Who wouldn't want a badass lunch lady?
In before Splash Woman in sexy school-girl uniform ...Nah, you guys aren't that bad.
Maybe they aren't, but what about me?
I'd really rather you not.
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Star Man - Astronomy (duh)
Gravity Man - Physics
Napalm Man - History/Social Studies (It's always cool to have your History/Social Studies teacher be in the military!)
Jewel Man - Archeology
Slash Man - Gym Coach
Plant Man - Biology
Don't forget Wave Man as the swim coach, Wood Man as art teacher, and Flash Man as that one awkward kid who keeps getting caught in the girl's locker room. Never mind that theoretically he would never get caught....