you black vs cop them
[2:32:14] Mr. Cargo : i halt them you salt them
[2:32:35] Soundwave: i shock them, you choke them
[2:32:38] Mendez : i snare them you scare them
[2:32:4] Mr. Cargo : i jam them you slam them
[2:32:57] Mr. Cargo : i hold em you scold em
[2:33:8] Mendez : i grab them you stab them
[2:33:14] Soundwave: i rope them, you grope them
[2:33:2] gcn geek: i grip em you kick em
[2:33:3] Mr. Cargo : dear top man
[2:33:33] Mr. Cargo : i pin em you spin em
[2:33:48] Mendez : i slow them you mow them
[2:33:53] Mr. Cargo : i stall them you brawl them
[2:34:] * Mendez  *
[2:34:1] Mendez : oh wait
[2:34:12] unfaded ->>>: you lag them i frag them
[2:34:15] Soundwave: i lag them, you shag them
[2:34:19] Mr. Cargo : i stumble them you [rumble/humble] them
[2:34:25] Soundwave: crumble
[2:34:3] Mendez  is now known as BlueBrawl
[2:34:31] Mr. Cargo : man that one can just mix and match
[2:34:33] gcn geek: bumble
[2:34:36] * BlueBrawl *
[2:34:37] Player: i bang them you fang them
[2:34:54] gcn geek: i lay them you slay them
[2:34:56] Mr. Cargo : i pacify them you smashify them
[2:35:15] BlueBrawl: i shock them you knock them
[2:35:25] Mr. Cargo : i neutralize you removetheireyes
[2:36:1] BlueBrawl: i pack them you smack them
[2:36:5] Mr. Cargo : i muzzle em you rustle em
[2:36:26] Soundwave: hey
[2:36:28] Soundwave: i got one
[2:36:32] Soundwave: and its gay as f
[2:36:36] Player: i gag them you bag them.
[2:36:39] Soundwave: i suck them u cuck them
[2:37:14] Mr. Cargo : i incapacitate you decapitate
[2:37:24] BlueBrawl: i shush them you crush them
[2:37:25] Soundwave: i ground them, you pound them
[2:37:26] Mr. Cargo : i sap em you slap em
[2:37:42] Mr. Cargo : the possibilities are endless!
[2:38:12] Soundwave: i target them, you forget them
[2:38:16] Mr. Cargo : too real
[2:38:4] Mr. Cargo : i trip you rip
[2:38:51] Soundwave: i roll them, you troll them
[2:38:59] Mr. Cargo : i stump em you bump em
[2:39:51] Mr. Cargo : i grip em you snip em
[2:39:54] BlueBrawl: i tape them you
[2:39:57] BlueBrawl: snape them
[2:4:2] Mr. Cargo : snipe*
[2:4:3] Mr. Cargo : did we do "i slow em you blow em" yet
[2:4:35] BlueBrawl: nope
[2:4:41] unfaded ->>>: i thought you were going to say i nip them you grip them
[2:4:5] Mr. Cargo : i grip them you whip them
[2:4:53] Soundwave: muz, i miss nipgripping groundman
[2:4:56] BlueBrawl: oh lewd
[2:41:12] Mr. Cargo : i handle em you scandal them
[2:41:3] Mr. Cargo : i attract em you infract em
[2:41:46] Mr. Cargo : i seduce em you reduce em
[2:41:49] Soundwave: i prick them, you dick them
[2:42:1] unfaded ->>>: i harm them you charm them
[2:42:15] Mr. Cargo : i weaken em you're freakin' em
[2:42:48] BlueBrawl: i dupe them you poop them
[2:42:56] Mr. Cargo : i prime em you crime em
[2:42:58] Soundwave: i dump them, you pump them
[2:43:5] [a3]mobius: i buck em you cuck em
[2:43:2] [a3]mobius: i nick em you dick em
[2:43:31] Soundwave: i nukem u dukem
[2:43:33] Soundwave: ahem
[2:43:36] Soundwave: i dukem u nukem
[2:43:45] Mr. Cargo : i chill em you kill em
[2:44:14] Mr. Cargo : i lure em you stir em
[2:44:38] Mr. Cargo : i treat em you beat em
[2:45:12] BlueBrawl: i prep them you bull them
[2:45:13] Mr. Cargo : i energize you victimize
[2:45:27] Mr. Cargo : alternatively
[2:45:31] Mr. Cargo : i paralyze you victimize
[2:45:44] Soundwave: what rhymes with rape
[2:45:5] unfaded ->>>: vape
[2:45:54] Mr. Cargo : we already did the tape joke
[2:45:57] Soundwave: oh
[2:45:58] Soundwave: nvm
[2:46:11] gcn geek: i greet em you beat em
[2:46:19] Mr. Cargo : the classic, i tank em you spank em
[2:46:36] Mr. Cargo : i buff us you snuff em
[2:46:54] Soundwave: i drill em u grill em
[2:46:54] Mr. Cargo : i heal you keel
[2:47:5] Mr. Cargo : i grill em you kill em
[2:47:14] Mr. Cargo : i stiff em you riff em
