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Title: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Orange juice :l on December 02, 2012, 11:20:08 PM

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So, with the December 21 apocalypse approaching, I think it'd be interesting to see the community's insights on the future.

What will happen?

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: LlamaHombre on December 02, 2012, 11:32:25 PM

The true answer is NOTHING because that's what is going to happen

But the thread's purpose is to think what else could happen, right? If so, I'd recommend removing that from the list.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Orange juice :l on December 02, 2012, 11:36:38 PM

Yeah, but if you're creative you'll vote for something else

Good thing I left re-vote on huh guys

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Kapus on December 02, 2012, 11:42:08 PM

My money's on aliens.

Title: No giant wind storms? Kukulkán does not approve!
Post by: Laggy Blazko on December 02, 2012, 11:51:47 PM

I'm with Solar storms because I've been hearing a lot about that. And Global Warming is a lie.

I've heard aliens come on March.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: DarkAura on December 03, 2012, 12:00:07 AM

Mass suicudes




and/or Fimbulwinter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fimbulwinter)

Title: I thought this was a colonel servbot topic
Post by: Magnet Dood on December 03, 2012, 01:38:52 AM

I'm gunning for an extreme earthquake that will plunge all continents into core, eventually turning the entire world into a giant, watery wasteland inhabited only by sea creatures. Any humans that would somehow remain would probably turn into fish people.

That or the four horsemen because they look so goddamn cool.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: MusashiAA on December 03, 2012, 01:52:36 AM

I'm gonna bet for stress-inspired widespread crime and mass riots with the pathetic excuse of the end of the world.

We will end the world ourselves because of our obsession about the world ending from a cataclysmic event.

Eschatoception

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Red on December 03, 2012, 01:57:21 AM

I always thought that the world would end sooner because mayans didn't think of leap years

but anyway, nothing.

i'd like something to happen though, not the end of the world, but just a reset

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: CHAOS_FANTAZY on December 03, 2012, 02:20:29 AM

My favorite method of apocalypse would be Robot Uprising (Zombie Apocalypse making a close second, but I can survive that one), but I voted for NOTHING since that's what will happen.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: MusashiAA on December 03, 2012, 02:30:56 AM

Quote from: "Red Eyes"

i'd like something to happen though, not the end of the world

Yeah, those are my realistic hopes too

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: SmashTheEchidna on December 03, 2012, 05:51:39 AM

What could possibly go wrong? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong)

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Hilman170499 on December 03, 2012, 06:01:52 AM

I vote "nothing" because I'm positive that nothing bad is going to happen that day.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: -FiniteZero- on December 03, 2012, 07:23:13 AM

The only reason people think the world will end is because the Mayan calender ends there.

...Uh, guys? Isn't it more likely they got lazy at that point and figured they'd make more once they got to that point?

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Max on December 03, 2012, 07:52:55 AM

I'm going to punch myself in the face and the force will create an unstable atomic reaction that will never end

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: HertzDevil on December 03, 2012, 11:13:59 AM

i really hope aliens invade earth however late it be

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Laggy Blazko on December 03, 2012, 01:53:30 PM

Quote from: "-FiniteZero-"

The only reason people think the world will end is because the Mayan calender ends there.

...Uh, guys? Isn't it more likely they got lazy at that point and figured they'd make more once they got to that point?

Except the mayan calendar goes through cycles.

But there are still other 23845796801845741 theories about the 2012 thing. (Some of them related to a few options in the poll)

(I don't believe the world will end, but the nothing option is fucking boring)

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Beed28 on December 03, 2012, 02:26:41 PM

It has come to my attention that the promised date is nearing. It is time for me to reveal my true personality, and the truth. As you know, I have long been known as "Beed28" since coming here in June 2011. Who I really am?

I am Mega Man Juno, Bureaucratic Model Third Class, Authorization Number 8677.

