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Title: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on April 29, 2017, 09:22:49 PM
Alright so how this works is that i'm gonna make a wish and you have twist it into a bad thing then you make a wish, which then someone else twists into a bad thing, continuing the chain, like this
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now this is my wish.
i wish all the bad people died.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on April 29, 2017, 10:32:41 PM
Granted: Everyone who has made any sin, regardless of how minuscule it is, is now dead. This includes yourself and almost everyone you love.

I wish that the MK8DX content was available on Wii U.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on April 29, 2017, 11:22:04 PM
Granted: But the DLC is too expensive.

I wish the refrigerator in my garage worked again.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on April 29, 2017, 11:25:48 PM
Granted: The MK8DX content is available on Wii U, but only for 1 seco- Whoops, time's up.  Too bad.  Have a nice day.

Ugh, Ninja'd.

Granted: The fridge works again, alright- BUT AS A KILLER MACHINE THAT HAS A GIANT BLINKING WEAKPOINT!

I wish for 3 benevolent genies.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: SuperCraig64 on April 29, 2017, 11:43:13 PM
This sounds fun, might as well give it a go.

Quote from: Upsilon on April 29, 2017, 11:25:48 PM
Granted: The fridge works again, alright- BUT AS A KILLER MACHINE THAT HAS A GIANT BLINKING WEAKPOINT!

I wish for 3 benevolent genies.

Granted: Those three genies only give one wish each, each wish taking the price of something that's dear to you.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch. ..for obvious hype reasons.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on April 30, 2017, 12:25:02 AM
Granted:
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I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on April 30, 2017, 12:41:34 AM
Granted: Now we'll be able to twist your wishes for the rest of your life


I wish cancer was cured
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Hilman170499 on April 30, 2017, 02:07:14 AM
Granted, except that you can no longer regenerate as a measure to prevent tumors. Enjoy those everlasting wounds!

I wish for a normal potato.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on April 30, 2017, 02:10:17 AM
Granted! The potato is so normal, however, that it bends spacetime for some reason!

I wish that Team Kirby Clash Deluxe wasn't P2W.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: SuperCraig64 on April 30, 2017, 04:00:16 AM
Quote from: Upsilon on April 30, 2017, 02:10:17 AM
Granted! The potato is so normal, however, that it bends spacetime for some reason!

I wish that Team Kirby Clash Deluxe wasn't P2W.

Granted, but Team Kirby Clash Deluxe now has expensive DLC.

I wish for a real life replica of the Divine Rose Keyblade.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on April 30, 2017, 04:11:45 AM
Granted, but the replica is cursed. You cannot put it down without killing another human being with it.

I wish that I actually had musical talent.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on April 30, 2017, 07:52:04 AM
Granted, but everyone doesn't like your talent. You can still play your instruments though.

I wish for a free wish.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on April 30, 2017, 12:56:31 PM
Granted, but it has to be masochistic.

I wish for a non-poisoned, non-rigged, non-corrupted, regular-sized bag of Cool Ranch Doritos that has not been opened nor eaten.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Hilman170499 on April 30, 2017, 01:43:03 PM
Alright, here you- OH NO! It's the cops! Seems like you've been accused of shoplifting because there was no transaction data of any kind for that bag. I'm outta here!

I wish for a totally awesome diamond-plated vehicle.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Gumballtoid on April 30, 2017, 07:10:24 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, it's so heavy and cumbersome that it can't go up hills. Additionally, its gas mileage is far too poor for it to be of any practical use.

I wish I had a bottomless cup of coffee.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: SuperCraig64 on April 30, 2017, 09:20:52 PM
Quote from: Gumballtoid on April 30, 2017, 07:10:24 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, it's so heavy and cumbersome that it can't go up hills. Additionally, its gas mileage is far too poor for it to be of any practical use.

I wish I had a bottomless cup of coffee.

Granted, but the cup now lacks a bottom due to stretching into the Earth's core (don't ask how the cup even managed to dig itself underground).

