Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Smash Still Worst]

[Ivory]

Okay, so since the game is over now, hopefully smash can fill me in on something that I have been questioning all game.

If I'm the second in command of crackhack, but act as the typical mafia leader, who the heck was the real leader of crackhack?

[Dr. Freeman]

Okay, so since the game is over now, hopefully smash can fill me in on something that I have been questioning all game.

If I'm the second in command of crackhack, but act as the typical mafia leader, who the heck was the real leader of crackhack?

Smash had some plans for other things, namely "final bosses" of sorts if mafia or townies won too quickly. The details of this, and whether or not Smash changed his mind after the 2nd day phase is unknown to me. But if a leader were to come into play, it might be here.

Either that or Smash made a typo on one of the Crackhack roles.

[Mendez]

You know what still ticks me off? We tried to kill Lego twice in two turns. Therefore, he shouldn't have been protected by Korby twice. But yet, he was, and it was really annoying to see him continuously living. If Smash had just updated faster, maybe Crackhack could have won. But I guess we'll never know now because SMASH IS THE GREATEST MAFIA HOST OF ALL TIME.

Anyways, allow me to introduce the entire Crackhack cast. We had a Skype chat where we could message each other and scheme about how to avoid detection. We also planned on who to kill and how. Now let me just be clear: nobody on Crackhack had any scanning abilities aside from myself, but it was very high risk, so it couldn't really be called a scanning ability. We got extremely lucky the first four turns, because we had no clear idea of who was Cutopian. We just inferred on a lot of stuff and took literal shots in the dark. It was incredibly satisfying and fun, I was grouped with a lot of good friends, and we had the best banter ever. Honestly, I wish Smash had updated the game more often.
Presenting team Crackhack:

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Beed28! (CrackHack Enigma)
Played by: Yellow Devil

Biedman Reels lived at the edge of the island in a small cottage by the sea. He spent his days quietly, tinkering around with a wild assortment of reality-altering devices he was constantly improving on. However, he could never leave the safety of his own home; he had an unstable disease which caused sporadic cell activity when in contact with non-humans, so he would always send his wife Caskett into town to sell his work. At first there was a great success, but over time the income grew smaller and smaller until it became difficult to live. Feeling ignored by the community and embittered by their feedback, he has taken up the name of Beed28! and went into hiding, one day swearing to make a grand return, one day promising to spread his alternate realities across Cutter's Cove... whether you want it or not.


Active Special: Chaos Generator
During the Night Phase, you may target up to three players, including yourself. Those players will be afflicted by a random effect which may or may not improve their odds or make them completely miserable. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).

Active Special: Jelly World
Once in the entire game, during the Day Phase, you may activate this ability. For that Turn and for two more Turns afterward, votes cast by yourself and by non-CrackHack players will randomly deal 1 extra damage or 1 less damage. You can't use this ability until Turn 4.

Passive Special?: Not Suitable
You take 2 extra points of damage from TGOT, F1Sigma, and Max Hardings.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

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Mendez (CrackHack Graffiti Artist)
Played by: Galaxy Sisbro

Cutter's Cove is such a boring, dried-up, lifeless hole in the wall. Honestly, you've grown sick of it. You tried to revitalize the area a few times, once with a set of stages called AMP, once with a stage-sharing venue known as Mapchella, once with a series of video streams. Nothing has worked, and between your lack of interest and your dislike of DTD for forcing you into working on his half of AMP, you decided you'd like nothing more than to nuke the entire place with copious amounts of spray paint. You joined CrackHack in order to flex your creative muscle and get back at Cutter's Cove at the same time. Now if only something was done about DoomThroughDoom...


Passive Special: Texture Soup
Every time someone targets a member of CrackHack with an ability, there is a 25% chance of them being camouflaged by Texture Soup. If they were hidden successfully, you will earn a Stage Token.

Active Special: Constructive Criticism
You may choose to spend any number of Stage Tokens during your Day Phase. If you do, your vote deals extra damage equal to the number of Stage Tokens spent this way.

Active Special: Positive Reinforcement
During the Day Phase, you may spend a Stage Token to target a single player, not including yourself. That player's actions cannot be nullified by abilities. There will also be a video posted in the thread which may or may not reveal your actions.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!
Secret Mission: Survive to the end... without DoomThroughDoom!

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DoomThroughDoom (CrackHack Prankster)
Played by: King Dumb

You were once a respected war veteran of Cutter's Cove who enjoyed devising new tricks and traps to test the other Cutopians. However, at some point or another the "tests" slowly turned into "trolling", much to the anger of the island's citizens. Eventually you were forced away from the island for "repeated abuse". Hah! The fools don't know what mistake they made when they decided to banish the great and powerful DoomThroughDoom!


Passive Special: [TUTORIAL] How To Stalk CutmanMike
Every time someone targets you with an ability, there is a 50% chance you will learn what that player's Job Class is (for you, it's Prankster).

Active Special: Post Your Sexual Fantasy Here
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player has a chance of revealing their (in-story) perverse desires in the thread (censored where necessary, of course). Though mostly for laughs, you might be able to learn something based on their dialogue, speech pattern, and choice of personal gratification.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!


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Tsukiyomaru Zero (CrackHack Scientist)
Played by: ThePlayer

Touhou Arena... a failure! Contra Mode... a failure! Railgun Instagib... Saxton Hale... Overdrive Classes... failure, failure, FAILURE! Why can't I get the formula RIGHT for once!? These blasted Cutopians, thinking they can ban me and then UN-ban me, only to laugh at my FAILURE! I've almost had it!

... No matter. They'll be finished soon enough.


Active Special: SCIENCE!!
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. You will go out and gather information about that player. The information you gather is randomly selected from their Job Class (Scientist for you) or one of their Specials.

Passive Special: THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
Every time you would have been defeated, you will instead transform into a new incarnation of Tsuki. However, if you are "defeated" twice within two Turns, you won't be able to transform that fast and will die for real.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

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Lament (CrackHack Second-In-Command)
Played by: Ivory

None of the other members of CrackHack are quite sure how you joined them, but you've effortlessly completed every task you've been given, without any hesitation. It's scary how quickly you've risen through the ranks. Despite the title, you effectively serve as the leader of Team CrackHack, orchestrating their attacks and subduing the Cutopian Guard. This final strike was actually your idea; luring the Cutopians to Mafia Island is a brilliant plan in of itself, as the citizens are hopelessly terrible at any form of mafia game. Now you can wipe everyone out in one fell swoop.

But... what are these visions... these dreams... ... ... of a girl?


Active Special: Dark Absorption
During the Day Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player will be completely immune from any damage taken, including instagib, for that Day Phase as well as the subsequent Night Phase. You cannot target the same player two Turns in a row. In addition, you can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).

Active Special: Dark Blaster
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player will promptly get shot in the face and die. How lovely.

Active Special: Dark Collection
Twice in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you may select any defeated player. That player will be revived and drafted to Team CrackHack. After a quick briefing and an introduction to their partners in crime, that player will be given a random ability.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!
Secret Mission: Forget your past mistakes with DarkAura's help!

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Mr. Shadow (CrackHack Berserker)
Played by: Mendez

hey all your cutstuff can fuk itslef


Active Special: oh
During the Day Phase, you can make a post in the game thread with a blank subject header and only containing the word "oh". If you do, your vote deals 2 extra points of damage to Townie players. This ability can only be used once per Turn.

Active Special: And I Must Scream
During the Night Phase, you can target any player, not including yourself. You will then scream to that player. Very loudly. Right in the ears. This will more than likely deafen that player, delaying them from receiving information for an entire Turn. This includes, but is not limited to, results of scanning players, confirmations from using abilities, or upates for transforming abilities. However, if you scream at a Cutopian, you will more than likely promptly get kicked in the face and die. Tough luck.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!


