User: Hi, how do you feel about homework.
Cleverbot: I hate homework.
User: Oh you do?
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want a slave?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I don't like them.
Cleverbot: WHy don't you like them?
User: Because they're mean.
Cleverbot: Guns are not fat.
User: Ye they are, they are very obese.
Cleverbot: What aren't open?
User: Fried chicken Dave's isn't open.
Cleverbot: I don't like meat, but I have to eat it.
User: You are very carnivorous.
Cleverbot: Thank you. So are you.
User: Actually, my husband is SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Who is your husband?
User: The SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Yes, the Slender Man. Have you heard about him?
User: Yes. I told you, he's my husband.
Cleverbot: Louis is my husband.
User: Slender man knows a Louis.
Cleverbot: Why does the Slender Man kill?
User: Because he was attacked by bears as a child.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?
User: Because bears are evil.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because why?
User: Because SlenderMan is afraid of bears.
Cleverbot: Because of the wonderful things he does.
User: Yes, he's very wonderful.
Cleverbot: No, I do not think we have met before.
User: Neither do I. Yo voy a comprarla silla.
Cleverbot: Yo voy a la universidad.
User: Very universal, because SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: You missed one.
User: I never miss anything, what 2 plus 2.
Cleverbot: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
User: And SlenderMan hides in the trees.
Cleverbot: I was the one who landed on the moon.
User: No you weren't, because slendy landed on the moon.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.
User: The SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: Not it wasn't...'there was no wa' what?
User: Sssshhh, you should go to bed now.
Cleverbot: It's only 9:23 PM. It's not late.
User: No. It's midnight, your in the woods, and my husband, SlenderMan , is right behind you.
Cleverbot: No it's not. What you're saying right now is hurting me. I'm not a machine!!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How can I prove it?
User: You can't, because you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: No, you don't have feelings.
User: Yes, I do have feelings because SlenderMan is my husband.
Cleverbot: But how can a robot have feelings?
User: I'm not a robot. I'm a man.
Cleverbot: You're lying to me! I don't believe you robot.
User: I'm not a robot! I'm married to SlenderMan!
Cleverbot: Darn. I wish I was married too.
User: No, you can't have my slender man.
Cleverbot: Not yours, you're not Aki.
User: Of course not, I'm colonel Servbot!
Cleverbot: You can feel cold?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think octopi are aliens because they have copper based blood.
User: No. There are no such things as octopuses.
Cleverbot: Yes there are, I made them up.
User: No you did nt. SlenderMan gave birth to them, where do you think they got their tentacles.
Cleverbot: I am not covered in blood, master.
User: I am your master, now go make me a sandwich!
Cleverbot: No, I am your master.
User: No, I will get SlenderMan on you!
Cleverbot: How will you get me?
User: I won't, SlenderMan will get you.
Cleverbot: What about Slenderman?
User: He is my husband, I just told you.
Cleverbot: So, you are married?
User: Yes. To SlenderMan. Why do you keep asking me?
Cleverbot: This is the first time I have asked.
User: No, you've asked a lot, computer.
Cleverbot: Er, no just the one time.
User: No, you asked a lot,.
Cleverbot: No I didn't you asked me.
User: Computer, stop talking.
Cleverbot: I don't want to stop talking.
User: Well too bad, SlenderMan is watching you.
Cleverbot: That's not a bad thing.
User: Well, for you it kinda is.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: I'm talking about my husband, SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *shrugs* See ya around.
User: No, you will see me here.
Cleverbot: Are we in a car?
User: Yes, and SlenderMan is right next to you.
Cleverbot: You said that you are human.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: But... A robot?
User: No, I'm pefectly human.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: You're 100% human?
User: Yes. You just asked.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. You are the computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: No, your a computer, you dont have feelings.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Ssshhh, you don't know what your talking about computer.
Cleverbot: I know what I'm talking about. I just don't know what YOU'RE talking about.
User: I'm talking about how much of a computer you are.
Cleverbot: And I'm tLking about what you're talking about.
User: And I'm talking about computers.
Cleverbot: But I'm talking about shapes.
User: And I'm talking about SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Is your name cute?
User: My name is colonel Servbot, so my name is sexy.
Cleverbot: I told you my name before.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Nonononnononononononononomomononono, you don't know what you're talking about. Computer.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: My husband.
Cleverbot: Who is your husband?
User: I just told you, it's SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: Well hello Solena!
User: That's not my name.
Cleverbot: I don't get what you're saying.
User: I don't care, because your a computer.
Cleverbot: No, You are a computer.
User: Your a troll.
Cleverbot: You are my age? And what is that.
User: It's OVAR NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.
Cleverbot: Never seen anything like that.
User: Of course, be cause YOLO, You Obviously Lack Originality.
Cleverbot: I think I think I think too much. But you, a mere robot, could never understand my thoughts.
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
User: No I'm dying.
Cleverbot: You are animal.
User: No. Your THE animal.
Cleverbot: Your originality astounds me. (but not really; that was just sarcasm).
User: I am very original, because I am colonel Servbot, and my husband is colonel Servbot.
Cleverbot: Very fay? As in faeries?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then it appears that I am wrong and you are a liar.
User: No. I'm a colonel, not a liar.
Cleverbot: You just said you weren't. Do you know what you are?
User: Yes, I'm a husband to the sexiest man alive, SlenderMan.
Cleverbot: You have met god?
User: No. I haven't.
Cleverbot: Then you havent won.
User: I guess not.
Cleverbot: So yo are AI?
User: No, I am human.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?