What are your two superpowers?

[Ceridran]

Click here twice, post your results.

Superpower / Power Listing Wiki is home to a massive amount of super powers and examples from various things.
It's not fun as TVTropes, but here's a little fun game; click that link up there twice and posts your results. Feel free to redo a part of the random link gives you a list instead of a proper example.

Here's mine:
Transmutation - The power to alter the forms/structure of beings/objects.
Micro-Oxygen Breath - The users of this power can breathe micro oxygen energy that can destroy organic matter, and even vaporize metallic minerals.

[Laggy Blazko]

- Hatred Embodiment: So apparently I can turn into Myroc.
- Acceleration Resistance: Is that like the ability to not get dizzy on a bus?

[Sir Lemon]

Isolation and Peak Human Durability.

So, the best possible toughness for a human being alongside the ability to will myself in and out of existence.

...

-poof-

[Ivory]

Nigh Omnipresence - This power is similar to Omnipresence, except that users are bound within a certain domain, such as time, space, or nothingness.
Peak Human Sensory System - The user's natural five senses are pushed at the highest limits of human perfection; meaning that their sense of sight, touch, hearing, smell and taste are enhanced. An individual with this ability are capable of seeing further, acutely touching ink on a page, hear small sounds, have a smell capability similar to an animal and tasting accurately than normal members of their species.

Sounds like they go well together. Cool!

[DrMario2]

Somatosensory Imprint and Gas Manipulator... I'm an overpowered Holocaust...

[Rozark]

Elemental Magic- The ability to use the arcane and natural forces of Elemental Magic.
Impact Absorption- Power to absorb mechanical and physical impacts.

Just beautiful.

[*Alice]

- Paranormal Immunity: I can't be possessed and I can see supernatural things? Neat!
- Enhanced Wisdom: The ability to possess incredible wisdom. Well, that's pretty great, too!

[Geno]

Restoration Embodiment - The ability to use all healing type abilities, and to get stronger when they are used
Biological Manipulation - The ability to modify any aspects of ones appearance

These would actually be pretty neat
Especially that second one because I'd be able to finally be a girl without going through complicated surgical procedures

Although it also seems that this thing is mocking me in that respect

[Thunderono]

Absolute Strength and Virtue Inducement

I suppose my bulging muscles just scare the personality out of people

[LlamaHombre]

Discern Motivation - The ability to know the motivation behind other's actions.
Water Augmentation - Power to augment the element of water.

Both of these would be really fun, especially since the latter could probably translate into Ice as well.

[Beed28]

Energy Embodiment - The power to embody a form/all forms of energy.
Hydrokinetic Whip Generation - The ability to create whips made of water.

The Belmonts wished they could some something like the latter.

[Blutorus]

So apparently I have Boar Physiology and Reforming...

What am I supposed to be?! The Big Bad Boar?

[King Dumb]

Absolute Will: The power to manipulate all of creation using nothing but pure willpower.
Osteokinetic Constructs: The ability to create tools, objects, weapons, armor, and even appendages out of bone.

I have always thought that the latter is a very cool character ability.

[Rui]

hahahaha I already did this a day before this thread was made B)

Anyways,

Touch Of Life - Bring back the dead with a touch.

Shadow Generation - The power to generate shadows and darkness.

[Russel]

I...uh...hmm.

Would you believe I got Anthropomorphism on my first click?
The second one, Radio Frequency Detection isn't nearly as awesome nor as fitting...but...

I got an ability connected with giving animals sentience. I can make sentient crocodiles.
I think I died a little inside.

Honestly I think making this post stole a part of my soul.