Future bots' chats & taunts

[The_Broker]

Greetings, I just thought it'd be neat if there was a topic for posting what you felt the future bots chatlogs would be. Using this template:

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// Nameman

[IntroStrings]
"1"
"2"

[FragStrings]
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"

[KilledStrings]
"1"
"2"
"3"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"1"

[RoamingStrings]
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

[EnragedStrings]
"1"
"2"
"3"

[WinStrings]
"1"
"2"

[LoseStrings]
"1"
"2"

[RollComment]
"1"

Here's my contribution:
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Post yours.

Extras:
List of my contributions with help from Mr. Brotoad
Official MM7 Botchats
Official MM8 Botchats
Official MM&B Botchats
Official MM9 Botchats are available on latest page* (*as of 22/08/2016)

[RenegadeX5]

I wanna have my own custom robot master... Hm... oh well. Here's my suggestion.

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// RenegadeMan

[IntroStrings]
"Okay! Renegade's here!"
"Oh good, I'm early."

[FragStrings]
"Keep your head down next time!"
"Get outta the way!"
"I love the smell of burnt metal..."
"Wohoo! Next!"

[KilledStrings]
"That was a fluke!!"
"Nice shot..."
"Gah! I hate misfires!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"... I'm gonna rust soon..."

[RoamingStrings]
"Come out, come out..."
"Wonder what's coming..."
"Okay now I'm bored."
"Where the heck is everyone??"
"Hello??? Anyone there??"

[EnragedStrings]
"ARGH! DAMN YOU!"
"No more mister nice guy!!"
"THAT'S IT! C'MERE YOU!"

[WinStrings]
"Okay good, I won... when's the next game?"
"Oh c'mon I was getting started!"

[LoseStrings]
"You beat me fair and square."
"Darnit!"

[RollComment]
"Can I interest you in some Polish, Renegade?"

Yeah not creative...

[Kackebango]

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// Commandoman

[IntroStrings]
"GET ME BACK INTO THA FIGHT!"
"Here we go!"

[FragStrings]
"Hastalavista, baby!"
"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
"Get down!"
"Knock, knock!"

[KilledStrings]
"I'll be back!"
"Bullshit!"
"ITS A BOMB!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"My nipples are very sensitive."

[RoamingStrings]
"GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAA!!!"
"Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you."
"Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?"
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"You're a funny guy. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

[EnragedStrings]
"SHUT UUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!"
"STOP IT!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!"

[WinStrings]
"TERMINATED"
"Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied."

[LoseStrings]
"I need a vacation."
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHH!!!!"

[RollComment]
"Try not to blow everything up this time."

[Joseph Collins]

Oh, you people and your impatience.  Heh.  Welp, I was gonna wait to release these, but since my hand's been somewhat forced...  X3

All of these strings were made from gathered personality traits and whatnot, so I tried to keep everyone as much in-character as possible.  Galaxyman might seem extremely chatty, but mind you, some of those strings are duplicated so that he theoretically won't be babbling percentiles every other chat.

Commandoman
(I know Kackebango already shared his, but I made these a few days ago with the intent of putting them with my bot script for the skin, so...  And despite his name, he's actually fairly docile.  I mean, how tempermental can a mine-sweeping, clock-watching oil connoisseur really be?)

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//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"Let's do this quick. I've got jobs waiting for me."
"Let's blow!"
"Just another day on the job for me..."

[FragStrings]
"Target destroyed!"
"That's one less thing to worry about!"
"X marks the spot! Hah!"

[KilledStrings]
"Waaaaaugh!"
"Didn't see THAT one coming!"
"Gah--ouch!"
"A little warning next time you blow me to smithereens!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Busy, busy, busy..."
"You can't hide from me!"
"C'mon, quit hiding! I KNOW you're there!"
"I really don't have time to play 'hide and seek'..."

[EnragedStrings]
"When I find you, $player_killedby...!"

[DemoralizedStrings]
"Why, why, WHY isn't my tracking unit working?!"

[WinStrings]
"Mission accomplished!"
"/me drinks a toast of imported oil."
"I have to admit, that was pretty fun."
"My weapons never miss their mark!"

[LoseStrings]
"I knew this was going to be a waste of time..."
"Welp, back to work for me!"
"But...but I NEVER miss!"

