Future bots' chats & taunts

[FTX6004]

Heres guardman from megaman forever.

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[IntroStrings]
"Okay lets grab my gun."
"Okay guard time!"
"Heres guardman!"

[FragStrings]
"Got ya with my gun."
"No sword, no enter."

[KilledStrings]
"We need 10 more guards here!"
"Does this means i will call knightman?"

[RoamingStrings]
"Needs more barrels here."
"Don't let me block you with barrels."

[EnragedStrings]
"Hmn..... shield on!"
"cjIncalling more guards."

[WinStrings]
"I won? i must tell the queen about this."

[LoseStrings]
"I lose? the queen will get mad about this."

[Dataman]

well, why not?

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// Dataman
[IntroStrings]
"Bring it on!!"
"Wait, where the heck am I?"

[FragStrings]
"Hah! Take that, $player_killed!"
"Data Barrier!"
"Huh... I might want to use this weapon more often."
"Gotcha!"

[KilledStrings]
"Hey, No fair! I was distracted!"
"Gah! Didn't activate my Data Barrier in time..."
"Hey! Quit it!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Dang, I'm bored already... maybe I should go visit Brightman or something."

[RoamingStrings]
"1 Electric Sheep...2 Electric Sheep...3 Electric Sheep... Wait, this is going on TV? you can cut that part out, right?"
"Time to get some frags... time to get some frags... "
"Hello? HELLO? anybody there?"
"/me whistles"
"C'mon! can we please hurry this match up?"

[EnragedStrings]
"I SAID QUIT IT!"
"$player_inlead, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"
"Ok, that one actually hurt! Time to get my A game on!"

[WinStrings]
"I...won. I FINALLY DID IT!"
"Man, that took a lot out of me... nice one, guys!"

[LoseStrings]
"Darn... was there Water Balloon in that stage? I dont think I saw it lying around."
"Argh... I'll get you next time, $player_inlead!"


[RollComment]
"Hey, Dataman! do you have time to bust a few viruses? I think Dr. Light's Computer is infected with one.

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// Sheepman

[IntroStrings]
"Yawn... wait, We're rolling? Oops!"
"Do Dead Androids dream of the Electric Sheepman that killed them? Let's find out!"

[FragStrings]
"Thunder Wool!"
"/me Baas"
"Oops, did I frag you there? sorry!"
"/Me whistles his stage's theme"

[KilledStrings]
"Hey, Take it easy, $player_killedby! "
"Owowowowow! That hurt!"
"Whoa! that was just luck, $player_killedby! I'll get you next time! "

[RareRoamingStrings]
"I hope there is no such thing as a Wolfman..."

[RoamingStrings]
"Hey! just because I'm based off of a domestic animal doesn't mean you guys have to ignore me!"
"Why does everyone Hate me?"
"Hey, $player_inlead! Let's see how much voltage you can take! "
"I wonder who the heck entered me in this tournament..."
"*Coughs* Urg... I feel kinda sick. I hope I dont have any viruses or something..."

[EnragedStrings]
"/me Bass threateningly"
"What was that? MY WEAPON IS NOT TERRIBLE!"
"/me is enraged"

[WinStrings]
"Phew... I hope I can last the next round!"
"See, I TOLD you I'm good at fighting!"

[LoseStrings]
"Well, now it's back to herding Sheep... *Sigh*"
"Aw man... I really thought I was going to win this time..."

[RollComment]
"Aww... he's so cute! Um, I mean..."

Why yes, Sheepman's 5th RoamingString IS a reference to him catching Roboenza.

[Metallix]

For my cinema-themed RM, Reel Man. Skin is being made as well.

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//Reel Man

[IntroStrings]
"/me rolls the intro credits."
"Lights, camera... action!!"
"I'm here to light up your... oops. Wrong script."

[FragStrings]
"Direct that, $player_killed!"
"What an expensive-looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget."
"/me totally got that on film, and will now post it online."