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Donutyoshi (CrackHack Furry)
Played by: Magnet Dood

There's nothing wrong with being a furry, right? Unfortunately, the Cutopians seem to think so, at least to you. You're sick and tired of everyone cracking jokes at your expense. Even if they might be true, that's no reason to run around screaming how freaky you are. Only you're allowed to do that. You tried sabotaging core files before, but after that attempt failed you were contacted by CrackHack for your... erm, "special skills". Now you've decided to thoroughly ruin everyone else's day to get revenge for them ruining yours.


Passive Special: Animal Lover
You deal 1 less damage to Joseph Collins, Smash the Echidna, and Yellow Devil. You also take 1 less damage from these three characters.

Active Special: IS THAT A GLACEON
Once in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you can go search for furry porn. Doing so will pull up the most disturbing, nasty, perverse, secretly arousing, gut-wrenchingly sexual Pokemon animal girl in the existence of Rule 34 in order to DEEPLY OFFEND EVERYONE IN THE GAME during the following Day Phase. Most players will be too busy recoiling in fear or losing their lunch on the sidewalk to do much of anything. This includes such mafia-based essentials like "voting" or "using abilities", so by getting your furry freak on and showing everyone your wild side, you can effectively lock down everyone except for yourself for an entire Day Phase.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

[CHAOS_FANTAZY]

Donutyoshi (CrackHack Furry)
Played by: Magnet Dood

I knew it all along

[Rozark]

I take a day off for Drama Club and homework/half-assed PSAT practice/supreme lethargy and what do I come back to

a dead mafia
gj

and this was my role

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OrangeMario (Townie Vendor)
Played by: TGOT

Every day, OM wakes up early to give his vendor cart a fresh waxing. It's time-consuming, but it's worth it to see the cart gleaming in the sunlight as it displays his fruit. Oh, his fruit! Such fresh fruit! Apples, melons, strawberries, peaches... and especially oranges. OM's oranges are legendary among the Cutopians. They're simply divine, with such a bright tang and vibrant juice... and no seeds, either! OM didn't know of the dangers waiting for him on Mafia Island. He was there selling his oranges like normal when things turned for the worse, and if he has a say about it, he'll just keep selling those lovely oranges.


Active Special: Here, Have an Orange
During the Day Phase, you may target any player, including yourself. That player will eat an orange, reducing their total damage taken by roughly the number of Townies and Neutrals remaining in the game.

Passive Special: Orange Ocean
If you are defeated during the Night Phase, and you have consumed an orange during the previous Day Phase, your robot assistant and fruit blender ACS will drag your assailant into the ocean. Now they're defeated too. FUN.

Mission: Give the players plenty of Vitamin C!

Also what the heck does this mean
I literally can't understand this

If Smash ever updated TGOT then Ivory were going to die.
So.
Q_Q

TGOT's thing
anyways, it means that since I was the gunner who could roast ohkos in the night, you were next on my kill list then Ivory and I'm sad about me not being able to roast those 2, moreso Ivory Q_Q

[Watzup7856]

just gotta say Venus had the best role of all

[Magikarp]

oh so the mafia's over ok
here's my role

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Messatsu (Cutopian Landlord)
As the Cove's largest property owner, it was only natural to recruit Messatsu into the Cutopian Guard. Strong leadership skills, a solid grip on programming, and control of several vital land masses on Cutter's Cove all make for impressive advantages, especially when it comes to deleting a rogue group of wannabe internet hackers. Let's have some fun, shall we?

"Hahahah... YOSH!!"


Active Special: Temporary Ban
If you successfully deal damage to someone who has voted against you during a Day Phase, and you are not voted out of the game, you can choose to Ban that player until the next Day Phase. This will prevent them from taking any action during the Night Phase in between.

Active Special: Server Event
During the Night Phase, you can sound an alarm warning of an incoming Server Event. If you do, the next Day Phase will be affected by a random Server Event. This will have an impact on some part of the game, such as blocking the use of abilities, removing all players' defense, or requiring a substantial majority of votes instead of just having the highest damage. You can only use this ability every three Turns (meaning you must wait at least two Turns between uses).

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

HAHAHAH CRACKHACK IS LAME
YOU MISSED A GUARD FFFFFUCKERS

magikarp is now level 90

[Russel]

Actually
They missed like three
you died.

Like...the results from the previous night phase were posted a few pages back after everyone flipped...and you died.

[Magikarp]

wait really
shit

i need to read

EDIT: fUCK YOU GUYS i'm worth more than half grand
Event Magikarps are very expensive, I'll have you know! I'd go for three grand, and that's if you held the seller at gunpoint and demanded that he dropped the price.

I am so done with this place

[Shade Guy]

Oh, this died? That's disappointing. "But why, Shade, would that be disappointing to you? You died ages ago," you may ask. But did I!?!?!?!?

I was revived by Ivory overnight on turn 4, with the following role:

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Harpy Lady (CrackHack Public Relations)
Played by: Shade Guy

"Hey Smash, can I be an enemy in your game thing?"
"I don't think it works that way--"
"Aw come on man!"
"But nobody even KNOWS you."
"Even better!"
"-groan-"



Passive Special?: Outta Sight
You won't show up in the list of players still in the game (front page).

Active Special: Beauteous Wings
During the Day Phase, you may choose to use this ability. If at the end of the Day Phase, if a female character would have been defeated, you will step in and take the blow for them. If this ability was used, regardless of the results, you can't be defeated during the Night Phase. By anything. Ever.

Passive Special: Quill Cascade
Your votes during the Day Phase deal damage equal to the number of CrackHack players still in the game. However, your attack damage can't go over 6 points this way.

The only hint at this occurrence was small paragraph included in the events of night 4, a '...?' being added to my obituary and the number of CrackHack players increasing by one. So, I could have dished out up to 6 damage in a vote and passed it off as a joke, since people wouldn't have thought I was still playing. And if all other CrackHack players died, I could have done absolutely nothing and let the innocent players accuse and kill each other while they sought the last CrackHack member. It's a shame I didn't get to execute this admittedly-ridiculously cheap strategy. But blame Smash for allowing such a strategy to exist.

[Korby]

[1:39:38 AM] SmashMan.EXE: why do I write such tripe anyway
[1:39:44 AM] SmashMan.EXE: I should be locked away in a mental facility
[1:39:52 AM] Korby: speaking of tripe
[1:39:54 AM] Korby: GO UPLOAD THE ACTOR CARDS
[1:39:55 AM] Korby: ADFIGHUY
[1:40:01 AM] SmashMan.EXE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[1:40:03 AM] SmashMan.EXE: KORBY NO
[1:40:07 AM] SmashMan.EXE: MY ONE WEAKNESS
[1:40:08 AM] Korby: I'LL CUT YOU M8
[1:40:10 AM] Korby: YOU BETTER DO IT
[1:40:16 AM] Korby: I SWEAR TO MIKE I'LL CUT YOU
[1:40:22 AM] SmashMan.EXE: LOL
[1:40:32 AM] Korby: Korby jabs a fish at smash
[1:40:35 AM] Korby: I AM ARMED AND DANGEROUS
[1:40:35 AM] Shade Guy: How dare you use Mike's name in vain
[1:40:46 AM] SmashMan.EXE: HAHAHAHAHA
[1:41:08 AM] Ivory: Korby cuts instead of stabs now? This is unnacceptable. I am revolking Korby's cutting license.
[1:41:31 AM] SmashMan.EXE: I can totally see you with a giant fish btw



please note that I literally haven't touched this in nearly half a year
so if there are any conflicting roles or overcomplicated ability effects
it's more than likely that I have even less of a clue than you do

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SmashBro (The Overseer)
Played by: Harpy Lady (offscreen player olololo)

Unbelievable. He was there. He was really fucking there this entire time. How you didn't notice him was a mystery in itself, but his secrecy, his reluctance to lend a helping hand when the Cutopians needed it... Why? He was obviously decked out in forbidden gear that was more than capable of wiping out Team CrackHack...

