<SyKoTiC>doomguy vs duke
<SyKoTiC>doomguy wins with bfg10k
<Eric>nope
<ClonedPickle>bfg10k isn't in his normal arsenal
<Grave_Violator>both are too awesome to fight
<SyKoTiC>bfg9000 then
<ClonedPickle>also duke can jump
<Son1cBl4st>You guys seen the "secret" levels in Doom 2 you get to using idclev?
<ClonedPickle>it's not an equal comparison
<Eric>because Duke was using a modified cfgs
<Son1cBl4st>Where there's children on poles at the end
<Eric>so the rpg had a blast radius of a mile
<SyKoTiC>duke haxed
<Son1cBl4st>Weird ass level
<Weiss>Doomguy vs Duke = black hole
<Grave_Violator>they conquer lesser beings like master chief and MW2
<SyKoTiC>yes weis
<Mobius whispers>Doom wins
<Mobius>Doom wins
<Mobius>Duke can jump
<SyKoTiC>its like 2 falcon punches hitt each other
<ClonedPickle>this just in: MW2 is now a protagonist of something (???)
<Mobius>but autoaim beats vertical differences
<Eric>lawl
<Mobius>the BFG will track anyway
<Weiss>ew MW2
<Grave_Violator>^
<SyKoTiC>ew duke
<Weiss>jetpack over it
<Weiss>:V
<Mobius>A better fight is Bill Riser vs Doomguy
<Grave_Violator>ew yout bullshit
<SyKoTiC>no
<ClonedPickle>Mobius: nope
<Mobius>Yes.
<Son1cBl4st>Oldschool games ftw
<SyKoTiC>duke is bullshit
<ClonedPickle>completely different view shift
<Grave_Violator>mlyp
<Mobius>Contra is old school
<ClonedPickle>Contra is a sidescroller
<SyKoTiC>mlducke
<Grave_Violator>^ Contra FTFW
<Weiss>FUCK YEAH CONTRA
<ClonedPickle>it owns, yes
<Mobius>Bill Riser and Lance is Contra
<ClonedPickle>not a good comparison to doom
<Mobius>You guys don't know anything
<SyKoTiC>contra vs doom
<SyKoTiC>lol
<ClonedPickle>Mobius you're dumb
<Mobius>Contra > Doom
<Weiss>if you can get past the first level you're immediately awesome
<Grave_Violator>get out sykotic
<Grave_Violator>now
<SyKoTiC>no
<SyKoTiC>duke get out
<SyKoTiC>now
<Eric>Mobius: doomguy can move from side-to-side
<Weiss>Contra: Hard Corps
<Grave_Violator>baaaaaaww
<Eric>he wins
<Mobius>Cloned: Says the guy that said old school, doesn't know what Contra is
<ClonedPickle>are you fucking retarded
<ClonedPickle>I know what Contra is
<Grave_Violator>oh shit
<SyKoTiC>lol
<Mobius>Contra = wipe a whole screen out with their nuke powerup from the original game (and Contra 3)
<Mobius>Contra wins
<Weiss>[15:47] <@ClonedPickle> Contra is a sidescroller
<Weiss>:V
<Mobius>He also said
<ClonedPickle>there was no nuke powerup in the first game
<ClonedPickle>it was in the second
<Mobius>"Old school only,"
<Mobius>:V
<ClonedPickle>get the hell out
<Mobius>Yes there was
<Son1cBl4st>Yeah Contra was epic
<Mobius>Play the ice level
<Son1cBl4st>I'm more of a PS1 game fan
<ClonedPickle>Oh wait yeah there was
<Mobius>Idiot
<SyKoTiC>oooh
<ClonedPickle>But III's is different
<Mobius>Same shit
<Mobius>They were invulnerable to it
<Mobius>Whole screen gets wiped
<Son1cBl4st>Anyone played Medieval for the PSX?
<Weiss>Contra: Hard Corps
<Mobius>They didn't need armor
<Mobius>They went in tank tops
<Weiss>if you beat the first level you are god
<ALMN_>nobody cares about contra hard cops
<SyKoTiC>15:49:26 <Son1cBl4st>Anyone played Medieval for the PSX?
