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Title: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 06, 2010, 06:51:42 PM
This game is totally original and completely new and not white's idea at all...

...Meh, you already know how it works. The Yurei cannot die, but it can kill.
Quote from: "White"
12 : Don't be a poor sport. Self Explanatory rule. If your gonna whine about something not happening your way, I don't even know why your here. :O


Cyborg gets a trojan.

1.Marine
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg (BSOD, wait 5 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: White on February 06, 2010, 06:56:49 PM
Yes, I can tell it's completely original since it doesn't build off my topic's title, and it doesn't make fun of it and this thread will most likely be void of homosexual references...

[/sarcasm]

Not coo'.

Edit:

Marine held his grenade over 10 seconds.

1.Marine (Epic Timing Failure, wait 5 posts)
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg (BSOD, wait 5 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 06, 2010, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: "White"
Yes, I can tell it's completely original since it doesn't build off my topic's title, and it doesn't make fun of it and this thread will most likely be void of homosexual references...

[/sarcasm]

Not coo'.

Edit:

Marine held his grenade over 10 seconds.

1.Marine (Epic Timing Failure, wait 5 posts)
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg (BSOD, wait 4 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke
10.Frostbite
fixed
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Mobius on February 12, 2010, 10:07:49 PM
Sjas orgasmed with such a scream he exploded all over a creeper's balls

Quote
1.Marine (Epic Timing Failure, wait 4 posts)
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg (BSOD, wait 3 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa
6.Sjas ball'd to death (5 post)
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 12, 2010, 10:28:30 PM
Jitterskull and Choke; his Brother walked into the forest. Jitterskull went into his backpack and got out:
Rope,
Chains,
Gag
and Vaseline.

Choke asked: "What are you doing?"
Jitterskull replyed: "Nothing (jitter), ohh what's that over there (jitter)?"
Jitterskull than launched at his little brother Choke with the rope.
Choke prepares for a blood ball. It hits Jitterskull in the eye.
Jitterskull: "You will pay for that!"

1.Marine (Epic Timing Failure, wait 3 posts)
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg (BSOD, wait 2 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa
6.Sjas ball'd to death (4 post)
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 5 posts)
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Blox on February 15, 2010, 07:07:12 PM
The hunter was dueling Frostbite, and suddenly he found himself getting the flu from the 'frozen' wind Frostbite kept whipping at him.

1.Marine (Epic Timing Failure, wait 2 posts)
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 5 posts)
3.Cyborg (BSOD, wait 1 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa
6.Sjas ball'd to death (3 post)
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 4 posts)
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 15, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
Ghostbuster killed himself trying to upgrade his gun to Ghost trap spreader.

1.Marine (Epic Timing Failure, wait 1 posts)
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 4 posts)
3.Cyborg)
4.Ghostbuster (You can't altfire when you're dead. Wait 5 posts)
5.Santa
6.Sjas ball'd to death (2 post)
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 3 posts)
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: sexypred on February 15, 2010, 10:15:20 PM
Creeper was Caught jacking off to Gay Frostbite porn :o

1.Marine (Epic Timing Failure, wait 1 posts)
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 4 posts)
3.Cyborg)
4.Ghostbuster (You can't altfire when you're dead. Wait 5 posts)
5.Santa
6.Sjas ball'd to death (2 post)
7.Creeper ( Caught pulling his dick skin)-(2 posts)
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 3 posts)
10.Frostbite[/quote]
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 15, 2010, 10:29:30 PM
Frostbite isn't happy not having a gender. So he asks Santa for a penis. Santa Gave Frostbite a wishing star.

