MASSIVE POST READ AT YOUR OWN CAUTION ALSO PROFANITY
We decided to troll Bikdark by claiming a new player had entered the game after two weeks of playing in private servers and was audaciously advertising his clan. The catch is, that new player was me in disguise as Turbodude used my name to further the ruse. The following insanity ensued:
[15:10:55] Carbon !CG! has connected. <--- This is OJ.
[15:13:08] <UF> Community Mage entered the game. <---- This is Turbo. Notice his inability to get my name right
[15:17:07] Sho Minamimoto entered the game. <---- This is Bikdark. He is trollbait.
[15:17:11] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i:
[15:17:12] CHAT Sho Minamimoto: what
[15:17:20] Sho Minamimoto is now known as <IX> Bikdark
[15:17:23] CHAT Carbon !CG!: im telling u my clans going 2 be better than urs
[15:17:29] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: oh god so lolsy
[15:17:36] CHAT Carbon !CG!: hey, want 2 join my new clan
[15:17:38] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: no
[15:17:39] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: gtfo
[15:17:43] CHAT Carbon !CG!: y not
[15:17:47] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: because it sucks
[15:17:55] CHAT Carbon !CG!: were all really good
[15:17:58] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: the fuck does cg stand for
[15:18:01] CHAT Carbon !CG!: chaos gods
[15:18:05] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: sounds gay
[15:18:10] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: how long have you been playing
[15:18:10] CHAT Carbon !CG!: no its badass
[15:18:13] CHAT Carbon !CG!: 2 weeks
[15:18:14] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: k
[15:18:19] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: online or off
[15:18:25] CHAT Carbon !CG!: online but with my friends only
[15:18:27] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: k
[15:18:32] CHAT Carbon !CG!: want me 2 show you
[15:18:35] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: sure.
[15:18:37] Carbon !CG! joined the game.
[15:19:42] <IX> Bikdark was destroyed by Carbon !CG!'s Treble Sentry.
[15:19:47] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: oh come on oj this guy isn't new
[15:19:55] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: haven't seen him at all
[15:19:58] CHAT Carbon !CG!: i told you, ive been playing for 2 weeks
[15:20:06] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: i've been playing for 1.4 years
[15:20:31] <IX> Bikdark was sacrificed by Carbon !CG!'s Pharaoh Shot.
[15:20:35] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: harder bik harder
[15:21:42] Carbon !CG! was destroyed by <IX> Bikdark's Treble Sentry.
[15:21:57] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: Ekekeke
[15:22:03] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: bik why
[15:22:10] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: exit unit I:
[15:22:12] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: Ekekeke
[15:22:46] <IX> Bikdark was impaled by Carbon !CG!'s Yamato Spear.
[15:22:50] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: yeah obvious majikmann
[15:22:58] CHAT Carbon !CG!: who
[15:23:14] <IX> Bikdark was cut up by Carbon !CG!'s Shadow Blade.
[15:23:26] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: a noob who's been playing for two weeks shouldn't know even how to use items
[15:23:32] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: thats stereotyping
[15:23:38] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: no it's statistics
[15:23:38] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i knew how to use items after 3 days
[15:23:39] CHAT Carbon !CG!: using items is easy
[15:23:45] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: its called being curious
[15:23:47] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: k
[15:24:11] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: harder bik harder
[15:24:30] <IX> Bikdark was smashed by Carbon !CG!'s Gravity Hold.
[15:24:33] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: ohdam
[15:24:42] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: oj i'm relatively sure this mofo isn't new
[15:24:55] CHAT Carbon !CG!: i told u ive been playing for 2 weeks
[15:24:57] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: kbro
[15:25:04] <IX> Bikdark was sacrificed by Carbon !CG!'s Pharaoh Shot.
[15:25:09] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: >bass
[15:25:10] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: >low ping
[15:25:14] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: obvious v^ <---- Guess number one.
[15:25:18] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: >bad grammar
[15:25:24] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: oj isn't it obvious
[15:25:28] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: no
[15:25:32] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: there are good players with bad grammar
[15:25:38] <IX> Bikdark was smashed by Carbon !CG!'s Gravity Hold.
[15:25:38] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: lonewolf had bad grammar
[15:25:44] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: not players that have only been playing for two weeks
[15:26:00] <IX> Bikdark was smashed by Carbon !CG!'s Gravity Hold.
