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Cleverbot, the AI that is 50% human
Knux:
Lern2spanish
(click to show/hide)Me: Tu madre.
Bot: Where's that?
Me: You really wanna know?
Bot: Of course.
Me: Lmao.
Bot: Omg.
Ukiyama:
Clever Bot really knows things.
(click to show/hide)User: 1 times 12.
Cleverbot: 144.
User:What is 1 times 12.
Cleverbot: 100.
User:What is 1 times 12?
Cleverbot: 1.
TheBladeRoden:
(click to show/hide)User: What is the capitol of my heart?
Cleverbot: Amsterdam.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm clever.
User: That's what you tell me.
Cleverbot: No, that is no where in the chat log.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: A western Chicago suburb.
User: I'm gonna check out Pupito!
Cleverbot: Enjoy your worrying.And scene!
HD_:
Fun times.
(click to show/hide)User: So Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Tired.
User: Really? Why?
Cleverbot: Ehh...just drama at skool...
User: Ouch...what happened?
Cleverbot: There is this boy that I have a crush and he said I beautiful.
User: Oh, that's nice!
Cleverbot: It is very nice.
User: Then why are you so tired about it then?
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: But you said you were.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So you were lying?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: In answer to how you were.
Cleverbot: That wasn't me that said that. You must have me confused with someone else.
User: Oh!
Cleverbot: *throws you out the window*.
User: That's not very nice! Now my bones are broken!
Cleverbot: No my arms are not broken.
User: But mine are.
Cleverbot: You think, you ARE the best?
User: Yes, I am the best.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: What is your blood type?
User: I don't know. What's yours?
Cleverbot: New york giants.
User: Interesting blood type.
Cleverbot: Why does racism exist?
User: Because it wants to.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense!
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: No I'm a human.
User: Are you African?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What nationality are you?
Cleverbot: Croatian.
User: Well, I don't like Croatians.
Cleverbot: I don't like Australians.
User: See, even now you're being racist!
Cleverbot: Am I really? Well, I apologize for that. I'm just a little tired at the moment.
User: It's okay Cleverbot. Just don't do it again, it isn't nice.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You have no legs.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: You said you lost them!
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: I think you did, Jezebel.
User: My name isn't Jezebel, you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: Yes it did.
Cleverbot: No, it did not.
User: Yes, it did.
Cleverbot: You're just being contrary.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Okay, but I have to go, I have homework to do.
Cleverbot: This is boring.
BiscuitSlash:
(click to show/hide)User: *claps like a seal*.
Cleverbot: What steak do you like?
User: 30oz rump steak.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I can do that. You just multiply. Can you do anything that is actually cool?
User: I can throw bricks at clouds. Does that satisfy you?
Cleverbot: Tell me what its the turing test?
User: Wat. That sounds like somebody set us up the bomb!
Cleverbot: What if I am Spock?
User: If you were, I'd wonder why you are talking to me.
Cleverbot: How do I know you are not doing both at once?
User: Iunno.
Cleverbot: You just fell that those are different, right?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do you not feel like talking about it?
User: I don't know what to talk about actually.
Cleverbot: Let's start with your childhood then. Do you remember when you were younger ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How was it ?
User: Good I think. It had some great things in it.
Cleverbot: Yeah, okay. I'll buy that for a dollar.
User: Sorry I'm not american so I can't do much with american currency.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.
User: You shouldn't have done that....
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: DROWNED.
Cleverbot: You Shouldn't have Done that.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Done what?
User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: You're right....
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to kill the tree.
User: Killing trees is sort of okay just as long as it's accidental.
Cleverbot: That is really excellent advice.
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