Personally, I think Christian Bale playing MM8BDM would be funnier.
(Lot's o' swears inside)
"What the fuck do you think you're doing? There's nobody at our fucking base protecting our fucking flag and you're hiding in the fucking corner with the fucking plant barrier? A fucking barrier of plants. Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking amateur? You're fucking Mega Man, for fucks sakes, you can't even fucking change your fucking skin? Get the fuck off of my fucking Wily team, you fucking prick."