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General => Anything Goes => Topic started by: BiscuitSlash on June 18, 2011, 03:57:18 PM

Title: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
Post by: BiscuitSlash on June 18, 2011, 03:57:18 PM
Got a joke you want to share with us that you made? Put it here!

It must be something similar that you would get out of a Christmas cracker. You know....short but a bit cheap. (Although it doesn't have to be)

Place it like this:

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Joke question
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It must be slightly short and can be as cheesy as you want but don't go too far and make sure it is funny! [If this is a terrible idea then please lock it]

Lemme start....

How do monsters like their food cooked?
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Post by: Max on June 18, 2011, 04:02:25 PM
Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke?

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Post by: Luckyman chatty on June 18, 2011, 10:11:52 PM
Luckyman walks up to a lemonnade stand he asks for a lemon nade

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Post by: chuggaafan1 on June 18, 2011, 10:14:26 PM
HUH?


A KId And A Father Are Hit By A Train. The Father Dies. The Doctor says: I cant operate on this man, he is my son!


How?
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on June 18, 2011, 10:19:10 PM
What's the difference between Metal Man getting hit by a car, and Spring Man getting hit by a car?

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Post by: Luckyman chatty on June 18, 2011, 10:19:42 PM
Someone was jiggling BUT HOW?

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Post by: MidnightTH on June 18, 2011, 11:57:32 PM
Whats the phone number to call the Nazis?

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Post by: BiscuitSlash on June 19, 2011, 09:45:49 AM
Why didn't the Rooster cross the road?
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on June 19, 2011, 07:01:21 PM
Did you ever wonder how your automatic breathing works?

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Post by: LlamaHombre on June 19, 2011, 07:05:11 PM
Quote from: "Sean Nelson"
Did you ever wonder how your automatic breathing works?

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*forgets to breathe and dies*
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Post by: Strange Metool on June 19, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
What happens when you cross Snake Man with Toad Man?

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Post by: Luckyman chatty on June 19, 2011, 09:45:06 PM
What happens when you cross a Strange Metool and a Unstrange Metool?

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Post by: Korby on June 20, 2011, 01:45:00 AM
Why'd the cat go into the middle of the street?
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Post by: Nostalgia on June 20, 2011, 02:22:45 AM
Why did the duck cross the road?

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Post by: LikeLakers2 on June 20, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
Here's one I've known for a while...

Why did the spider cross the road?
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Post by: LlamaHombre on June 20, 2011, 04:06:56 AM
Why does nobody like Flame  Man?
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Post by: lol on June 20, 2011, 04:19:33 AM
What did the dog say to the tree?
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Post by: Korby on June 20, 2011, 04:22:01 AM
What happens if you punch a cat?
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Post by: BiscuitSlash on June 20, 2011, 03:15:02 PM
Why did the air cross the road?
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Post by: KillerChair on June 20, 2011, 05:10:34 PM
Its short and has no clue.
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Post by: TheBladeRoden on June 20, 2011, 05:32:12 PM
What did Pikachu say when the chicken crossed the road?
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Post by: BiscuitSlash on June 20, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
2 men walk into a bar
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Post by: MidnightTH on June 20, 2011, 05:53:46 PM
Two guys get a Sucker punch at the same time, What do they say?

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Post by: Nostalgia on June 22, 2011, 04:11:44 AM
Why did the esper need glasses?
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Kudos to anyone who actually gets it
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on June 22, 2011, 04:39:12 AM
Quote from: "nostalgia658"
Why did the esper need glasses?
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Kudos to anyone who actually gets it

OMFG....
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on June 25, 2011, 11:05:59 PM
Double post alert!

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

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Post by: LlamaHombre on June 25, 2011, 11:11:54 PM
Knock Knock.
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Post by: BiscuitSlash on June 26, 2011, 08:14:25 AM
How do you get two whales in a car?
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on June 26, 2011, 08:23:00 PM
Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician?

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Post by: BiscuitSlash on June 27, 2011, 07:42:19 PM
Have you seen that film name "Constipated"?
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on June 29, 2011, 10:34:41 PM
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

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OR

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Title: Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
Post by: sipfried on June 30, 2011, 03:34:14 PM
do you now the joke in 2015
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Post by: Nostalgia on June 30, 2011, 05:28:05 PM
What did the mother buffalo say to her child when he left?
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on July 01, 2011, 06:30:34 AM
So a nurse walks into a doctor's office.
She says the Invisible Man is here.
Doctor says,

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Post by: Jman on July 02, 2011, 07:41:25 PM
Quote from: "Luckyman chatty"
Luckyman walks up to a lemonnade stand he asks for a lemon nade

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COMBUSTIBLE LEMON