Llama's Nuzlockes ([FAILED] Black, Livestream Sienna)

[LlamaHombre]

So what's up



Welcome to the second half of my Pokemon Silver Nuzlocke, and the only part of it I have actually documented.

My Silver Nuzlocke Rules:

1. If a Pokemon faints, it's permanently boxed.
2. Only catch the first Pokemon on each route.
2a. If the Pokemon is of the same species or evolutionary line as one of my previous 'mons, I cannot catch it until that previous 'mon dies.
2b. Shinies will be caught regardless of age, number in route, or dupes.
2c. Kill Lugia before advancing to Kanto, Kill Ho-oh before fighting Red.
3. Name all Pokemon after Cutstuff users
4. Grind like Hell

My Black Nuzlocke Rules:

1. If a Pokemon faints, it's permanently boxed.
2. Only catch the first Pokemon on each route.
2a. If I have a team of six, no backups.
2b. SHINIES BREAK ALL THE RULES EVERY RULES
2c. Reshiram is of story significance and must be caught.
3. Battle mode is on SET, which prevents me from switching between enemy fainting.
4. Grind like Hell
5. Naming theme is whatever the hell I want this time
6. No purchasing or selling items.
6a. Elite 4 is an exception because really

My Livestream Sienna Nuzlocke Rules:

0. BLIND RUN WOOHOO
1. If a Pokemon faints, it is consider dead and is permanently boxed.
1a. If by some retarded reason my team is swept by a scripted battle I couldn't have seen coming, they'll live for another day.
2. Only catch the first Pokemon on each route.
2a. Notepad Clause: If I have a team of six, no backups allowed.
2b. SHINIES BREAK ALL THE RULES EVERY RULES
3. Battle mode is on SET, which prevents me from switching between enemy fainting.
4. Grind like Hell
4a. Don't listen to Freeman
5. Naming theme is after Cutstuff members again

So let's begin:

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Lego - Raticate (Male)
Feulin - Typhlosion (Female)
Ebithio (Yellow Devil) - Piloswine (Male)
Obelisk (Awbawlisk) - Hypno (Male)
Nostalgia (nostalgia658) - Tentacruel (Male)
Mr. Joe - Poliwhirl (Male)

whoops I apparently played the first sentence of the kanto run before playing kanto

let me check serebii to tell me where I go


Olivine City? Quite a distance.



Let's ride there on a bird smaller than my head



ok we're there



let's go ride a boat



Who's to really call it fast?

ok now we're on a boat that's meant to waste your time for thirty minutes



I'm in a hurry too, I need to get off this damn thing



obligatory fetch quest HO




I didn't even get a chance to move



please don't violate me sir



I don't think the game could've given me a greater welcome-back gift



FUCK


































hot jumping beans

never do that to me again nos
that's not funny



this is my room on a ship that I'll be on for thirty minutes

why would they even buy me a table with a cup and plastic food


I enter another room with a firebreather.



This is not a situation I want to be in.

Selfdestruct and Explosion can annihilate teams in a nuzlocke run, especially with low defence pokemon.



what the hell kind of public transportation service even allows firebreathers with infinite propane and methane on their ships



I'm not your son



oh god my dad enslaved a furry

father nooooooo



Daw~



It's so adorable that I needed to give it the special treatment of overkill~



here's the gentleman again
there's not even any openings in this boat

unless she can pry open nailed windows with her bare hands or chew through the floorboards like a termite, she's not leaving



HOLY FETCH QUEST WITHIN A FETCH QUEST BATMAN



>implying that I believe you



YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS, SAILOR STANLY



So popeye below will leave me alone now so I walk past him



oh lawdy



magmar's so incredibly cool in gen 2



I go approach another sailor



pretend lego's exp bar goes up in the second one

What kind of public transportation service allows their staff members to bring pet rats onto the ship???






FUCK YEAH SEAKING



I found the twerp



what did I do to deserve this



I enter-






oh thank god I can leave now



longest 30 minutes ever
let's go agitate the hell out of some pedistrians


no


damn it fine



I think you should stop talking if that's what you're thinking I'm thinking

oh thank god it's over



Not Pictured: Me selling a nugget in my bag to a nearby shop, me swearing out my life, me listening to it all over again, me getting rare candy.

FINAL TEAM:

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Please comment so I know what I'm doing right or wrong or advice or damn

[Magnet Dood]

So you already beat Johto

and you're starting out in Kanto

wat

Looks good so far, I guess, though you'll need to train your Pokemon more if you expect to vanquish Brock.

Oh, right, Tentacruel and Poliwhirl, carry on

[Nostalgia]

The only thing you're doing wrong is making me a useful Pokėmon

[Red]

i laughed a lot for some reason

see i told you it was a good idea

[Orange juice :l]

Hey you should post who's in your death box since you skipped prhoto

[LlamaHombre]

Hey you should post who's in your death box since you skipped prhoto

Prhotos of Hell Purgatory:

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Scorpia does not forgive
Scorpia does not forgive
Scorpia does not know why I'm using their name right now

Update on Thursday maybe

[Davregis]

I see no "Daveris".
If you ever catch a Dragon-Type :P

[Korby]

before your time

[LlamaHombre]

Replies:

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Magnet Dood: Yeah, didn't really think of doing this back then.
Nostalgia: You'd the god damn quarterback if american football was any good
Red: It was a very good idea
Daveris: You are now on the queue to be the first magikarp I catch. It may as well be a dragon when it evolves

also beggars can't be choosers

I like these comments, keep them coming please.

