Funny situations on irc msn .etc etc etc.

[Grymmoire]

And his revenge...

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<`Damage`>ALL THE NEW UNITS ARE OP, REMOVE THEM!
<Captain_Ventris>I'll remove YOU
* `Damage` raises eyebrow
<`Damage`>REALLY NOW?
- You are kicked by Captain_Ventris (Reason: "Ya Rly")
- You are now in #ZDoomWars
- You're not channel operator (#ZDoomWars)
- ChanServ set mode: +o `Damage`
<Slyfox>rofl
<`Damage`>....................../´¯/)
<Captain_Ventris>M3
<Captain_Ventris><3
<Captain_Ventris>also, your subaqueous middle finger image sux
<`Damage`>I'm not even gonna bother pasting the whole thing
<`Damage`>Just the nail
<Slyfox>lol

[NeuralStunner]

<DavidPH>   THERE IS NO ATI, ONLY ZAHL!

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Me and Dave don't mind Grad much, but heh. Too good not to save.

[Mobius]

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<RedZTag>have you tried a system wide .ini search?
<RedZTag>that should find it unless skulltag magically uses some other format for saving settings now
- junior quit (Ping Timeout)
<Mobius>System wide search eh?
<RedZTag>yep
<Mobius>What do I have to do?
<SuperGod>F3
<SuperGod>*.ini
<SuperGod>profit
<RedZTag>windows key + f
<SuperGod>or even better
<SuperGod>skulltag-*.ini
- junior joined
<arezey>or skulltag*.ini
<arezey>just to be sure :))
<RedZTag>make sure to change the location to my computer
- junior is now known as Guest7635
<Mobius>Found something interesting
- Firewolf is now known as Firewolf|omfg
<Mobius>Well well well
<Mobius>Thank you SuperGod, Redztag, and Arezey
<RedZTag>np
<RedZTag>where was it though
<Mobius>Contacts folder..
<RedZTag>lmao
<Mobius>under the name Peter
<Mobius>I don't even know who Peter is
<SuperGod>wtf
<RedZTag>no idea how that happened
- Hioshen joined
<Mobius>Probably store bought settings
- Chrono joined
<Mobius>and apparently I got some weird binds I never binded
<Mobius>Command=say /me cgCocksciCockscfCockscdCockschCocksctCocks
<Mobius>^ I never ever put that
<ClonedPickle>i don't believe you
<RedZTag>lol
<Mobius>Lol
<haxAFK>lol
<Mobius>I don't believe me either
<haxAFK>That looks like a bind I'd make
<haxAFK>but
<haxAFK>I never made a bind like that
<Mobius>There is a lot of binds in this
<esselfortium`>heh
<Mobius>I wonder if this ini is mine
<Mobius>...
<Mobius>Oh I think this is DTD's
<Mobius>No wonder
<Mobius>ffffffffffff
<MP2E>heh STIF, Sexually Transmitted INI file
<MP2E>looks like you just got infected
<Mobius>LMAO
<haxAFK>haha
<haxAFK>rofl

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<RedZTag>have you tried a system wide .ini search?
<RedZTag>that should find it unless skulltag magically uses some other format for saving settings now
- junior quit (Ping Timeout)
<Mobius>System wide search eh?
<RedZTag>yep
<Mobius>What do I have to do?
<SuperGod>F3
<SuperGod>*.ini
<SuperGod>profit
<RedZTag>windows key + f
<SuperGod>or even better
<SuperGod>skulltag-*.ini
- junior joined
<arezey>or skulltag*.ini
<arezey>just to be sure :))
<RedZTag>make sure to change the location to my computer
- junior is now known as Guest7635
<Mobius>Found something interesting
- Firewolf is now known as Firewolf|omfg
<Mobius>Well well well
<Mobius>Thank you SuperGod, Redztag, and Arezey
<RedZTag>np
<RedZTag>where was it though
<Mobius>Contacts folder..
<RedZTag>lmao
<Mobius>under the name Peter
<Mobius>I don't even know who Peter is
<SuperGod>wtf
<RedZTag>no idea how that happened
- Hioshen joined
<Mobius>Probably store bought settings
- Chrono joined
<Mobius>and apparently I got some weird binds I never binded
<Mobius>Command=say /me cgCocksciCockscfCockscdCockschCocksctCocks
<Mobius>^ I never ever put that
<ClonedPickle>i don't believe you
<RedZTag>lol
<Mobius>Lol
<haxAFK>lol
<Mobius>I don't believe me either
<haxAFK>That looks like a bind I'd make
<haxAFK>but
<haxAFK>I never made a bind like that
<Mobius>There is a lot of binds in this
<esselfortium`>heh
<Mobius>I wonder if this ini is mine
<Mobius>...
<Mobius>Oh I think this is DTD's
<Mobius>No wonder
<Mobius>ffffffffffff
<MP2E>heh STIF, Sexually Transmitted INI file
<MP2E>looks like you just got infected
<Mobius>LMAO
<haxAFK>haha
<haxAFK>rofl