What is he planning... ?


Passive Special?: Let's Get Sexy
Every time you vote, flip a coin for every female still in play (Ivory, Katie, Alice, Cherry, DarkAura, and Kapus). For every time you get heads, you deal 1 damage. If all coins are tails, or there are no female characters still in the game, your vote deals -2 damage (meaning you can partially shield a player from damage).

Passive Special: Not Dead, Just "Sleeping"
You will appear dead to all players until Turn 8.

Passive Special: Koopa Thighs
Before Turn 1 begins, target any player except for yourself. You and that player are completely immune to all negative effects until Turn 4.

Active Special: Guardian Armor
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. During the next Day Phase, all damage taken is reduced by 1 for you and that player. If you did not target another player, you still receive the defense bonus for yourself. You can't use this ability until Turn 4.

Passive Special: Striker Dash
You can only vote through Cutmail; posts made in the thread will be ignored. Your votes will always be counted before any other Day Turn action, even if that action would have prevented you from being able to vote.

Passive Special: Recon Cloak
You can't be detected by any scanning abilities.

Passive Special: Stone Body
You can't be defeated unless you are voted off.

Passive Special: Float Body
Your abilities can never be nullified by the effects of another ability.

Mission: [REDACTED]

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Kenkoru (Townie Legend)
Played by: Hubert the Ice Jelly

The man. The myth. The legend.


Passive Special: Galactic Farewell
You will explode at the beginning of Turn 1, creating an enormous spatial wave of ultimate sadness and disbelief. If LlamaHombre (the player) does not say "I miss Kenkoru" by the end of Turn 1's Day Phase, he will also explode. Very violently.

Mission: Become an internet pop idol!

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Cold Fusion (Neutral Scapegoat)
Played by: Awbawlisk

Congratulations! You are now playing as the unluckiest son of a bitch in the entire world of mafia forum games! You're so universally hated, people vote to kill you even if you're not actually playing! Actually, now that you think about it, why are you helping the Cutopians in the first place? You're always being nuked off the face of the planet... why not have some fun getting back at the guys who keep shoving you down?


Passive Special?: Let's Kill Cold Fusion!
If someone votes for Cold Fusion (the person), the damage they would normally take is instead redirected to Cold Fusion (the character). In other words, don't make people hate the actual Cold Fusion, because you'll be the one who is voted off instead.

Passive Special: Fusion Five
On even-numbered Turns, you will receive a new Special from one of your mind's many creations. This Special can be used only once, and receiving a new Special will remove the one you had previously. At any time, you can choose to lock your Special from Fusion Five; this will prevent that Special from being overwritten until you have used its effects.

Mission: Survive until Turn 6!

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Active Special: Static Touch
You may activate this ability during the Day Phase. If you do, everyone who votes for the same person you vote for will take 2 damage. This ability will be replaced by another member of the Fusion Five on Turn 4, though you may choose to lock this ability to prevent it being replaced until it is used.

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Active Special: Rope Lasso
You may activate this ability during the Day Phase. If you do, the player you vote for will be stunned in addition to taking damage. This will prevent them from using any abilities for an entire Turn. This ability will be replaced by another member of the Fusion Five on Turn 8, though you may choose to lock this ability to prevent it being replaced until it is used.

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LlamaHombre (Cutopian Moderator)
Played by: Tengu

His head's in the right place, but he's got a few... problems.
"I hope this is apparent by now, but I hate all of humanity."
"But Llama, it's the heart that matters!"
"APPARENTLY NOT"


Active Special: EXCUSE ME ???
You can activate this ability at the beginning of the Day Phase. If you do, damage taken will be doubled. If you are not voted out during that Day Phase, any damage dealt during that Day Phase is completely reverted as if it never happened.

Passive Special: WHAT IS THIS MALARKEY
You deal 1 extra point of damage to Team CrackHack.

Passive Special: At Least I'm Not A Magical Girl
You can't turn into a Magical Girl.

Active Special: Turnabout (unlocked afer joining CutNet)
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. You have a 75% chance of successfully retrieving information about that player. The information you gather is randomly selected from their Job Class (Moderator for you) or their Alignment (Cutopian for you).

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

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TGOT (Townie Changeling)
Played by: HD (Gumballtoid got SHREK'D)

Long ago, a young man by the name of Marcus Finley had ingested six entire boxes of Quint-Flavoured Radioactive Quorn Flakes without using any milk, confusing them for Power Chips. Instead of flat-out dying, he had managed to transform into an entirely new being altogether. He could alter his appearance to match that of other Cutopians, though he had forgotten about his previous existence. Now lacking most of his memories along with his name, he saw the discarded cereal box, and after reading the obvious typo he bonded with the essence of the letter Q. The first person to see Marcus' new green-skinned self had forgotten his name, calling him "That guy! ... Over there." Not knowing any different, the changeling assumed that to be his real name. He's been called TGOT ever since.


Active Special: Rubber Dong (picked up after Cold Fusion is defeated)
If you vote for yourself, all damage taken from votes is reduced to 1.

Active Special: Holy Scepter of Toid (picked up after Tengu is defeated)
If you are the first person to vote against a specific player, you deal 2 extra points of damage.

Active Special: SaQgarne (picked up after Watzup is defeated)
If the person you voted against receives the second-highest amount of damage (meaning they barely escaped being voted off), you will bounce from their body with the SaQgarne. This will prevent most abilities from working against you during the next Night Phase.

Passive Special: Changeling
If you are scanned by another player, that player will receive random information about any active character in the game, including yourself. There is a chance of them learning about TGOT's powers, but more than likely they'll just think you're Lego or something.

Mission: Survive until the end of the game... OR find your missing equipment and use everything at least once!

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Beed28! (CrackHack Enigma)
Played by: Yellow Devil

Biedman Reels lived at the edge of the island in a small cottage by the sea. He spent his days quietly, tinkering around with a wild assortment of reality-altering devices he was constantly improving on. However, he could never leave the safety of his own home; he had an unstable disease which caused sporadic cell activity when in contact with non-humans, so he would always send his wife Caskett into town to sell his work. At first there was a great success, but over time the income grew smaller and smaller until it became difficult to live. Feeling ignored by the community and embittered by their feedback, he has taken up the name of Beed28! and went into hiding, one day swearing to make a grand return, one day promising to spread his alternate realities across Cutter's Cove... whether you want it or not.


Active Special: Chaos Generator
During the Night Phase, you may target up to three players, including yourself. Those players will be afflicted by a random effect which may or may not improve their odds or make them completely miserable. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).

Active Special: Jelly World
Once in the entire game, during the Day Phase, you may activate this ability. For that Turn and for two more Turns afterward, votes cast by yourself and by non-CrackHack players will randomly deal 1 extra damage or 1 less damage. You can't use this ability until Turn 4.

Passive Special?: Not Suitable
You take 2 extra points of damage from TGOT, F1Sigma, and Max Hardings.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

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Mendez (CrackHack Graffiti Artist)
Played by: Galaxy Sisbro

Cutter's Cove is such a boring, dried-up, lifeless hole in the wall. Honestly, you've grown sick of it. You tried to revitalize the area a few times, once with a set of stages called AMP, once with a stage-sharing venue known as Mapchella, once with a series of video streams. Nothing has worked, and between your lack of interest and your dislike of DTD for forcing you into working on his half of AMP, you decided you'd like nothing more than to nuke the entire place with copious amounts of spray paint. You joined CrackHack in order to flex your creative muscle and get back at Cutter's Cove at the same time. Now if only something was done about DoomThroughDoom...


Passive Special: Texture Soup
Every time someone targets a member of CrackHack with an ability, there is a 25% chance of them being camouflaged by Texture Soup. If they were hidden successfully, you will earn a Stage Token.