I wish for a dead link.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on April 30, 2017, 10:02:43 PM
Granted: But now the moon will fall on everyone because link wasn't there to defeat majora.

I wish we got a new megaman game.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on May 01, 2017, 12:23:14 AM
Granted, but it's worse than Bubsy 3D

I wish that all those horrible Family Guy jokes I made back in 2012 never happened.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on May 01, 2017, 06:21:39 AM
Granted, but they now exist as a meme now.

I wish Mega Man Legacy Collection 2 included Mega Man & Bass.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Beed28 on May 01, 2017, 01:22:37 PM
Granted, but it's the GBA version and not translated.

I wish the world was wobbly and bouncy and humanity have adjusted to it.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on May 01, 2017, 03:13:52 PM
Granted, but the whole world will wobble uncontrollably until it breaks in two.

I wish I had a real, functioning Portal Gun.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 01, 2017, 07:30:44 PM
Granted, but it can only shoot one portal. You didn't say it had to be fully functional.

I wish for somebody to love
Don't I need somebody to love
Wouldn't I love somebody to love
I better get somebody to love
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on May 02, 2017, 01:01:41 AM
Granted! But they are Yandere towards you.

I wish to keep the cops off my case for 100 years.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on May 02, 2017, 04:40:56 AM
Granted, you've got the mob on your case instead.

I wish for the ability to know the future.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on May 02, 2017, 06:07:44 AM
Granted, but you caused a time paradox.

I wish I could be like Hoo-dini.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on May 02, 2017, 06:54:46 AM
Granted, but then you die of the same cause.

I wish I had one of those Black Series Storm Troopers figures.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 02, 2017, 08:31:36 AM
Granted, but it's animate and it's running around trying to shoot you.key word is "trying"

I wish for snow.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on May 02, 2017, 09:29:45 AM
Granted, it's now the second ice age.

I wish I could think of a better wish.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on May 02, 2017, 01:44:31 PM
The wish has been granted, but your wish is nothing.

I wish I could be smarter.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on May 03, 2017, 07:40:52 AM
Granted, you now have 1 extra IQ point.

I wish I had lots of money.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on May 03, 2017, 09:37:07 AM
Granted, but they are fake money.

I wish I could be a robot.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 03, 2017, 03:41:41 PM
Granted, but you're a Metool.

I wish I could see the seven wonders.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on May 03, 2017, 06:21:53 PM
Granted, you'll get a photos of each of the seven wonders.

I wish I played better in mm8bdm.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Korby on May 03, 2017, 07:16:49 PM
Congratulations, you are now the master of Team Possession. And nothing else.

I wish this wish were ruined.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on May 03, 2017, 07:24:44 PM
Granted, your wish was fully-granted and ruined simultaneously due to paradoxal and endless loopings issues.

I wish I could be better at choosing wishes.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 03, 2017, 08:46:44 PM
Granted, but you can't find any other place to wish than here, so it doen't really matter.

I wish for a Beatles reunion.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on May 03, 2017, 10:01:46 PM
Granted! Here's a bunch of Zimbabwean Dollars! (each one is literally less than ONE AMERICAN CENT.)
Multi-ninja'd.

Granted! But then they murder each other after the first concert.

I wish the next wish was corruptable, but only in a positive way that benefits the wisher.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 03, 2017, 11:10:48 PM
Granted, but I can only wish for a bad thing to happen.

I wish for global thermonuclear war.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on May 04, 2017, 07:33:01 AM
Granted, everyone's dead now... Not sure how I was supposed to make this worse.

I wish MM8BDM V5b would release today.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on May 04, 2017, 08:15:54 AM
Granted, but it only uses the demo of the game.

I wish for an Amiibo.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on May 04, 2017, 08:39:39 AM
Granted, but it breaks as soon as you open the package.

