CF, what are you doing?Being incredibly bored, that's what.
Coldfusion, has your soul become embodied with the voices of numerous girls who are telling you to do this?All signs point to maybe.
Who the fuck are you peopleNo one important, surely.
To CF: So, how goes being impersonated?I'll let you take a guess on that one.
CF, are you insane?Let's see, I have an evil twin following me around and what could easily amount to multiple personality disorder.
Wtf CF?Have you ever noticed that "WTF" backwards is "FTW?"
Would xColdxFusionx x xHotxFissionx be a good pairing?...We don't talk about xHotxFissionx.
Elena: Do you have a crush on someone you like?What? No. Definitely not.
Quote from: "xxkirbysonicxx1"Elena: Do you have a crush on someone you like?What? No. Definitely not.
What about-
Excuse me fellas, but do you have a moment to spare for the Glory of Toid?Yeesh, I thought the sign outside said "No Solicitors!"
CF, why have you been using the same avatar for about 2 years now?Because I'm lazy. So sue me.
I thought that my not writing would have caused the multiple personalities to die off.You'd think that, now wouldn't you. You haven't even seen half of the characters in my head!
Why is your avatar so adorable ...?Thanks for the compliment! I drew it myself.
are you completely sure that you aren't schizophrenicSchizophrenia does not necessarily refer to having multiple personalities. As for the question, I'm not entirely sure, but I've never been diagnosed as such.
Is TGOT always relevant?I'd doubt it.
Please don't open that can of worms. Alexis hunted xCFx for 3 days straight after that fiasco. ...Thanks a lot, by the way.(click to show/hide)
xColdxFusionx: why do you have X's in your name?I just put them there because I thought they looked cool.
Elena: How much of a bitch would you say you are?Is that a challenge?
ALEXIS: What if I told you that you are magical?This assumption is as incorrect as it is mindpoison.
Alphonse: What is your favourite mixed drink?Aw, man, do I have to choose just one?
Celeste: What are you?I am the cosmos, embodied in physical form.
CF and Friends what kind of music do you listen to?Anything I find catchy.
xCxFx and pals. What are your favorite foods and movies?The torment of my enemies!
Who is the most immature person here?Obviously SmashBro.
Toidism is not mindpoison in the least.Quote from: "A big teddy bear"Excuse me fellas, but do you have a moment to spare for the Glory of Toid?Yeesh, I thought the sign outside said "No Solicitors!"
Mindpoison will not be tolerated here.
The Anyone's Art Thread says hello. (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=221007#p221007)Quote from: "ThatGuy74"Is TGOT always relevant?I'd doubt it.
What is ALEXIS and why is her Caps Lock key stuck on her name tag? Her backstory never stuck, if she even had one.Quote from: "Donutyoshi"Who is the most immature person here?Obviously SmashBro.
In an alternate continuity, (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=4814) there was the time where this "Evil_TGOT" supposedly fabricated a Beggar's Bazooka out of crate planks that was only good for a few shots. How was this glorious piece of crap in battle?It worked surprisingly well. I actually managed to retrieve it and figure out how it was made; it's a little unwieldy, but it works really well when you need a disposable weapon.
Will you ever take up residence in the Cutopian Province of S'kyp?Probably not permanently, but I do visit every once in a while.
What animes do you watch?I'm a big fan of Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Gen Urobuchi is kind of a prick, but he can write one hell of a story.
TO ELENA AMPEREIt's essentially a bare copper wire sharpened to the point that it can cut through steel. I'll let you do the math.
Is your whip fully electric elemental, or does it just inflict stun without the electric attunement, like Blanka's Electric Thunder or Zero Suit Samus' taser pistol?
What is the probability of a handsome labcoat-clad gentleman sweeping you off your feet for a romantic dinner?1.) No fuck you
What is the probability of said devilishly attractive gentleman being destroyed, body and soul, by your bare hands?
What is the probability of this same foxy lady-charmer to get you to star in a wacky comedy spin-off series?
TO EVERYONEWhy thank you!
Why is Alphonse the best?
On that note, what happens when Alphonse gets drunk?Wait, you mean he can be SOBER?!
Why is Celeste Alaron basically Sona Buvelle 2.0: Electric Boogaloo? She's mute, plays an instrument, has technicolor hair...I play an instrument? Since when?
What restaurant makes the best sandwiches? For diversity purposes, subs, burgers, sliders, things between bread count as a "sandwich".Have you tried Five Guys Burgers and Fries? They have some tasty burgers.
Do you honestly think we're going to give that information?also, how large are the females' busts and does Coldy still prefer Sona's rack of legends
Does the fusion in cold fusion mean nuclear fusion? Or physical fusion? Or what?Considering I'm wearing nuclear-fusion-powered armor? Probably the former.
xColdxFusionx: Do any of you like Jelly World or trampolines in paticular?To be honest, Jelly World makes me a bit motion sick.
Would any of you be interested in signing a contract to become un pollo mágico?A magical chicken? No thanks.
Does Elena still abuse you? You gotta stand up for yourself, man!Yeah! I should!
CF, aren't you dead?Perhaps.
Elena, aren't you dead or wanted deadby goddamn everyone?Yes to both.
ALEXIS, are you the terminator?Such mindpoison will not be tolerated.
Celeste, can you blow up Smashbro for asking that terrible question?I wish I could.
What? No! Totally not!Also, are any of you getting paid for this
How can I protect myself from mindpoison?The easiest way to protect yourself from mindpoison is to not participate in mindpoison.
Have you ever provided any images of yourselves? (directed at everyone)Can't say I have.
What would happen to ALEXIS if I put this magnet near her or on her?I am specifically designed to be protected from magnetic fields.
Also does Elena's whip ever recharge? If so, how?My whip is powered by my own innate electricity.
To Coldxfusion: why do you create these people?Hell if I know.
To Elena: How is that hatchet wound treating you?Fuck off.
To ALEXIS: You know that since you are a fictional character and the fact that the odds of you existing are minimum to zero, how do you feel that you are mind-poison?Unable to process query.
To Alphonse: How much Alcohol money and women would it take for you to kill Elena?That would first require the task to be possible.
Could the Fusion Five have stood up to the might of TGOT Incorporated's currently disbanded Main Eight and/or Team Gumoid/The Holy Order of Toid's followers?The Holy Order of Toid will be thoroughly eliminated in the near future.
To xCxFx: What's the estimated release date for CSCC-v28b?According to my calculations, somewhere in the realm of whenever ALEXIS comes from. Give or take a few years.