[2:48:25] * Mr. Cargo  opens thesaurus
[2:48:4] unfaded ->>>: thesaurus sounds like a nice dino
[2:48:4] Mr. Cargo : i stymie em you meanie em
[2:48:46] Soundwave: this isn't time to talk about balance
[2:48:49] Soundwave: let's make more rhymes
[2:48:58] Mr. Cargo : i crimp em you gimp em
[2:48:58] BlueBrawl: i stifle them you rifle them
[2:48:59] gcn geek: slam poetry plox
[2:49:9] Soundwave: i gimp em u chimp em
[2:49:9] Mr. Cargo : i foil em you boil em
[2:49:11] gcn geek: i strife em you knife em
[2:49:13] unfaded ->>>: what was a haiku's structure like again
[2:49:16] Mr. Cargo : 575
[2:49:18] BlueBrawl: i trick them you kick them
[2:49:18] unfaded ->>>: was it 5 7 5
[2:49:2] unfaded ->>>: woooo
[2:49:31] BlueBrawl: i ruse them you bruise them
[2:5:4] Mr. Cargo : i puzzle em you muzzle em
[2:5:23] unfaded ->>>: i dredge them you sledge them
[2:5:34] unfaded ->>>: i shock them you rock them
[2:5:45] BlueBrawl: i trick them you dick them
[2:5:49] Mr. Cargo : i mystify em you rectify em
[2:51:3] Mr. Cargo : i confound em you pound em
[2:51:19] Mr. Cargo : i stonewall em you hardball em
[2:51:26] BlueBrawl: i annoy them you destroy them
[2:51:39] Mr. Cargo : i scramble you mangle
[2:52:1] Mr. Cargo : i obstruct you destruct
[2:52:17] BlueBrawl: i clog them you flog them
[2:52:21] Mr. Cargo : i work you hurt
[2:52:34] Mr. Cargo : i crab em you slab em
[2:52:37] BlueBrawl: i twerk 'em, then you work 'm
[2:52:43] BlueBrawl: oh god
[2:52:46] BlueBrawl: that sounds filthy
[2:52:53] BlueBrawl: scracth that last joke
[2:52:59] Mr. Cargo : i pinch em you winch em
[2:53:38] Mr. Cargo : i hold em you fold em
[2:54:11] Mr. Cargo : i snag em you rag em
[2:54:36] BlueBrawl: i attract them you iraq them
[2:55:4] BlueBrawl: i bemuse them, then you peus them
[2:55:15] BlueBrawl: okay my jokes suck now
[2:55:29] Soundwave: i loose them, u moose them
[2:55:31] Mr. Cargo : i put up the barrier you make christmas merrier
[2:55:31] reidakk: that joke got old 5 games ago
[2:55:47] Mr. Cargo : we're really grasping at straws here aren't we
[2:55:54] Mr. Cargo : wait i got it
[2:55:58] Mr. Cargo : i grasp em you sass em
[2:56:] BlueBrawl: grasping at hairs, more like it
[2:56:28] Mr. Cargo : i fuss you rush
[2:56:44] BlueBrawl: i drunken them, you dunketh them
[2:57:6] Mr. Cargo : i snare em you scare em
[2:57:13] Mr. Cargo : (did we do that one?)
[2:57:14] BlueBrawl: i already made that one up i think
[2:57:36] Mr. Cargo : i bicker em you sticker em
[2:58:] Mr. Cargo : i fret em you jet em
[2:58:8] BlueBrawl: mr. cargo shouldn't you be asleep by now
[2:58:12] Mr. Cargo : no
[2:58:16] BlueBrawl: alrighty
[2:58:28] Mr. Cargo : i have more one liners to make
[2:58:4] Mr. Cargo : i stew em you screw em
[2:58:48] BlueBrawl: i pick them you kick them
[2:58:56] Mr. Cargo : i harry em you bury em
[2:59:11] BlueBrawl: i play them you slay them
[2:59:28] Mr. Cargo : i think we need a bind that picks from all these lines randomly
[2:59:38] BlueBrawl: it's possible with aliases and arrays i think
[2:59:47] Mr. Cargo : i inebriate em you incriminate em
[2:59:47] BlueBrawl: but that requires advanced binding techniques
[3::] BlueBrawl: i ice them you dice them
[3::7] BlueBrawl: no wait
[3::12] BlueBrawl: i ice them you slice them
[3::17] Mr. Cargo : i worry em you slurry em
[3::43] Mr. Cargo : i quake em you unmake em
[3::51] BlueBrawl: i prank them you crank them
[3:1:13] Mr. Cargo : i surprise em you reprise em
[3:1:15] BlueBrawl: i pest them you molest them
[3:1:15] Soundwave: geez
[3:1:23]  Sir juicy: bb confirmed for pedo
[3:1:35] Mr. Cargo : i wrangle em you mangle em
[3:2:25] BlueBrawl: i stop them you bop them
[3:2:42] Mr. Cargo : i try em you die em
[3:3:22] BlueBrawl: i fiddle  them you diddle them
[3:3:23] Mr. Cargo : i cause an altercation you begin the assimilation