I assume that the reason for the whole "ze end of ze world" is speculation for me to purge the carbons that have overpropagated after the last few years. According to Urban Military Security Ordinance A10, the number of carbon units is not allowed to increase beyond a pre-specified limit; if this happens, they are to be purged immediately. My observation, if left unattended, the carbons will reproduce indefinitely. Their numbers will grow, polluting the surface world. Terra. Or as you call it, Earth. The carbons fit Mass Population Model B. They are unstable, very difficult to control.

Your time remaining is now limited; Eden was activated as soon as I posted this reply. All that remains now is to wait until for Eden to enter transmission range, and send the command to execute the reinitialization of this world. Once that command is received, the 10,000 workers aboard Eden will execute it immediately. My estimates indicate their work will be completed in less than five minutes.

But do not be disappointed. It appears that it will take longer than anticipated for Eden to reach its optimal altitude. As such, Planet Earth is scheduled to be reinitialized on Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:00 pm. With MM8BDM-v3a.pk3 coming out shortly, please enjoy what little time you will have to play it.

Thank you for your understanding.



--Mega Man Juno (A.K.A. Beed28)

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Knux on December 03, 2012, 04:28:52 PM

I think of the end of the world as an individual thing. When a person dies, the world ends for that person.

Cut the Mayans some slack, by the way. After making calendars up to 2012, ragequitting is a sensible course of action.

Title: 18 days left ehuehuehh
Post by: BiscuitSlash on December 03, 2012, 05:49:58 PM

I used to pretend to strongly believe in the existence of the end of the world on 21st of december for funny, along with using that documentary "2012" as proof of out global demise.

But when I saw a picture saying that the prediction didn't include leap years, and that we should actually have died about 18 months ago. After that, I stopped "believing".

Still, I voted for Storms/Flooding/Other Natural Disasters because yes.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: KillerChair on December 03, 2012, 06:09:22 PM

Quetzalcoatl Returns cause... why not right?

I actually wanted to vote "all of the above" including nothing but the option is not in the list.

Also, where the hell is the option for zombie apocalypse  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Kage on December 03, 2012, 06:34:39 PM

I'm hoping a moon sized space colony with a face would suddenly appear and destroy half of the moon and the entire Earth for the good of mankind.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Colonel ServBot on December 03, 2012, 06:59:18 PM

Actually, 99.9% of the chance the world can't end, but there WILL be an eclipse

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Laggy Blazko on December 03, 2012, 07:33:56 PM

What if someone throws the moon at earth and destroys everything unless someone travels to the past... Wait, i've heard that story at least twice...

Title: No snowmageddon? Whattt
Post by: Hiffe150 on December 04, 2012, 12:29:41 AM

I'm expecting wrath of God type of stuff, fire and brimstone coming down from the sky, rivers and seas boiling, 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.

Ya know, mainly the dogs and cats.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Balrog on December 04, 2012, 12:38:29 AM

I picked global warming, even though I think that the fact that we are completely and totally fucked and we missed our chance to do something about it 40 years ago in about 2015.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Ceridran on December 04, 2012, 03:11:21 AM

I picked that nothing will happen.

Because I'm sane.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Mendez on December 04, 2012, 04:36:13 AM

OJ had this theory where my blood would be the chosen blood to bring back Quetzalcoatl and cause the Mayan apocalypse.
In all seriousness though, I expect some looting to happen on December 21. Or at least an exact repeat of Y2K, except with more iPads and iPhones.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Colonel ServBot on December 04, 2012, 07:52:05 PM

Yes, a zombie apocalypse will rise! And I shall be king of zombies! And I will be ruler of the undead world!!!!
*horribly evil laugh
Yeah, no.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Blaze Yeager on December 04, 2012, 09:20:51 PM

I expect nothing. If something does happen, I want a Robot Apocalypse or Aliens.