[15:26:06] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: oj that's just plain not possible right there
[15:26:10] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: it is
[15:26:19] CHAT Carbon !CG!: lol dont get mad ur losing to someone newer than u
[15:26:21] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: remember that guy that was related to uh
[15:26:22] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: ran
[15:26:24] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i:
[15:26:48] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: let's say he has been player for two weeks, it's not really possible for him to be better than someone that's been playing 1.5
[15:26:49] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: years
[15:26:59] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: he might've played shooters before this
[15:27:04] <IX> Bikdark was cut up by Carbon !CG!'s Shadow Blade.
[15:27:13] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: i've played many shooters before this too
[15:27:14] CHAT Carbon !CG!: ive been playing counter strike 4 3 years
[15:27:45] Carbon !CG! was drowned by <IX> Bikdark's Water Wave.
[15:27:58] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: oj you need to look at facts and not just say "maybe this maybe that'
[15:28:19] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: well bik
[15:28:21] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: he's not new no matter how you slice it
[15:28:26] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: why do you think we dont get many new users
[15:28:30] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: we always assume that this guy is another guy
[15:28:34] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: we do
[15:28:35] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: we always think everyone is an alias of another
[15:28:39] Fraglimit hit.
[15:28:39] Carbon !CG! wins!
[15:28:39] <IX> Bikdark was cut up by Carbon !CG!'s Shadow Blade.
[15:28:45] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: also considering he knows the item summoning bug
[15:28:56] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: you wouldn't know that if you just started playing
[15:29:03]
*** MM1DW2: WILY'S HIDEOUT 2 ***
[15:29:03] compatflags changed to: 0
[15:29:03] compatflags2 changed to: 2
[15:29:05] CHAT Carbon !CG!: 2 weeks isnt that new
[15:29:05] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: nevertheless he is good, but he's not new
[15:29:14] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: 2 weeks is very new
[15:29:16] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: do you want me to fight him
[15:29:17] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i:
[15:29:19] CHAT Carbon !CG!: ive been playing a lot
[15:29:27] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: carbon come at me
[15:29:30] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: naw i can't defend against trebull
[15:29:31] CHAT Carbon !CG!: if u want
[15:29:36] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: bik spectate harder
[15:29:38] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: nop
[15:29:41] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: not yet my son
[15:29:48] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: your funeral
[15:29:55] CHAT * <UF> Communist Mage grabs a gravestone
[15:29:59] <IX> Bikdark was sliced and diced by Carbon !CG!'s rolling cutter.
[15:30:04] CHAT * <UF> Communist Mage engrave's bikdark's name on it
[15:30:22] CHAT * <UF> Communist Mage places it right next to sonia, rawk hawk, and lonewolf's
[15:30:29] Carbon !CG! was sliced and diced by <IX> Bikdark's rolling cutter.
[15:30:39] <IX> Bikdark was sliced and diced by Carbon !CG!'s rolling cutter.
[15:30:54] Carbon !CG! was sliced and diced by <IX> Bikdark's rolling cutter.
[15:31:11] Carbon !CG! was crushed by <IX> Bikdark's Super Arm.
[15:31:25] <IX> Bikdark was sliced and diced by Carbon !CG!'s rolling cutter.
[15:31:42] Carbon !CG! was sliced and diced by <IX> Bikdark's rolling cutter.
[15:31:56] <IX> Bikdark was sliced and diced by Carbon !CG!'s rolling cutter.
[15:32:00] Connect (v0.98e-alpha): 187.126.75.185:10667
[15:32:01] Tsukiyomaru Zero has connected. <---- This person somehow does not pick up on the trolling.
[15:32:29] <IX> Bikdark was sliced and diced by Carbon !CG!'s rolling cutter.
[15:33:27] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: dear mike
[15:33:29] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: fix cutter
[15:33:34] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: love, everyone but you.
[15:34:08] <IX> Bikdark was sliced and diced by Carbon !CG!'s rolling cutter.
[15:34:09] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: oh ok
[15:34:13] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: not op
[15:34:29] CHAT Tsukiyomaru Zero: the gamage is too damn high
[15:34:34] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: thatsthejoke
[15:34:53] <IX> Bikdark was sliced and diced by Carbon !CG!'s rolling cutter.
[15:34:56] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: not op
[15:34:57] CHAT Tsukiyomaru Zero: if you think one cutter is bad
[15:35:03] CHAT Tsukiyomaru Zero: try having spreadrune
[15:35:03] Carbon !CG! was sliced and diced by <IX> Bikdark's rolling cutter.
[15:35:38] Carbon !CG! was sliced and diced by <IX> Bikdark's rolling cutter.
[15:36:38] CHAT Tsukiyomaru Zero: so, how did you feel about cscc double april's fools prank?
[15:37:04] client Tsukiyomaru Zero disconnected.
