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Title: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 16, 2013, 04:44:43 AM
Team Maybe we'll just stay without a name
LEADER- King Dumb 20/20
-Darkaura 20/20
-Whatever Dood 20/20
-Saturn 20/20
-Colonel Servbot 20/20

TEAM I NEED A NAME 2
LEADER- SmashBroPlusB 15/10
-Bikdark 20/20
-Wango 20/20
-Epik Cirby 20/20
-Arcterra 20/20

CURRENT PICK: TEAM SMASHBRO



100 YEARS AFTER THE END OF DND2...
It was a bright and shining day in the world of TERAERAER...
A peace summit between the two (Was it two? Fuck it, I'm retconning DND2.)


120 YEARS AFTER THE END OF DND...
It was a bright and shining day in the world of TERAERAER...
A peace summit between the two nations of Mot UF and Team Evil Guys was beginning.

"So your great grandfather went into my great grandfather's base..."
"Yep."
"Shot each soldier 56 times..."
"57."
"And killed the president?"
"And that's how it went down."
"...We need to stop waging war."
"...That sounds boring. You're boring. I don't like you."
A gunshot rang through the room, killing the leader of Team Evil Guys.
And with that, the peace summit broke down, just as everyone expected.
A huge portion of the [cough] "Nations" were wiped out in one fell swoop.
And that, my dear readers, is the cheap exposition for DND3.

In the wake of some recent controversies, I've decided to host a much more laid-back event. In case you forgot to read the title, that event shall be

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So how do I play chess DND3?
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How do we teams this time around?
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Intricacies
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CLASSES TIME
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Hey
WHAT'S ALL THAT MEAN
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Not the best duelist? Don't worry, I've got something special planned.
Trust me.
I think you'll like it.

News Ticker:
Well would you look at that, we've actually started![/b]
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: King Dumb on February 16, 2013, 04:59:49 AM
Name: King Dumb, Aurora, Villain
Time Available: Friday nights, spottily on Saturdays during the day, usually on Saturday nights, Sunday afternoons (usually) and by request during the week.
Leader?: Yes.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: rtist on February 16, 2013, 05:14:00 AM
I gotta say, OJ, that I think your chess tournament would have been the better idea. In fact, I'll make the first move:
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Title: I'm good at strategy I just suck at abusing duelist stuff
Post by: Hallan Parva on February 16, 2013, 06:17:32 AM
Name: it changes on a whim so just call me SmashBro
Times available: go away
Leader?: Yes (please don't kill me)
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Colonel ServBot on February 16, 2013, 07:13:14 AM
Name: Colonel
Times available: differing every day. mostly really late at night or during weekdays from about 10 am to 2:40 PM
Leader?: wat.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Magnet Dood on February 16, 2013, 07:16:31 PM
Name: [Robot] Dood
Times Available: Usually available on weekends, shoddy on weekdays, PM/Skype me day in advance please
Leader: I guess not
Title:
Post by: DarkAura on February 16, 2013, 09:04:28 PM
Name: DarkAura
Availability: Any day at around 7PM EST
Leader: No

Now let's pray that the people who play this game don't quit half-way through.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Dr. Freeman on February 17, 2013, 12:24:23 AM
This is the absolute worst thing I have ever done.

Name: Epic Kirby
Times available: Weekends are probably the best time. 5:00 EST - 9:00 are usually safe bets. Unless it's Wednesdays. That probably won't work. (Also I'll be mostly dead next Weds-Fri but whatever)
Leader?: How about no.

I'm gonna go put a sign around my neck saying "I'm gonna die"
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Galactan on February 17, 2013, 02:55:19 AM
WAIT.

What's Dunces and Dragons?
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 17, 2013, 03:09:17 AM
Two teams of players
The teams take turns picking players from each side to duel
Those players duel
Loser dies, is captured, violated, etc
Tons of special abilities and the like
Last team with players alive wins
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Galactan on February 17, 2013, 03:18:31 AM
Ok, is it played on the forums, or somewhere else?
(Sorry for sounding so stupid)
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Dr. Freeman on February 17, 2013, 03:20:16 AM
It's basically played in 8BDM.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Galactan on February 17, 2013, 03:22:45 AM
Ok, I'll sign up
Name: Saturn
Times available: Weekends all the time, Weekdays from 7-8 American Central Time
Leader?: No.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Tengu on February 17, 2013, 05:40:26 PM
Signing up you all know my info already ok
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: leoalex50 on February 17, 2013, 08:09:32 PM
name: commander leo (mags)
timezone: aest on weekends
leader:no
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 20, 2013, 04:33:16 PM
Well would you look at the time
It's GO TIME o' clock!
The player selection order will go as follows: SmashBro, King Dumb, KD, Smash, KD, Smash, KD, Smash.
Please publicly post your picks in this thread so people know who they're with.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Hallan Parva on February 20, 2013, 07:32:02 PM
I'm crying because there are only ten players and half of them are constipated


might as well steal Bikdark so I still have a chance of winning
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Hallan Parva on February 20, 2013, 09:22:39 PM
[4:18:39 PM] Bikdark: Alright faggot if you want me on your team and you /don't/ want me to blow it on purpose/feed KD info, I'll probably be making demands



