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Title: What if video games were real?
Post by: Super Raveman on November 13, 2010, 01:23:39 PM
I ask that question to myself often while I'm playing a video game. But in your own opinion, how would video games be if they were realistic?
Title: Re: What if video games were real?
Post by: Max on November 13, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Do you mean video games in real life, or real life laws applying to video games?
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Post by: Super Raveman on November 13, 2010, 01:45:05 PM
Either one, whatever sounds more funnier.
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Post by: Namo on November 13, 2010, 03:56:18 PM

This would happen.

I want Shadow of the Colossus to be real so hard.
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Post by: KillerChair on November 13, 2010, 05:47:10 PM
If pokemon was real i would be living on the road man :p
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Post by: TERRORsphere on November 13, 2010, 09:15:01 PM
If Quake was more realistic, Rocket Jumping would blast your lower body into tiny pieces :(
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Post by: RainsLikeSnow on November 13, 2010, 09:20:14 PM
If megaman was realistic... It would be no fun.
If Halo were realistic the 2 ton armor would break your bones.
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Post by: Wil on November 13, 2010, 10:25:25 PM
you're forgetting COMPLETE ARMAGEDDON

remember every video game villian ever? well, what if they were all working on their plans at the SAME TIME? we would all be totally fucked and be enslaved by three hours
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Post by: NeuralStunner on November 14, 2010, 12:48:49 AM
You forget every video game hero ever! By the same logic, they would still prevail all at the same time. :p
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Post by: Korby on November 14, 2010, 01:05:27 AM
Quote from: "RainsLikeSnow"
If megaman was realistic... It would be no fun.
If Halo were realistic the 2 ton armor would break your bones.
Spartans are cyborgs. They have been trained all their life to wear that armor. I'm pretty sure they could hold it up.
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Post by: Wil on November 14, 2010, 01:31:32 AM
Quote from: "NeuralStunner"
You forget every video game hero ever! By the same logic, they would still prevail all at the same time. :p

Mega Man is running off to beat Dr. Wily, when he suddenly runs into Team Rocket! Team Rocket's pokemon all attack at once, killing Mega Man, and leaving Dr. Wily victorious
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Post by: TheBladeRoden on November 14, 2010, 05:48:52 AM
If life were like video games our prison system would be even more shoddy
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Post by: KillerChair on November 14, 2010, 11:42:15 AM
If megaman would be real all the evil scientists would be able to escape prison easily and create a giant fortress out of thin air.
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Post by: LordZero on December 07, 2010, 04:10:48 PM
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Mega Man is running off to beat Dr. Wily, when he suddenly runs into Team Rocket! Team Rocket's pokemon all attack at once, killing Mega Man, and leaving Dr. Wily victorious
But Pokemon trainer calls out a Pikachu, beats them and heroes advance to Dr. Wily's Castle. Suddenly, Koopa Klown Kar flies into the Skull Castle. Heroes encounter Mario and they advance to Wily's Fortress...
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Post by: CutmanMike on December 07, 2010, 04:44:33 PM
Out of any game that I wish could be applied to real life.... It would be Pokemon.
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Post by: TERRORsphere on December 07, 2010, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: "Korby"
If Halo were realistic the 2 ton armor would break your bones.
I can't stand quotes like this. THE GRAVITY IS DIFFERENT ON HALO THAN IT IS ON EARTH!
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Post by: Max on December 07, 2010, 05:22:23 PM
JESUS PEOPLE YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS SHIT
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Post by: KillerChair on December 07, 2010, 06:05:02 PM
Quote from: "LordZero"
Quote
Mega Man is running off to beat Dr. Wily, when he suddenly runs into Team Rocket! Team Rocket's pokemon all attack at once, killing Mega Man, and leaving Dr. Wily victorious
But Pokemon trainer calls out a Pikachu, beats them and heroes advance to Dr. Wily's Castle. Suddenly, Koopa Klown Kar flies into the Skull Castle. Heroes encounter Mario and they advance to Wily's Fortress...

Sounds like a Smash bros style game  :mrgreen:
I really think megaman needs to be in a new smash bros game.
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Post by: Max on December 07, 2010, 06:06:15 PM
Apparently he was planned for Brawl but Capcom said no?

That's rumors for you.
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Post by: Korby on December 07, 2010, 08:10:54 PM
Quote from: "DoomThroughDoom"
Quote from: "Korby"
If Halo were realistic the 2 ton armor would break your bones.
I can't stand quotes like this. THE GRAVITY IS DIFFERENT ON HALO THAN IT IS ON EARTH!
B-B-But I didn't say that...
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Post by: LlamaHombre on December 07, 2010, 10:31:41 PM
Quote from: "TheBladeRoden"
If life were like video games our prison system would be even more shoddy

see: Phoenix Wright
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Post by: Camo Yoshi on December 08, 2010, 07:53:33 AM
Lol.

If Doom was real... we'd be screwed.

Although it'd be badass if Wolfenstein 3D was real.

"Only one American man saved us from the Nazis... and that man... was B. J. Blazkowitz..."
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Post by: copycat on December 08, 2010, 08:48:38 AM
I believe all of the points listed on this blog (http://elegantelementalist.blogspot.com/2009/04/my-life-needs-pause-button.html) came from a poster my brother owns a copy of, but they are especially funny if you're over a certain age.  One of them was touched on in that "If They Were Real."

Speaking of Egoraptor's work, under no conditions would I ever want The Sims (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/413579) to be real.

If Japanese RPGs were real (not necessarily only the good ones), you get College Saga.


Street Fighter: The Later Years (http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:street-fighter-the-later-years) fills a similar niché.