$#!% Cutopians Say - The Quote Thread

[xColdxFusionx]

Have a scenario in your head, but don't feel like writing out a whole story just for a couple of lines of dialog? Post your quotes here!
This is for characters only. No actual members, please.

Example:

Annette: "Well, mark me down as scared and horny."
ALEXIS: "I was under the impression that 'horny' was your primary mode of operation."
Annette: "One, that's a quote. Two, that's what the 'and' was for, asswagon."

[Knux]

I could easily see this devolving into a flame war of "I didn't say this shit!"

[xColdxFusionx]

Apparently you missed the first (and only) post, so allow me to elaborate
This is meant for quotes from Cutstuff characters, such as the ones from the Character Catalog. Hence the example starring Fusion Five members.

EDIT: This post is now irrelevant.

[Ceridran]

You hadn't made it clear that it was meant for our original characters; your use of your characters appeared as if they were only there because you didn't have any quotes ready.

Not much was missed.

.. This could be a fun thread if I didn't scrap my characters left and right.

[xColdxFusionx]

Ah, my apologies. I thought the first line was more clear than it was.
EDIT: Added the above note to the first post.

Elena: "...Alphonsium: The Densest Material Known To Man."
Alphonse: "Huh?"
Elena: "Exactly."

[Knux]

Oh, that's better. This should be fun to look at, then.

[Jatea]

psst we can steal other people's characters right

TGOT: "Hey Thatguy, did you buy insurance?"
TG74: "Uh, no? ...What did you do this time?"
TGOT: "Let's just say that you need a new truck."
TG74: "...Did you try to send you-know-who another package?"
TGOT: "No. You never taught me how to drive a truck."

[Gumballtoid]

Based on Minecraft shenanigans. Still viable in Cutopian canon.

GBT: "Damn it, TGOT. That's no house."
TGOT: "Yes it is."
GBT: You can't just look at that and say, 'That's a house.'"

[Bikdark]

there's a whole site that you put this sort of shit on.

it's called deviantart.

This is a thread where you put random ass quotes about your Original the Characters. Just think about that for a second and try to justify it existing.

[Laggy Blazko]

Yeah, and we can use facebook to put whatever we put on the "General Offtopic Discussion" thread.

[xColdxFusionx]

Spoilers for heavy language.

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Meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse, the ISPA officials hold a meeting...

Ellen: "I'm gonna fuck that robot."
Jessica: "No, I'M gonna fuck that robot."
Juliana: "I already fucked that robot. Get on my level, you two."
Christopher: "...Ladies, please, this is supposed to be a serious meeting..."

[Magikarp]

Spoilers for heavy language.

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Meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse, the ISPA officials hold a meeting...

Ellen: "I'm gonna fuck that robot."
Jessica: "No, I'M gonna fuck that robot."
Juliana: "I already fucked that robot. Get on my level, you two."
Christopher: "...Ladies, please, this is supposed to be a serious meeting..."

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[[ MUFFLED SOUND OF REPLOID LAUGHTER IN THE DISTANCE ]]

edit: should probably post quotes here huh
the chronicles of "smash quotes everything 2014"

[6/3/2014 11:49:02 PM] Smash: TGOT: "Tell the thunderstorm to TAKE A SHIT."
[6/3/2014 11:50:03 PM] Smash: Karp why are you Duo's nose
[6/3/2014 11:50:37 PM] Smash: Magikarp: "I'm Duo's nose for... reasons."
Gumball: "Well I don't wanna be nosy, but..."
[6/3/2014 11:52:50 PM] Smash: TGOT: "Gumball you look like a fan of BEENIS."
Gumball: "WHAT."
[6/3/2014 11:53:26 PM] Smash: Galactan: "Meanwhile, Smash is quoting the call."

[6/4/2014 12:01:46 AM] Smash: Caboose: "Can you not, Smash."
Magikarp: "Is it porn."
Gumball: "No? Uhh... well. I'm not sure -where- this falls. ... But don't click it."

and of course

[6/4/2014 10:37:27 AM] Gumballtoid: [8:40:08 PM] SmashBroPlusB: who is farting
[8:40:19 PM] SmashBroPlusB: oh that was Zard's mic ???
[8:40:22 PM] SmashBroPlusB: wow ok
[8:40:32 PM] SmashBroPlusB: I thought Watzup came back and was just lettin' one rip
[6/4/2014 10:38:42 AM] Gumballtoid: [7:11:17 PM] Spikeboy: i poked my eye on a magazine
[7:11:17 PM] Spikeboy: ow

[xColdxFusionx]

Naessa: "Well, we've officially reached a whole new level of stupid. I don't know if I should continue laughing at you or just kill you now before I get infected with it."

[Jatea]

TGOT: "Thatguy, I require a box."
TG74: "Again?"
TGOT: "Yes, again! Do you think I just generate boxes out of thin air?"
TG74: "Well, I wouldn't put it past you."

[Korby]

try to justify it existing.

to build the personalities of characters by acting out scenarios in their voice, helping one create more realistic characters and become a better writer overall.