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General => Anything Goes => Topic started by: LikeLakers2 on June 02, 2011, 12:15:38 PM

Title: If the internet was real life...
Post by: LikeLakers2 on June 02, 2011, 12:15:38 PM: (sorry if this was already made)

So what if the internet was real life? How would you imagine it? Would logging into a website be walking to your job? Who would be the guards outside a building, if any?

For me, personally, an IRC network with Anope services would be all these different rooms, each representing a different channel. There is a butler holding a clipboard outside each, with the clipboard having a list of the bans (+b), invites, (both +I and /invite), and ban excemptions. (+e)

The Anope services would each have their own special vault for all their commands, including help. ChanServ in a channel? I imagine a nice brute with spiked shoes that can go ~~RAEG MODE~~ somewhat "angry" when told to.

I'd go on with my view, but I don't want to make it to rambily. (or however you spell that word) (pm me if you want to know more about my view, or more about what I said)

EDIT: If you wish, I don't mind more than one view on the same thing.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: TERRORsphere on June 02, 2011, 12:54:35 PM: Porn, porn everywhere!!!
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Laggy Blazko on June 02, 2011, 03:21:25 PM: Well, i think i'd NEVER play GvH online...
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: KillerChair on June 02, 2011, 04:13:04 PM: Quote from: "DTDsphere"
Porn, porn everywhere!!!
So terribly true...

And also there would be cat's with pop tarts as body's shitting rainbows pretty much everywhere.
I would have one as a pet.

This forum would be like a pub or something like that.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: TheBladeRoden on June 02, 2011, 06:20:49 PM: The forum would literally be a forum!
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Dr. Freeman on June 02, 2011, 07:46:10 PM: ....If this was true I would have to save the world faster then I am now!

...Freakin EFG....
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: chuggaafan1 on June 02, 2011, 09:22:07 PM: Id be quotin tv tropes...alot
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: brotoad on June 02, 2011, 09:24:28 PM: i think i may end up killing myself!

but then again...long distance relationships would no longer exist so thats kinda good for me!
no more expensive plane trips
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Nuy on June 02, 2011, 09:33:46 PM: Quote from: "brotoad"
i think i may end up killing myself!

but then again...long distance relationships would no longer exist so thats kinda good for me!
no more expensive plane trips
This... more so the second part.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: FuPoo on June 03, 2011, 02:30:40 AM: everyone would be a kawaii anime little girl online :ugeek:
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: VGS2 on June 03, 2011, 07:41:17 AM: Oh boi, flame wars as far as the eye can see, lead by the trollpeople, natually.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Ivory on June 03, 2011, 07:44:40 AM: Roflcopters flying through the sky!
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Kapus on June 03, 2011, 07:45:16 AM: I would own a pet Cat Planet.

That is all.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: LikeLakers2 on June 03, 2011, 11:43:13 AM: I have an idea for what our money might look like, but can't get an exact image. Anyone have any ideas for what (e)money might look like?
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: arkman on June 03, 2011, 07:20:09 PM: Hmm... Either internetz or cookies... internetz would probably be these green coin things with lines on them looking all techy. More likely everyone would barter useing all sorts of crazy stuff.
*I offer my Diamond Pickaxe for your rocket Launcher.*

* I haz Cake anyone with a portal gun willing to trade?*

*Dragon Skin armor for Nuke launcher and a flame shield?*

*One troll face sign for 300 forum posts!*

it could go on all day.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: TERRORsphere on June 04, 2011, 01:12:40 PM: Quote from: "arkman"
Hmm... Either internetz or cookies... internetz would probably be these green coin things with lines on them looking all techy. More likely everyone would barter useing all sorts of crazy stuff.
*I offer my Diamond Pickaxe for your rocket Launcher.*

* I haz Cake anyone with a portal gun willing to trade?*

*Dragon Skin armor for Nuke launcher and a flame shield?*

*One troll face sign for 300 forum posts!*

it could go on all day.
Everyone knows that the internet currency is "lulz".
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: LikeLakers2 on June 05, 2011, 01:21:50 AM: Quote from: "TERRORsphere"
Everyone knows that the internet currency is "lulz".
Actually, its--MAH LAZAH BLAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Magnet Dood on June 05, 2011, 02:14:27 AM: Hmm... I'd so get a Star Man costume some how, and fly across the internet world.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: RainsLikeSnow on June 05, 2011, 03:52:09 AM: People would respawn in wars
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: CHAOS_FANTAZY on June 05, 2011, 05:50:20 AM: I'd never be able to win another argument again :cry:

I think some trading-card-game would be made based off of memes.
Also, criminals are replaced by hackers. Of course, there are good hackers and bad hackers, but I'm referring to the bad ones.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: KillerChair on June 05, 2011, 11:32:29 AM: Lagg would be devastating...
Think about it.

