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Sonic The Hipster Dickhead Hedgehog "You probably haven't heard of me"His powers are so obscure, you probably haven't heard of them, he has the power to be
edgy as fuck hipster as fuck by just using his power to be a great dickhead
that's two powers in one
can you believe it
boy i sure can't
anyway
anyone who is unlucky enough to find him, he'll be bombarded by stupid hipster opinions about shit you've probably never even heard
(you'll probably never find him, he's so obscure)
BACKSTORYSonic was one running through some zone you probably haven't heard of
then he found his evil twin, sonic the hipster hedgehog
he was melting while listening to "How To Dissapear Completely" (he wasn't even paying attention to it)
He also hasn't even heard Unknown Pleasures or Kid A at all, but his powers make him say he has, so people will be
disgusted at this piece of shit amazed at his musical knowledge
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