Aliens would be pretty cool if they were Robots.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Colonel ServBot on December 04, 2012, 09:39:42 PM

idk, how about some idiot-loser creatint a portal to any dimension you want, but this guy goes to a million places and brings back slenderman, dr. wily, a whole load of zombies, and maxwell's magic notebook(scribblenauts logic), and tries to reign supreme on planet earth.
my answer to the solution:
use 4hat portal to go to the series of the original megaman, persuade dr. light to hand over megaman, blues, and roll, as well as the first original 6 robot masters to take care of zombies and slenderman(robots cant be zombified, DUH!), then go to the world of mm legends, ans persuade tron bonne to make me a single servbot. with a saber and an eyepatch. the world is saved.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Blaze Yeager on December 04, 2012, 10:56:13 PM

Quote from: "colonel servbot"

-Snippity snip snip-

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Uhh...where do I even begin to find so many flaws.
 
Interdimensional Travel as a theory is possible, physically impossible (as of this point in time). You cannot bring something from said 'universes' because their mere exsistence in our universe would cause them to basically disappear. Just saying, Slenderman couldn't because he'd kill you outright for being there standing NEXT to him (do not try this logic where he can't kill you by using something to protect you, no matter what, something WILL kill you for trying to be a hero like that.), Wily would just laugh and go back to him being an evil douche, and Scribblenauts logic would be tossed out the window outright. Of course this is just coming from a personal standpoint.

To further my post from earlier, I say nothing will happen because there's proof that it would've happened years ago. When that earthquake happened in 2004 in Sumatra, the tilt of the earth shifted and it caused time to go backwards / ahead / etc (I'm not sure on which. There's scientific proof behind it and it's extremely eye opening when you read it.). Y2K, that damned preacher in England who was saying the end was coming in 2010 / 2011 / whenever it was, and one other famous example I can give. It would have happened by now, just saying because this is the truth.

(However, if Aliens do appear, again, I wouldn't be surprised, I'd find it cool honestly.)

Title: And you though I was going to say Solar Flares
Post by: Solar Equinox on December 04, 2012, 11:43:16 PM

Everything on that list happens at once (except nothing) and while that is going on giants pansages of Satan eat marshmallows over our burning corpses while tetris blocks fall from the sky and delete half of the world and the moon, while psi dances his gandam style while the llamas of the alpacalisp follow with him bringing evil pies of doom to the souls of the dammed....

Or you know like every doomsday prediction IT DOES NOT HAPPEN.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Laggy Blazko on December 04, 2012, 11:46:42 PM

I think the solar storms have been around since 2011.
EDIT: Which doesn't mean they're destroying everything =P

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Beed28 on December 04, 2012, 11:53:24 PM

Nothing will happen. Everything will vanish. Disappear. Gone. Everything will become nothing. And nothing will consume the world until there is nothing left.

Of course, that will happen a long way way away, way after Mega Man Juno reinitializes the world.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on December 05, 2012, 07:06:28 AM

Obviously, God is just going to re-flood the world.

He said he wouldn't do that anymore, but he changes his mind a LOT!

About a fourth of us survive.

Then, the invisible man and a werewolf lady have a baby.
The baby grows up and gets it's blood sucked by a vampire, becoming one of those.
The vampire gets bitten by a zombie and dies, again.

So, the invisible werewolf vampire zombie starts biting/mauling people.
People turn into those, but they live as zombies for a long time.
Then a super-bacteria emerges from the bottom of the bering straight and kills off most of the invisible vampire werewolf zombies.
That bacteria is killed off in the great bacteria conflict of 2014 by alien bacteria.
The remaining undead people are okay, because the alien bacteria only infects other bacteria.
And that's when the meteor hits...

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Rozark on December 05, 2012, 11:58:05 PM

You should add 10 more choices, because why not.

Or, have people suggest a few ideas of what they think should be added/how the world will end.

I say that the zombie apocalypse is overrated, bring on the robot zombie apocalpyse!

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: WheelieCarbonate on December 09, 2012, 06:34:25 AM

obviously, nothing will happen because god isnt real and your all idiots

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Rozark on December 09, 2012, 08:07:50 AM

Quote from: "Swiss"

your all idiots

I believe that is spelled, "You're"
 :geek:

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Ivory on December 09, 2012, 07:41:00 PM

Swiss, not sure if you are joking or not, but keep it friendly please. Someone could take that the wrong way.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Knux on December 09, 2012, 07:42:22 PM

Quote from: "Swiss"

obviously, nothing will happen because god isnt real and your all idiots

Opinions =/= Facts.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Jman on December 12, 2012, 03:22:54 AM

Nothing will happen, but if it does I'll die a happy man. 2012 has been really suckish, hooray for 2013!