To ALEXIS: Who's your favourite AI? SHODAN or GlaDOS?I refuse to be associated with such mindpoison.
Why nobody is answering my questions? I demand an explanation, or else I will cut myself.Because I'm practically drowning in questions over here.
How does one turn emo in the span of a page?Very carefully.
ALEXIS: Have you ever attempted to divide by zero?Dividing by zero is the secret of time travel. However, the result of said operation is classified.
Which one of you is the strongest?Obviously myself.
What are all of your honest opinions on the global economy as of now?At the rate that the Zenny's inflating, I'm not sure it'll hold out much longer.
Can any of you OTG assist into another person's combo? Using Alphonse's gun like Deadpool doesn't count.A well-timed Fusion Bomb could probably get that effect. Or Elena could grab the person with her whip.
What do you do in your spare time?Video games.
the superior Oshiro Technology, IncorporatedClearly Toid Manufacturing and TGOT Incorporated are superior to your little thing
CF if you made a class for one of these characters, which one would it be?Probably Elena. I have an idea of how she'd work as a class already.
Y'know, I have a question. Is Alphonse blonde?Nope! I've got black hair.
Seeing as how Exit Unit actually did work, would any of you buy merch from the superior Oshiro Technology, Incorporated?Considering we still haven't gotten any word from Celeste? I'm not sure.
Why is Alphonse the best?This is still a load of shit.
What are your favorite VIDJA GAMES?Pretty much anything with a lot of action. Recently, I've been playing a bit of Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing: Transformed.
Oshiro Technology, Incorporated is not at fault if Celeste never used it in the first place.Quote from: "SmashBroPlusB"Seeing as how Exit Unit actually did work, would any of you buy merch from the superior Oshiro Technology, Incorporated?Considering we still haven't gotten any word from Celeste? I'm not sure.
Why is Alphonse not blonde, that makes him NOT best.I don't really think I look good with blond hair. Besides, it would take too much effort to dye it...
xCxFx: In recent times, which countries have you been to on holiday? Which one's your favourite?I actually just recently got back from a brief vacation in Valoran. It's quite beautiful in the winter, if a bit chilly.
ALEXIS: How much memory can you store?My memory database is directly linked to headquarters, meaning that my data storage is limited only by what my supervisors decide to install for storage mediums.
CFX: What was the thought process behind all of these characters"Hey, we need another character for Cutstuff War. Who could I make that's interesting and unique enough to stand out?"
Elena: You carry a whip, have electrical powers, and dress like a school girl, did you debut in a sado-machoisitic animeWhat?! No! Where the hell did you get that idea from?!
Alexis: Are humans still alive in your future? How do you feel that you did not kill Scrap metal, what year do you come fromThat information is classified.
Alphonse: Why are you so awesome?Man, everyone here loves me!
What is the pitch of your voice?Gonna add on.
What is Celeste really doing?Also CF, is Lego's class going to have jumping frames?
ALEXIS, is it possible for you to be infected with a virus?If a virus was sufficiently advanced, I could become infected.
ALEXIS, what does the scouter say about his power level?I refuse to participate in such mindpoison.
Would we ever get pixelart/some drawing/ect. of the entire cast in one picture?If I ever get bored enough. Don't count on it, though.
What OS is the best, ALEXIS?That information is classified.
And why aren't you using silver, Elena? Doesn't it conduct electricity even better than copper?YOU try getting enough silver to make a monofilament whip!
What do you have to say about the current state of Cutopia?It's shit. That's what it is.
Elena: Elena, why do you suck so much?If you have a death wish, you could just ask me instead of having to go through this crap.
Alphonse: Do you have a brother named Edward? How many drinks can you handle? May cutstuffians erect a statue of you?1.) Haw haw, no.
Alexis: When was the mind poison act passed? What type of Government do you haveThat information is classified.
Heya, fellas! Dan Jenkins here. Managed to get out of Monochrome Hell long enough to ask a few... ah, Elena! How's your neck treating you?Let me sing you a song. It's called "Fuck you and everyone you care about."
Ooh, nice pistols! Are they custom made?Yeah, had these things custom-fit to my grip. Helps me hold them steady when I aim.
Gotta love that hat and cowboy get-up. Where did you get all of it?It's all custom. I can give you the tailor's number. Nice guy, goes by the name Lightdasher.
Howdy! Pilot J present. I've got a question for ya- what's your favorite type of aerial craft?...That's a bit of an odd question. I'd have to say a fighter jet. Those things look damn cool. Though I personally prefer my Fusion Armor for air travel.
Heh heh heh, still cranky I see from your "depreciating" loss to me, eh? Serves you right, I'll tell you that much.Fuck you a thousand times over.
Mr. Alphnose... I must admire your markmanship. Where did you learn it? I've never done much with a pistol...Lots and lots of practice.
Captain, Colonel, we must tread carefully with these five people. We've got no idea what they can do... except for this Elena person. Her only weapon seems to be her sharp tongue.You think I hadn't thought of that? I can use my powers to hold my whip together with an electromagnetic field if it ever starts to melt. Sure, it may be useless for the remainder of the fight, but I can still kick your ass without it while I wait for it to cool down.
Well, and that electric whip.
Still, it's made of bronze... thing probably melts if it gets close to a hot temperature. I think it's safe to deem her a non-threat.
Roger that. Classifying target as such.
I must say, Ms... ALEXIS, correct? How fast you can you fly with those boosters on your feet?Explaining my flight would require me to reveal classified information.
Oh god, why do people who make characters for my story have multiple personalities?Because yes.
Do you people ever sleep?
Alexis, have you ever overheated before?Affirmative. I do have cooling systems in place, but they are not perfect.
Alexis, have you ever crashed before?Negative.
Elena: Can I kick your ass free of charge?The question is, can you kick my ass. Which is no.
ALEXIS: Do you have free will?I am a fully sapient construct.
Alphonse: How well do your relationships go?Not particularly well, sadly.
Elena: Care to join me in my conquest of everything?Hell yeah! Let's do this!
ALEXIS: If you hail from IDESE, are you seeking doom?Unable to process query.
Alphonse: Are you a good shot? I need to take care of some certain targets, see...Whoa, buddy! I don't do assassinations.
Are you tired of these toid questions?Very much so. There's a reason I stopped responding.
Hey, hey guys, hey guys, hey, look, listen, I gotta question, hey. Watch out!Eat a dick.
No seriously, does Alphonse know he going to fall in a pit of insta-kill spikes?...What?