Now for your featured presentation:

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Oh my god cities in this game at night are beautiful for this time period

ok where were we
oh right we were going to fight an electric gym

don't really like electric types right now so let's go meet some people



Route 6 catch.

RIP Roc. I never really knew you.



Hopefully his goast will be among us during such hard times~

oh right there's water in vermillion city let's go catch something



have I ever mentioned fuck you



who wants to fight a team full of electrics with no coverage at all








oh wait never mind I have YD



VINNY NO I TRUSTED IN YOU
I'D NARRATE YOUR LIFE SOMEDAY

NOOOOOOOO



no vinny fast boomshits aren't appreciated here

let's hope to god I go first



























I did.



I'm shocked at how badly your puns make me want to kill you



eep

don't blow up don't blow up don't blow up don't blow up don't blow up

not shown: he didn't, I killed him, etc.



LISTEN UP LUKE

A TRUE GENTLEMAN WEARS A HAT WITH A STRIPE THE SAME COLOR AS HIS MOUSTACHE




whatever this joke is lame let's just kick your ass already



a raichu, two electrodes, and a magneton

fuck you surge, I can move techtonic plates by sneezing

thunderbadge get



hey let's go north



whoa we're in saffron city already

Here's one of my major problems with Silver's Kanto.
It's too damn small and there's almost no challenge.
Being able to go from Vermillion to Saffron without any grass or blockades sorta kills the emersion for me.

By the way this is Silph Co so let's go in



well fine then there's no dead marowak in this game anyways



gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme



oh well that might be nifty later



"silph co - because fuck you"



no seriously which is she you guys are making me confused




I declare bullshit




dude guys I found you two a partner
Phil, Red, and Chris: MACHO FISHERMEN



it's probably really pathetic that talking to myself really isn't that big of a deal at this point

by the way this is another fetch quest that I will probably forget about and not care



I know I am but what are you



oh great the optional gym leader's out
I never knew which cave this guy was in, and I've had this game for ten years.

of course, the game blew up in my face, but still
hey there's an item behind him let's check it out



I just shit in my shoes

put that thing on feulin asap

let's go check out the required gym



expecting and doing are two different things




oh wait this bitch has psychic pokemon

no thank you let's go explore first



two steps north and we're in cerulean city

let's go scare the hell out of some pedistrians because it's night



I'll even dress for the occasion



why are you angry
it did exactly what you told it to do

god you're an awful trainer, go spend your free time looking at smogon




let's do this

you
stand
no
chance



oh of course number 5 has something I'd expect out of this entire "challenge"

spoilers: number 6 did not

oh look grass



holy shit you have no idea how much a pain in the ass naming female pokemon is



this shouldn't be new news, but gawayno's not female
ok thanks just wanted to let you know



number 6 has this badass parasect but besides that she's rather useless



and then there's this extra douchebag who wants to wipe us after that "gruesome challenge"



guess he should've stopped by silph co



KEVIN

for beating him we get a nugget and permission to go to bill's house

let's go evolve a copy



jesus christ the old man ate bill



you'd eat your god damned grandson



why are you sitting on houses


oh right bill was a plot point back in goldenrod city back in johto

never mind I'll leave you alone

west of cerulean



holy damn

another zubat



let's not get this one killed ok llama



let's go fight a gym leader we have no coverage against



ok where is she



oh damn it I have to do a sidequest first

ok I'm tired I'll do more later

continue commenting please, it makes me want to do this more often

[Ivory]

oh great the optional gym leader's out
I never knew which cave this guy was in, and I've had this game for ten years.

He's in Mt. Mortar. Also note that if you have a spare slot in your party, he gives you a Tyrogue

[Red]

that
was
the
most
amazing
thing
i've
read
in
the
last
4
months

[King Dumb]

But Blissey totally isn't a Game Freak redo of Clefable!!

That guy right before Bill's house that tries to snipe you while you're weak is my favorite irrelevant NPC of all Pokemon games ever.

He's just so

Llama you have to fight Sabrina with a Fighting type like all the cool kids.

[SaviorSword]

Hmmm.... looks like my name hasn't been used yet. Which Pokemon do ya intend to name after me? Nice read on the Shenannigans though!

[Hallan Parva]

hey you should shoehorn Nido in somewhere

and I can't wait for Pewter City either




I heard they have a very nice








ROCK CLUB

[Magnet Dood]

I wonder when my name will be used

i'm going to be a paras or a grimer or something like that I bet

Also ouch my gut

it hurts from all the laffs I gave when reading this

keep it coming