[15:37:06] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: Ekekeke
[15:38:28] Connect (v0.98e-alpha): 187.126.75.185:10667
[15:38:28] Tsukiyomaru Zero has connected.
[15:38:36] <IX> Bikdark was twisted by Carbon !CG!'s Top Spin.
[15:38:37] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: hi son
[15:38:43] <IX> Bikdark was twisted by Carbon !CG!'s Top Spin.
[15:38:46] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i:
[15:38:46] Fraglimit hit.
[15:38:46] Carbon !CG! wins!
[15:38:46] <IX> Bikdark was twisted by Carbon !CG!'s Top Spin.
[15:38:49] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: very balanced
[15:38:54] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: bik why
[15:38:54] CHAT Tsukiyomaru Zero: pot spin
[15:38:57] CHAT Carbon !CG!: so u want to join my clan now
[15:39:08] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: see oj, if you actually took the time to notice he's too good to be a noob <---- He's catching on to half of it, but he still thinks that's actually OJ. [Laughter]
[15:39:10]
*** MM2DW1: SKULL CASTLE ENTRANCE ***
[15:39:10] compatflags changed to: 0
[15:39:16] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i was semi paying attention
[15:39:17] client Tsukiyomaru Zero disconnected.
[15:39:18] <IX> Bikdark joined the spectators.
[15:39:20] <UF> Communist Mage joined the game.
[15:39:21] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: carbon come at me
[15:39:26] CHAT Carbon !CG!: lol ok
[15:39:31] <UF> Communist Mage was magnetized by Carbon !CG!'s Magnet Missile.
[15:39:53] <UF> Communist Mage was magnetized by Carbon !CG!'s Magnet Missile.
[15:39:55] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: hurr oj
[15:39:57] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: told you
[15:40:14] Carbon !CG! was magnetized by <UF> Communist Mage's Magnet Missile.
[15:40:22] <UF> Communist Mage was blown away by Carbon !CG!'s Air Shooter.
[15:40:29] Connect (v0.98e-alpha): 187.126.75.185:10667
[15:40:29] Tsukiyomaru Zero has connected.
[15:40:41] <UF> Communist Mage was roasted by Carbon !CG!'s Atomic Fire.
[15:40:46] <UF> Communist Mage was roasted by Carbon !CG!'s Atomic Fire.
[15:40:49] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: hurrrrrrr oj
[15:40:52] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i:
[15:40:55] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: IT'S TIME <--- Behold the expert impersonation.
[15:41:01] CHAT Tsukiyomaru Zero: tits time
[15:41:02] Carbon !CG! was Tomahawk'd by <UF> Communist Mage's Silver Tomahawk.
[15:41:16] <UF> Communist Mage was blown away by Carbon !CG!'s Air Shooter.
[15:41:28] <UF> Communist Mage was magnetized by Carbon !CG!'s Magnet Missile.
[15:41:33] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: coughtoldyousocough <---- Kbro
[15:41:35] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i:
[15:41:49] <UF> Communist Mage was magnetized by Carbon !CG!'s Magnet Missile.
[15:42:03] <UF> Communist Mage was roasted by Carbon !CG!'s Atomic Fire.
[15:42:05] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: why
[15:42:05] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: see, oj?
[15:42:17] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: he's already used 2 bugs already, it's not possible for him to be new
[15:42:35] client Tsukiyomaru Zero disconnected.
[15:42:49] Fraglimit hit.
[15:42:49] Carbon !CG! wins!
[15:42:49] <UF> Communist Mage was magnetized by Carbon !CG!'s Magnet Missile.
[15:42:52] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: oj, it's just not possible
[15:42:53] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: darn
[15:42:54]
*** MM2CRA: CRASH MAN ***
[15:42:54] ACS scripts unloaded.
[15:42:54] compatflags changed to: 0
[15:42:59] <UF> Communist Mage joined the spectators.
[15:43:00] <IX> Bikdark joined the game.
[15:43:01] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: wlp
[15:43:04] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: welp, even
[15:43:12] CHAT Carbon !CG!: lol i told u guys i was good
[15:43:18] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i:
[15:43:23] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: well carbon
[15:43:26] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: first of all, you're not new
[15:43:29] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: its not nice to taunt those you've defeated
[15:43:29] Carbon !CG! was slain by <IX> Bikdark's Knight Crush.