[KilledStrings]
"I think I broke a lens!"
"Ohhhhh, the humanity!"
"Oh, sure. Blame the camera guy because you looked bad in that last take."

[RoamingStrings]
"What I would give for a latte right now."
"$player_random_notself, please report to Studio R."
"... We can cut the dull parts out in post, right?"
"I seem to have lost my script."
"I'm what they call... a real man. Geddit?"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Where's the CGI? Where's the explosions? Where's the cbdubstep?!"

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"This scene ain't over yet!"

[EnragedStrings]
"What. Was. THAT."
"Stop wrecking my set, $player_inlead!"

[WinStrings]
"And... cut! That's a wrap, people!"
"Horrible, horrible actors, the lot of you."
"Wait... was anyone else recording that...? Ah, crap."

[LoseStrings]
"Ugh. Alright, let's take it from the top again."
"Fgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh WHY?!"
"... Okay, coffee break, then. Take five, everyone."

Feel free to punch me for that last Roaming string.

[Hallan Parva]

Reel Man sounds amazing and I'm sort of sad you weren't around for the Cutstuff fan game Robot Master contest thing.

[DarkAura]

Reminds me a bit of Video.EXE, though I haven't stepped into BN4 yet.

[Metallix]

Reel is sorta based on VideoMan.EXE, actually. Even though my design looks *nothing* like that BN jumpsuit and weird plug-hat-thing.

Also.

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[RollComment]
"Hey, Reelman! Make sure you get my good side!"

[xColdxFusionx]

Don't mind me, just going to leave this here...

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//Elena Ampere
[IntroStrings]
"I need to blow off some steam. Care to help out?"
"Let's get this over with, I have things to do."

[FragStrings]
"That's right, grovel at my feet!"
"Right where you belong: in the dirt."
"You weren't even worth my time."
"You should feel honored."

[KilledStrings]
"I've come back from worse."
"Oh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to care?"
"I wasn't really trying in the first place."

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Alphonse is not my boyfriend! Now stop asking!"
"Wait, why is there a giant mushroom here? ...cgTGOT!!"

[RoamingStrings]
"What's the matter, too scared to fight?"
"If you come out now, I'll make sure your death is swift."
"Alphonse better not be going through my stuff..."
"$player_random_notself! I call you to your death!"
"Are you all scared of a little thunder and lightning?"

[EnragedStrings]
"$player_random_notself, cgcome here for a minute..."
"cgI can't promise your death will be swift..."
"cgPray for mercy as much as you want..."

[WinStrings]
"Ah, it feels good to be on top..."
"Keep crying! Your tears are delicious!"

[LoseStrings]
"$player_inlead, I'd like to have a word with you..."
"What happened? I wasn't paying attention."

[RollComment]
"E-Elena?! I-I've been good! Don't hurt me!"

[Hinatediz]

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//Mecha-Bot
[IntroStrings]
"TARGET LOCATED: %player_random_notself.INFO"
"INITIALIZATING MISSION: DESTROY."

[FragStrings]
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: $player_killed.INFO DELETED"
"COMMAND - TALK: YOU. HAVE. BEEN. TERMINATED."
"COMMAND - ATTACK: [INSERT ATTACK HERE]."

[KilledStrings]
"DANGER! SYSTEMS FATALLY DAMAGED."
"TARGET $player_killedby ATTACKED BRUTALLY."
"COMMAND - TALK: CANNOT. ESCAPE."

[RareRoamingStrings]
"COMMAND - TALK: HASTA. LA. VISTA. BABY."

[RoamingStrings]
"LOCALIZATING TARGET."
"COMMAND - TALK: YOU. CANNOT. ESCAPE."

[EnragedStrings]
"COMMAND - ATTACK: [INSERT ATTACK HERE]."
"ERROR - SYSTEMS OVERCHARGING."