You step into a train waiting for it to leave.
The train moves but you are stuck in a laggspike.
The lagg stops as soon as the train already departed from the station.
You drop onto the traintracks still in the station :p
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: WheelieCarbonate on June 06, 2011, 12:09:14 AM: Fanbases would have countries!
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: ice on June 06, 2011, 10:21:34 PM: suicide rates would be at a all time high
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: MidnightTH on June 06, 2011, 11:52:05 PM: Pedobear, PEDOBEAR, PEDOBEAR EVERYWHERE.

Sonicfags would be nazis. Zero would be chased by fangirls. And i'd be my Sonic The Hedgehog OC, Midnight the hedgehog.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Korby on June 07, 2011, 02:11:08 AM: 4Chan would rule the world.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: MidnightTH on June 07, 2011, 07:37:29 PM: Quote from: "Korby"
4Chan would rule the world.
The webmaster of 4Chan is the president. :ugeek:
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: KillerChair on June 07, 2011, 07:59:49 PM: 4Chan would be more like a gangser society...
Anyone who would not know about them would not be involved.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Korby on June 07, 2011, 08:08:56 PM: In other words the entire internet is involved.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: MidnightTH on June 07, 2011, 09:16:54 PM: I'd wouldn't play DooM again.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: KillerChair on June 07, 2011, 10:52:20 PM: Quote from: "Korby"
In other words the entire internet is involved.
And the people that (irl) dont cruise the internet that much will be clueless about the people that do ;)
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Gryrozx on June 07, 2011, 11:03:07 PM: If the internet was real life I would compete in a lot of "Games" where the sole purpose is to stay alive and not get killed.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: LlamaHombre on June 08, 2011, 02:01:16 AM: SAKUJET

That is all.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Mango on June 08, 2011, 03:48:49 AM: All of my nightmares coming true! D:
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: LikeLakers2 on June 09, 2011, 02:07:15 PM: Quote from: "Mango"
All of my nightmares coming true! D:
Yeah, now lets see your current avatar smile at that!

And yay, I've managed to make a good topic apparently. I guess I just have a very good ~~trolling~~ imagination. :D
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Cacodemon on June 09, 2011, 09:52:57 PM: Oh dear, all of those wacky and fake chainmails coming true.
OFF TOPIC: Im getting MM8BDM Tommorow
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Galaxy Sisbro on June 09, 2011, 10:17:21 PM: If the internet were real... Rusia will be the Virus Data Base, USA will be the antivirus, Japan the best PC system that doesn't have any virus, and Canada the failor firewall. Fun to compare things like this.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Tails on June 09, 2011, 10:18:58 PM: I would bet that millions of lolis, recolors and ocs would rule over the world.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Cacodemon on June 13, 2011, 05:22:02 PM: Shadvic is hitler!
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Turbodude on June 13, 2011, 06:43:01 PM: If the internet were real life, Urban Dictionary would replace Merriam Webster.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Lord Toadman on June 13, 2011, 09:21:39 PM: If the internet were real life I would be a terrorist.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Alucard on June 13, 2011, 10:17:49 PM: If the internet were real life: it really WOULD be serious business

Google would rule the world.

Google would be a giant teleporter.

TOUHOUS. TOUHOUS EVERYWHERE.

Faces of trolls would fly around aimlessly.

Random guys would sing about how they would never give their loved one up.

Oatmeal is for breakfast, and it was flavorless, and watery...

SNYP. SNYP. SEVRUS SNYP.

LAZAHRS would be the new atom bomb.

Google would be the new encyclopedia.

eBay would be the new Wal-Mart

And don't make me go into anything else.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: TheBladeRoden on June 14, 2011, 08:11:34 AM: (http://www.saenterprises.in/full-images/704246.jpg)
These would actually dispense bacon
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: VGS2 on June 14, 2011, 09:09:06 AM: Everyone would ride ponies to work, and sorcerers would have to rely on friendship to use any kind of magic.
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: Alucard on June 14, 2011, 07:57:13 PM: Not all sorcerers though. :geek:
Title: Re: If the internet was real life...
Post by: KillerChair on June 14, 2011, 09:45:00 PM: There would be a ton of 40 year old men out there looking like woman *shivers*