1.Marine
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 3 posts)
3.Cyborg
4.Ghostbuster (You can't altfire when you're dead. Wait 4 posts)
5.Santa
6.Sjas ball'd to death (1 post)
7.Creeper ( Caught pulling his dick skin. 1 posts)
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 3 posts)
10.Frostbite (SPLODE, wait 5 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Mikk- on February 15, 2010, 11:18:12 PM
Santa delivered presents to a house he though was inhabited by humans!!
Boy, he sure was wrong. He was greeted by a bunch of Ghouls D:

1.Marine
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 2 posts)
3.Cyborg
4.Ghostbuster (You can't altfire when you're dead. Wait 3 posts)
5.Santa (Merry Christmas!! Wait 5 posts)
6.Sjas
7.Creeper ( Caught pulling his dick skin. 1 posts)
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 2 posts)
10.Frostbite (SPLODE, wait 4 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: sexypred on February 15, 2010, 11:48:50 PM
JItter skull was taking it up the ass from a cyborg before cyborg plascum shot jitter and now jitter is prego

1.Marine
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 2 posts)
3.Cyborg (sore penis) (4 posts)
4.Ghostbuster (You can't altfire when you're dead. Wait 2 posts)
5.Santa (Merry Christmas!! Wait 4 posts)
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull (pregnant)  (3 posts)
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 1 posts)
10.Frostbite (SPLODE, wait 3 posts)
11.Baby Jitterskull
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 16, 2010, 09:28:09 AM
Jitterskull had an abortion.

1.Marine
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 2 posts)
3.Cyborg (sore penis) (4 posts)
4.Ghostbuster (You can't altfire when you're dead. Wait 2 posts)
5.Santa (Merry Christmas!! Wait 4 posts)
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 1 posts)
10.Frostbite (SPLODE, wait 3 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: dark-slayer-201 on February 16, 2010, 10:44:25 AM
WTF?
I keep seeing something gay and/or sexual. Again.
You all should know better, this is not a sexual forum, or anything like that.
anyway...
Quote
Forum Rules
KEEP IT CLEAN - Do not post or link to any adult content. Mildly dirty things can be accepted, but only if accompanied by NSFW warnings and spoilers. Failure to do so will result in warns or bans.
Common, everyone get their mind out of the gutter.

I know i am soundling like a mod, but i don't like seeing anything gay/sexual on open forums. And i am sure other people don't like it aswell.
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 16, 2010, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: "dark-slayer-201"
WTF?
I keep seeing something gay and/or sexual. Again.
You all should know better, this is not a sexual forum, or anything like that.
anyway...
Quote
Forum Rules
KEEP IT CLEAN - Do not post or link to any adult content. Mildly dirty things can be accepted, but only if accompanied by NSFW warnings and spoilers. Failure to do so will result in warns or bans.
Common, everyone get their mind out of the gutter.

I know i am soundling like a mod, but i don't like seeing anything gay/sexual on open forums. And i am sure other people don't like it aswell.


Quote from: "White"
12 : Don't be a poor sport. Self Explanatory rule. If your gonna whine about something not happening your way, I don't even know why your here. :O
GTFO my thread.
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: sexypred on February 17, 2010, 09:51:08 AM
Jitterskull was jitting away when marine jumped out of a bush and pulled out alot of jitters teeth with some bolt cutters D; ouchies

1.Marine ( bag full of jitter teeth)
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 2 posts)
3.Cyborg (sore penis) (4 posts)
4.Ghostbuster (You can't altfire when you're dead. Wait 2 posts)
5.Santa (Merry Christmas!! Wait 4 posts)
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull (left with a sore mouth and expensive dental bill D; ) (4 posts)
9.Choke (Incest rape, wait 1 posts)
10.Frostbite (SPLODE, wait 3 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Mikk- on February 17, 2010, 10:39:38 AM
Quote from: "dark-slayer-201"
I know i am soundling like a mod, but i don't like seeing anything gay/sexual on open forums. And i am sure other people don't like it aswell.

Homophobe.
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 17, 2010, 11:38:38 AM
Marine asked Sjas why he can't STFU.