I wish I had one of those plasma balls.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on May 05, 2017, 08:29:37 PM
Granted: But it's actually nuclear and will slowly mutate you into a flesh monster that eats humans.


i wish CBM Crystal Man got a new AltFire
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on May 06, 2017, 01:23:59 AM
Yuck, gonna need a senzu for that one

Anyway it's granted, but it's glitchier than Sonic Boom.

I wish for a soda machine.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on May 06, 2017, 01:32:59 AM
Granted, but it's broken and unfixable.

I wish Amazon would open up the FemCorrin amiibo pre-orders already.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on May 06, 2017, 06:02:26 PM
Granted, but once you  buy and receive it, you'll get a Olimar amiibo instead and you can't exchange for a femal Corrin one.

I wish I could go to Canada
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on May 08, 2017, 11:19:15 PM
Granted! However, Canada has been torched.

I wish for the power to hover like 5 feet in the air for 1 second at will, whenever I want, complete with medium cooldown time.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on May 09, 2017, 01:00:25 AM
Granted: But everytime you use it, You will fall flat in your face


I wish Cut man and friends go on adventures got more attention
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on May 09, 2017, 01:48:01 AM
Granted but it's bought out by Nintendo and all fangames for it get taken down.

I wish HBO actually produced shows that are watchable.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on May 09, 2017, 07:41:59 AM
Granted. You can watch them, but they're still not good.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 09, 2017, 09:29:37 AM
Granted. You got an airline ticket.

I wish I had a cat.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on May 09, 2017, 03:43:25 PM
Granted: It has rabies.

I wish Autism wasn't​ used as an insult.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Korby on May 09, 2017, 04:21:15 PM
Sure. Now everyone uses Aspie in the same context instead.

I wish for North and South Dakota to get over their differences and become Giga Dakota
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Rui on May 09, 2017, 04:55:03 PM
Poof! Unfortunately, it wasn't very long until they fought over their differences again and fell into sweet sweet despair :hotandbearthered:

I wish I was rich.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 09, 2017, 06:59:09 PM
Granted, you're now filthy rich. But it all came from drug trafficing, so you get arrested.

I wish Iceland will win Eurovision this year.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on May 11, 2017, 03:01:53 AM
Granted: But they revoke it immediately, due to suspicion of it being rigged.

I wish I could stop time.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on May 11, 2017, 12:42:19 PM
Granted, but you also stop yourself.

I wish I could stop time without stopping myself.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 11, 2017, 01:38:56 PM
Granted, but it stops air from moving, so you suffocate.

I wish I had the funniest joke book in the world.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on May 11, 2017, 02:10:56 PM
Granted, but it starts to get boring for a while.

I wish I wasn't that long gone from the activity.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 11, 2017, 05:54:18 PM
Granted. You came back 1 hour earlier than you did.
that's an ambiguous and weird phrase

I wish I got 1 million US dollars, all non-counterfeit, all normal, all generated from nowhere so they weren't stolen, and get them safely, non-suspiciously and legally placed into my bank account.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on May 11, 2017, 06:45:53 PM
Granted, but it suddenly stops existing for no reason.

I wish I was done with school already.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on May 11, 2017, 09:30:26 PM
Granted, but you're dumb and lacking knowledge for your college.

I wish I wasn't doing this.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on May 14, 2017, 11:03:44 PM
Granted! However, you're a murderer instead.

I wish for the Nile River.  (Aladdin refrence)
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Cyclo on May 15, 2017, 10:12:16 AM
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I wish to be off of this timeline.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on May 15, 2017, 11:46:41 PM
Granted: You're thrown into an even worse timeline!

I wish to save this wish for later.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Cyclo on May 17, 2017, 01:37:22 AM
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I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on May 17, 2017, 02:28:31 AM
Granted: Everything you currently own is gone.