Active Special: Constructive Criticism
You may choose to spend any number of Stage Tokens during your Day Phase. If you do, your vote deals extra damage equal to the number of Stage Tokens spent this way.

Active Special: Positive Reinforcement
During the Day Phase, you may spend a Stage Token to target a single player, not including yourself. That player's actions cannot be nullified by abilities. There will also be a video posted in the thread which may or may not reveal your actions.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!
Secret Mission: Survive to the end... without DoomThroughDoom!

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Alice (Neutral Techbrain)
Played by: DarkAura

Nobody seems to understand me... I'm not weird! I'm just a little nervous, is all... I-It's not my fault if I don't know what to say at times! Stop it! ... That's okay, I still have you, don't I? I remember when your eyes first lit up. Your hair... your hands... your smile... I made it all. You can't talk much, but it seems like you're the only one that really understands me...

"We're here for each other, right? Always and forever."


Passive Special: Double The Fun
If you are voted out of the game or take more than 20 damage during the Day Phase, F1sigma will take the hits for you. There is also a 50% chance F1sigma will take damage for you during the Night Phase. She will be out of service for a while, so it takes 3 Turns to fully repair her, during which she cannot protect you or vote for you.

Active Special: Double The Trouble
You can vote twice and for two separate people. Your first vote as Alice is posted in the thread, while your machinated lookalike F1sigma votes via Cutmail. This ability can only be used while F1sigma is still in working order.

Passive Special?: Always Hunted, Never A Reprieve
Scanning abilities will always display you as an enemy. This means that being scanned by a Townie or Cutopian will display you as CrackHack, while being scanned by CrackHack will display you as Townie. This only affects how you are displayed; abilities that affect Townies or CrackHack members will not take effect, since you are still Neutral alignment. If this ability is nullified while you are scanned, you will properly display as Neutral.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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DoomThroughDoom (CrackHack Prankster)
Played by: King Dumb

You were once a respected war veteran of Cutter's Cove who enjoyed devising new tricks and traps to test the other Cutopians. However, at some point or another the "tests" slowly turned into "trolling", much to the anger of the island's citizens. Eventually you were forced away from the island for "repeated abuse". Hah! The fools don't know what mistake they made when they decided to banish the great and powerful DoomThroughDoom!


Passive Special: [TUTORIAL] How To Stalk CutmanMike
Every time someone targets you with an ability, there is a 50% chance you will learn what that player's Job Class is (for you, it's Prankster).

Active Special: Post Your Sexual Fantasy Here
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player has a chance of revealing their (in-story) perverse desires in the thread (censored where necessary, of course). Though mostly for laughs, you might be able to learn something based on their dialogue, speech pattern, and choice of personal gratification.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

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Shade Guy (Townie Sculptor)
Played by: Kenkoru

Mapping is fun, don't you agree? No? That's unfortunate. I've been mapping for a while now, and I've had a blast with it all along! Just look all around you; my maps are hosted in plenty of places. Heck, some of them are even in 8BDM's core files! Come on! Won't you help me make a beautiful new map?


Active Special: Stage Change
At the beginning of the Night Phase, you will receive blueprints for two stages. During that same Night Phase, you can choose to complete one of these blueprints. If you do, the following Day Phase will take place on the new stage. If you do not select a blueprint, it will be treated as if you opted out of building a stage.

Passive Special?: Lag! The Horror!
Every action taken against you (including votes) is delayed by an entire Turn.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Korby (Cutopian Grand Moderator)
Played by: Laggy Blazko

"Bear my shield! Wield my sword! Make my mark! Take up arms... FOR JUSTICE!!!"
"Silly Korby... you don't have a sword."
"I don't care, the motto sounds cool."


Active Special: Meteo Shot
You can choose to toggle this when you vote during the Day Phase. If activated, you deal 2 extra points of damage, but you automatically take 3 points of damage yourself, regardless of player votes.

Passive Special: Partners For Life
If you target Ivory with an ability or vote against Ivory (or Ivory does either of these to you), the effect is negated and both of you immediately synch up with each other. This protection only takes effect during the first Phase it occurs. After being synched, you can still hurt each other, so don't do anything dumb.

Active Special: KEEEEEECK (unlocked after CutNet gains four members)
During the Night Phase, you may target any player, not including yourself. If that player is not being shielded, you will KICK THEM IN THE FACE!! and prevent them from taking any action for that Night Phase. In addition, the target player cannot be shielded with abilities until the next Night Phase. You can't kick the same person two Turns in a row.

Mission: Reunite with Ivory, then take down Team CrackHack!

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Ivory (Cutopian Administrator)
Played by: Korby

She's not in the mood for your nonsense. Her sole directive is to shut down those CrackHack freaks and defend the island, and honestly she can only think of the sweet sensation of digging her boots into a few skulls. Unless you have information pertaining to the criminal team, it can wait.

"Cut the crap. Or I'll cut through you instead... though I guess that's not much different."


Active Special: Ivory Barrier
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player will be completely immune from any damage taken, including instagib, for that Night Phase as well as the subsequent Day Phase. You cannot target the same player two Turns in a row.

Active Special: Soul Search
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. If that player is part of the Cutopian Guard, you will trade information about your roles and will gain the ability to freely converse with one another through CutNet. This means that discovering new members and adding them to CutNet will also alert every other member on CutNet.

Passive Special: Sharp Blade, Sharper Reflexes
If there are more Cutopian Guards in the game than CrackHack members, you cannot be defeated by CrackHack's night strikes. You also deal 1 extra point of damage with your votes.

Mission: Find your allies quickly and work together to take down Team CrackHack!

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Messatsu (Cutopian Landlord)
Played by: Magikarp

As the Cove's largest property owner, it was only natural to recruit Messatsu into the Cutopian Guard. Strong leadership skills, a solid grip on programming, and control of several vital land masses on Cutter's Cove all make for impressive advantages, especially when it comes to deleting a rogue group of wannabe internet hackers. Let's have some fun, shall we?

"Hahahah... YOSH!!"


Active Special: Temporary Ban
If you successfully deal damage to someone who has voted against you during a Day Phase, and you are not voted out of the game, you can choose to Ban that player until the next Day Phase. This will prevent them from taking any action during the Night Phase in between.

Active Special: Server Event
During the Night Phase, you can sound an alarm warning of an incoming Server Event. If you do, the next Day Phase will be affected by a random Server Event. This will have an impact on some part of the game, such as blocking the use of abilities, removing all players' defense, or requiring a substantial majority of votes instead of just having the highest damage. You can only use this ability every three Turns (meaning you must wait at least two Turns between uses).

Active Special: Perma-Ban (unlocked after joining CutNet)
If you are the only Cutopian Guard to vote during a Day Phase, and no Cutopian Guards are voted out of the game during that phase, the player you voted against will be Banned until the next Day Phase just as if you had used Temporary Ban. However, if they are a member of Team CrackHack, they will be removed from play. You can only use this ability every three Turns (meaning you must wait at least two Turn between uses). You also cannot use this ability during the same Day Phase that a Server Event is active. This ability's cooldown will not trigger if another Cutopian Guard votes during the activated phase (as that causes an automatic ability failure).

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

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Tsukiyomaru Zero (CrackHack Scientist)
Played by: ThePlayer

Touhou Arena... a failure! Contra Mode... a failure! Railgun Instagib... Saxton Hale... Overdrive Classes... failure, failure, FAILURE! Why can't I get the formula RIGHT for once!? These blasted Cutopians, thinking they can ban me and then UN-ban me, only to laugh at my FAILURE! I've almost had it!

... No matter. They'll be finished soon enough.


Active Special: SCIENCE!!
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. You will go out and gather information about that player. The information you gather is randomly selected from their Job Class (Scientist for you) or one of their Specials.