HOLY SHIT!!! That's my ini! I don't even remember sending it to you.

Oh and my name is Peter.

[Mobius]

I know your name is Peter, but it wasn't under I read the binds and saw your name that I wasn't sure.

So odd.

[Anonymous]

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Mobius says:
Lol
That thread
Was funny as hell
robin says:
can you just tell him
that
Mobius says:
Though you killed it with a funny ass, "I found your clit!" thing
robin says:
all i was saying is that he was a terrible human being no offense intended nigger
Mobius says:
and I couldn't get into it anymore
Diebuster says:
“get into it”
so you WERE doing it unironically
Mobius says:
That moment just broke any semblence I had getting into character
Yes?
I roleplay
Getting in character is easy for me
I thought if we did it
Diebuster says:
lol
Mobius says:
It'd be funny
Diebuster says:
you said you were doing it ironically
you
fapped to it
ahahahaha
Mobius says:
No
I didn't say that
I don't do things ironically
That'd stupid
Diebuster says:
you were at least
aroused
Mobius says:
The concept of what was running through my head
Diebuster says:
admit it!!
Mobius says:
Yeah
I visualized it
That is how I was able to get into it
Diebuster says:
you
Mobius says:
But that's it
Diebuster says:
had cyber sex with me
and was aroused by it
LOL
LOL
LOL
Mobius says:
I-t-it isn't like I like you or anything
Diebuster says:
i will save this convo
print it out
and frame it
i will find a way
robin says:
and fap over it
oh wait
youre not mobius

I was 17 when that happened~

(im diebuster)

[Mobius]

I have no regrets Iggy. 8 )

[NeuralStunner]

You'll only get it if you know about old (musical) movies and the "This Causes an Error" level in ROTT. I didn't know the song was going to tie in until I was typing the last couple lines. The meteor thing was a random subject change (related to a weapon he'd made), which came out hilariously perfect.

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* NullifiedSynapse NinjaInsanity Causes an Error
* NullifiedSynapse 's free!
* NinjaInsanity   calls a meteor storm to kill NullifiedSynapse
* NullifiedSynapse is immu - OUCH
<NullifiedSynapse> __(@),...
* NullifiedSynapse ? Space rocks fallin' on my head, but that don't mean the ground will soon be turnin' red
* NullifiedSynapse 'Cause bleedin's not for me
* NullifiedSynapse But I'm never gonna stop the rocks by complainin'
* NullifiedSynapse because I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(NullifiedSynapse is an "alias" of mine. NinjaInsanity is AKA InsanityBringer. Also feel free to make fun of my "guy with a metero fallen on him" ASCII pic. )

[Broken Soul]

Not sure if its funneh, (but for me it was lol)

THIS CONVERSATION WAS IN SPANISH FSADF

Where does Broken Soul/Kuda live?

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[ab]LEO says:
 hey broken?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
yeah?

[ab]LEO says:
were do you live?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
Why you wanna know?

[ab]LEO says:
cause were friends!


=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
.....

[ab]LEO says:
please broken tell me


=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
<_<

[ab]LEO says:
pleaase


=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
ok damnit <.<

[ab]LEO says:
i will find your house

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
uh wat?