Title: Swiss? Make grammatical errors? He's not an idiot!
Post by: Tesseractal on December 12, 2012, 07:58:15 AM

Quote from: "Knux"

Quote from: "Swiss"

obviously, nothing will happen because god isnt real and your all idiots

Opinions =/= Facts.

Actually, this is factual. Swiss is referring to "all our idiots", insinuating that our idiots are not enough to cause the end of the world. Since he is referring to "god" (and not God, the Judeo-Christian one), he is referring to a god of folklore, such as Quetzalcoatl, whose existence is a proven falsehood.

The end of the world will most certainly be something mundane. Whatever. As long as I make it to the 18th I'll be fine.

Title: Re: Swiss? Make grammatical errors? He's not an idiot!
Post by: Hallan Parva on December 12, 2012, 11:42:38 PM

Quote from: "Tesseractal"

As long as I make it to the 18th I'll be fine.

it's because Street Fighter x Mega Man hits on the 17th isn't it

honestly I'd probably need a whole day to clear it as well :ugeek:

Title: It'll be fun to watch nothing happen~
Post by: Sora on December 13, 2012, 04:43:00 AM

How did I not post here sooner

Totally rooting for the Gray Goo Scenario since that's the only original one~

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: MEGAMANX123 on December 13, 2012, 04:56:51 AM

Quote from: "Red Eyes"

I always thought that the world would end sooner because mayans didn't think of leap years

but anyway, nothing.

i'd like something to happen though, not the end of the world, but just a reset

thinking of a reset??? i call you maverick!!!!

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: LlamaHombre on December 13, 2012, 10:54:16 AM

I'm predicting either nobody decided to scan the Earth for Lavos readings, or Mitt Romney purchases Hostess and causes an economic frenzy.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Jman on December 13, 2012, 01:23:12 PM

Quote from: "A delicious juice made from orange citrus fruits that originate in the state of Florida and in some cases Jamaica :|"

Quetzalcoatl returns

HE'S BACK...

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(http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/C/Hernan-Cortes-9258320-1-402.jpg)

quetzalcoatl is aztec, not mayan :V

Nah, I'm hoping the Aurum come to invade.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: MusashiAA on December 13, 2012, 03:37:15 PM

Quote from: "Jman"

Quote from: "A delicious juice made from orange citrus fruits that originate in the state of Florida and in some cases Jamaica :|"

Quetzalcoatl returns

Excuse me, but... (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=205038#p205038)

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Jakeinator on December 14, 2012, 04:07:21 AM

What will happen is that the evil wizard babidi will resurrect the evil monster known as Buu and then stuff will happen.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Beed28 on December 19, 2012, 11:59:58 PM

(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/456307-bigthumbnail.jpg)
It's almost time... muwahaHAHAhaha... bwahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Title: Almost.
Post by: KillerChair on December 20, 2012, 12:25:36 AM

Its time, its, its, its tim, its time!

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Dr. Freeman on December 20, 2012, 12:31:53 AM

Apocalypses with due dates always confuse me.

The only reason I mention this is because I looked at Beed's picture and was like "No...it's 2 days." But then I remembered time zones.
So does the end of the world just work on a hourly basis?

