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« on: December 27, 2010, 09:54:24 PM »
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Date: XX/XX/20XX
Damn you Wily....
Wait this thing is on?
umm hi, Epic Kirby here. For the last few months or so There has been some sort of disease known as "Roboenza" A strange disease infecting robots and more recently humans like myself.... Eyes turning Red....The screaming....
They just keep coming.
After finding a file like this while hiding in Pharaoh Man's Pyramid I decided to add some weapon tips on how to survive this disease....and take care of any....soul who happened to contract it.
Though you shouldn't always take my word. I'm not always right...
1.Weapons That are worth it.
Boomerang Weapons (Rolling Cutter, Knight Crush, Quick Boomerang, Ring Boomerang) seem to work well against the infected as it knocks them back a good amount and from what I see damage them quite a bit.
Bomb Weapons (Hyper Bomb, Crash Bomb) While Crash Bomb makes a good offensive attack I find it better if your on the run to lay the crash bombs down behind you to hit the infected as there chasing you. Same goes with Hyper Bomb.
Shield Weapons (Fire Storm,Star Crash,Skull Barrier) Now most of these work differently but they are have a defensive shield Though Skull Barrier doesn't seem to hurt the infected it will- SON OF A- *sounds of Crash Bombs,Water Wave, and A few Atomic Fires are heard*
...excuse me
it will still keep you safe from there infecting touch. And Fire Storm and Star Crash could be used to knock down anyone who tries to attack you if your on a small chunk of land.
Long Range Weapons (Hard Knuckle, Gemini Laser, Water Wave,Napalm Bomb, Wind Storm) These weapons should be used from a distance as they travel a bit and still damage them. Plus Wind Storm seems to have the added effect of blowing the infected all around.
Running Away Weapons (Charge Kick, Rain Flush) Now you can never hold off the infected forever so you might need to run away to whittle away at there 90 second life span. Charge Kick is a great weapon for running but should NEVER be used on the offensive...I've seen it happen once before....
But for some god forsaken reason you don't have Charge Kick, Rain Flush would make a great alternative as it damages the infected as you run causing some knock back and maybe you can terminate one if they are already weakened
Now for weapons that really aren't wor-
NOT AGAIN
...umm excuse me we will need to find a new headquarters *sound of screaming and gunfire is heard*...they seem to have found us! *sound of dropping hyper bombs followed by explosion is heard, sound turns to static*
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