[ab]LEO says:
with google maps


=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
right...
anyway..

[ab]LEO says:
yeah?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
New York

[ab]LEO says:
Really?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
yez

[ab]LEO says:
Ok whats the address?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
Central Park X3

[ab]LEO says:
Number?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says:
it doesnt has

[ab]LEO says:
ok, hang on a sec...

*After soome minutes, this happened (i can believe he really thinks i live there o_o)


[ab]LEO says:
Broken

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
Yessh?

[ab]LEO says:
Im near a bridge, theres nothing around but i think there are some houses ahead.

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
Go to teh bridge X3

[ab]LEO says:
Right or left?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
Right

[ab]LEO says:
I can see some yellows houses, is one of that your house?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
Its near

[ab]LEO says:
I will find it

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
ok ......

*30 MINUTES LATER* (I was on skulltag asda)

[ab]LEO says:
Broken!

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
Wat is it?

[ab]LEO says:
Im lost again

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
but.. why?

[ab]LEO says:
im in a desert now

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
o_o

[ab]LEO says:
Should i go back to that bridge?

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
Yes u are too far away from my house now <.<

[ab]LEO says:
k...
Im tired

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
<_
[ab]LEO says:
You know wat, im tired of searching your house

=>>As long were together is enough <3 <<== says
XD

[ab]LEO says:
Heres the page:
(I DONT REMEMBER TEH PAGE)
Bye broken

*tada!! live in México not there lol ^^*

[Mobius]