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Geno on December 20, 2012, 12:35:40 AM

Quote from: Beed28

(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/456307-bigthumbnail.jpg)
It's almost time... muwahaHAHAhaha... bwahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <!-- s:twisted: -->:twisted:<!-- s:twisted: --> <!-- s:twisted: -->:twisted:<!-- s:twisted: --> <!-- s:twisted: -->:twisted:<!-- s:twisted: -->

Come closer, CLOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!
(http://cutstuff.net/molly/DBBKUP/moonmoon.png)

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Beed28 on December 20, 2012, 12:38:43 AM

Wrong moon, pal. This is the one you're looking for:

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(http://brainstomping.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/majora__s_mask_moon_by_mrespman.png)

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: DarkAura on December 20, 2012, 12:55:56 AM

So exited, but the suspense would kill me sooner.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Galactan on December 20, 2012, 12:59:38 AM

Mayan calendar rooms have been found with dates that extend past the 21st.  So no doomsday for you.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Geno on December 20, 2012, 01:30:51 AM

Quote from: Beed28

Wrong moon, pal. This is the one you're looking for:

(click to show/hide)

(http://brainstomping.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/majora__s_mask_moon_by_mrespman.png)

Not where I come from.
(http://cutstuff.net/molly/DBBKUP/moontor.png)

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: LlamaHombre on December 20, 2012, 01:38:32 AM

If we all die my biggest regret will be not eating a taco as my heart stops

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Knux on December 20, 2012, 02:27:08 AM

Beed, I hope your next avatar has high quality nightmare fuel.

I don't know, it just crossed my mind.  :|

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Laggy Blazko on December 20, 2012, 03:20:06 AM

If the Moon crashes into Earth there should be awesome music after that.

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Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Senkle on December 20, 2012, 05:43:08 AM

http://www.terriblefate.com/ (http://www.terriblefate.com/)

Silly Nintendo and its ideas.
Majora's Mask, the [perhaps...] true ending of the world.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: DarkAura on December 20, 2012, 04:40:50 PM

Tossing this out there since this came to mind: What if the the pictures or passages that depicted armageddon weren't prophecies...but wishes?

Maybe the rulers, or kings, or whatever they're called grew tired of the lack-luster world they ruled due to the lowly lives he must care for, the homage which makes the crappy palace he live in look regal, and the constant imports of the same damn objects of intrest: food, clothing material, building blocks, etc. and the gathering of said objects as an offering to a god that probably (definately, to me) doesn't even exist. He'd want to stop being king, but he wasn't gonna tell all the people that he was gonna step down from the throne with his tail between his legs and he sure as hell wasn't gonna pin the problem on someone else. So he probably had this ominous and dark thought: what if something happened that made it so that no sane man could rule over their lesser of kin? Destroy it...but how? Their so-called God? Heh, that's not gonna happen. So they carved a picture of the world ending, or a passage depicting the apocalypse, hoping for something to happen...and nothing ever happens.

Or it could be just a Ruler-King-Whatever's journal entry, "God, being the aejkhnjekv is so bor-ing, I just wish the world would end." But that seems very unlikely.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Sora on December 20, 2012, 07:24:35 PM

I'm only sad that when the world ends I won't be level 30 on LoL

Title: THEY'LL SUCK YOU DOWN TO THE OTHER SIDE
Post by: Red on December 20, 2012, 08:05:16 PM

well who cares anyway

if the world ends, my only regrets will be not being able to 1cc touhou 12 and 13.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Colonel ServBot on December 20, 2012, 08:47:40 PM

Here is how the world will end. Some idiot grabs a stick of dynamite. Throws it down a volcano. Booms. The entire world shatters like glass.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: GameAndWatcher on December 20, 2012, 09:12:21 PM

Naah, this is how the world will end:

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: MusashiAA on December 20, 2012, 10:48:35 PM

IT'S HAPPENING...

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: RebootRaeg on December 20, 2012, 11:20:55 PM

time zones say that the east is already experiencing the end of the world

panic

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: MusashiAA on December 20, 2012, 11:34:11 PM

The far east did not exist for the mayans when the calendar was made...

The true end of the world will happen before 6 AM CST.

Title: Blegh, forget Majora's Mask, THIS is how the world will end
Post by: Beed28 on December 21, 2012, 12:00:22 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. It is now officialy Dec 21, 2012 12:00 am in the United Kingdom.

AND SO I BRING YOU LAVOS!