[15:43:37] CHAT Carbon !CG!: i keep saying ive been here for 2 weeks
[15:43:40] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: no, you haven't
[15:43:41] CHAT Carbon !CG!: i got good in that time
[15:43:45] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: sorry, not possible
[15:43:55] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: welp
[15:44:01] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i shall aquire food
[15:44:05] CHAT * <UF> Communist Mage scurries over
[15:44:08] CHAT Carbon !CG!: guess im the best player here lol
[15:44:11] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: nope
[15:44:23] Carbon !CG! was smashed by <IX> Bikdark's Gravity Hold.
[15:44:57] <IX> Bikdark was destroyed by Carbon !CG!'s Treble Sentry.
[15:45:29] <IX> Bikdark was destroyed by Carbon !CG!'s Treble Sentry.
[15:46:04] <IX> Bikdark was smashed by Carbon !CG!'s Gravity Hold.
[15:46:09] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: yeah, you're not new
[15:46:20] Carbon !CG! was blown up by <IX> Bikdark's Hyper Bomb.
[15:46:23] <IX> Bikdark was bombed by Carbon !CG!'s Mega Buster.
[15:46:31] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: statistically and literally not possible
[15:46:54] CHAT Carbon !CG!: lol i think ur just mad
[15:47:01] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: i think you're just arrogant
[15:47:14] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i return with delicious food
[15:47:14] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: yes, you are good, but there's no reason to brag about your wins
[15:47:20] <IX> Bikdark was smashed by Carbon !CG!'s Gravity Hold.
[15:47:24] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: to be fair bik
[15:47:30] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: you sometimes brag about victories too
[15:47:31] Connect (v0.98e-alpha): 94.193.237.174:55406
[15:47:31] *E* Whale Moberson has connected. <--- This person makes a difference
[15:47:35] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: that's when it's funny
[15:47:40] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: and honestly
[15:47:41] <IX> Bikdark was smashed by Carbon !CG!'s Gravity Hold.
[15:47:44] CHAT *E* Whale Moberson: bik i thought you were banned from life
[15:47:45] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: i'm chuckling
[15:48:02] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: i'm not calling myself the best player, either
[15:48:16] <IX> Bikdark was kicked around by Carbon !CG!'s charge kick.
[15:48:25] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: a noob shouldn't be using weapon slots either
[15:48:34] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: again
[15:48:41] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: he's played fps's before, if i recall
[15:48:44] <IX> Bikdark was smashed by Carbon !CG!'s Gravity Hold.
[15:48:45] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: i have too
[15:48:49] CHAT Carbon !CG!: i had other people 2 play against
[15:48:59] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: but he shouldn't be that fluent in one game that he just started
[15:49:03] CHAT *E* Whale Moberson: april fools it's actually roc <---- OH SHI-
[15:49:08] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: lolololol
[15:49:08] CHAT Carbon !CG!: u can learn a lot in 2 weeks
[15:49:11] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: forgot it's april fools
[15:49:15] CHAT *E* Whale Moberson: gj
[15:49:24] CHAT Carbon !CG!: oj he figured it out
[15:49:24] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: obvious kd or roc is obvious <--- 0 for 3 on those guesses
[15:49:26] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: fuck
[15:49:31] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: aaahhhh you guys got me
[15:49:34] CHAT Carbon !CG!: well oj
[15:49:35] CHAT *E* Whale Moberson: lol
[15:49:37] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: welp
[15:49:39] Connect (v0.98e-alpha): 99.233.128.235:10667
[15:49:39] joan of arcterra has connected.
[15:49:40] CHAT joan of arcterra: t-t-time already?!?! <--- You'd think so, but you missed it.
[15:49:40] CHAT Carbon !CG!: time to show him what happened
[15:49:43] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: ahahaha
[15:49:43] CHAT <UF> Communist Mage: oh boy
[15:49:57] Carbon !CG! is now known as <UF> Communist MAge
[15:49:58] <UF> Communist Mage is now known as Turbodude <--- The reveal.
[15:49:58] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: see this is why you fucking su-i mean uhhh
[15:50:00] CHAT Turbodude: ahahahahaha
[15:50:02] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: lol'd hard
[15:50:06] CHAT Turbodude: that was fucking brilliant
[15:50:06] CHAT <UF> Communist MAge: trolled hard*
[15:50:07] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: aaahahahaha
[15:50:10] CHAT joan of arcterra: huehuehue
[15:50:13] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: beautiful
[15:50:16] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: fucking beautiful
[15:50:22] CHAT Turbodude: oh man
[15:50:23] CHAT *E* Whale Moberson: man bik you are such an idiot
[15:50:23] <UF> Communist MAge was destroyed by <IX> Bikdark's Treble Sentry.
[15:50:26] CHAT <IX> Bikdark: i am