[3:3:41] BlueBrawl: i trick them you bik them
[3:3:51] Mr. Cargo : i inconvenience em you depenis em
[3:3:56] Soundwave: i bik them u prick them
[3:3:59] Soundwave: :^o
[3:4:3] BlueBrawl: is there a difference?
[3:4:5] BlueBrawl: oooooooo
[3:4:11] BlueBrawl: i kid, bik is cool
[3:4:15] Mr. Cargo : i bother em you slaughter em
[3:4:32] BlueBrawl: i trip them you pip them
[3:4:51] Mr. Cargo : i concuss em you smush em
[3:5:6] BlueBrawl: i injure them you murder them
[3:5:8] Mr. Cargo : i lick em you brick em
[3:5:27] BlueBrawl: i pump them you dump them
[3:5:32] Soundwave: i already made that joke
[3:5:34] Soundwave: bb
[3:5:36] BlueBrawl: oh darn
[3:5:38] Mr. Cargo : i snuggle em you struggle em
[3:5:43]  Sir juicy: oj fam
[3:5:46]  Sir juicy: that rape
[3:5:57] Mr. Cargo : i detect em you go erect on em
[3:6:18] BlueBrawl: i pet them you get them
[3:6:35] Mr. Cargo : i notice em you s.c.o.t.u.s. em
[3:6:43] BlueBrawl: getting political now
[3:6:45] BlueBrawl: alright
[3:6:46] Mr. Cargo : yeah
[3:6:55] BlueBrawl: i stall them you wall them
[3:6:59] Mr. Cargo : i reach em you impeach em
[3:7:1] BlueBrawl: i email them you delete them
[3:7:2] Mr. Cargo : i fillibuster em you nutbuster em
[3:7:48] BlueBrawl: i report them you deport them
[3:7:55] Mr. Cargo : i veto em you pedo em
[3:8:7] Soundwave: i redo em you pedo em
[3:8:17] Mr. Cargo : i denounce em you pronounce em (dead)
[3:8:28] unfaded ->>>: i capture them you rapture them
[3:8:3] BlueBrawl: i mj them, you oj them
[3:8:47] Mr. Cargo : i hold the annuity you rack up gratuities
[3:8:47] unfaded ->>>: i me them, you you them
[3:9:5] Mr. Cargo : i immigrate em you decapitate em
[3:9:8] BlueBrawl: i corrupt them you bankrupt them
[3:9:1] Soundwave: hahahahahahahaqhahaahahaha
[3:9:16] BlueBrawl: oj no
[3:9:2] BlueBrawl: that's too real ):
[3:9:2] Soundwave: oj yes
[3:9:22] Soundwave: 1/1
[3:9:41] BlueBrawl: jk that was pretty good
[3:9:49] Mr. Cargo : i blitz em you auschwitz em
[3:1:2] BlueBrawl: i pass them you gas them
[3:1:5] unfaded ->>>: i doom them you gloom them
[3:1:9] Soundwave: i reich em u blirzkreig em
[3:1:19] unfaded ->>>: i magic little fish them you grant his every wish them
[3:1:19] =VirtuaL=: I bite them you light them
[3:1:29] BlueBrawl: i sight them you light them
[3:1:32] unfaded ->>>: i cause in reality them you they are his god parents them
[3:1:34] Mr. Cargo : i sauce em you holocaust em
[3:1:48] BlueBrawl: can bank them, you anne frank them
[3:11:2] Mr. Cargo : i confine em, you war crime em
[3:11:4] =VirtuaL=: I eye them you buy them
[3:11:12] rush x tango: i book them you nuke them
[3:11:25] BlueBrawl: i deride them, you genocide them
[3:11:31] unfaded ->>>: i sweat them you lose yourself to dance them
[3:11:33] Mr. Cargo : i mitigate em you litigate em
[3:11:48] Mr. Cargo : i sue em you screw em
[3:11:54] Soundwave: i knuckle em u chuckle em
[3:12:28] Mr. Cargo : i peruse em you defuse em
[3:12:48] Mr. Cargo : i conceal em you appeal em
[3:13:2] BlueBrawl: i rig them you dig them
[3:13:25] Mr. Cargo : i unhinge em you infringe em
[3:13:54] Mr. Cargo : ok i think we need to move onto a new subject
[3:13:57] Mr. Cargo : math
[3:14:] Rarity: no please
[3:14:1] Mr. Cargo : i inscribe em you derive em
[3:14:1] Rarity: u sum em u cum em
[3:14:1] BlueBrawl: i formulate, you subjugate them
[3:14:12] Mr. Cargo : i integrate em you disintigrate em
[3:14:28] Mr. Cargo : i stare em you square em
[3:14:44] Mr. Cargo : i stay resolute you convolute
[3:14:51] Rarity: i tangent em u fragment em
[3:15:] Mr. Cargo : that's good
[3:15:7] BlueBrawl: i factor them, you fracture them
[3:15:1] Mr. Cargo : i trig em you frig em
[3:15:22] BlueBrawl: i angle them, you strangle them
[3:15:41] Mr. Cargo : i graph em you smash em
[3:15:56] BlueBrawl: i plot them, you rot them