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: SmashTheEchidna on December 21, 2012, 12:02:25 AM

Best post in the entire dang thread.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: LlamaHombre on December 21, 2012, 12:04:04 AM

Oops - better take this machine back in time and wreck his shit

If the world is alive by 3:00 PM EST tomorrow, it means I succeeded

If not, I failed our community

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Hilman170499 on December 21, 2012, 12:05:17 AM

I already past December 21 2012, 0000 hours in my area...

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Anyways, I hope someone doesn't post a video of Planet Buster from Spore in action here, destroying you-know-what.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Red on December 21, 2012, 12:06:06 AM

————————————
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——?————?————

what? no one is with me?

wait a minute, DIDN'T FREEMAN TELL ME A YEAR AGO THAT WE'D SAVE THE WORLD TODAY

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Knux on December 21, 2012, 12:06:54 AM

Well, who would've thought that Dr. Wily was in league with Megaman Juno?

Very nice avatar, Beed.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Orange juice :l on December 21, 2012, 12:08:57 AM

Sorry people of earth, but the exact time of our annihilation will be in approximately 11 hours, around 6 EST or 11:11 Universal Time. Nobody is safe.

Also, as a Bureaucratic unit, Megaman Juno only had the authorization to reinitialize his local area, Kattelox Island. Global Carbon Reinitialization Program execution is reserved for Mother Units.  :ugeek:  :ugeek:  :ugeek:

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Balrog on December 21, 2012, 12:16:43 AM

gg. The destruction of civilization and technology will probably take another decade or two, but now's a good a time as any to mark the tipping point.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Neo on December 21, 2012, 12:33:08 AM

"how do you think the worlds gonna end"

like an episode of the suprono's

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Dr. Freeman on December 21, 2012, 12:35:45 AM

Quote from: "Red Eyes"

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——————?—————
—?——?————?——
——?————?————

what? no one is with me?

wait a minute, DIDN'T FREEMAN TELL ME A YEAR AGO THAT WE'D SAVE THE WORLD TODAY

I sorta kinda remember this conversation.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Red on December 21, 2012, 12:57:36 AM

it's probably still in the spamthread

GET YOUR MASKS

GET YOUR OCARINA

TIME TO GO SAVE THE WORLD AW YEAH



...too bad it's 22:00 here.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Sora on December 21, 2012, 01:13:29 AM

Good thing I'll be asleep when it happens, that would be a real downer to start the day off with.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Laggy Blazko on December 21, 2012, 01:26:41 AM

I'd rather go to Central America/Mexico and find the hidden mayan time machine left by ancient aliens and use it after dealing with Kukulkán... Ok, maybe not.
Also, how much time's left before the Solstice?

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Balrog on December 21, 2012, 01:28:50 AM

It's whenever high noon is where you live.

Also, why the heck am I the only person who voted for GLOBAL WARMING?

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: BiscuitSlash on December 21, 2012, 12:52:21 PM

I seem to be the only one who voted Natural disasters, like in that documentary "2012".

I'm lovin' doomsday so far, anyone else? Aside from huge train delays obviously >_>

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: leoalex50 on December 21, 2012, 03:01:52 PM

hey NOTHING happened yay

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Myroc on December 21, 2012, 03:18:45 PM

Well, I don't know about you guys, but over here, the world seems to be decidedly un-ended, so far.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Kage on December 21, 2012, 03:51:09 PM

Perhaps we are already dead, and the environment around us is merely an illusion made by aliens before we get dissected and harvested for brains to give to their relatives for Christmas. Or maybe it's just silly propaganda, who knows.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: DarkAura on December 21, 2012, 04:19:37 PM

Winter Solstice becan about 5 hours ago. So no End of the World, yay!God dammit.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Colonel ServBot on December 21, 2012, 04:21:58 PM

Quote from: "DarkAura"

Winter Solstice becan about 5 hours ago. So no End of the World, yay!God dammit.

wow i have lived to see december 23rd.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on December 21, 2012, 06:34:00 PM

Groove to this when the zombies come.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Colonel ServBot on December 21, 2012, 06:50:00 PM

obviously, the mages tried to use heaven, but they failed. then they return to earth as the first of the darkspawn. then the grey wardens come, to defeat the Archdemon. the leader of these evil minions. but they fail.
the end.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: LlamaHombre on December 21, 2012, 08:06:45 PM