you know
I had really hoped of actually enjoying this one
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 20, 2013, 09:55:23 PM
I'll intervene if anyone breaks the rules, but you can repick if you really feel like it.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Tengu on February 20, 2013, 10:35:36 PM
Im gonna go ahead and join Team KD
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 20, 2013, 10:36:41 PM
KD's gotta be the one who picks you, Wango :ugeek:
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Hallan Parva on February 20, 2013, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: "Orange juice :l"
I'll intervene if anyone breaks the rules, but you can repick if you really feel like it.
see that's why I'm being griefed in the first place
that's what he wants
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 20, 2013, 10:50:40 PM
Repicking was more of a second opinion. If rules are broken, there will be consequences.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: King Dumb on February 21, 2013, 04:05:37 AM
I'll go ahead and pick DarkAura and [Robot Master] Dood.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Hallan Parva on February 22, 2013, 07:39:44 PM
I had no idea this was posted in


he took away DA so I'm going ahead and denying him his Beef Wango
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: King Dumb on February 23, 2013, 01:40:05 AM
I'll pick Saturn.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Hallan Parva on February 23, 2013, 03:02:13 AM
Epic Kirby hell yeah
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: King Dumb on February 23, 2013, 03:36:57 AM
I'll pressgang the Colonel onto my team.
Title: Re: DND3: Now not like DND2
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 23, 2013, 03:43:24 AM
Thus, the class selections can begin! Players, get in touch with your leaders and fellow teammates. Delegate on your class picks and which skills you will be using. Leaders shall PM me with every player on their team's class.
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 27, 2013, 01:14:35 AM
Because Team KD is taking its sweet time, I shall give them until Friday Night to get their class picks together before Team Smash raids his house and kills him.
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: leoalex50 on February 27, 2013, 02:00:47 AM
I quit cause I'm not getting along with my teammates
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: Orange juice :l on February 27, 2013, 02:01:23 AM
Alright then.

Replacements, anyone?
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: leoalex50 on February 27, 2013, 02:10:17 AM
I told them that they might have to forfeit if they can't find 1 more person
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: Tengu on February 27, 2013, 06:14:22 PM
Pfft. Why would we have to forfeit the whole event just because you quit?
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 04, 2013, 07:40:51 PM
We're still waiting on a replacement for Leoalex. Prospective players, there's one spot left!
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: Arcterra on March 05, 2013, 03:55:47 AM
In a world of robots killing each other for a date with DLN-067, there is one robot master to rule them all.

That one is Stone Man

Even after reading my encephalon gigantus can't make heads or (http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/39063/1175350-tails.jpg) of the instructions so just leave me where leo left off I guess
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 05, 2013, 07:53:22 PM
Excellent
Now we're just waiting on KD's team's class picks
Title: Re: DND3: Keep it Classy
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 06, 2013, 11:39:11 PM
So... Apparantly, KD thought Leoalex was on his team. No tragedies though, it's been fixed. Team picks and class roles are in:

TEAM #1
SMASHBRO
BIKDARK
TENGU
FREEMAN
ARCTERRA

TEAM #2
KING DUMB
DARKAURA
WHATEVER DOOD
COLONEL SERVBOT
GALACTAN

Leaders, please inform your teammates of your team's classes and roles.
Team Smashbro will pick the first matchup.
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 10, 2013, 04:27:58 AM
Smashbro, you have until 5 PM EST Sunday to pick the first match or team King Dumb will be given the initiative.
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Hallan Parva on March 10, 2013, 09:13:32 AM
to be honest I forgot this was a thing

I blame Leoalex50





I'd like to go beat up Star Dood if that's alright with you
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 12, 2013, 11:32:35 PM
Smashbro, Star Dood, please post in this thread to organize a day/time to play. If you don't, you're going to suffocate to death.
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 14, 2013, 08:35:22 PM
They stared each other down. It was a battle of wits, a mental duel to see who would flinch first. Apparently, they were very well matched, because neither moved a muscle. This includes their respiratory muscles.

It'd been two days since they started.


Smashbro and Dood, you guys are now going to take 5 damage per day until you report in. I'm also going to reassign team Smashbro's leader if you suffocate to death.
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Magnet Dood on March 14, 2013, 08:49:15 PM
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to do a bloody school play over here

I'll be open on Monday through Wednesday but not this weekend

so there
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 14, 2013, 08:55:59 PM
Dood, only suffering a little bit of brain damage, relents and inhales.

Smash, not to be outdone, keeps holding his breath.
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Hallan Parva on March 14, 2013, 09:08:23 PM
wow don't get your panties in a knot


I literally said I was fine whenever but Star Dood has stuff to deal with and I can't tie his hand to the computer or something
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Galactan on March 21, 2013, 01:34:59 AM
So when is this happening?
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 21, 2013, 07:03:58 PM
We're entirely waiting on Star Dood and Smashbro. If they would be so kind as to explain why they failed to meet their own deadline, that'd be great.
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Magnet Dood on March 23, 2013, 05:15:40 AM
SmashBro was a peus and didn't set the date

I'll go Sunday (probably) unless he chooses a new target
Title: Re: DND3: Let the blood flow!
Post by: Orange juice :l on March 28, 2013, 11:51:28 PM
This match looks like it's having issues. Would Smash be so kind as to pick another matchup that's more likely to actually occur?