<ClonedPickle>It's not the same if you can carry it
<SyKoTiC>medieval was the bomb
<Son1cBl4st>Yup
<Mobius>True enough
<ClonedPickle>But the point stands, Mobius, you're fucking retarded for saying that contra vs. doom is a better comparison than duke vs. doom
<SyKoTiC>so epic
<SyKoTiC>they had one for ps2 i think
<Mobius>Yes it is
<SyKoTiC>but it was not as good
<Mobius>A much better comparsion
<Mobius>Duke sucked anyway
<Son1cBl4st>The first is better than the newest ones
<SyKoTiC>first is always better
<Son1cBl4st>Yup
<SyKoTiC>usually
<Mobius>Contra Shatter Soldier was alright
- intrepid quit (Quit: leaving)
<Mobius>I can never S the whole game
<Weiss>They're completely different games, Contra doesn't even resemble Doom in the fact that Contra is a 2d sidescrolling game while Doom is a (3d) FPS
<Mobius>I always die in the very, very last part.
<ClonedPickle>Mobius: you do realize we're talking about Duke 3d here? You know, not the original two sidescrollers? As in Doom and Duke 3d were the same goddamn genre where Contra isn't?
<Mobius>Once
<Mobius>Uh
<Mobius>Doom is 2.5D
<Mobius>:x
<Mobius>Technically making him 2D
<ClonedPickle>Duke isn't full 3d
<ClonedPickle>no you fucking mong
<Weiss>inb4clonedasplosion
<Spleen>rofl
<ClonedPickle>2d and 2.5d are different dimensions
<SyKoTiC>duh?
* Spleen waits for 3.5d games
<Weiss>4d
<Weiss>what is the 4th dimension
<Weiss>that's what I wanna know
<SyKoTiC>thats virtualboy spleen
<Zap610>spacedm5
<Mobius>It's still a 2 dimensional world with a 3dimensional illusion
<ClonedPickle>Contra didn't have an illusion
<ClonedPickle>it was plain and simple 2d
<Mobius>They don't need it
<Spleen>it's not 2 dimensional, things have height and monster fireballs can pass over or under you
<Mobius>It's Contra
<ClonedPickle>sidescroller DOES NOT EQUAL first person shooter
<ClonedPickle>Mobius: I GET IT CONTRA IS A GREAT GAME
<ClonedPickle>IT'S NOT DOOM
<Mobius>LOL
<Mobius>u mad?
<SyKoTiC>rage?
<Weiss>do I want to play MGS3
<Weiss>or no
<ClonedPickle>I'm angry that you are so fucking thick
<Zap610>yes you do want to
<Mobius>why u mad tho?
<Spleen>maybe he's just trolling
<Weiss>k working on my no alert playthrough
<ClonedPickle>Spleen: yeah I'm about ready to use that as an excuse
<Weiss>I want the fucking stealth camo
<SyKoTiC>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4
<YouTube>(SyKoTiC) YouTube: You Been Trolled by 8-Bit
<Zap610>gr8 idea 2 troll an admin
<Zap610>gr8 idea
<Mobius>but uh, Samus can fight Doom
<SyKoTiC>wtf!?
<ClonedPickle>Mobius: Comparing Duke to Doom makes more sense than comapring Contra to Doom. This is goddamn common sense.
<Mobius>I think it was Metriod for the Gamecube
<SyKoTiC>did you jsut compar samus to doom
<Mobius>That went 3 Dimensional
<SyKoTiC>oh no you fucking did noty
<Weiss>Different generations
<ALMN_>you guys are dumb
<Mobius>Lol
<Mobius>^
<Mobius>Halo would win anyway
<SyKoTiC>^ lie
<ClonedPickle>Halo is slowpaced and floaty
<SyKoTiC>indeed
<Weiss>Halo is soooooo slow
<Mobius>But he is 3D
<SyKoTiC>i only play infection
<ClonedPickle>fasldfhslghg
<Spleen>halo guy looks like doom guy :V
<SyKoTiC>infection ftw o/
<Weiss>You think a supersolider would be able to run faster than a fucking snail
<ClonedPickle>DIFFERENT DIMENIONS = NOT EQUAL COMPARISONS
<Mobius>u mad?
<SyKoTiC>^ stfu dude
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