[3:15:59] Mr. Cargo : i matlab em you stab em
[3:16:17] Mr. Cargo : i entice em you pspice em
[3:16:23] BlueBrawl: i c them, you bully them
[3:16:46] Mr. Cargo : i accelerate em you relegate em
[3:17:9] BlueBrawl: i filter them, you blister them
[3:17:23] Mr. Cargo : i smunch em you crunch em
[3:17:32] BlueBrawl: i muz them, you buzz them
[3:17:51] Mr. Cargo : i ti-84 em you floor em
[3:18:3] Rarity: i pi em u sny em
[3:18:8] Rarity: spi*
[3:18:1] Rarity: ahg
[3:18:19] BlueBrawl: i spice them, you slice them
[3:18:26] Mr. Cargo : i already did pspice
[3:18:37] BlueBrawl: but pspice is a variation of spice
[3:18:39] BlueBrawl: you dumbo
[3:18:48] Mr. Cargo : a weak entry but fine i'll take it
[3:18:53] BlueBrawl: ):
[3:18:55] Mr. Cargo : i inhale em you fail em
[3:19:1] BlueBrawl: getting too real again
[3:19:8] Apharmd: i protest them, you molest them
[3:19:9] BlueBrawl: i grade them you degrade them
[3:19:18] Mr. Cargo : i subtract em you impact em
[3:19:29] BlueBrawl: i preach them, you teach them
[3:19:46] BlueBrawl: i testify them, you crucify them
[3:2:24] Mr. Cargo : i imply em you decry em
[3:2:34] BlueBrawl: i host them you shitpost them
[3:2:41] Mr. Cargo : dear toadman
[3:2:46] Mr. Cargo : i encapsulate em you precipitate em
[3:21:8] Mr. Cargo : i man em you can em
[3:21:27] Mr. Cargo : i defibrilate em you incinerate em
[3:21:42] Mr. Cargo : i pigsty em you stirfry em
[3:22:14] BlueBrawl: i rust them, you bust them
[3:22:45] Mr. Cargo : i grievance em you silence em
[3:23:3] Mr. Cargo : i jerk em you murk em
[3:23:14] BlueBrawl: i cast them you last them
[3:23:27] Mr. Cargo : i slap em you cap em
[3:23:35] Mr. Cargo : i tap em you zap em
[3:23:37] Temjin: I'll broom them, you doom them
[3:23:4] unfaded ->>>: i radial javellin them you draco them
[3:23:47] Mr. Cargo : i sap em you scrap em
[3:23:51] BlueBrawl: i hello them, you jay leno them
[3:23:53] BlueBrawl: because you know
[3:23:59] BlueBrawl: leno and that
[3:23:59] Temjin: i creep them, you sleep them
[3:24:2] BlueBrawl: ok that was shit
[3:24:6] Mr. Cargo : i e.m.p. em you r.i.p. em
[3:24:17] BlueBrawl: i stump them you pump them
[3:24:25] Mr. Cargo : i trap em you snap em
[3:24:37] Mr. Cargo : i kidnap em you kneecap em
[3:25:3] Mr. Cargo : i wow em you plow em
[3:25:8] BlueBrawl: i mob them, you rob them
[3:25:32] Mr. Cargo : i cabbage em you savage em
[3:25:35] BlueBrawl: i jester them, you hitler them
[3:25:51] Mr. Cargo : hey bb
[3:25:53] BlueBrawl: hey oj
[3:25:54] Mr. Cargo : this is about to get way too real
[3:25:58] Mr. Cargo : so hold on
[3:26:] BlueBrawl: alright
[3:26:4] Mr. Cargo : i enroll em you control em
[3:26:1] Rarity: oh shet
[3:26:1] BlueBrawl: let's just skip to the end then
[3:26:19] Temjin: *insert rap battle parody screaming here*
[3:26:2] BlueBrawl: i grape them, you rape them
[3:26:23] BlueBrawl: there
[3:26:26] BlueBrawl: now it's too real
[3:26:28] unfaded ->>>: i immunize them you minionize them
[3:26:47] Mr. Cargo : i flank em you shank em
[3:26:54] BlueBrawl: i gank them you prank them
[3:27:15] BlueBrawl: of course you'll have to filter out the sexual assault and holocaust jokes
[3:27:18] Mr. Cargo : no
[3:27:21] Mr. Cargo : they stay in
[3:27:26] Mr. Cargo : nobody will deny what we've done
[3:27:47] BlueBrawl: i pluck them you cuck them
[3:27:47] Mr. Cargo : i bubble em you stubble em
[3:27:59] Mr. Cargo : i back em you whack em
[3:28:] Temjin: i tumble them, you rumble them
[3:28:11] BlueBrawl: i juke them, you hook them
[3:28:28] Mr. Cargo : i drawback you blackjack
[3:28:4] Mr. Cargo : this really is enough to fill a book huh
[3:28:47] Mr. Cargo : i should get to work on it then
[3:28:57] Mr. Cargo : i have a log to work on
[3:28:58] Temjin: i cargo them, you embargo them
[3:29:3] Mr. Cargo : damn son