[WinStrings]
"COMMAND - TALK: MISSION. ACCOMPLISHED."
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: ALL TARGETS DELETED"

[LoseStrings]
"DANGER! SYSTEMS FATALLY DAMAGED."
"ERROR - SYSTEMS OVERCHARGING."
"ERROR - ERROR - ERR-00101011010101/$W/%()$··%(&·····..."

[RollComment]
"Whoah! Don't target me, Mecha-fella!"

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//Smartass
[IntroStrings]
"Search the place, boys, and leave no stone unturned."
"I'll give them a hardpunch of 'stop here'."

[FragStrings]
"Eheh, what should we do with the rug-carpet?"
"Hey... who is this gear-guy?"
"This fella is sure a dumbguy..."

[KilledStrings]
"Gak! It escaped!"
"No sense in bumpin' weapons."
"Wise guy, eh!?"

[RoamingStrings]
"Search the place, boys, and leave no stone unturned."
"Don't make me and my boys play rough, eh."
"Okay, wise-guys. Where are all you?"

[EnragedStrings]
"Don't think I'll go easy on you!"
"I'll drop all of you to the DIP. Like THIIISSSS!!!"

[WinStrings]
"Never want to see you again... you maroons."
"That's all, boys... all these guys will be on jail."
"What a stiff of all of you!"

[LoseStrings]
"One of these days, you're gonna die laughing."
"Stop that laughing!!! You know what happens when you can't stop laughing?!?"
"Gah... you're just maroons."

[-FiniteZero-]

Oh dear, there seems to be a bump.

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//Melt Man

[IntroStrings]
"I'm Melt Man! With the power to... Melt!"
"I'm gonna sticky my bombs all over you! Wait..."

[FragStrings]
"You cannot defeat the power of SCIENCE!!"
"Let's see you wipe THAT off your face!"
"NOW who's a puddle on the floor, huh!?"

[KilledStrings]
"I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world!"
"Noooo, Science has failed me!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"I was going to be Sticky Man, but apparently that isn't very manly... Like melting is manly!"

[WinStrings]
"I claim this victory for Science!"
"Never underestimate the power of melt!"

[LoseStrings]
"WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!"
"/me melts"

[Geno]

bump again.

Made one for myself.
I have won world record for longest botchat, 116 lines in all.

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//GenoRoll
[IntroStrings]
"Whoa, where am I?"
"How'd I get here?"
"Let's go!"
"Let's see how good I am at this."
"/me whistles the Mega Man 8 stage selected theme."

[FragStrings]
"Oops, tee hee!"
"Ooh, that looks like it hurt!"
"Yea, slam dunk!"
"Sure glad I'm not you! That looks painful!"
"Cumon, step it up!!!"
"Come on $player_killed, you're going too easy on me!"
"Come on $player_killed, I know you're better than this!"
"THAT DOESN'T HURT ME YOU MORON!"
"Oop, that was an accident."
"Whoops, my aim was off. Meant to hit $player_random_notself."

[KilledStrings]
"Oh dear."
"Oh no, not again."
"Stop it!"
"Ow, quit it!"
"Geez, calm down $player_killedby!"
"Nutbunnies."
"Darn!"
"Damn!"
"Crap!"
"Oops, I tripped!"
"D'oh, I missed!"
"NO FAIR! I didn't see you coming!"
"NO FAIR! I wasn't prepared!"
"NO FAIR! You're cheating!"
"NO FAIR! I'm really tall, so I'm easier to aim at!"
"PAIN!"
"$player_killedby! How DARE you interrupt me when I'm trying to look busy!?"
"/me hums one of the many variations of the Donkey Kong Country death music."
"/me whistles the Super Mario World death music."
"HEY, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, $player_killedby!"
"Don't touch those!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hey, at least I'm better than a recolour!"
"I never can understand what's so funny about 'pingas' jokes. I mean, the clever ones are good, but just 'PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!'? That's just annoying."
"/me used Time Stopper!"
"I must be the only one who actually LIKES Mega Man's Lightning Bolt palette..."
"What? Think you'll ever see what's under this cloak of mine? NOPE! NEVER! NEVER EVER! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!"
"So bored. Stupid Saxton servers. Everybody's over there now. I'm all alone."
"Let's see how you cope with my weapons of mass destruction!.... Oh dear, that sounded wrong, I didn't mean..."
"You know, I never really can figure out why I like that Mob Talker mod."
"/me whistles Totaka's Song."
"GET BLUE SPHERES! Wait, no, not my ones!"

