Ruin-A-Wish

[Oliver]

Granted, but they are fake money.

I wish I could be a robot.

[Xhatahx]

Granted, but you're a Metool.

I wish I could see the seven wonders.

[JohnVyttalRay]

Granted, you'll get a photos of each of the seven wonders.

I wish I played better in mm8bdm.

[Korby]

Congratulations, you are now the master of Team Possession. And nothing else.

I wish this wish were ruined.

[JohnVyttalRay]

Granted, your wish was fully-granted and ruined simultaneously due to paradoxal and endless loopings issues.

I wish I could be better at choosing wishes.

[Xhatahx]

Granted, but you can't find any other place to wish than here, so it doen't really matter.

I wish for a Beatles reunion.

[Upsilon]

Granted! Here's a bunch of Zimbabwean Dollars! (each one is literally less than ONE AMERICAN CENT.)
Multi-ninja'd.

Granted! But then they murder each other after the first concert.

I wish the next wish was corruptable, but only in a positive way that benefits the wisher.

[Xhatahx]

Granted, but I can only wish for a bad thing to happen.

I wish for global thermonuclear war.

[kirbman]

Granted, everyone's dead now... Not sure how I was supposed to make this worse.

I wish MM8BDM V5b would release today.

[Oliver]

Granted, but it only uses the demo of the game.

I wish for an Amiibo.

[bass44]

Granted, but it breaks as soon as you open the package.

I wish I had one of those plasma balls.

[ZipZap]

Granted: But it's actually nuclear and will slowly mutate you into a flesh monster that eats humans.


i wish CBM Crystal Man got a new AltFire

[bass44]

Yuck, gonna need a senzu for that one

Anyway it's granted, but it's glitchier than Sonic Boom.

I wish for a soda machine.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted, but it's broken and unfixable.

I wish Amazon would open up the FemCorrin amiibo pre-orders already.

[JohnVyttalRay]

Granted, but once you  buy and receive it, you'll get a Olimar amiibo instead and you can't exchange for a femal Corrin one.

I wish I could go to Canada