[RollComment]
"Hey, long time no see! Keeping busy? How's work?"

Duo
(Pretty basic stuff for Duo.  He's not really in it for the "tournament" aspect.)

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//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"There is evil energy in this place..."
"Don't try to stop me from completing my mission!"
"Stay out of my way, you'll only end up getting hurt."
"Get ready!"

[FragStrings]
"Hya!"
"Stay out of my way!"
"You will be okay."

[KilledStrings]
"Stop delaying my progress!"
"I must not be deterred from my mission!"
"Please! This is for the survival of your planet!"
"You're making a big mistake in attacking me..."

[RoamingStrings]
"I will destroy the evil energy found here!"
"Please, you are not helping my mission!"
"Are you agents of evil?"
"I'm a keeper of peace and justice."
"My job here is far from over..."

[EnragedStrings]
"Time to get serious."

[WinStrings]
"The energy is not here... I must keep searching."
"With your help, this planet will survive."
"My job is done. I must go, now. Thank you."
"Be forever beautiful, little blue planet..."

[LoseStrings]
"You are all very strong. Perhaps I am not needed here..."
"This is...but a setback."
"I must succeed in my mission..."
"I feel a strong sense of justice within you..."

[RollComment]
"All the beautiful stars you must see, traveling the cosmos... I'm jealous!"

Galaxyman
(Braaaaaniac!  The guy does literal rocket science for a living and likes to name stars in his spare time.  Needless to say, he's a chatty bugger.)

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//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"My calculations will leave you dumbfounded!"
"Your inadequate intellect can't compare to my calculating brain!"
"I would much rather be roaming the stars..."

[FragStrings]
"It doesn't take a genius to see you're dust!"
"Come come come, can't you do better than that?"
"$player_killed, the likelihood of your success was quite minimal!"
"Strong weaponry isn't everything!"

[KilledStrings]
"Ack! Have you no respect for a mind of my caliber?"
"Please! Be careful next time!"
"Does it make you happy to be stronger than I am, $player_killedby?"

[RoamingStrings]
"I know it was Dr. Light's will, but I'm not comfortable fighting like this!"
"I know it was Dr. Light's will, but I'm not comfortable fighting like this!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"/me babbles something long-winded."
"/me babbles something long winded."
"/me babbles something long-winded."
"Is Astroman nearby? I could use some intellectual support."
"Is Astroman nearby? I could use some intellectual support."
"There is a 97.313% chance of $player_random_notself being the next to be destroyed."
"I estimate a 78.925% chance of my victory."
"Given recurring trends, there is a 99.9% chance of $player_inlead being the next to be destroyed."
"There may be a 14.58% chance of $player_killedby falling into an environmental hazard."
"$player_random_notself has a 16.967% chance of being the next to be destroyed."
"A 54.85% chance of $player_random_notself suddenly taking the lead is what I predict."
"I give a 92.32% chance of $player_random_notself destroying themselves."
"There is a 25% chance of $player_random_notself will not be destroyed."
"A 0.01% chance of this competition ending in peacefully is what I calculate."

[WinStrings]
"Well this certainly wasn't rocket science."
"/me flies away."
"I won? I won! Er, of COURSE I won. I am a genius, after all."
"It would appear my calculations were indeed accurate."

[LoseStrings]
"What did you expect? Someone with my skills was not made for combat!"
"/me flies away."
"This was truly a waste of time on everyone's part."
"A truly futile excersice..."

[RollComment]
"Would you name a star after me some time? Just asking..."

Splashwoman
(She likes to sing and seems to know she's pretty and such, given her known information.  Also add to the fact her weakness is hornets, and well, there ya go.  Sidenote: She is a bitch when fighting her!  I wrote these lines way too well...  XD)

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// Splashwoman chats by Joseph Collins
[IntroStrings]
"Time to make a splash!"
"Hear my bel canto!"
"/me sings an introductory refrain."

[FragStrings]
"Did my beautiful voice distract you? Sorry. Hee hee!"
"/me sings $player_killed a soft requiem."
"There is no shame in being beaten by a girl."
"As you can plainly see, I'm no fairy!"

[KilledStrings]
"Ouch! That is NO way to treat a lady!"
"/me 's sings a sad melody."
"You're just jealous you can't sing!"