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"Need to improve skills..."
"Whoa, you guys sure are good at this!"
"I know $player_inlead is gonna win..."
"I need to rethink my strategy..."
"Hey $player_inlead, just because you're winning now doesn't mean I can't beat you later!"
"BARF!"

[RoamingStrings]
"what"
"Get a load of this!"
"GET BLUE SPHERES!"
"Gotta find the computer room... Where is it?"
"I feel sorry for $player_lastplace."
"I'M WAAAAAAAAAAAAAITING!!!"
"I wonder what's for DINNER?"
"I'm still rather chuffed up about being on the v4 dev team."
"What if..."
"$player_random_notself, DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
"/me knocks four times."
"/me is deep in concentration."
"/me whistles the Chemical Plant Zone theme."
"/me hums the Flying Battery Zone Act 1 theme."
"/me attempts to invent weird lyrics for the Waluigi Pinball theme."
"/me attempts to invent creative lyrics for the theme 'Snakey Chantey', from Donkey Kong Country 2."
"/me whistles the theme 'Treetop Tumble', from Donkey Kong Country 3 with surprising accuracy."
"/me hums the theme 'Fear Factory', from Donkey Kong Country."
"/me sings the DK Rap."

[EnragedStrings]
"GET OUT!"
"This time I'm REALLY gonna nuke you pests!"
"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHRGRHRGHGGHSDJFHGAJDSOFASDFBDNWHATWALUIGISDJGJAUBEESKNEESHISJDASIOJFHADFYUUKIJAIHFAKAQJSANICIMZINIBFIASODASLPASDI!"
"I have reached maximum pissed-offness!"
"Grrr, DON'T CALL ME CUTE! I'LL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!"
"I'm gonna make popsicles outta you!"
"/me screams in blind rage."
"I have nothing to lose so I'm gonna do whatever it takes to take you down with me, $player_inlead!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"DOI, SHOU!"
"Time to take out all my irritation and fury... ON YOU, $player_random_notself!"
"This is the last straw! Actually, I have more at home and they come in 4 colours, wow."

[DemoralizedStrings]
"It's no use, I'm gonna rank out!"
"My skills must be non-existent."
"You guys are no fun."
"Stop killing me!"
"/me cries a bit."
"/me sadly whistles the game over theme from the Game Boy Colour port of Donkey Kong Country."

[WinStrings]
"Wow, I won?"
"I must be good at this after all!"
"Haha, I'm the best!"
"I'm-a number ONE! Yahoo!"
"Too easy!"
"A winner is ME!"
"I won? How'd that happen?"
"I won? What an unexpected turn of events!"
"I won? I must be good at this FPS nonsense after all!"
"I won? What a pleasant surprise!"
"I knew there was a reason as to why Korby wanted me on the v4 dev team..."
"I GOT $player_random_notself! I WIN! I WIN I WIN!"
"/me hums one of the variations of Diddy Kong's victory theme from Donkey Kong Country 2."
"Meh. I won, who cares?"

[LoseStrings]
"I lost. Just as I thought."
"I knew I'd lose."
"Well, better luck next time!"
"Conglaturations, $player_inlead."
"Good game, $player_inlead."
"GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON"
"GAME OVER RETURN OF GANNON"
"Hey, I only lost because I have a headache!"
"I'll get you next time, $player_inlead!"
"Meh. I lost, who cares?"
"/me whistles the Mega Man 3 password music."
"I HATE THAT $player_inlead! I HATE THAT $player_inlead!"