I wish wasn't so lazy.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Mendez on May 17, 2017, 03:56:04 AM
Granted, you suddenly feel an unquenchable desire to work, but you only want to work on Diaper-furry animations for the rest of your life.
I wish I was the best electrical engineer in the world
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Cyclo on May 17, 2017, 08:17:08 AM
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I want a pile of odd socks that have no odor, but every time you dig into them, you will never find a proper pair of socks, as every time you think you found a matching sock, there is always an off detail, meaning that when possible sock combinations run out, the pile will be empty, yet somehow it is compacted into the size of a pile of about 20 socks, all of which are legal to own and have no contaminants and are impossible to salvage into a usable material. You can also move the pile around as if it was a pile of 20 socks, but no socks will ever fall from the pile unless you dig them out.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on May 17, 2017, 08:27:10 PM
Granted, but why? but they're all full of holes and are neon-colored and tacky.

I wish for a trip to Oslo.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on May 19, 2017, 01:06:06 PM
Granted: But the plane crashed on a building

i wish for some delicious m&m's
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on May 19, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Granted, but they are expired and is melting.

I wish to meet the famous YouTuber, BurdlineCaster.
(something whispering gibberish)
I mean CrazyScout.

I feel like someone isn't getting the reference here: https://youtu.be/v0qRsGGhoQQ?t=3m59s
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on June 03, 2017, 08:53:02 PM
Granted!  Something tells you that he hates you though.  He then turns into a hungry pumpkin who wants burgers!

I wish for a pencil.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on June 03, 2017, 09:16:54 PM
Granted but it's the pencil that the Joker uses for a magic trick.

I wish the Seinfeld theme played every time I hear something dumb.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on June 04, 2017, 02:54:20 AM
Granted, but instead of the normal version, it's every BiizzaStunner rip that uses it, one after the other.

I wish all food that I ate turned healthy.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on June 04, 2017, 01:15:53 PM
Granted, but because it's health food, it tastes bad.

I wish Iceland will win Eurovision next year.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Hinatediz on June 04, 2017, 07:51:55 PM
Granted, but your country gets disqualified at the 1st millisecond.

I wish Loud House and Dangan Ronpa have a crossover
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on June 04, 2017, 09:34:32 PM
my country is iceland
Granted! But it's a fanfic, and it's awful.

I wish I had a cookie right now.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on June 04, 2017, 11:16:54 PM
Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could find all the yasichis of mm8bdm.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on June 05, 2017, 12:08:36 AM
Granted, not that they do anything!  Also Roll's Chaos Generator made them want to eat your face.

I wish to exchange five invisible dollars for an invisible Pepsi.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on June 05, 2017, 04:32:42 AM
Granted but you can't find the invisible Pepsi.

I wish the fridge in my garage would dispense infinite amount of Jarritos.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on June 05, 2017, 05:39:17 PM
Granted, but once you drink a jarrito you'll be dead.

I wanna live.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on June 05, 2017, 07:08:17 PM
Granted, but you'll only live for 1 second.

I wish for a new Smash Bros. game.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on June 05, 2017, 07:42:46 PM
Granted, they brought back random tripping and made it more common than ever. They also added air tripping.

I wish for a car.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Beed28 on June 05, 2017, 09:32:43 PM
Granted, but it comes with no keys at all.

I wish the world's landscapes moved and rippled like the rolling ocean!
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on June 05, 2017, 09:53:34 PM
Granted, but every dam in the world has now cracked under the rippling pressure, and that can't be good.

I wish I knew what was going on behind that green door.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on June 06, 2017, 12:36:39 AM
Granted, there's another green door.

I wish I wasn't ruining wishes.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on June 06, 2017, 01:21:23 AM
Granted: You're banned from this thread now.

I wish MMBN3 wasn't that hard.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on June 06, 2017, 03:20:53 AM
Granted, it's harder.

I wish I had a decent-paying job.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on June 09, 2017, 03:54:00 PM
Granted. You now do sewer work.

I wish I wasn't operating on Greenwich Mean Time so I could meet more people in servers.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on June 12, 2017, 07:46:18 PM
Granted! You aren't operating at all!