:3 I make it look easy

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<SyKoTiC>doomguy vs duke
<SyKoTiC>doomguy wins with bfg10k
<Eric>nope
<ClonedPickle>bfg10k isn't in his normal arsenal
<Grave_Violator>both are too awesome to fight
<SyKoTiC>bfg9000 then
<ClonedPickle>also duke can jump
<Son1cBl4st>You guys seen the "secret" levels in Doom 2 you get to using idclev?
<ClonedPickle>it's not an equal comparison
<Eric>because Duke was using a modified cfgs
<Son1cBl4st>Where there's children on poles at the end
<Eric>so the rpg had a blast radius of a mile
<SyKoTiC>duke haxed
<Son1cBl4st>Weird ass level
<Weiss>Doomguy vs Duke = black hole
<Grave_Violator>they conquer lesser beings like master chief and MW2
<SyKoTiC>yes weis
<Mobius whispers>Doom wins
<Mobius>Doom wins
<Mobius>Duke can jump
<SyKoTiC>its like 2 falcon punches hitt each other
<ClonedPickle>this just in: MW2 is now a protagonist of something (???)
<Mobius>but autoaim beats vertical differences
<Eric>lawl
<Mobius>the BFG will track anyway
<Weiss>ew MW2
<Grave_Violator>^
<SyKoTiC>ew duke
<Weiss>jetpack over it
<Weiss>:V
<Mobius>A better fight is Bill Riser vs Doomguy
<Grave_Violator>ew yout bullshit
<SyKoTiC>no
<ClonedPickle>Mobius: nope
<Mobius>Yes.
<Son1cBl4st>Oldschool games ftw
<SyKoTiC>duke is bullshit
<ClonedPickle>completely different view shift
<Grave_Violator>mlyp
<Mobius>Contra is old school
<ClonedPickle>Contra is a sidescroller
<SyKoTiC>mlducke
<Grave_Violator>^ Contra FTFW
<Weiss>FUCK YEAH CONTRA
<ClonedPickle>it owns, yes
<Mobius>Bill Riser and Lance is Contra
<ClonedPickle>not a good comparison to doom
<Mobius>You guys don't know anything
<SyKoTiC>contra vs doom
<SyKoTiC>lol
<ClonedPickle>Mobius you're dumb
<Mobius>Contra > Doom
<Weiss>if you can get past the first level you're immediately awesome
<Grave_Violator>get out sykotic
<Grave_Violator>now
<SyKoTiC>no
<SyKoTiC>duke get out
<SyKoTiC>now
<Eric>Mobius: doomguy can move from side-to-side
<Weiss>Contra: Hard Corps
<Grave_Violator>baaaaaaww
<Eric>he wins
<Mobius>Cloned: Says the guy that said old school, doesn't know what Contra is
<ClonedPickle>are you fucking retarded
<ClonedPickle>I know what Contra is
<Grave_Violator>oh shit
<SyKoTiC>lol
<Mobius>Contra = wipe a whole screen out with their nuke powerup from the original game (and Contra 3)
<Mobius>Contra wins
<Weiss>[15:47] <@ClonedPickle> Contra is a sidescroller
<Weiss>:V
<Mobius>He also said
<ClonedPickle>there was no nuke powerup in the first game
<ClonedPickle>it was in the second
<Mobius>"Old school only,"
<Mobius>:V
<ClonedPickle>get the hell out
<Mobius>Yes there was
<Son1cBl4st>Yeah Contra was epic
<Mobius>Play the ice level
<Son1cBl4st>I'm more of a PS1 game fan
<ClonedPickle>Oh wait yeah there was
<Mobius>Idiot
<SyKoTiC>oooh
<ClonedPickle>But III's is different
<Mobius>Same shit
<Mobius>They were invulnerable to it
<Mobius>Whole screen gets wiped
<Son1cBl4st>Anyone played Medieval for the PSX?
<Weiss>Contra: Hard Corps
<Mobius>They didn't need armor
<Mobius>They went in tank tops
<Weiss>if you beat the first level you are god
<ALMN_>nobody cares about contra hard cops
<SyKoTiC>15:49:26  <Son1cBl4st>Anyone played Medieval for the PSX?
<ClonedPickle>It's not the same if you can carry it
<SyKoTiC>medieval was the bomb
<Son1cBl4st>Yup
<Mobius>True enough
<ClonedPickle>But the point stands, Mobius, you're fucking retarded for saying that contra vs. doom is a better comparison than duke vs. doom
<SyKoTiC>so epic
<SyKoTiC>they had one for ps2 i think
<Mobius>Yes it is
<SyKoTiC>but it was not as good
<Mobius>A much better comparsion
<Mobius>Duke sucked anyway
<Son1cBl4st>The first is better than the newest ones
<SyKoTiC>first is always better
<Son1cBl4st>Yup
<SyKoTiC>usually
<Mobius>Contra Shatter Soldier was alright
- intrepid quit (Quit: leaving)
<Mobius>I can never S the whole game
<Weiss>They're completely different games, Contra doesn't even resemble Doom in the fact that Contra is a 2d sidescrolling game while Doom is a (3d) FPS
<Mobius>I always die in the very, very last part.
<ClonedPickle>Mobius: you do realize we're talking about Duke 3d here? You know, not the original two sidescrollers? As in Doom and Duke 3d were the same goddamn genre where Contra isn't?
<Mobius>Once
<Mobius>Uh
<Mobius>Doom is 2.5D
<Mobius>:x
<Mobius>Technically making him 2D
<ClonedPickle>Duke isn't full 3d
<ClonedPickle>no you fucking mong
<Weiss>inb4clonedasplosion
<Spleen>rofl
<ClonedPickle>2d and 2.5d are different dimensions
<SyKoTiC>duh?
* Spleen waits for 3.5d games
<Weiss>4d
<Weiss>what is the 4th dimension
<Weiss>that's what I wanna know
<SyKoTiC>thats virtualboy spleen
<Zap610>spacedm5
<Mobius>It's still a 2 dimensional world with a 3dimensional illusion
<ClonedPickle>Contra didn't have an illusion
<ClonedPickle>it was plain and simple 2d
<Mobius>They don't need it
<Spleen>it's not 2 dimensional, things have height and monster fireballs can pass over or under you
<Mobius>It's Contra
<ClonedPickle>sidescroller DOES NOT EQUAL first person shooter
<ClonedPickle>Mobius: I GET IT CONTRA IS A GREAT GAME
<ClonedPickle>IT'S NOT DOOM
<Mobius>LOL
<Mobius>u mad?
<SyKoTiC>rage?
<Weiss>do I want to play MGS3
<Weiss>or no
<ClonedPickle>I'm angry that you are so fucking thick
<Zap610>yes you do want to
<Mobius>why u mad tho?
<Spleen>maybe he's just trolling
<Weiss>k working on my no alert playthrough
<ClonedPickle>Spleen: yeah I'm about ready to use that as an excuse
<Weiss>I want the fucking stealth camo
<SyKoTiC>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4
<YouTube>(SyKoTiC) YouTube: You Been Trolled by 8-Bit
<Zap610>gr8 idea 2 troll an admin
<Zap610>gr8 idea
<Mobius>but uh, Samus can fight Doom
<SyKoTiC>wtf!?
<ClonedPickle>Mobius: Comparing Duke to Doom makes more sense than comapring Contra to Doom. This is goddamn common sense.
<Mobius>I think it was Metriod for the Gamecube
<SyKoTiC>did you jsut compar samus to doom
<Mobius>That went 3 Dimensional
<SyKoTiC>oh no you fucking did noty
<Weiss>Different generations
<ALMN_>you guys are dumb
<Mobius>Lol
<Mobius>^
<Mobius>Halo would win anyway
<SyKoTiC>^ lie
<ClonedPickle>Halo is slowpaced and floaty
<SyKoTiC>indeed
<Weiss>Halo is soooooo slow
<Mobius>But he is 3D
<SyKoTiC>i only play infection
<ClonedPickle>fasldfhslghg
<Spleen>halo guy looks like doom guy :V
<SyKoTiC>infection ftw o/
<Weiss>You think a supersolider would be able to run faster than a fucking snail
<ClonedPickle>DIFFERENT DIMENIONS = NOT EQUAL COMPARISONS
<Mobius>u mad?
<SyKoTiC>^ stfu dude
- ClonedPickle set mode: +b *!*@ool-4579aefd.dyn.optonline.net
- You are kicked by ClonedPickle (Reason: get out troll)