[RollComment]
"My , my, you sure are tall! And your face... it looks familiar..."

Has many variants of the same lines, to try and make it seem as human as possible.
(And the bot itself has an intellect of 5, so it acts pretty much human as well)

WARNING: Contains references to video games, You Tube Poops, megaman sprite comic, some 8BDM online matches I participated in, one of my comics (uh oh).

Some of my favourites, are:

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"Whoops, my aim was off. Meant to hit $player_random_notself."

"Hey, I only lost because I have a headache!"

"Grrr, DON'T CALL ME CUTE! I'LL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!"  < based on what somebody said to me on an online match after I uttered the "maximum pissed-offness" line.

"NO FAIR! I'm really tall, so I'm easier to aim at!"

(and no, I am not sorry for some of the lines I snuck in there.)

[Deviddo]

GET BLUE SPHERES!

[The_Broker]

Well now, that was certainly the biggest botchat I've ever seen! And some very nice references in there too, nicely done Mr. Geno!

On a sidenote, more official botchats will be posted whenever the next expansion is out!

[ZeStopper]

Mr. Geno!

OH NO!!!

[Geno]

What oh no?

Oh, wait, this again.

Look, there's no reason to be all "Oh no" about that. I don't care which pronouns you use to refer to me as.
You simply used my appearance to dictate which one you use, while The_Broker here used "Kapus logic" to dictate what pronoun to use.

But I really do not care.


Well, using "it" would bother me, but whatever.

And now, Uncle Proton.

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//uncle proton
[IntroStrings]
"i am here to learn you all about how cool science is"
"the ozone here is terrible i can already feel my buns starting to fry"

[FragStrings]
"the ball is in my coart now"
"you damn kids need to learn some respect"

[KilledStrings]
"god damit"
"oh no my leg"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"i haven't exercised in so long"
"i hate sand so much"

[RoamingStrings]
"this weather is too hot, my buns are frying"
"you damn kids get back here with my atmosphere"

[EnragedStrings]
"i blame the ozone layer"
"$player_random_notself i am not fat i just have problems"
"i will not accept letting my buns fry again you idiots"

[WinStrings]
"look who is the big cheese of the mountain now"
"the dough is in my coart now"

[LoseStrings]
"shut up you idiot i am dying"
"my buns have been fried for good"

[RollComment]
"Blues, what happened to you?!"

[Hinatediz]

And now... i present you...

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//Monokuma
[IntroStrings]
"I’m Monokuma! Furthermore, your headmaster!"
"I will see how this massacre ends... and then i'll execute the bastard winner!"

[FragStrings]
"It’s an all-you-can-kill, kill-or-be-killed, killing-killing-killing-all-around world!"
"Upupupu... You're sure are a despaired..."

[KilledStrings]
''Ow... you want to play rough. Huh?"
"You got me, but the hope is faraway from you!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"What if Junko betrayed me... and leave me alone?!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Upupu… This heart-thumping feeling of distress… It’s just as if salmon suddenly started assaulting people…"
"Hey, don’t make it sound like I’m some kind of a controlled children toys. You’ll sink my feelings deeper than the Mariana Trench…"
"Oh? You’re a weird bunch, aren’t you. After all, didn’t you all come to this school out on your own volition?"

[EnragedStrings]
"That's it... The execution will start right now!"
"You bastards are getting me on the despair..."

[WinStrings]
"Making such 'hope'-filled kids kill each other — such a 'despair'-filled situation —  My heart is all a-thump with excitement!"
"It’s an all-you-can-kill, kill-or-be-killed, killing-killing-killing-all-around world!"

[LoseStrings]
"Uhhhh... I see you bastards on hope are celebrating because you not died..."
"I shall return... and when you sleep... BAM! Dead!"

[RollComment]
"Are... you a cute teddy bear?"