Passive Special: THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
Every time you would have been defeated, you will instead transform into a new incarnation of Tsuki. However, if you are "defeated" twice within two Turns, you won't be able to transform that fast and will die for real.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

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OrangeMario (Townie Vendor)
Played by: TGOT

Every day, OM wakes up early to give his vendor cart a fresh waxing. It's time-consuming, but it's worth it to see the cart gleaming in the sunlight as it displays his fruit. Oh, his fruit! Such fresh fruit! Apples, melons, strawberries, peaches... and especially oranges. OM's oranges are legendary among the Cutopians. They're simply divine, with such a bright tang and vibrant juice... and no seeds, either! OM didn't know of the dangers waiting for him on Mafia Island. He was there selling his oranges like normal when things turned for the worse, and if he has a say about it, he'll just keep selling those lovely oranges.


Active Special: Here, Have an Orange
During the Day Phase, you may target any player, including yourself. That player will eat an orange, reducing their total damage taken by the number of Townies and Neutrals remaining in the game.

Passive Special: Orange Ocean
If you are defeated during the Night Phase, and you have consumed an orange during the previous Day Phase, your robot assistant and fruit blender ACS will drag your assailant into the ocean. Now they're defeated too. FUN.

Mission: Give the players plenty of Vitamin C!

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Rozark (Townie Gentleman)
Played by: JaxOf7

Top hat? Check. Monocle? Check. Mustache? Check. Cane? Check. Old-fashioned pipe? Check check check-a-roonie. Wait a minute... oh right! Sinister-looking cat to sit on my lap while I give cryptic messages to our heroes? Check.

Want to get fancy? I want to get fancy. Let's get fancy. Fancy Feast.


Active Special: Raise Your Hand
During the Night Phase, you may target a player who was voted for in the previous Day Phase but was not voted out of the game. That player will feel compelled to raise their hand, allowing you to track what actions they take during that Night Phase. If you were the only person to vote against a particular player, you cannot target them with this ability.

Active Special: Jack's Grow
Twice in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you can spread some Jack's Grow around Mafia Island. During the following Day Phase, everyone will have to submit their votes through Cutmail, because now there's grass hair all over the place and it's kind of hard to see what everyone's doing through so much grass hair.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Watzup7856 (Townie Brawler)
Played by: Stardroid Venus

Alright, boys. Let's have some fun.


Active Special: YOURE NOTHING BUT PEPPERED ASSCHEEKS TO ME
During the Night Phase, you may target any player, including yourself. Through the power of bind spamming, you have a 50% chance of transforming them into a pair of peppered asscheeks. I'm not sure if you've checked your pair of regular (and certainly not peppered) asscheeks recently, but being a pair of asscheeks comes with its disadvantages such as "being used to sit on" and "the inability to talk". The transformed player can't take any action until the next Night Phase, though any damage they take will be reduced to zero. Your asscheeks are used to a life of body pressure so they should know how to ignore a few Day Phase votes. Maybe you should thank your asscheeks sometime.

Passive Special: SIT DOWN SON!!!!!!!!!
If, during the Night Phase, you have failed in turning a player into peppered asscheeks, and you are targeted by an ability during the same Night Phase, that ability has a 50% chance of failing. This means ALL abilities. Even night strikes from CrackHack. Because yes.

Passive Special: GET RAPED SON!!!!!!!!!
If, during the Night Phase, you have failed in turning a player into peppered asscheeks, your vote will deal 1 extra point of damage during the next Day Phase. Your vote also ignores the effects of any defense-boosting or power-reducing abilities.

Mission: Spread the message of peppered asscheeks awareness!

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Tengu and Tango (Townie Ogre)
Played by: Gumballtoid (HD got SHREK'D)

Nobody remembers Mr. Tansen's first name. Once a judo champion, he has devoted himself to wearing the mask of the tengu since his crushing defeat on Power Stone Island. Not much else is known about "Tengu Tansen" aside from a few things. He enjoys Super Mario World. His favorite restaurant is Bomber Burger. He has a cat named Tango. Also, he went crazy after a Shrek movie marathon and painted himself and his cat green.


Active Special: CHECK URSELF BEFOR U SHREK URSELF
Before the game starts, you may target any two players, including yourself. If both of those players have the same alignment (Townie, Cutopian, or CrackHack) or one of those players is Neutral alightment, they will GET SHREK'D and switch roles. If this ability fails once, you have one other chance and may go for a second attempt. This ability can only be used if your Cutstuff avatar is a picture of Shrek. Better go find one.

Passive Special: Resistballtoids
You take zero damage from Watzup, Gumballtoid, and TGOT.

Passive Special: Tangos Have Layers
At the end of the Day Phase, reduce all damage taken by 2.

Mission: SHREK someone and survive to the end!

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DarkAura (Neutral Loner)
Played by: Watzup7856 (Alice got SHREK'D)

You've been a mute for as long as you can remember, unable to property express yourself to others. This all changed after meeting Lament... oh, Lament. How can someone possibly be so nice to a complete stranger? Lament befriended you, learned your story, listened to your story. Even without words, he understood everything you meant. He could hear your feelings. The two of you bonded as friends, as partners, as lovers. Then one day... he left. Just like that. He just left without warning.

Something's not right here... You've got to find out what.


Passive Special?: Curse of Silence
Since you can't talk, you also can't vote in the thread. (If you do, it won't be counted.) Your votes must be submitted via Cutmail in order to have any effect.

Active Special: From a Past Life
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. You will send your entire Actor Card to the target player, so think before you act! If that player is Lament, you can persuade him to leave CrackHack and join you as a Neutral. Doing so will protect the both of you for that Night Phase and for the next two Turns as well.

Active Special: Fuck This, I'm Done
Once in the entire game, during the Day Phase you may target any player, including yourself. If that player takes any damage at all, even if you did not deal the damage yourself, and that player is not Lament, that player is removed from play. Activating this ability will reveal most of your Actor Card publicly in the thread, even if the ability did not successfully take effect.

Mission: Survive to the end with Lament by your side!

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Lament (CrackHack Second-In-Command)
Played by: Ivory

None of the other members of CrackHack are quite sure how you joined them, but you've effortlessly completed every task you've been given, without any hesitation. It's scary how quickly you've risen through the ranks. Despite the title, you effectively serve as the leader of Team CrackHack, orchestrating their attacks and subduing the Cutopian Guard. This final strike was actually your idea; luring the Cutopians to Mafia Island is a brilliant plan in of itself, as the citizens are hopelessly terrible at any form of mafia game. Now you can wipe everyone out in one fell swoop.

But... what are these visions... these dreams... ... ... of a girl?


Active Special: Dark Absorption
During the Day Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player will be completely immune from any damage taken, including instagib, for that Day Phase as well as the subsequent Night Phase. You cannot target the same player two Turns in a row. In addition, you can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).

Active Special: Dark Blaster
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player will promptly get shot in the face and die. How lovely.

Passive Special: Dark Collection
Twice in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you may select any defeated player. That player will be revived and drafted to Team CrackHack. After a quick briefing and an introduction to their partners in crime, that player will be given a random ability.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!
Secret Mission: Forget your past mistakes with DarkAura's help!

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Gizmo the Cat (Townie Fan Character)
Played by: Kirbysonic

Yeah! Let's rock!


Passive Special: Plasma Cannon
If you are the last or second-to-last person to vote against a specific player, you deal 1 extra point of damage.

Passive Cannon: Magna Goggles
An ability cannot prevent you from being able to vote.

Passive Special: Nine Lives
If you are defeated during the Day Phase, you have the one-time ability to negate that defeat and continue playing as if you were never voted out.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Lego (Townie Technician)
Played by: Hilman

[10:33:06 PM] Lego: Supress the dictatorship of Toid
[10:33:13 PM] ThatGuyOverThere: Supress Lego's Ass
[10:33:45 PM] thatguy74: Inspiration to Everything


Active Special: Under Siege
If there are more CrackHack members than Cutopian Guards, damage taken from Team CrackHack is reduced by 1.