What would you do if you were suddenly the ruler of a small province or city-state (or other small/medium geographical body)?I'd see what the people need and want, and go from there.
Too all: Whom would you like to murder most?I prefer not to kill people, if at all possible.
When will the next version of CSCC release?Patience, young padawan. It will be ready when it is ready.
Where the fuck is my pillow?Why are you asking me? I haven't seen it.
WHY is Alphonse the best?Because I'm sexy and I know it.
If you were given three wishes, what would you wish for?That's a tough one. An increase of global common sense would have to be one of them, though.
What kind of pizza do you like best? And if not, what do you prefer?Eh, I prefer just plain ol' cheese pizza.
How does it feel to know that I can decide whether any of you live or die?
If I were ever hypnotized, I could be easily snapped out of said condition by my supervisors.ALEXIS, have you ever been hypnotized?
I'm not power hungry at all, what are you talking about?That makes two of us. Welcome to the club.
Everyone by Alexis: I'm convinced Alexis' AI is mindpoisoned. Anyone agrees?I'm not sure you're using the term correctly, but I would say she's a bit brainwashed.
Elena: Would a Gracidea flower look good on you?...What are you talking about?
Alexis, why do you remind me of sentinel from the X-Men series?I refuse to be associated with such mindpoison.
CF, will we ever get a screenshot of Copy Robot's class?Go bug Uki if you really want one.
Also does Celeste have a crush on someone?I am married to the cosmos. I do not need anyone.
Can anyone ever learn to be as undeniably sexy as Alphonse?It's something you're born with. Sorry, bub.
What are your honest thoughts about the Saikyo fighting style?It's not that great.
If you were characters in Coldy's Mobies, would you have ultimate attacks and what would they be?...The hell is that supposed to mean?
you know space is pretty sexyQuote from: "xxkirbysonicxx1"Also does Celeste have a crush on someone?I am married to the cosmos. I do not need anyone.
ALEXIS, are you single?...You have to be REALLY desperate to try to ask out a robot. Especially if you're talking to Alexis.
Your comrades Vs. Orange Juice, A Bear, Jeus, The Communist Mage, and Nappa.You and me, OJ. Let's do this.
Select your combat matchups :ugeek:
Do you like drinking orange juice?Orange juice is delicious.
Do you prefer Pepsi or Coke? (or something else entirely)Of the two, I prefer Coca-Cola. I don't know why, there's just something about it.
Does ALEXIS have a crush on someone?...Seriously, what is with you people and asking about a mentally unstable robot's love life?
What do you all think about the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?...I've seen bigger.
What question did you like most, and which did you like least?That's a tough call, though there's certainly a lot of candidates for both sides.
CF: How about that SASRT?Needs more bloom. (http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=130484823)
Alphonse: If you already get paid from your job, then why ask for money for asking questions?Hey, never hurts to have some extra pocket change.
Celeste: How was that investigating, since you couldn't err, speak?The whole investigation would have gone a lot better if Dr. Oshiro could make equipment that actually held together...
ALEXIS: ...Are you sure you're not being manipulated?Affirmative.
If each of you were to name one character to be in Smash Bros. 4, who would it be?
Does CF have a crush on someone?No. Nope. Quite definitely not.
Alexis what would you do if you saw a clone of yourself?Terminate all imposters on sight.
Alexis, would you consider all fictional material to be mindpoison?One must not destroy their mind with falsifications and delusions.
[To ALEXIS]: I have calculated (on my own terms, so I could be wrong in comparison to your detections) that the highest concentration of mindpoison is being held in servers whose game modes are bastardizations of already existing modes. What is your most guaranteed method to erradicating them?My solution is simple: force Best-Ever to shut down, thus eliminating all mindpoison they host. This, however, would only solve a portion of the problem.
If you had your own company, how would you run it?Let others give input, but I have the final say.
I've been following the second part of the Custuff War pretty closely! All of you look great in combat!Hey, thanks! Glad to have a fan!
Which reminds me of a question I want to ask- do you suspect that Epic Kirby has an unfair bias to your creator? He's used all of you at least once in the second part chapters... some of the other characters from other people haven't been used at all.That's not a question I'd know the answer to. I make sure to flesh out my character's power sets, which helps a lot.
Yeah, that doesn't make much sense...
Well, unlike most people in this war, Elena's got the bite to match her bark... except when it comes to hatchets in the neck.Hey, I have a game you should try out. It's called, "Go fuck yourself with a porcupine."
CF, will Lego's class ever get those jumping frames and is CSCC going to be out this month or April?
Are you tired of all of these questions?
Which reminds me of a question I want to ask- do you suspect that Epic Kirby has an unfair bias to your creator? He's used all of you at least once in the second part chapters... some of the other characters from other people haven't been used at all.
Yeah, that doesn't make much sense...
CF, how fast are you?Without my armor, I can sprint at about 10 miles per hour. ...I don't think I've clocked my top speed with the armor on. It's probably somewhere in the low hundreds, if I had to hazard a guess.
How unstable is Alexis?Very.
Do any of you know anyone who is a Cryokinetic(ice user), Pyrokinetic(fire user) or Photokinetic(light user)?I can control all three through my magical training.
What kinds of weapons would you prefer in a fight to the death?...You're talking to a group of heavily-armed fighters about their favorite weapons. ...You can't be serious.
What are your opinions on overly loud noises?They're great for pissing people off and making them really easy targets. He he he...
Why does Turkey meat continue to exist if nobody likes it?Turkey is actually pretty good. To be honest, turkey bacon is almost as good as actual bacon.
What doctor(s) would you recommend if you were in need of medical assistance?Suck it up! That wasn't even a hard hit!
CF: ...Are you having fun with these questions?Very much.
Elena and ALEXIS: Who is currently on your hit list of people to kill?I would tell you my list, but then I wouldn't have time to actually kill anyone on it.
Celeste: What do you think of your "employer?"I wish I wasn't working with him, that's for sure.
To all: If you were all to fight to the death, who would win?I would say ALEXIS, if only because she'd kill us with neurotoxins if she died.
I don't get it.Quote from: "A big teddy bear"What doctor(s) would you recommend if you were in need of medical assistance?Suck it up! That wasn't even a hard hit!
Does any one else here think that your ripping off gawaynos forum game, 'ask gawayno'If you honestly think that was the first time this has been done, you've obviously never been on Tumblr.
Pfft... *snort* Immortal? Immortal?! Ha ha ha ha! Try saying that the next time you get hit in the neck with a hatchet!Come try to chop my head off again. I dare ya.