1.Marine (Head ache, wait 5 posts)
2.Hunter (Ghoul flu, wait 1 posts)
3.Cyborg (sore penis) (3 posts)
4.Ghostbuster (You can't altfire when you're dead. Wait 1 posts)
5.Santa (Merry Christmas!! Wait 3 posts)
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull (left with a sore mouth and expensive dental bill D; ) (3 posts)
9.Choke
10.Frostbite (SPLODE, wait 2 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: CarThief on February 17, 2010, 08:08:07 PM
Choke was hungry. Choke decided to sneak into a slaughterhouse, but went the wrong way. :P

1.Marine (Head ache, wait 4 posts)
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg (sore penis) (2 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa (Merry Christmas!! Wait 2 posts)
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull (left with a sore mouth and expensive dental bill D; ) (2 posts)
9.Choke (Now available in your local store - in small pieces. 5 Posts)
10.Frostbite (SPLODE, wait 1 posts)[/quote]
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 17, 2010, 10:39:36 PM
Hunter felt that her gloves were just unfashionable so she took them off. As soon as she went into battle with a Frostbite, her fingers got frostbite and fell off. Hunter was unable to use her bow :-(

Fortunately this Frostbite was a noob and Hunter was able to kill Frostbite with her magic.

1.Marine (Head ache, wait 3 posts)
2.Hunter (Growing fingers, wait 5 posts)
3.Cyborg (sore penis 1 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa (Merry Christmas!! Wait 1 posts)
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull (left with a sore mouth and expensive dental bill D; 1 posts)
9.Choke (Now available in your local store - in small pieces. 4 Posts)
10.Frostbite ( :roll:  wait 5 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Lighting on February 18, 2010, 05:31:00 PM
So, you mean that we have to write some stupid lines about how does a ghoul or a human dies, right? Then, I'll try this one

1.Marine (wait 1 posts)
2.Hunter (wait 4 posts)
3.Cyborg
4.Ghostbuster [wait 5 post]
5.Santa
6.Sjas [Wait 5 post]
7.Creeper [Wait 5 post]
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (3 Posts)
10.Frostbite ( :roll: wait 4 posts)

Ghostbuster's core ASPLODED because he cannot support saw creeper trying to put his balls into sjas mouth
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Mobius on February 19, 2010, 03:29:04 AM
Marine asked Cyborg who's is bigger..
Quote
1.Marine (Plasma'd 5 posts)
2.Hunter (wait 3 posts)
3.Cyborg
4.Ghostbuster [wait 4 post]
5.Santa
6.Sjas [Wait 4 post]
7.Creeper [Wait 4 post]
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (3 Posts)
10.Frostbite (wait 3 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 19, 2010, 12:16:43 PM
Jitterskull sat on Santas knee. The vibrations from his jaw made Santa feel a little funny... Children asked their parents "Mummy, what is that?" Pointing at Santa.
The parents complained. Santa got sent to court.
Cyborg told about Santa being an overall cool guy and stuff. Blasting stars to remove those ghouls.
Santa whispered to Cyborg that a ghoul was sitting on his knee. Cyborg got yet another BSOD.

1.Marine (Plasma'd 4 posts)
2.Hunter (wait 2 posts)
3.Cyborg (BSOD wait 5 posts)
4.Ghostbuster [wait 3 post]
5.Santa (Sent to jail for 2 posts)
6.Sjas [Wait 3 post]
7.Creeper [Wait 3 post]
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke (2 Posts)
10.Frostbite (wait 2 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: sexypred on February 19, 2010, 01:20:17 PM
Choke was getting blown by jitterskull and then choke scoffed some blood by mistake  jitter didnt like this and rage left with choke penis still in his mouth jitter tele'd off and shredding chokes wanger to peices D;


1.Marine (Plasma'd 4341 posts)
2.Hunter (wait 24363 posts)
3.Cyborg (BSOD wait 5546 posts)
4.Ghostbuster [wait 3115 post]
5.Santa (Sent to jail for 2234 posts)
6.Sjas [Wait 36575 post]
7.Creeper [Wait 3430 post]
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke [Got his cock nommed by jitter ] (24743 Posts)
10.Frostbite (wait 22425 posts)
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 19, 2010, 03:05:57 PM
Then choke woke up from his nightmare.