Passive Special: Strength in Numbers
At the end of the Day Phase, you gain 1 point of defense for every player who is not a member of CrackHack and did not vote against you. This defense bonus can possibly save you from being voted out at the end of the Day Phase, and will persist through the Night Phase until the beginning of the next Day Phase.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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JaxOf7 (Townie Wizard)
Played by: Captain Barlowe

Also known as "voice actor", "fighting game character", or "the rainbow pony".


Active Special: Open It In Slade
During the Night Phase, you may target a player who was voted for in the previous Day Phase, even if they were defeated. You will receive a breakdown of the damage they received, which may be useful in determining if a player dealt extra damage or if that player took damage from an ability.

Passive Special?: PAINIS
You deal zero damage to female characters (Ivory, Katie, Alice, Cherry, DarkAura, and Kapus). You also receive zero damage from female characters.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Hilbert Mann (Townie Rookie)
Played by: Shade Guy

I'd give him an ability that would involve asking lots of questions, but that would be rude. To the other mafia players.


Active Special: I REFUSE TO LOSE
During the Day Phase, you may post in the topic saying something to the effect of your refusal to accept a loss. If you do, you will take double damage during that Phase. If you manage to survive, your vote in the next Day Phase deals 3 extra points of damage. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).

Passive Special: Antivirus Armor
You can't turn into a zombie. Instead, you will be revived as a Townie with a randomized ability. This still counts as a zombie revival, however.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Cherry Ceridran (Townie Knight)
Played by: LlamaHombre

Daughter of the great Cobalt Defender, Zerokk Ceridran, you take pride in following in his footsteps and training to become a Cobalt Knight. With your Brandish in one hand and Great Defender in the other, you've trained night and day to sharpen your skills. Unfortunately, you weren't allowed to bring your gear to Mafia Island, so for the time being you'll have to make do with martial arts... and equipping cute Costume Armor to make the guys take pity on you.


Active Special: Cherry Bomb
What was this doing tucked in your boots? Huh. I'm sure you'll remember how to use this thing eventually.

Passive Special: Rolling Dodge
During the Day Phase, you will automatically avoid the attack that would have dealt the most damage.

Passive Special: Cobalt Armor
Any attack taken that deals exactly 1 point of damage will instead do nothing.

Passive Special: Critical Hit
Your votes have a 25% chance of dealing triple damage.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Joseph Collins (Townie Romantic)
Played by: Ceridran

He's a nice guy, he really is.


Passive Special?: Honesty
Your Actor Card will be revealed at the start of the game, identifying you as a Townie. This is a double-edged sword; it would be foolish for CrackHack to vote against you, though you may become a prime target for their night strikes.

Passive Special: I Was Lying
Every time you help vote off a male Townie, you gain 1 extra point of damage for your votes for the rest of the game. This ability stops taking effect once you have reached 4 points of bonus damage.

Passive Special: Lovely Hearts
At the end of the Day Phase, reduce any damage you have taken by 1 for every female character still in play (Ivory, Katie, Alice, Cherry, DarkAura, and Kapus).

Active Special: Quick Save
During the Day Phase, you may target up to two players, not including yourself. If either of those players is defeated (through votes or an ability), you will step in and take the blow. This will protect that player, but you will be severely injured. Blocking once reduces your attack power by 1 for the rest of the game and reduces the protection from Honesty to a 50% success rate. A second block will cause you to be defeated.

Mission: Protect your friends and survive to the end!

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Kapus (Cutopian Junior Cadet)
Played by: Spikeboy

Kapus reporting for duty! I may be smaller and lighter than the other Cutopian Guards, but I still have my strengths! See? Look at all these medals on my cadet sash!


Active Ability: Magic Salad
Once in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you can wish upon a magical star. Its celestial power will shine a great light down on Mafia Island, transforming everyone into a magical girl during the subsequent Day Phase. This will prevent anyone from using Active Specials (though Passives still work fine) and reduce everyone's attack power to 1.

Passive Ability: Star Aura
All active Cutopian Guards take 2 less damage at the end of the Day Phase. It's no free lunch, but still.

Passive Ability: Focused Aura (unlocked after joining CutNet)
At the end of the Day Phase, reduce your damage taken by 2 points. You also gain one extra use of Magic Salad.

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

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Brotoad (Cutopian Veteran)
Played by: Lego

what
get out of here
begone you vile apparition


Active Ability: Toad Slammer
During the Day Phase, you can choose to use this ability. Your vote will not deal damage anymore, but will stun the chosen player, preventing them from using abilities until the next Day Phase. You can't use Toad Slammer on the same person for two Turns in a row.

Passive Ability: Ozone Oppression
During the Day Phase, you don't take damage from non-vote attacks.

Active Ability: Seismic Toad (unlocked after joining CutNet)
During the Day Phase, you can choose to use this ability. Your vote will not deal damage normally; instead, you will deal 1 damage to that player, as well as two other random players of the chosen player's Alignment. If there are not that many players left in the game, any remaining damage is given randomly among all players. For example, if you hit a Neutral and there are only two in the game, the third hit could land on any player, regardless of their Alignment. You can't use Seismic Toad during the same Phase you use Toad Slammer.

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

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Obelisk (Townie Vault Hunter)
Played by: Spikeboy (revived)

"Aren't four-seater vehicles the best?"
"Uh... no? Uki drove into an electric cactus. Four times."
"Ah well... CATCH-A-RIIIIIIDE!!"
"Awbie why"

Passive Special: 216% Melee Damage Bonus
For every point of damage you take without being voted out, you earn points of Badass Rank. Five points will create a Badass Token, which increases your attack power by one for each token you have. If you are voted out with 12 points of damage or less, you will automatically negate that Day Phase vote for the cost of two Badass Tokens. (This ability will not take effect if you have less than two Badass Tokens.)

Active Special: OP PLS NERF
During the Day Phase, you can spend a Badass Token and target any player, including yourself. That player takes 1 less damage from all votes they receive for that Day Phase. There is no limit to this ability; if you have enough Badass Tokens, you can protect as many players as you like during a single Day Phase.

Mission: Build up at least 30 points of Badass Rank!

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Tradley Destrol (Cutopian Gumshoe)
Played by: OrangeMario

The name's Destrol. Tradley Destrol. Most people just call me Human Destroyer. I used to travel to Mafia Island all the time, in order to hone my skills as a detective. After a few sharpened battles of the wits, I felt as if I was a strategical mastermind... but soon afterward, things were never the same. Every group started bandwagoning or making troll votes, leaving the mafia team to plow them down with little resistance. I swore to myself that I would never again play a game of mafia on Cutopian soil, spending my vacation time traveling to Cape Scum where the professionals of the game were hiding.

This time, however... this one's special. The mafia team is made of members of a hacker sect known only as "CrackHack". Information on them is scarce, but they've revealed their location to be Mafia Island. Some civilians are already there enjoying a round of mafia, which adds further risk to their claim. The Cutopian Guards know it's a trap, and I'm no fool, either... but I'm one of the best in the field, so if they want to play some mafia, well then damn it let's play some mafia.

Beware, CrackHack. You've forced the ace out of retirement.


Active Special: Investigative Research
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. You will go out and gather information about that player. The information you gather is randomly selected from their Job Class (Gumshoe for you) or their Alignment (Cutopian for you).

Passive Special: Careful Eye
Information you receive will never be inaccurate.

Active Special: Cross-Examine (unlocked after joining CutNet)
During the Night Phase, you may submit a post from the thread for examination. If any evidence was left behind in the post, you may be able to find out something really useful.