[RoamingStrings]
"/me sings a beautiful melody."
"I think my trident is running out of juice..."
"Old? I'm not old! YOU'RE old!"
"W-was that a hornet...?!"
"This is quite a change from rescuing people."

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Now now, boys. There's enough autographed 8x10 glossies to go around..."

[WinStrings]
"See? Legs are completely overrated!"
"/me poses, winks, and waves her tail."
"Come on. Let's go to a karaoke bar. My treat!"

[LoseStrings]
"No, no, NO! I demand a recount!"
"Well, there's always showbiz..."
"There was a hornet's nest! It distracted me! Really!"

[RollComment]
"Teach me how to sing as well as you do some day?"

Springman
(I love Springman.  He's my hero.  X3)

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// Springman chats by Joseph Collins
[IntroStrings]
"DWN-053 Springman here! Prepare to get sprung!"
"Let's bounce, yo! Heh heh!"
"I'm a real Wild Coil!"

[FragStrings]
"Surprise! You've just been boxed, Jack!"
"You just got owned by bedsprings! Hah hah -- oh wait..."
"Compress me and I spring right back!"

[KilledStrings]
"Boyoyon!"
"Augh! Cut down in my prime!"
"I'll get you next time!"
"/me looks surprised!"

[RoamingStrings]
"I'm all coiled and ready to strike!"
"Can't get me! Can't get me!"
"Stairs! Why did it have to be stairs?!"
"Follow the bouncing ball!"
"You guys sure put a spring in my step!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Turn! Punch! Spring! Bounce! Fly! Boyonon paradise!"

[WinStrings]
"I won? Cool."
"That was fun. Now who's up for chips and salsa?"
"2,000 coils can't be wrong."

[LoseStrings]
"That's the way the ball bounces."
"There were too many stairs in that level."
"/me shrugs."

[RollComment]
"Why so tense, Springman?"

Edit: May as well toss this one up as well, just in case.  :B

Jupiter
(He hates prop-powered flight and seems to have a temper, plus with as fast as he flies, he loses stuff a lot.  I can only imagine that the Earthling robots he encounters would only infuriate him since they're so "inferior".)

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//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"My name? Jupiter. My mission? To shock and awe."
"Behold my might!"
"Try and keep up with your inferior locomotion abilities."
"Attack!!"
"For Terra!"

[FragStrings]
"I bet that was a bit of a shock!"
"Crash and burn, did we $player_killed?"
"This planet's robots don't put up much of a fight."
"You robots are ridiculously weak."
"That was left-handed!"

[KilledStrings]
"Oh HO! A challenge!"
"That won't happen again, $player_killedby!"
"Maybe you're not as weak as I thought."
"It takes more than that to stop me!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Hear my mighty engines ROAR!"
"Try and keep up, $player_random_notself. Just try!"
"You like it back there in last place, $player_lastplace?"
"Remind me to recharge my batteries after this."
"Now where did I put that weapon I had a second ago?"
"Clear my way, you propeller scum!"
"Vroom, vroom! Woosh!"

[EnragedStrings]
"Oh that tears it! You're going DOWN, $player_killedby!"

[DemoralizedStrings]
"Who--what?! You?! You're dead, $player_killedby!!"

[WinStrings]
"How predictable! I won!"
"You never stood a chance."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did my high speed leave you all in the dust?"
"And THAT'S why we rule space!"

[LoseStrings]
"How could I lose?!"
"Well THAT'S an embarassment..."
"Ridiculous! NO ONE can keep up with me!"

[RollComment]
"Turn those turbines off! You're making a mess!"

[Korby]

Blargh. I ran out of ideas halfway through.

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// King

[IntroStrings]
"This land will be conquered by King!"
"Why do you serve humans? Join my army!"

[FragStrings]
"Pin and Skewer."
"Check."
"You should be honored to be destroyed by the king!"
"Filthy peasant!"

[KilledStrings]
"...I'm in Check."
"Nice shot."
"Uwaaah!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"You can't hurt me, you don't have Big Bang Strike!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Worthless humans!"
"I'm waiting."
"The clock is ticking."
"It's your turn, #player_random_notself."
"/me laughs to himself"

[EnragedStrings]
"..."
"My plan! It is ruined!"
"Curse you!"