I wish for another wish.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Cyclo on June 17, 2017, 07:42:23 AM
Quote from: Upsilon on June 12, 2017, 07:46:18 PM
I wish for another wish.
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I wish that today was August 21st.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on June 17, 2017, 08:26:01 AM
Granted! You now spontaneously appear in August 21st, only to find you've been missing for the whole time and you've been pronounced dead and all your stuff has been taken.

I wish I could sing without cracking my voice.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on June 17, 2017, 12:43:15 PM
Granted: The only song you can sing at all, though, is "Meet the Flintstones." Cue the obvious bootleg references.

I wish my grandparents had proper internet.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on June 17, 2017, 09:56:24 PM
Grandted: But the only page that you can load is this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-xdiL7Nr0)

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Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on June 18, 2017, 06:47:25 PM
Granted, all her friends die instead, leaving her all alone on the meteor.

I wish Super Mario Odyssey would come out already.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on June 18, 2017, 07:36:42 PM
Granted, but there are alot of unfinished stages and bosses, and still has some leftover bugs.

I wish Maestro could talk.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Beed28 on June 18, 2017, 11:20:58 PM
Granted. He can only say "Bumo!".

I wish the world was like a bouncy castle.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Shep on June 19, 2017, 01:29:43 PM
Granted. The world is so bouncy that once you start bouncing, you will leave earth's gravitational pull and die in outer space.
I wish I had a 「Stand」
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on June 19, 2017, 05:42:02 PM
Granted, but he will be useless because you're not fighting stand users.

I wished the next Nintendo's E3 shows a smash for the switch that won't be released as a unfinished or glitchy game.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on June 23, 2017, 07:33:39 PM
Granted, but they announced that it's P2W.

I wish to do nothing.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Shep on June 23, 2017, 07:39:01 PM
Granted, your body does nothing too and you die of cardiac arrest.

I wish that the next person that replies to this thread has a nice day.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Cyclo on June 25, 2017, 05:15:26 AM
Understandably granted; however, your food machine broke.
I'm sorry.
I wish the person who posted before me has a nice day.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on June 25, 2017, 10:08:45 AM
Granted, however, he has a terrible tomorrow.

I wish I knew how to play the guitar.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on June 25, 2017, 05:55:34 PM
Granted, but every guitar you'll play will be broken and will have too high or too low sound pitches.

I wished there was a 3rd day in the weekend that doesn't have classes.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on June 25, 2017, 07:51:40 PM
Granted, but there's now a 6th day in the week that does have classes.the math here is confusing

I wish I could speak Japanese.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on June 25, 2017, 08:31:39 PM
Granted, you can only speak Japanese and no other language.

I wish my PC's mouse wasn't so broken.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on June 25, 2017, 09:37:22 PM
Granted: Your keyboard's now more broken than the mouse was.

I wish I could see into the future.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: JohnVyttalRay on June 25, 2017, 09:46:59 PM
Granted, but you can only use it to understand jojo-related things.

I wish I could know about physics.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on June 26, 2017, 08:15:35 AM
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I wish we got more people playing MM8BDM.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Hilman170499 on June 26, 2017, 03:46:01 PM
Granted, except they are horrible people who are all bark and no bite in battle and are mean in general.
I wish I mastered the polearm.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on August 02, 2017, 09:32:45 AM
Granted, but you can't get a polearm 'cause they're all sold out.

I wish I could turn back time, and then I could find a way...
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on August 28, 2017, 11:12:16 PM
Granted, You go back to the past and instead of taking the left path to the hospital, you took the right path but turns out that path was full of thugs and you get beaten up to death.


I wish i had the power.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Oliver on August 29, 2017, 06:52:18 AM
Granted, but you have a limited time before it runs out.

I wish I had a Pokémon in real life.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on August 29, 2017, 08:14:38 AM
Granted but it's Magikarp

I wish I could eat eggs without gagging.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on August 30, 2017, 12:13:01 AM
Granted, but now eggs are the only thing you CAN eat.