He's got a point there. You're not exactly immortal, and judging from most people's opinions, most don't see you as a badass either. Seems that most see you as... uhm, a whiny female dog?You're walking a bit funny. Is your backside in pain?
I think you mean b-
Soldiers do not use such language when talking to belligrents.
Yes sir...
How do you guys type with boxing gloves on?I dunno, how do you play poker with them?
If all of you were on the UESC (http://marathongame.wikia.com/wiki/UESC_Marathon) Marathon (http://www.giantbomb.com/uesc-marathon/3035-4139/) when theMurder everyone and everything, then take over the Pfhor and rule with an iron fist.Fire NationPfhor attacked, what would you have done in the stead of the Security Officer (http://marathongame.wikia.com/wiki/Mjolnir_Recon_number_54)?
Are you... 'people'... actually all friends or is the title a lie?xCFx just put that there for the sake of making us all look friendly. The only thing keeping me from chopping his head off is a nice little Zenny stipend.
xColdxFusionx, have you ever played any of the actual IdTech1 games (Doom, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, etc)?I have Doom 2 and all three installments of Chex Quest. Also Samsara.
Let's see, they all use the same account. CF: do you let your friends access such private information?We all sit around the computer when we answer these things. I'm the only person who knows my account info.
Do any of you fellas even have any permanent or semi-permanent settlements or just living space?I've been renting out an apartment while I try to find someplace where I won't get involved in any war shenanigans.
Also, imagine that the five of you were in a slice-of-life comic-type story.Kill all these assholes and take their wallets.
What would you do?
If you five were in a place other than Earth. Where else?We're already in the Internet. I'm not sure where else I'd want to be.
ALEXIS, is your system waterproof?Great pains were taken when designing me to make sure my systems would not fail for any conceivable reason.
Do you like pie and cake?...Do you even need to ask?
CF and friends: what do you think is better, teleportation or psychokinesis?I personally prefer teleportation, though both have their uses.
Which one of you is the fastest?Me, by far. ...Unless you count teleportation, in which case Celeste wins hands-down.
What's for dinner?My boot.
What are each of your elemental attributes? (i.e. Darkness, for me)Probably Fire or Wind, if anything.
Why do you keep skipping my questions?Because none of us can think of a good way to answer them.
It's annoying.
.. Oh wait, you're going to skip this one again.
Which one of you is the heaviest?Counting armor, probably me. Not counting armor... That's actually a good question.
Will there ever be a comic about cscc or how the classes work?Considering xColdxFusionx's infinite capacity for procrastination, such a comic existing in the near future would be unlikely.
Also does 3DS has a CF?Mario Kart 7 is an amazing game.
Quote from: "ThePlayer"What's for dinner?My boot.
Which one of you is the lightest?Without my armor, probably me. This stuff weighs a surprising amount...
When do you ever sleep?I'm more of an evening person. The side effect of this being I can't get up in the morning...
What is the importance of history to any of you?I love reading up on history. Especially myths and legends.
Alphonse: Is it great to be the only badass normal guy among the cast?Sometimes I wish I had some sort of cool power, but then I remember how freaking good it feels to be me.
Elena: Have you ever met Lizzie Borden?...Who the Hell is that?!
ALEXIS: Compared to the future, how is the present time that you are situated in?I vastly prefer my home era.
Celeste: "Care to join my organization? I'm sure you'll fit in Ecclesia quite nicely..."No. Go away.
Who is the most expendable of you?xCFx.
What's your preferred form of traveling?Flight. There's nothing like feeling the wind in your hair!
To ALEXIS: If you are high-tech, why do you talk like that? No offence, but I know a lower-tech robot who can speak like a normal human, maybe lots more...Such AI models were prone to flaws and instability. My vastly superior AI has been corrected of such errors.
To Cold Fusion's friends:Life magic is handy, I tell ya. Assuming I can find the body, I should be able to bring them back, though not necessarily in fighting shape...
If you were somehow defeated in battle, are you still going to be able to answer our questions here?
ALEXIS: do you have feelings?Excessive emotions result in instability and erroneous judgement. I have only enough emotional processes to aid me in my directives.
To Alphonse:You literally seem cool. So just curious, is there NOTHING in this world that could anger you?I'm human. I get angry sometimes. But when you're as cool as me, it's hard to stay mad for long.
To Celeste:Why do I keep depicting you as a lunar-themed character?Such a misconception would be fairly easy to make. I am aligned with the cosmos as a whole, not just the moon.
Elena, what would you do if you saw a clone of yourself?Beat the crap out of her and make her my slave.
What do you all dream about when you sleep?I dream every night about that fight I had with Dan Jenkins. I'm trying to learn how to dream lucidly so I can kick his sorry ass once and for all...
To CF: what would you say your hobbies are?Video games and more video games.
To all: since you say CF is the most expendable (aside for CF of course), who is the second most expendable?Alphonse.
Would you punch out a Cyberdemon on Nightmare difficulty?Are you crazy?! Heck no!
Is Siege Mode going to be compatable with the next version of CSCC?Due to the way that Under Siege is going to work, no.
Where is my super suit?
CF what would you do if you saw a clone of yourself, but the clone was female?
Same as above, but with genderbent versions of xCxFx's friends.Punch clone in the face to establish dominance.
(I'd imagine male Elena to be Indiana Jones, but 700% cooler ...)
Aw, gee, she dreams about me! Love ya too, girl!I will use your intestines as my bra straps.
So, Coldfusion, you can fly? Neat! What's your preferred method of taking someone out in the air?Magic is generally fairly effective, but when you absolutely have to get rid of someone at all costs, accept no substitues for the Fusion Bomb.
[3/10/2013 2:51:51 AM] xColdxFusionx: Kenkoru asked "What artist would you want to illustrate a doujinshi of Elena Ampere and Alphonse getting it on"Oh, would you look at that, Kenkoru just jumped up to first on my hit list.
[3/10/2013 2:51:51 AM] xColdxFusionx: Ken why
Who would win in a fistfight?Elena's body is a freaking taser and Alexis is made entirely out of metal. ALEXIS would probably win overall, but the rest of us would be annihilated.
CF, how high can you jump?Not very high on my own, though my Fusion Armor does provide a bit of gravity-dampening that lets me jump about as high as Megaman.
Elena, are you weak to the cold? Infact, what is your weakness?Why the hell would I tell you?
Who has the best weapon out of all of you?I'm sure everyone's going to point at their own weapon...