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AND SO A MAN SET FORTH TO SAVE THE FUTURE, AND HE SUCCEEDED

HE MET MANY ALONG THE WAY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

THE CRAZY GIRL HE NEVER REALLY HAD A CRUSH ON BUT WAS ALWAYS A GREAT FRIEND DESPITE BEING INSANE.
THE LOVE INTEREST HE MET IN SPANISH CLASS NEXT TO A OVER-POLITICIAN ASSHOLE.
THE LIFE-SIZED TALKING SALAMANDER WHO COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS THING I'M SMASHING MY FISTS ON CURRENTLY IS.
THE HUMAN LEFT ALIVE IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC RULE OF HUMANS WHO WAS WILLING TO CHANGE THE FUTURE AT THE RISK OF NO LONGER EXISTING.
THE SLUT HE FOUND ONE NIGHT AT A PREHISTORIC BAR AND SOMEHOW GOT DRUNK WITH. WHAT THE FUCK.
THE PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG ALPACA WHO MURDERED THE SALAMANDER'S BEST FRIEND.

TOGETHER, THIS MAN SKIPPED ALL THE PLOT, IGNORED THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE ABOVE, AND FOUGHT QUEEN BEEAL'S PET PORCUPINE ON HIS OWN.

HE FOUGHT THROUGH 29 FORMS TO REACH THE CORE, AND ONLY REALLY FOCUSED ON WHAT DIDN'T RESEMBLE A CORE AT ALL AND STILL KILLED THE PORCUPINE.

THE FUTURE HAS ARRIVED BECAUSE OF THIS MAN.

YOU SHOULD THANK HIM NEVER.

JUST FUCKING STOP READING THIS AND PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER ALREADY, IT'S GOOD AND YOU WON'T REGRET IT

I convinced my friends that we now live in purgatory.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Combotron on December 21, 2012, 10:11:58 PM

Turns out the treasure the Mayans talked about wasn't a great cataclysm. It was, in fact:

(http://i.imgur.com/1VnTt.gif)

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Red on December 22, 2012, 02:18:20 AM

silly people


THE REAL END IS IN DECEMBER 23RD

apparently

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: MEGAMANX123 on December 22, 2012, 04:21:25 AM

not at all and i mean not at all trying to be offensive to anybody but the myan gods are  fake they are just mithical they dont exist this is my personal thought...just watch as nothing happens at all XD

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Mr. X on December 22, 2012, 04:26:35 AM

Technically, we can't prove they don't exist just like we can't prove they exist.  HOWEVER, that's irrelevant because the Mayans didn't even predict an apocalypse today:  it was simply the end of the 13th Baktun of their long count calendar.  People mistranslated it and thought that was the end of their calendar but it has long been proven not to be the case...not that the end of the calendar would have changed things.  I mean, really, our Calendar ends on December 31st every year.  It's merely been an excuse for doomsayers to say the end was here so they could feel like they witnessed an important event in Earth's history.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: SmashTheEchidna on December 22, 2012, 04:53:57 AM

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And the adventure continues...

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: Galactan on December 22, 2012, 04:58:26 AM

It is clear to me that Quadraxis has saved us from whatever impending doom there may have been.  Because the Ing are suddenly good.

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: KillerChair on December 22, 2012, 06:18:18 PM

Guys! Seriously! Listen!

What if...
The megaman 8 expansion saved the world?

*mindwasblown*

Title: Re: Ze end of ze world
Post by: MEGAMANX123 on December 22, 2012, 07:16:06 PM

Quote from: "KillerChair"

Guys! Seriously! Listen!

What if...
The megaman 8 expansion saved the world?

*mindwasblown*

>_>i dont see how that could help but mm8 is good! :)
Well nothing has happened and the Mayan  calendar was fake
So I request an immediate lock please edit* uhhh its 2014 now i know this is not my thread but
this should probably be locked its old news