1.Marine (Plasma'd 2 posts)
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg (BSOD wait 3 posts)
4.Ghostbuster [wait 1 post]
5.Santa
6.Sjas [Wait 1 post]
7.Creeper [Wait 1 post]
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: sexypred on February 20, 2010, 01:59:41 AM
Stop undoing all of my turns god damnit!  :evil:
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Mikk- on February 20, 2010, 02:17:44 AM
He undid all your turns because you did the childish thing of changing all the numbers.

Hunter learns the Ultimate fire spell,
When he used it against the ghouls, it was the ultimate sacrifice which fries all the original ghouls... (Sjas,Jskull,Creeper)
...And himself.

1.Marine (Plasma'd 1 posts)
2.Hunter [Self Sacrifice wait 5 posts]
3.Cyborg (BSOD wait 2 posts)
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa
6.Sjas [Combusted wait 5 posts]
7.Creeper [Barbecued wait 5 posts]
8.Jitterskull [Toast wait 5 posts]
9.Choke
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on February 20, 2010, 10:35:11 AM
Santa told Ghostbuster than he could upgrade his gun to Nade spreader if he fragged Marine. It worked,

Then Ghostbuster did a stupid idea of downgrading his gun to Blood spreader

1.Marine [Poor guy, wait 5 posts]
2.Hunter [Self Sacrifice wait 4 posts]
3.Cyborg (BSOD wait 1 posts)
4.Ghostbuster [Got Frostbite, wait 5 posts]
5.Santa
6.Sjas [Combusted wait 4 posts]
7.Creeper [Barbecued wait 4 posts]
8.Jitterskull [Toast wait 4 posts]
9.Choke [Raped by nade spam, wait 5 posts]
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on March 23, 2010, 09:32:06 AM
DTD double posted making Santa angry and putting me on his naughty list but luckly he fell down a black hole out of existance.


1.Marine [Poor guy, wait 4 posts]
2.Hunter [Self Sacrifice wait 3 posts]
3.Cyborg
4.Ghostbuster [Got Frostbite, wait 4 posts]
5.Santa [Gone, wait until we know the name of the reskin]
6.Sjas [Combusted wait 3 posts]
7.Creeper [Barbecued wait 3 posts]
8.Jitterskull [Toast wait 3 posts]
9.Choke [Raped by nade spam, wait 4 posts]
10.Frostbite
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Mobius on March 23, 2010, 12:06:42 PM
Girl Cyborg performed an illegal operation

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Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on March 23, 2010, 12:12:02 PM
Frostbite thought he was Jamaican because of the dreads. So he go onto a plane to Jamacia. Lied out on the beach, smoked some weed, made some friends. As the sun rose next day Frostbite felt his face melting off...

1.Marine [Poor guy, wait 1 posts]
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg [Malfunction, 4 posts]
4.Ghostbuster [Got Frostbite, wait 1 posts]
5.Santa [Gone, wait until we know the name of the reskin]
6.Sjas
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull
9.Choke [Raped by nade spam, wait 1 posts]
10.Frostbite [He melted mon, wait 5 posts]
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Danzolegend on March 24, 2010, 09:54:43 AM
Marine invited Jitter over to his house for a party, but Jitty brought his sexually challenged friend too... O_o

1.Marine [In a Lemon party, wait 6 posts]
2.Hunter
3.Cyborg [Malfunction, 3 posts]
4.Ghostbuster
5.Santa [Gone, wait until we know the name of the reskin]
6.Sjas [In a Lemon party, wait 6 posts]
7.Creeper
8.Jitterskull [In a Lemon party, wait 6 posts]
9.Choke
10.Frostbite [He melted mon, wait 4 posts]
Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: Mobius on March 24, 2010, 01:15:45 PM
Choke choked on his blood balls

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Title: Re: Forum Game : Kill that Human/Ghoul!
Post by: TERRORsphere on March 24, 2010, 04:32:49 PM
Hunter's helmet made her face all red and sweaty, so she took it off and threw it aside. Her helmet landed right onto a Creeper.

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