I wish that I had a Nintendo Switch (the console, not a light switch cover).
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: crazytobuildmc on September 13, 2017, 04:32:41 PM
Granted but the joycons are dead
I wish for a plushie.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: ZipZap on September 13, 2017, 07:47:48 PM
Granted, It's an anime plushie.
And you have no idea where it's been.


I wish squids were real.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on September 13, 2017, 11:40:05 PM
Granted: You're now allergic to them.

I wish I had a constant legal source of income.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on September 14, 2017, 07:18:35 AM
Granted, but it's only 1 dollar a day.

I wish that this wish will not be granted.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: crazytobuildmc on September 14, 2017, 03:11:41 PM
Granted.
I wish to make a new meme that will catch on.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on September 14, 2017, 04:43:26 PM
Granted, but it instantly gets tiring.

I wish I was in Tbilisi.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Zero1000 on December 21, 2017, 12:17:36 AM
Granted, you are in Tbilisi. Except you're buried.

I wish I could focus on what I want to do
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: TheDoc on December 21, 2017, 12:56:24 AM
Granted, you're focused like a laser beam on what you want, but will never be able to achieve it.

I wish I could upgrade my computer.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on December 21, 2017, 06:59:17 AM
Granted, but now your computer has gained AI and now refuses to let you open any programs.

I wish that fire station in my town didn't test their firetruck sirens in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on December 21, 2017, 08:11:12 AM
Granted. Your town no longer has a fire station. Have fun.

I wish I could get the motivation to get out of bed.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Zero1000 on December 21, 2017, 09:46:05 PM
Granted, all of your motivation goes towards getting out of bed, and nothing else.

I wish I could see the final version of MM8BDM
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Xhatahx on December 24, 2017, 08:40:11 AM
Granted. It’s v5c. The world will end tomorrow.

I wish I had a pizza right now.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: bass44 on December 24, 2017, 09:24:01 AM
Granted but it has pineapple on it.

I wish mustard ceased to exist.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GameAndWatcher on December 25, 2017, 03:19:30 AM
Granted: EVERY condiment is gone.

I wish for the next person to have a Merry Christmas.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: BookWormGreen on July 15, 2019, 08:35:04 PM
Granted: The following day they die
I wish everyone looked like anime
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: AMinorFlood on July 16, 2019, 02:41:55 AM
Granted: Everybody also acts like an anime character, for example, when you do something dumb, they turn upside down.

I wish I had MM12.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: BookWormGreen on July 16, 2019, 04:48:26 PM
Quote from: AMinorFlood on July 16, 2019, 02:41:55 AM
Granted: Everybody also acts like an anime character, for example, when you do something dumb, they turn upside down.

I wish I had MM12.
Granted: It's a P2W mobile game
I wish I could bring my old cat into my new home. Also...
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Granted: Everybody also acts like an anime character, for example, when you do something dumb, they turn upside down.
I'm unclear about the downside of this ^
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: AMinorFlood on July 16, 2019, 04:54:32 PM

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Granted: Everybody also acts like an anime character, for example, when you do something dumb, they turn upside down. ^
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I'm unclear about the downside of this ^

Well it can get annoying, that was just an example. imagine something sad happens, and somebody just yells.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: AMinorFlood on July 17, 2019, 04:39:08 AM

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I wish I could bring my old cat into my new home.

Granted: Your cat hates it now.

I wish we knew if we were getting MM11 for MM8BDM.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: BookWormGreen on July 17, 2019, 10:03:10 PM
Granted: Theyre not coming
I wish my parents loved me
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: AMinorFlood on July 21, 2019, 12:36:58 AM
Granted: But you rarely see them in person.

I wish I could purchase a singular apple, not poisoned, not explosive, not moldy, not robbing a bank or stealing, I just want an apple.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: BookWormGreen on July 22, 2019, 01:46:12 AM
Granted: It's a toy apple from a kitchen play set
I wish i had an anime gf
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Hilman170499 on July 22, 2019, 01:23:36 PM
Okay, but now you have to save the world because it's part of the package!