[WinStrings]
"Long live the Robot Kingdom!"
"Checkmate."

[LoseStrings]
"Why...Why do robots fight for humans?"
"I have lost."

[RollComment]
"Why do you hate humans so much, King?"

[brotoad]

i made these lines after i finished shademans sprites!
"SEVEN! SEVEN USELESS ROBOTS AH AH AH AH AH!"
"i may have burst into flames but at least i didn't sparkle!
"i think your mirror buster is broken, i can't see myself in it!"
"WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE!"
"what is a robot master? a miserable little pile of circuits!"
"i am the terror that flaps in the night!"
the best thing about him being a vampire is that the potential for puns is endless!

[TrueTenguMan]

"WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE!
"SEVEN! SEVEN USELESS ROBOTS AH AH AH AH AH"

fffffffffffffffffffff....

[The_Broker]

Here's another one I thought up stuff for:
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[brotoad]

I AM THE LAW!

[brawlman9876]

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// Brawlman
[IntroStrings]
"May the best man win."
"I will NOT loose!...ok maybe i will...but i will try!"
"Die monster you don't belong in this world!"
"Step up to the ring!"
"Im no Glass Joe here, ill knock you out!"
[FragStrings]
"BOOM Headshot!"
"$player_killed, you have been knocked down"
"You just got sucker punched in the face!"

[KilledStrings]
"Gaw lucky shot!"
"WHAT! that didnt hit me!"
"Well. That was a fail on my part, nice shot $player_killedby"
"I may be out, but ill get back up!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Where are you?"
"The next person i see, dies."
"I think im lost..."
"Come on $player_lastplace_notself catch up!"
"Come on! Time in the round is running out!"

[EnragedStrings]
"GRRR NOW IM ANGRY!"
"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???? GRRR"
"I WILL NOT LOOSE $player_inlead_notself!"

[WinStrings]
"WIN! good game!"
"You just got owned FTW!"
"YESH!!!! i am the winner!"
"Nice try $player_lastplace"
"TKO!"
"KO!"

[LoseStrings]
"Gaw, good game $player_inlead"
"HOW DID I LOOSE????"
"You got lucky, next game your done."
"You only won by decision...."

Most of em is what i would say....but there are some boxer puns in there (and no, im not a dentist)

[Joseph Collins]

I AM THE LAW!

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!

[Accel]

I think I'll use some of these on some bots. To be honest, that Springman chat is rather nice. Makes mine look horrid. I actually did one for Galaxyman, but I tried making him more childish sounding, but he seems to be rather entertaining as a brainiac too!
Nice job, guys! I wonder if these will become official. Time will tell, no? Haha.

[brotoad]

[RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!

oh god this line needs to be in fakemans lines so badly
also some quotes to cheesey police movies would be nice
especially if that movie is lethal weapon.

[Cake Man]

Forgive me for posting this here, but while we're on the issue of bot chats...I have never heard Crashman talk in-game. I think I've seen every other character talk before (except Sniper Joe, but I think he's like that on purpose), but there might be something wrong with Crashman specifically...'cause I've never seen him mutter a word.


I haven't been through all of the other bots yet to check this out, but I'll edit this post or make a new one should I find something similar.

[TERRORsphere]

Blackman

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[IntroStrings]
"I don't remember asking you a god-darn thing!"
"You guys look like... a team of Dorks."
"You ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother messer, mother messer!"
"Step aside bitch!"

[FragStrings]
"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
"Aw man, I shot $player_killed in the face."

[KilledStrings]
"I said goddam!"
"I don't want you in my sight, I'll get medieval on your ass!"
"Frag me again. I dare ya! I double dare ya mother messer!"
"Why the mess ya do that?"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Do the death pits have signs saying: Dead Robot Master storage?"

[RoamingStrings]
"Wily, Does he look like a bitch?"
"My name's $o. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this stuff"
"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting."
"How would you like death? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?"
"Wily! That's all you had to say!"

[EnragedStrings]
"I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."
"Die you mother messers!"
"Bitch, be cool!"

[WinStrings]
"Hmm... This is a tasty burger!"
"This was Divine Intervention!"

[LoseStrings]
"Oh man I've seen some crazy ass stuff in my time."
"I'm pretty messin' far from okay."