[dark-slayer-201]

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[17:46]   <EmZee712>   $info
[17:46]   <ALMN_>   $info EmZee712 u noob
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[17:46]   <M>   [ALMN_] EmZee712 u noob
[17:46]   <ALMN_>   see?
[17:46]   <tm512>   $info whats a tm512
[17:47]   <EmZee712>   Oh
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[17:47]   <M>   [tm512] whats a tm512
[17:47]   <ALMN_>   $info the skulltag community is like walking into a bar to pick up some chicks, but finding out that it's a dude's night out.
[17:47]   <DBError>   olol
[17:49]   <tm512>   no, the skulltag community is like walking into a gay bar looking to pick up chicks. you know you're going to have a hard time with it and no matter what, its gay.
[17:50]   <ALMN_>   actually
[17:51]   <ALMN_>   the skulltag community is like walking into the retarded class, expecting to find smart, beautiful girls, but instead you just find a bunch of well, retarded, down's syndrome faced broads
[17:51]   <ALMN_>   and when you spout your pickup lines they just say UNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR
[17:51]   <DBError>   lol
[17:51]   <tm512>   why would you walk into the retard class
[17:51]   <ALMN_>   tm512 you picked the wrong door
[17:52]   <ALMN_>   why would YOU walk into a gay bar?
[17:52]   <tm512>   OH
[17:52]   <ALMN_>   you thought the "rainbow club" was a painting store
[17:52]   <tm512>   i wouldnt
[17:53]   <Myti>   hm

[Namo]

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"clayburton_5(at)hotmail.com"

Yay I got someones email
I used (at) instead of @ because of bots can get the email and spam it...

[Namo]

"clayburton_5(at)hotmail.com"

Yay I got someones email
I used (at) instead of @ because of bots can get the email and spam it...

You can have my email hunnybaby

Kidding about the hunnybaby part

and the email part

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"clayburton_5(at)hotmail.com"

Yay I got someones email
I used (at) instead of @ because of bots can get the email and spam it...

You can have my email hunnybaby

Kidding about the hunnybaby part

and the email part

dynamicite(at)live.com, thanks. Ok we're going off topic now. I'll stop.