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

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Katie Doulahan (Neutral Judge)
Played by: Balrog

"Hey... who's the chick in the purple coat?"
"Oh? Over there, that's Katie. She doesn't talk much, but when she does, it's usually riddled in swears."
"Harsh much?"
"Nah, it's just that she's fed up with cheaters entering Cutopian duel tournaments."
"Cheaters, hm? First I've heard of it..."
"Yeah, she says a ton of top players use exploits and stuff. Must've worn away her cuddly personality."
"Judging by that glare, she looks about as cuddly as a cactus... Wait, shit! She saw us!"
"Do you think she heard anything?"
"Don't ask that when she's looking at us, Tradley!"


Passive Special: True Neutral
Other players' abilities will treat you as if you were their alignment if the ability is one that would not punish a player on their team. For example, a Cutopian Guard who can't damage other Cutopian Guards would not be able to damage you.

Active Special: Remove from Duel
After every Day Phase, you will receive a log of the actions taken. During the Night Phase, you may select one such action and ban it from use during the subsequent Day Phase. You can only ban a certain action once in the entire game, so choose wisely!

Mission: Give a fair ruling over this game of Mafia!

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Mr. Shadow (CrackHack Berserker)
Played by: Mendez

hey all your cutstuff can fuk itslef


Active Special: oh
During the Day Phase, you can make a post in the game thread with a blank subject header and only containing the word "oh". If you do, your vote deals 2 extra points of damage to Townie players. This ability can only be used once per Turn.

Active Special: And I Must Scream
During the Night Phase, you can target any player, not including yourself. You will then scream to that player. Very loudly. Right in the ears. This will more than likely deafen that player, delaying them from receiving information for an entire Turn. This includes, but is not limited to, results of scanning players, confirmations from using abilities, or upates for transforming abilities. However, if you scream at a Cutopian, you will more than likely promptly get kicked in the face and die. Tough luck.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

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Nido Nakano (Townie Original Character)
Played by: Super Raveman

"So, what's your strategy when you go on adventures?"
"It's simple! If it's evil, I'll kill it! If it's food, I'll eat it!"
"Nido, what if it's evil food?"
"Well, I'll just-- ... ... ... Uhhhhh... waaaah! I don't know!"


Passive Special: Costume DLC
On odd-numbered Turns, you will receive a suit which can grant you new Specials. The suit will be held until you decide to wear it; wearing a suit will remove the abilities of the previous suit. Receiving a new suit will remove any suit you were holding in reserve, so if you like a particular suit, be sure to equip it before it's lost for good!

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Lizard Cloak
The Lizard Cloak comes with a three-part lizard head hat, protective poncho, and tail attachment. Though it was designed to protect its wearer during desert expeditions, its defensive capabilities can also be used offensively in a pinch.

Passive Special: Tough Skin
You don't take any damage from fire-based attacks.

Passive Special: Inferno Breath
If you are the first person to vote against a specific player, your vote deals 4 points of damage instead of the usual 2.

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Wave Bat Wings
These long bat ears are super cute, but... you're not too sure about the half-shirt leaving your midriff bare, or the shorts hugging against your thighs. Hey, are these wings? Maybe it wasn't meant to be defensive... Anyway, this is sure to come in handy. Eventually.

Passive Special: Double-Flap
You will automatically avoid damage from the first two votes taken against you.

Passive Special: Echolocation
If you are voted against during the Day Phase, and any of those players used an Active Special during that Day Phase, or if they use an ability during the Night Phase, you will be alerted of its use. You won't be able to see what abilities get used, but you will be told who used abilities. This confirmation will be sent via Cutmail at the end of the Turn.

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Donutyoshi (CrackHack Furry)
Played by: Magnet Dood

There's nothing wrong with being a furry, right? Unfortunately, the Cutopians seem to think so, at least to you. You're sick and tired of everyone cracking jokes at your expense. Even if they might be true, that's no reason to run around screaming how freaky you are. Only you're allowed to do that. You tried sabotaging core files before, but after that attempt failed you were contacted by CrackHack for your... erm, "special skills". Now you've decided to thoroughly ruin everyone else's day to get revenge for them ruining yours.


Passive Special: Animal Lover
You deal 1 less damage to Joseph Collins, Smash the Echidna, and Yellow Devil. You also take 1 less damage from these three characters.

Active Special: IS THAT A GLACEON
Once in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you can go search for furry porn. Doing so will pull up the most disturbing, nasty, perverse, secretly arousing, gut-wrenchingly sexual Pokemon animal girl in the existence of Rule 34 in order to DEEPLY OFFEND EVERYONE IN THE GAME during the following Day Phase. Most players will be too busy recoiling in fear or losing their lunch on the sidewalk to do much of anything. This includes such mafia-based essentials like "voting" or "using abilities", so by getting your furry freak on and showing everyone your wild side, you can effectively lock down everyone except for yourself for an entire Day Phase.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

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Wallus (Neutral Gunner)
Played by: Rozark Kyouko

While well known as a duelist and a fighter, the power of Wallus has been a long-standing mystery around Cutter's Cove. On certain days, Wallus becomes an unstoppable force of destruction, but other times he can be pushed aside by a stiff breeze. Nobody really knows why Wallus travelled to Mafia Island, though most say the reason was to test his strength and finally get an accurate feel for his abilities.


Active Special: Atomic Fire
You carry around the almighty AtomicFireWep, starting with 28 ammo. After each Day Phase, you regenerate 2 ammo plus an additional point of ammo for every point of damage you take. During the Night Phase, you can fire a charged Atomic Fire at someone for 9 ammo. If it connects, they will be roasted to a crisp through the power of sweet, sweet OHKO projectiles. Alternatively, you can fire uncharged Atomic Fire shots during the Day Phase for 2 ammo each, dealing 1 point of damage. Uncharged shots can be fired at multiple players and with no limit, as long as you have sufficient ammo.

Passive Special: In Rememberance
Upon your death, you may curse any player of your choosing. If you do not curse someone before the next Turn begins, a player will be chosen at random. That player must say "poor J. Wallus" every time a Townie dies. For the rest of the game. If multiple Townies die during the same Phase, "poor J. Wallus" only needs to be said once.

Mission: Score 3 frags with Atomic Fire!

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Colonel Servbot (Townie Miniature)
Played by: Beed28

Do not fear! LE COLONEL IS HERE!


Passive Special?: Pointless Eyepatch
Your vote only has a 75% chance of dealing damage.

Passive Special: ZAMBEES
If you are defeated during the Day Phase, you will revive as a random type of zombie. Zombies are unable to be targeted by abilities, though they can die from being voted out during the Day Phase or taking more than 10 damage in a single Phase.

Passive Special: Le Colonel's House of Sexy
If you are defeated during the Night Phase, the player who defeated you will be broadcast to the main thread for everyone to see. It's kind of hard to be stealthy in something lit up by about twenty flashing neon signs.

Mission: Surive to the end!

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FTX (Townie Foreigner)
Played by: Waruigi

Holy crap, can anyone even understand this guy in the slightest?


Active Special?: Six Thousand Four
Once in the entire game, during the Day Phase, you may trigger this ability. Doing so will cause you to take 6004 units of damage. If, somehow, you manage to not immediately get your face crunched in and die, you are completely immune during the next Day Phase... and your vote deals 6004 damage. Wow.

Active Special?: Okay I don't understand well but I make the skin.
Because you don't really listen well, you can choose to ignore the effects of an ability used against you during the Day Phase. If you do, the player who used that ability will be notified that you decided to do your own thing instead of what the game told you. Repeated use will reveal information like your Job Class or even your entire Actor Card.

Passive Special?: why
You take 1 extra point of damage. From everything.

Mission: Surive to the end!

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Gumballtoid (Townie Fella)
Played by: Thunder Electros

You got bored and went to the island to do stuff.


Active Special: Toidomancy
Once in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you may select any defeated player. That player will be revived as a member of the Holy Order of Toid (Townie alignment) and given a random ability.