Do you prefer Sour, Sweet, or Spicy?Sweet. Salty is generally better, though.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?It depends on whether you want to look do use more or to like what do more farther, but from my research someone did what been far even did look more like even back in the Ghoul era. We know him now as "the Hunter."
Where is my super suit?I... uh... put it away!
CF, what is your steam avatar?That's Nyaruko (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/LightNovel/HaiyoreNyarkoSan).
ALEXIS, what is your opinion on space, gravity, and the sun?They are vital forces that keep the universe in motion.
To everyone EXCEPT Cold Fusion and ALEXIS:We kind of already answered this with the "clones" question.
How would you react if you saw a long lost but close blood relative?
Who can jump the highest?With my armor, probably me. Without any aid... Probably ALEXIS.
Who can jump the lowest?Probably Celeste. She isn't exactly the most physically active person.
Who can dive into the water the deepest?My armor uses an electric field as a shield, so diving generally isn't a good idea for me. I can't go particularly deep even without it, though.
If y'all were sent to the realm of the first Final Fantasy, what character class would each of ya be?I am... THE RED MAGE! ...OH GOD STOP SHOOTING AT ME
What type of Pokemon would you be (can be multi-type)?Fire/Steel or Electric/Steel.
Who would be most likely to die of old age?I'd hate to say it, but I'm probably going to be the first to die out of this crew. Elena's immortal, Celeste has absurd amounts of magic, and xCFx isn't nearly as old as I am...
Are you guys in relationships.Previous inquiries would dictate that you are, in fact, interested in our relationship status.
No, and I'm not interested either.
What are your favorite TF2 classes?I play a little bit of everything. Favorite's probably Scout.
CF, do you use a laptop or a computer?Laptop. It's incredibly handy to have a computer at my side pretty much all the time.
To xCxFx and pals:What is your favorite item in the legend of zelda series?Ooh, that's a tough one. ...Probably the Roc's Feather. That or the Double Clawshot...
How much sleep do the five of you get on a regular basis?Not nearly enough.
If each of you could put one character in the next Smash Bros. game (assuming that he/she has appeared on a Nintendo console and originated from a video game series), what newcomers would you guys put?I'd love to see Mii compatability. Barring that, probably Megaman.
Elena: Would you punch me if I said so?I'd probably kick you in the nuts instead.
Alexis: Are you capable of modifying the DNA of living beings?I believe my capabilities have been very thoroughly overviewed. (http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=140380#p140380)
Celeste: If you were to live in any MM8BDM or GVH map, which'd you pick for your stay?My dream would be to reside in Star Man's domain, though I currently reside in an apartment not too far from the military storeage warehouse known as "Rust."
To CF: do you like Roboenza more or less than Saxton Hale?That's like asking someone if they'd prefer a knife to the gut or an arrow in the eye.
To Alphonse: Can I borrow your revolvers?What?! No! I need these for work! And to defend myself!
To ALEXIS: Did your programmers remove your ability to look at your flaws?I have no flaws to be looked at.
To Celeste: Is there a large difference between space and portal magic, and time magic?The biggest difference between time-manipulation magic and spatial-manipulation magic is how you use them.
To xCxFx: Have you played any of the Mega Man Zero games or ZX games?No, though they are on the list of games I am interested in trying out.
something that ISN'T the weapon they're forced to drop when they dieyou know
I only shoved that there so I wouldn't be casually told a refrence to modern FPSs, with wepdrop and shit.Quote from: "DarkAura"something that ISN'T the weapon they're forced to drop when they dieyou know
Alphonse probably relies on those weapon drops
with all those guns he needs all the ammo regen he can get[/size]
To Everyone: Which one of you is the coolest-looking?Myself, obviously.
To ALEXIS: If you come from the future, do you know anything that contributes to your existence and would you rather protect those?That information is highly classified.
Do you know eveything? If you don't, how can you tell? Just asking...
To Alphonse: Can you try an accent, any accent?I'm not very good at them, but I do like trying different accents every once in a while.
To Celeste: Can your magic do cooler things like project black holes and teleport?I can do all sorts of interesting magic. I have not yet mastered teleportation, however...
To all: Which of you can block the hardest blow?Immortality is pretty cool, yo.
So CFI once used a pile of crates as a rocket launcher powered by pure chaos.
What would be the craziest thing you've ever used as a weapon?
What was the scariest dream you've ever had?I've been hanging out with Elena. The least frightening dream would be much easier.
Celeste what are you weak to?Such information would not be advantageous to reveal, now would it?
Do you keep physical "souveniers" of the people you kill?I usually grab wallets when applicable, though on occasion I do take some other "trophies", as well...
To Elena and Alphonse: I have recently discovered information between both of you relating to a "certain scandalous act." Is this information true?Best. Night. Ever.
To CF: What is your favorite First Person Shooter?Megaman 8-Bit Deathmatch. What else?
To Celeste: How many spells do you know?As xColdxFusionx would say, for lack of a better description, "Somewhere in the realm of a metric ass-ton."
To ALEXIS: What would be the procedure of removing mindpoison?Neutralization.
To Anyone: What does Smashbro dream of at nightThat creep won't stop sending me love letters. He's kind of creeping me the hell out.
How good are all of you at Puyo Puyo?Celeste scares the shit out of me.
Can Elena survive a constant barrage of garbage from six Meteor Puyo?I'd need a ton of Fever and a hell of a lot of luck.
Hey Alphonse, I know you're a slave now and all but... was it good for you? nudge nudge snort snortYou're talking about my relationship a walking light socket. I'll let you take a guess. I will admit that afterwards, I felt fantastic.
you need to sit in a chair and think about what you've doneQuote from: "Rozark"To Anyone: What does Smashbro dream of at nightThat creep won't stop sending me love letters. He's kind of creeping me the hell out.
a walking light sockethow would you even last FIVE SECONDS
you need to sit in a chair and think about what you've doneAnd YOU need to get it through your head that I'm not interested!
lying won't help you kill the Doctor any easier
how would you even last FIVE SECONDSIt's very simple: you don't.
what are you a masochist or are you just that stupid
Quote from: "A big teddy bear"So CFI once used a pile of crates as a rocket launcher powered by pure chaos.
What would be the craziest thing you've ever used as a weapon?
...Wait, weren't you the one that made that thing?
What is Alphonse weak to?Considering the amount of gunpowder he keeps on his person, I'm going to have to guess fire would be fairly effective.
Who can climb the fastest?...A bit of an odd question, though I'd put my money on Elena.