I wish I had a single brick, delivered safely and legitimately to me without harming anyone.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: AMinorFlood on July 22, 2019, 02:26:38 PM
Granted: You have to find a use for it, seriously why do you want a brick?

I wish I had instant access to music on some kind of iPod in my head.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: BookWormGreen on July 27, 2019, 04:05:52 AM
Quote from: AMinorFlood on July 22, 2019, 02:26:38 PM
Granted: You have to find a use for it, seriously why do you want a brick?

I wish I had instant access to music on some kind of iPod in my head.
Granted but your brain gets copyright claimed in 45 countries by UMG and if you go to those countries your brain wont work (i.e. you die)
I wish i had more subs on my YT channel
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: AMinorFlood on July 27, 2019, 04:49:11 PM
Granted: But it's through sub-bots.

I wish I had an orange.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: BookWormGreen on July 30, 2019, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: AMinorFlood on July 27, 2019, 04:49:11 PM
Granted: But it's through sub-bots.

I wish I had an orange.
Granted, you receive the color orange. Don't ask.
I wish orders of Trogdor the board game would reopen
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: AMinorFlood on August 12, 2019, 10:36:38 PM
Granted: But it costs more then you can afford.

I wish I had a list to see who was on the Megaman X Dive Beta Test.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: TheDoc on August 13, 2019, 04:20:43 AM
Granted, but they're all under nicknames/handles you don't recognize.

I wish for a game that I always enjoy no matter how much or how long I play it.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Rozark on August 13, 2019, 04:53:05 AM
Granted. Congratulations! You're now pushing a single red button for the rest of eternity.
I wish my college didn't charge me $100 each term just to use their website.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: AMinorFlood on August 15, 2019, 04:05:35 AM
Granted: You now have to pay $200 to use their website!¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish we could just get Banjo at the beggining of October or something, not December 20th.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Lighter Dude on January 31, 2020, 12:10:54 AM
Yay! An unnecessary bump! I really want to do this sooooo...

GRANTED: Now you have to wait an extra year...wait a second...

I wish I was better with Spark Man in CCBM.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: MegaVile on February 01, 2020, 06:56:26 PM
Granted: Now you're stuck spamming Reload and everyone begs for nerfs.

I wish I had more experience in coding.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Pegg on February 03, 2020, 12:49:17 AM
Quote from: MegaVile on February 01, 2020, 06:56:26 PM
I wish I had more experience in coding.

Wish granted; Unfortunately, you're only proficient in Scratch.

I wish that nobody ruins my wish.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: MegaVile on February 03, 2020, 03:29:36 AM
Quote from: Pegg on February 03, 2020, 12:49:17 AM
Wish granted; Unfortunately, you're only proficient in Scratch.

I wish that nobody ruins my wish.

Wish Granted; except a shooting star crashes into your house to kill you.

I wish for a release date of MM8BDM V7
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: BookWormGreen on March 01, 2020, 07:06:30 AM
Quote from: MegaVile on February 03, 2020, 03:29:36 AM
Wish Granted; except a shooting star crashes into your house to kill you.

I wish for a release date of MM8BDM V7
Granted, but Cutman Mike gets arrested the day it is set to release.
I wish SwaggerSouls would upload more often
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: GunghoDragon on April 22, 2020, 12:20:18 AM
Granted, but SwaggerSouls gets so abnormally motivated they upload too much and they end up crashing the entire internet. (I don't know who that is btw.)

I wish to become a hero or adventurer and destroy evil.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: kirbman on May 07, 2020, 06:06:21 PM
Granted, but your own family turns evil.

I wish my report was done already.
Title: Re: Ruin-A-Wish
Post by: Upsilon on October 04, 2020, 08:09:41 PM
Granted! However, you get an F!

I wish I was a technopath.

(EDIT: Crap i necroposted didn't i)