Ruin-A-Wish

[kirbman]

Granted, you can only speak Japanese and no other language.

I wish my PC's mouse wasn't so broken.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted: Your keyboard's now more broken than the mouse was.

I wish I could see into the future.

[JohnVyttalRay]

Granted, but you can only use it to understand jojo-related things.

I wish I could know about physics.

[Oliver]

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Granted, but the only physics you learned is the Blockland Vehicle Physics. Have fun.

I wish we got more people playing MM8BDM.

[Hilman170499]

Granted, except they are horrible people who are all bark and no bite in battle and are mean in general.
I wish I mastered the polearm.

[Xhatahx]

Granted, but you can't get a polearm 'cause they're all sold out.

I wish I could turn back time, and then I could find a way...

[ZipZap]

Granted, You go back to the past and instead of taking the left path to the hospital, you took the right path but turns out that path was full of thugs and you get beaten up to death.


I wish i had the power.

[Oliver]

Granted, but you have a limited time before it runs out.

I wish I had a Pokémon in real life.

[bass44]

Granted but it's Magikarp

I wish I could eat eggs without gagging.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted, but now eggs are the only thing you CAN eat.

I wish that I had a Nintendo Switch (the console, not a light switch cover).

[crazytobuildmc]

Granted but the joycons are dead
I wish for a plushie.

[ZipZap]

Granted, It's an anime plushie.
And you have no idea where it's been.


I wish squids were real.

[GameAndWatcher]

Granted: You're now allergic to them.

I wish I had a constant legal source of income.

[Xhatahx]

Granted, but it's only 1 dollar a day.

I wish that this wish will not be granted.

[crazytobuildmc]

Granted.
I wish to make a new meme that will catch on.