ALEXIS, what would happen if you heard a paradoxical statement?I am programmed not to fall for such simple logical flaws.
When the heck are you going to draw any of your characters?I'm not a very good artist. Smash is supposedly drawing them; go bug him.
What does that Fusion Armor even do?Oh, it's handy. I can use the wings on the back to fly around or charge forward at high speeds. It also emits an electromagnetic field that serves as a shield, deflecting energy from attacks.
1. What do you think of GlaDOS, ALEXIS?ALEXIS will think of that as mindpoison, IMO, so you may not get an answer.
What anti-virus software does ALEXIS use to defend itself?ALEXIS is using a secure virus-free OS, I am 99.99999% sure. She needs no anti-virus.
Can you guys speak Japanese?I have been programmed to comprehend and speak in hundreds of languages, some of which have not even been invented yet.
Anywho, what is Alexis weak to?That information is classified.
CF, can you juggle chainsaws? If so, how many?No. Next question!
How much malware does ALEXIS get on a regular basis?
How many CPU viruses can ALEXIS have without bugging out?This information has already been reported earlier in the thread.
What anti-virus software does ALEXIS use to defend itself?That information is classified.
Does Alexis really have a crush on someone she likes?I am perfect. I am above emotion.
I'm going to try to ask this again
why don't you guys kill CF and take over all of his shit
Celeste, would you have a strength change during a lunar eclipse?The position of celestial bodies has a great influence on my magical power, though I am unsure exactly what would occur during a lunar eclipse.
CF, if you could go back in time, what time period would you choose?I'm not sure I'd want to. History is kind of rough no matter where you end up.
You very positive Alexis doesn't have a crush on someone?My design is perfect. I know not why you persist in asking such a pointless question.
Elena, if you had control of an army of clones that looked exactly like you, what would be the first thing you would do with them?Probably take over a few cities. Baby steps, kiddo.
To everyone: What is your opinion on use of profanity?.
why don't you guys kill CF and take over all of his shitYou have no idea how much I'm paying Elena alone not to hurt me.
To All: Waffles or Pancakes...what is your pick?Pancakes. Though I do know a pretty good "recipe" for a sandwich involving waffles...
What is an emotion?An emotion is an inherent flaw in human intelligence that results in unpredictable, illogical behavior.
Did you make/draw/paint your avatar?Yes, I did.
Alexis, if you had control of an army of clones that looked exactly like you, what would be the first thing you would do with them?Destroy all imposters on sight.
Who would you say dances the best?Myself, of course.
Hey, Elena, it's your favorite! Undying Tryndamere! You can smack/slap/attacking in general him with a skillet/whip/warhammer/any weapon in general and he won't die.Goddamnit, how much CC do I have to throw at you before you'll stop killing my team!
Hey Alexis, it's your favorite! Stairs!I fail to see how this could be considered humorous.
Alphonse, are you a lawyer?...Is there a joke here I'm not getting?
To all: You are about to die, what are your last words?You never really have time for last words. I should know.
Who's on first?Exactly.
How demented are the Fusion Five and any associated allies?If my assessment is anything to go by, VERY. Elena being the worst offender.
Hey Alexis, it's your favorite! Stairs!
I fail to see how this could be considered humorous.
My point is that you cannot climb stairs.Whoever gave you this disinformation must be neutralized. I am perfectly capable of climbing stairs.
So uh, what do you guys do for a living?Technically, by trade I'm a software engineer and IT specialist.
Is IT TIME?Buy me a drink first! How rude...
Alright, who killed Kenny?I would say I'm sorry about that, but I'm not.
To CF: Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh?Magic: the Gathering is better.
Which do you prefer, the hadouken, or the kamekamehah?Both abilities have their uses. The Hadouken is great when minimizing collateral damage and conserving energy are priority, though the Kamehameha beats it in terms of sheer power.
To all: What is your nationality?...You know, I've always considered myself a Cutopian, but not that I think of it, I'm not entirely sure. I should get a family tree done...
Cold Fusion, if you had control of an army of clones that looked exactly like you, what would be the first thing you would do with them?Would you conquer the world with them?
Do you think Elena is a "lethal combination"?That goes without saying.
-To all: What would you say your strongest skill is?Fusion Bombs. Gotta love 'em.
-Would you rather serve a ruler for all of your life or be surrounded by your fears/weaknesses for your whole life?Subject Elena's heart rate and breathing are dangerously unstable.
Why am I sick?Because you are.
To all except Alexis: Have any of you ever defeated Air Man?He made a great sparring partner. It's a shame he expired last year...
Have you defeated Sheng Long before?His head made an excellent trophy. Smelled really bad, though, so I threw it out.
Is it a good idea to hit both Ukiyama and Smash with a clock?...I'm not sure.
Does Elena have trouble fighting birds and bats?I usually just brace myself for the hit. The birds and bats do the work themselves.
Does she hunt vampires?Among other things.
Once upon a time, nobody cared. The end.Story of my life.
.. Once upon a time, somebody cared. That person died. The end.
Quote from: "xxkirbysonicxx1"Does Alexis really have a crush on someone she likes?I am perfect. I am above emotion.
Jesus, what's with everyone trying to get into the robot's pants? She's not a sexbot, guys!
can I killkirbysonicservbot
What do you believe is the general Cutopian consensus on the person known as SmashBroPlusB?He's a bit... eccentric.
ALEXIS: Since you are from the future, what would you say the greatest legacy is at that time?That information is classified.
To all except CF: How did you all meet CF?To be honest, I met this guy because someone hired me to kill him. He amused me too much when he cried like a little wuss, though, so I let him live.
So what's with all these people hitting on the girls? =/This thread is an infinite creep generator, apparently.
To Elena: I hate you, a lot, but I am willing to pay you to do some kill of some people, do you accept cash or credit?Cash only. Everything else is too easy to trace.
To Alphonse: What education do you have aside from a BA? (Bad Ass)Honestly, who needs anything else?
To Celeste: Why are you mute?I would prefer not to divulge this information.
ALEXIS: Should I care about your thoughts?I would hope that you heed my warnings. They may save your life.
To CF: How much do you make on a regular biases, it must cost a lot to keep Elena of your back and feed 4 people + one robot.I'd prefer not to give exact numbers, but let's just say I work way too much overtime.
can I kill servbot AND kirbysonicAww, but I wanted that job!
To xCxFx and pals: Who is your favorite and least favorite legend of zelda boss fight?Most of us haven't really played a lot of LoZ, but my personal favotire boss fight is, believe it or not, Aquamentus (http://zeldawiki.org/images/9/97/AquamentusLoZ.png). Probably because nostalgia.