What happened here? What is the point?  

[Watzup7856]

"i inconvenience em you depenis em"

best one by far

[Mendez]

What happened here? What is the point?  

Clearly this is a testament to OJ's comedic writing skills, where it's pretty obvious he should quit pursuing his dream of becoming an electrical engineer and instead pursue a career in comedy.
Also, I'm disappointed with how we missed some pretty simple one-liners like "I send them, you end them". Clearly OJ should switch majors right this instant so that he can perfect his comedic technique.

[Orange juice :l]

Excuse me? I already have my degree thank you very much

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[LemonPig]

My parkour skills. that' all.

[Xhatahx]

So I modified Chaos Generator to make New Base Weapon to be compatible with instagib, with 1HKO and all.

Then the game selected Copy Vision.

Cue a deathfest of epic proportions.

EDIT: Water Wave is also a deathfest, but more fair and fun.

SECOND EDIT: Get Chaos Generator, pick Fall Damage, go to MM1ICE, and fall down a hole. Go ahead, I'll wait.

THIRD EDIT: Double Fire Rate + Spread Fire + Infinite Ammo + Screw Crusher = MWAHAHAHAHAH

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[noVva]

there was one time that i and a friend (he is not on the forums because i he dosent talk english) where playing CTF and i was stealing his flag when i was going to my base i look that him was watching my flag
so i called him and tell him: "dude my flag is in front of you i let you have it"
and then he says to me: "what flag?"

i never laughed so hard on my life