Passive Special: Reflectoid
Everyone who votes for you takes 1 damage.

Passive Special: Monkey Fever
Your vote deals 3 damage instead of 2 if your avatar is a picture of Pansage.

Mission: Surive to the end!

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Myroc (Cutopian War General)
Played by: xColdxFusionx

A strong mapping ability is one thing, but being able to make decisions with courage of steel is another thing entirely. While it would normally be against Ivory's better judgment, considering the circumstances at hand you have been elected as the first ever Cutopian War General. Plan with your fellow Cutopian Guards and smash the opposition with an iron fist! Screw CrackHack's resistance, I'm the fucking king of Sveden.


Active Special: A Pile of Pigs
During the Day Phase, you can choose to surround yourself with a pile of pigs. If you do, you cannot be voted out with less than four votes. Damage caused by things that aren't votes will also be soaked up by the pigs. However, you can't vote during that Day Phase due to being surrounded with a pile of pigs. It's sort of hard to move around when there are pigs laying all over you. If you have already voted, you can't use A Pile of Pigs. In addition, you can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).

Passive Special: Attack Stars
After every Turn, you will gain an Attack Star. If you have avoided taking damage that Turn, you will gain an additional Attack Star. You can hold up to ten of them; for every three Attack Stars you have, your Day Phase vote deals 1 extra point of damage.

CO Power: Vicious Hellfire (unlocked after joining CutNet)
During the Day Phase, you may spend five Attack Stars to use this ability. Your vote now deals a base 4 damage; this amount cannot be lowered by abilities or character defenses. However, it can still be nullified outright by shielding power. Obviously, this ability can only be used if you have at least five Attack Stars.

Super CO Power: Wrath of the Nine Hells (unlocked after joining CutNet)
During the Day Phase, you may spend ten Attack Stars to use this ability. Target any two players you like; those players will take double damage for that Day Phase. Obviously, this ability can only be used if you have all ten Attack Stars.

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

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Barlowe (Townie Lawyer)
Played by: Accel

Your argument is invalid!


Active Special: OBJECTION
Once during the game, during the Day Phase, you may activate this ability. You must post "OBJECTION!" in the thread in addition to confirming ability use through Cutmail. At the end of the Day Phase, players who would have been defeated (through votes, abilities, etc) and who are not members of CrackHack will be spared, though their Actor Cards will still be revealed in the thread.

Passive Special: BISON
Attacks that deal more than 2 damage deal 2 less damage to you.

Passive Special: SEVENS
If you ever take exactly 7 damage at the end of a Day Phase, you will deal double damage during the next Day Phase. You also gain a double damage multiplier during Turn 7.

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Max Hardings (Townie Crasher)
Played by: CHAOS_FANTAZY

I was lazy but I still wanted this one to be funny so here have some YD quotes.

[1:39:56 PM] Keith Zevallos: All I know is...mother loving mawile, babeh
[1:41:22 PM] swift.phantom: y'know if they introduce mega gardevoir the amount of r34 of it is going to skyrocket to the point where any gen vi related material is r34 of gardevoir
[1:41:29 PM] swift.phantom: and this is not a good thing
[1:41:37 PM] Max: depends on your tastes
[1:41:40 PM] swift.phantom: oh
[1:41:43 PM] swift.phantom: well then

[1:17:34 PM] xColdxFusionx: i love you
[1:17:40 PM] xColdxFusionx: no homo
[1:17:41 PM] Max: i love me too
[1:17:46 PM] Max: totally homo

[4:21:44 PM] xColdxFusionx: xColdxFusionx proceeds to make the most potentially awkward-sounding joke in the entire thread
[4:30:02 PM] Rock Strider: Cold Fusion confirmed for BDSM dominatrix
[4:30:34 PM] Max: sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me


Active Special: Split Apart
During the Day Phase, you can split apart into multiple globs. Every vote that would have dealt damage to you destroys a glob. If the last glob (the one with your core in it) is destroyed, you are defeated. You start with 15 globs. Globs do not regenerate at any point in the game; once a glob is lost, it's gone for good. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses). You also cannot use this ability if Thunder Slash is on cooldown.

Active Special: Thunder Slash
During the Day Phase, you may activate this ability. Your vote now deals damage equal to the number of other people who voted for the same person. For example, if Max, Wallus, Katie, Messatsu, and Lament voted for the same person, Max's vote would count as 4 damage because four others voted alongside him. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses). You also cannot use this ability if Split Apart is on cooldown.

Passive Special: FREAKY
If a player's vote deals more than 3 damage, that excess damage is subtracted. For example, if a single attack deals 5 damage, Max would only take 1 damage (3 damage minus 2 excess).

Mission: Survive to the end!

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Chimera Shiminn (Townie Gambler)
Played by: Zerokk
no he's not Ceridran go away

Heeeeyyyy... mind if I stop by? There's nothing quite like a few busted heads to get a party going!


Passive Special?: Late to the Party
You won't receive your Actor Card until Turn 5. What a bummer!

Passive Special: No Limits
You start with two Chips when you receive your Actor Card. At the beginning of every Turn, if you have less than five Chips, you gain one free Chip.

Passive Special: Artistic License
Other players' abilities might do unexpected things when you are targeted by them.

Active Special: Risky Raise
During the Night Phase, if you have at least two Chips, you may activate this ability. Doing so will consume all of your Chips and generate a random effect from the following: your next vote during a Day Phase will deal bonus damage equal to the number of Chips you bet (abstaining or not voting will save this bonus until you end up voting); you win back Chips equal to twice the amount of Chips you bet; you automatically take damage during the next Day Phase equal to the number of Chips you bet; a random Townie player receives X less damage during the next Day Phase, where X is equal to the number of Chips you bet; a random player is revived with a random ability and random alignment (this effect is only available if you bet six or more Chips).

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Harpy Lady (CrackHack Public Relations)
Played by: revived Shade Guy

"Hey Smash, can I be an enemy in your game thing?"
"I don't think it works that way--"
"Aw come on man!"
"But nobody even KNOWS you."
"Even better!"
"-groan-"


Passive Special?: Outta Sight
You won't show up in the list of players still in the game (front page).

Active Special: Beauteous Wings
During the Day Phase, you may choose to use this ability. If at the end of the Day Phase, if a female character would have been defeated, you will step in and take the blow for them. If this ability was used, regardless of the results, you can't be defeated during the Night Phase. By anything. Ever.

Passive Special: Quill Cascade
Your votes during the Day Phase deal damage equal to the number of CrackHack players still in the game. However, your attack damage can't go over 6 points this way.

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Charles Sebastian Dumb (Neutral King)
Played by: (not yet determined)

Katie was always a troubled child, paranoid that everyone, everywhere was trying to do no good. Cheating, stealing, and lying were all things Katie commonly blamed others for. Thinking the world had polluted her, Charles ordered her to return to the kingdom so he could pass a proper judgment of her recent behavior. Instead, Katie ran away from the kingdom, fleeing to the one place nobody has ever gotten away with cheating: Mafia Island. Noticing her escape, Charles boarded the next avaiable ship to Mafia Island to retrieve her. Things might have gone better if Katie wasn't defeated on the first Turn of the game. Or if that tricky cloud woman didn't place him under the control of another Cutopian. He's here now, though, so he might as well make the best of it.


Passive Special: True Neutral
Other players' abilities will treat you as if you were their alignment if the ability is one that would not punish a player on their team. For example, a Cutopian Guard who can't damage other Cutopian Guards would not be able to damage you.

Active Special: Checkmate
During the Day Phase, you may use this ability instead of voting. If you do, at the end of the Day Phase, all players who took an even number of damage will be stunned for that Night Phase, rendering them unable to use their abilities. You can only use this ability before placing a vote; voting will cause this ability to be nullified. In addition, you can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait one Turn between uses).

[Korby]

to prove a point