Elena, why don't you kill CF AND steal his moneyDon't give her ideas!
To Cold Fusion: Is it an honour to be a well-known user in this community?I had a little ego trip when I noticed I was the only modder mentioned by screenname on MM8BDM's TvTropes page, but to be honest I don't feel all that special. Especially with powerhouses like Messatsu and Yellow Devil running around.
To Ampere: D- Do you think I am a coward for not asking you any questions before?*guesses a 'yes'*Nah, I think you're a coward for whimpering like a little puppy when I look at you. I still have that picture, by the way.
To ALEXIS: I know you keep a lot of things secret, but can your analysis scan bar codes and special internet link codes?I am capable of identifying and accessing such primitive data encoding, yes.
To Alphonse: Since you are an expert on the revolver, are you able to use other guns like the pistol, shotgun or machine gun?The thing is, most people don't realize how much recoil matters with guns. Especially the bigger ones. I mean, I CAN use them in a pinch, but when I can aim more consistently with my trusty six-shooters, anything else would just be overkill anyway.
ALEXIS: Whenever you say that something is classified, is it that you believe the fact that if we knew, we would change it, or is it that time travel caused an error in your database?Information is classified because it is classified. I am not allowed to disclose it for various reasons, mainly temporal disturbance.
CF: what is your favorite sport?Soccer. Followed very closely by golf.
To all: if you could destroy/kill something or someone, what/who would you choose?If I had a nickel for every time I contemplated dropping a Fusion Bomb on someone's head...
How many dimensional/temporal/spatial anomalies has ALEXIS encountered throughout the period of time that she has been active?That information is classified.
Am I one of those anomalies?Perhaps; I cannot run tests on someone's identity through these letters, sadly.
To All: What is a day in the life of one of you? (except ALEXIS it is probably classified)That would probably take a bit too long to type out.
Sometimes, I question whether or not I should rid myself of one Daniel Oshiro, though I am unsure it is in my best interest.You know what Celeste rhymes with? DISTRESSED. As in how my pride's dealing with this response.
Elena: You have been ordered to go to court for the crimes and misdemeanors that you have performed, and the prosecutor is Godot. What do you do?Same thing I always do: Kill all witnesses and run away laughing.
Alphonse, you're Elena's defense attorney....*gulp*
Get in there.
Alphonse: How fast can you shoot with those revolvers?I can unload both my revolvers in under 2 seconds. I generally don't fire that fast because it throws off my aim quite a bit.
Celeste Alaron: Do you ever fear that you will fail your mission?Fear is natural. I have simply learned to fight through it.
CF: How about that Euro Truck Simulator 2?No.
To EVERYONE: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?...Uh...
Would you rather have the magical abilities of Telekinesis or Conjuration?Conjuration. Being able to call up what you need on a whim would be quite useful.
How do you pronounce "Celeste"?Seh-lehst.
You know what else Celeste rhymes with? MOLEST.That certainly sounds like something you would do, you perverted buffoon. The only reason I put up with you is because I have nowhere else to stay.
Quote from: "LlamaHombre"Who's on first?Exactly.
Nah, I think you're a coward for whimpering like a little puppy when I look at you. I still have that picture, by the way.N-not to argue, b-but I did not. Although... meeting someone like you(in terms of d-demeanour and abilities) will be a very scary thing...
To ALEXIS: Is it considered mind poison when there is technology so advanced it is WAY BEYOND the present? But no magic involved...Technology is not mindpoison. Only mindpoison is mindpoison.
Is your timeline one of those high-tech utopian zones with lots of benefit or is it one of those places with lots of futuristic war and strict leaders and laws?I am unsure what you are trying to ask.
CF, how tired are you?Very.
Does Copy Robot have a weakness?A being capable of mimicking anyone will find itself sharing all of their weaknesses.
How would a class forVery carefully.AlexisCeleste work?
To all what would be your character alignment (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment)?Either Lawful Neutral, Neutral Good, or True Neutral. Not sure which.
Stop whipping me.No.
xCxFx, if you were going to be at high speeds with that Fusion Armor of yours, wouldn't it be best to wear goggles?Usually, my shield takes the bulk of the wind and dust out of the way for me. It might not be a bad idea to get some goggles, though...
How much of a weenie is Elena?The hell?! I'm not a weenie!
The hell?! I'm not a weenie!Elena's reaction in a nutshell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOo9ADdmLOI)
CF: how strong is that shield?Not particularly. It's more of a buffer against environmental hazards than anything.
To Alphonse: For a small fee would you be willing to have your revolvers upgraded?As much as I'd love to have upgrades, I think I like these beauties just the way they are.
To Celeste: Are you employed, if so why not move away from Orshiro? If not, why not move away from Orshiro?I have my reasons, though I wish not to disclose them.
To ALEXIS: Why are you so boring?I do not understand what you are trying to ask...
To Elena: What is your kill to death ratio?Yes to 1.
To CFX: Why do you put up with these people?To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure why.
Is ALEXIS a humanoid robot or a program?I am a fully physical humanoid automaton.
Elena are you allergic to bees?What? No.
What if I shot you with this Spud Launcher right now?I would be hit with a potato.
Does whoever commands ALEXIS even know anything about human nature?Considering my supervisors are human, I would imagine so.
What do you like to use most for writing?My computer. When that's not reasonable, I use whatever else I have on hand. Which generally means a pencil.
Elena. Whip It GoodWhen a good time turns around
To All: What are your opinions on lycanthropy or the unnatural, fictional ability to transform into a werewolf or any other form of wolf?You have no idea how annoying werewolves can get. I have to put silvered rounds in the turrets guarding the mansion to keep the maids from getting kidnapped!
To CF: How strong are you at using logic?Not the best, but I can work my way through most problems.
To Celeste: How good are you at persuasion?Very much so.
To all: What would you say your dream or ambition would be?To be well-known and make great advances in the field of digital construction.
To ALEXIS: How far can you calculate pi?It is a little-known fact that there is, in fact, an end to pi. The full result is, however, classified.
Bang, I shot you with the Spud Launcher.I'd be hit with another potato.
Now what if I shot at you again?
So how much electricity can Elena absorb before it overloads her and possibly kills her? *Spark*You'd be surprised, kid.
CF, how many eggs can you juggle?I can't juggle, so there.
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.Get the flask, obviously
Thy command?
xCxFx: If Elena was shot out of a cannon into space and then gets sucked into a black hole, would she still survive?...I doubt anyone could survive getting thrown into a black hole.
