Colonel Servbot had a bigger rant elsewhere. Let me dig that up.
Edit: Found it.
well, i've got scribblenauts unlimited yesterday morning for 3ds. i was thinking it was going to be the best one yet. well, as soon as i started playing it. it gave me a run-down on what happened with maxwell's and lily's parents, or grandparents. the number one question i had, how do you have FOURTY FREAKING TWO CHILDREN!
but hey, its a jeremiah slaczka game, so i kinda expected that turn. but then i was watching some more, looking at the awesome 3d cinematics. then some old guy asked maxwell and lily for some food, so maxwell created a rotten apple from his magic notebook. and the old guy ate it. now if some creepy old guy were asking me for some food. i would have shoved that apple so down far in his old scaley million-year old throat. but the thing is, that douche actually cursed lily to turn into stone. so she gradually turned into stone. so maxwell has to go around and collect starites for his sis. but what were starites? we all have no fracking clue. but you get them by being nice to people.
oh here, let me throw a fricking foot ball at your cat to get it out of the tree. not only did i hurt the football. but i INTENTIONALLY TRIED HURTING THE FRICKING CAT! but i got a starite for being nice to the lady. but the fricking cat started snarling and hissing at me as it was scratchig me half to death. but when ever that cat is around, im sure i wont be getting any starites from it. then as i was playing, i noticed that THERE WASNT A WAY TO FRICKING MAKE YOUR OWN GODDANG WORDS! that's what i hate, people ALWAYS have freaking system exclusive bonuses. i just hate that. i mean, the nintendo chars for WiiU, sure i can see that happening, but you leave out a HUGE part of a game for the 3ds console, that and there is NO unlimited space, it just deletes the older things you've made earlier. not only that, but i ALSO BEAT THE MAIN STORY IN UNDER A FREAKING TEN HOUR FRICKING PERIOD. that, and they ruined the ending. the story totally sucks. its just a huge message saying, treat others how you want to be treated. HAVENT WE ALL LEARNED THAT WHEN WE WERE SIX OR SOMETHING! plus, this thing should not even be CALLED scribblenauts: unlimited. number one reason, there is NO UNLIMITED SPACE!number two, imagination isnt very UNLIMITED when you've BEAT the first one a MILLION times. and almost got EVERY WORD IN THE FREAKING IN-GAME DICTIONARY! number three, nothing is unlimited with out the ability to create your own words! yeah, no imagination at all.
that, and the fact that there IS NO 3D WHAT SO EVER! the only 3d thats in the game is during cinematics, and there is ONLY TWO VERY SHORT ONES!!!
the only VERY FEW GOOD things are that the improved graphics are better. i did like how the beam katana/ laser sword/ z-saber actually glow. that, the sounds for the laser gun and the laser graphics. and there is a remix of the ending theme in drawn to life: the next chapter. which also had a butchered ending. i have no idea who writes the scripts and stories for these games. but these guys gotta get fired. im sorry to say it. but no. theres nothing worse than getting a sequel to a game and it being THREE TIMES AS BAD AS THE FIRST! just like with drawn to life, they ruined the ENTIRE series for me by ruining the ending at the second one. the original scribblenauts and super scribblenauts were just downright fantastic. but this. no. i am NEVER going to spend my money on ANOTHER jeremiah slaczka game again.
also, wasnt the cthulhu supposed to be a secret word? yeah, then why is it allover the place? plus, there are too many references to every thing. like the old song ' the monster mash ', and theres even a lord of the rings reference! that, and there's a pet cemetary reference as well. even the stupid 'peanut butter jelly time' youtube video. this is scribble nauts people, not the internet!
but im never going to buy another game made by 5TH cell again.
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