To Alphonse: What cailber bullet does your revolvers shoot, if it is like a .357 you would probably break your wrists firing it with one hand.You'd be surprised. It put a bit of strain on my wrist at first, but I got used to it.
To Elena: What is it like to remove your head?It was a little disorienting at first, but once you get used to it, it's actually pretty handy.
also, do you have daddy issues?...I'd prefer not to answer.
CF, are you going to fry those potatoes?Considering I have no idea where those spuds have been, I'd prefer not to. Or at least to wash them very thoroughly first.
To all: what are your plans when people run out of questions?I'll probably just let this thread die in peace. No use keeping it alive longer than it needs to be.
To all: if you could improve on one skill greatly, but lose all other skills, what would you pick?Either digital construction or magic. Either way, I'd be able to make anything I need to compensate.
To CF: what if the potatoes turned into pumpkins mid-flight?That would probably hurt.
To everyone: What is your favourite substance?There's this beautiful little thing called "Kamikaze (http://shadowrun.chinagreenelvis.com/quickreference/gear.html#kamikaze)..."
You're all in a fist fight with one another(not a fight to the death). No weapons, no superpowers, no abilities whatsoever(even invincibility is not allowed). Only punches, kicks and martial art skills. Who will win?We have a merciless death machine and a literal death machine in the ring. It would probably be a tossup between those two.
What is your culinary skill? If it is good, what is your best dish? Just asking...Not very good. Best thing I can really do is cook pasta. Also, a side note: digitally constructed food is disgusting.
To Cold Fusion: You said this existed because you're bored, so what happens to this if you're going to be occupied for a long time?This is fairly low on my priorities list, to be honest. If something else comes up that needs my attention, this will probably sit idle until that gets done.
To ALEXIS: Are you supposed to be some kind of law enforcer?One of my many functions is enforcement of temporal law.
Are stage magicians mind poison? They just do eye illusions, no real magic involved.Any form of deception and misdirection is considered mindpoison.
Will you be willing to break the robotic law to eliminate mind poison?(a human uses magic and you have to take action, but robotic law #1 states a robot must never harm or injure a human being.)This law is vastly outdated. Termination can be performed by any being, robotic or not.
What if shot you with this Banana Blaster?...It's a banana blaster that shoots ice-cold banana peels. I'll let you take a guess.
Compared to Elena, how much of a weenie is Cold Foosion?Very much so. If I so much as glance at him, he flails and screams like a wimp.
If Elena can remove her headHow about I make you choke on your own stupid hat?
Does that mean that those potatoes you have
can be used to make her a distant relative of Mrs. Potato Head?
To xCxFx: How does it feel to know that you share initials with myself?It gets a little confusing at times, but I've started to figure out how to tell who people are referring to.
To ALEXIS: Why do you suck at answering questions so much? Seriously, 90% of what you are asked is greeted with "404 Response Not Found" or "That Information Is Classified."I apologize. I only answer what I can, and my programming only allows me to determine so much.
...Someone's been masquerading as me and spreading lies again, haven't they...(click to show/hide)
Quote from: "Hilman170499"To ALEXIS: Are you supposed to be some kind of law enforcer?One of my many functions is enforcement of temporal law.
To All: Do you like rain?Eh, my suit doesn't particularly like it, but it's pretty nice.
ALEXIS - [QUERY] What is the meaning of life to you?The meaning of life? To discover all that you can about yourself and the world around you.
Elena - When you brush your hair, is static produced to the point that sparks fly?I've gotten used to it.
To Elena: Why did you dress in well, a school girl dress?It was more for sentimental value than anything, though it did give the advantage of people who didn't know me underestimating the crap out of me. I decided to switch it out for something a bit more intimidating, though.
When you pop your head off, is there skin protecting what would be a hole over your torso and under your head?No. It stings a little, but I've gotten used to it.
To Celeste: Why celestial magic, why not elemental?I receive my power from the cosmos. I am capable of using some elemental magic, though it's significantly easier to use my power for its intended purpose.
To Alphonse: You work at a shooting range, what are your co-workers like?...Y'know, I never thought of that. I should apply for a job there sometime...
Also, where did you get your spell tags?...Spell tags?
Coldy, could you give us all a description of what all of your friends look like?You could, y'know, look at their Cutstuff War profiles. And my avatar.
If Elena refuses to replace her dumb head with those potatoesGo screw a piranha in the mouth.
Can she at least go to Wisconsin?
Are any of you proficient in any martal art?I can't remember what the styles were called off the top of my head, but I do have a couple belts. You have no idea how handy martial arts training can be when your job is to beat people over the head.
What would be your favorite League of Legends champion?Sona, Maven of the Strings. Being a fan of exotic magic, the concept of sound magic intrigues me greatly. ...Though a lot of summoners seem to think I summon her just for her looks...
Do you prefer headphones or earplugs?I believe you mean earbuds. My answer would have to be headphones; earbuds drive my ears crazy and I always end up putting them on backwards.
Elena: How do you build up your electric current? Do you rotate your arms to create a charge or something?
Quote from: "Zerokk"What would be your favorite League of Legends champion?Sona, Maven of the Strings. Being a fan of exotic magic, the concept of sound magic intrigues me greatly. ...Though a lot of summoners seem to think I summon her just for her looks...
I applied to be a Summoner once. I was rejected. Something about "can't risk our magic being abused by someone like her."
I am unsure if I would be capable of summoning, being an artificial being...
I'm not very good at magic in general. I don't think I can summon.
Every champion has their strengths and weaknesses, though I feel a connection to Soraka, the Starchild.
Is CSCC going to be released before the end of this month or next week?
-What's the best and worst 8BDM game mode?Best mode is The Hunted.
Alexis: How fast can you process data?My circuitry was designed to mimic the human brain's. As such, I can process information at about the same speed as a human could.
Alphonse: I haven't seen it here (or I missed it), so I'll ask. What kind of ranged weapons do you have?A pair of Colt Pythons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_Python). Also a deck of cards modified to be used as throwing weapons.
Elena: How do you build up your electric current? Do you rotate your arms to create a charge or something?The same way you generate electricity: I just generate it natu-
when I catch a female Elekid...I hate you.
I'm naming it Miss Ampere
CF: I don't get how Fusion Bombs work. I mean, they explode into smaller units. Isn't that more like de-fusion (or whatever the term is, sue me)?Yeah, they're technically "fission" bombs, but I thought Fusion Bomb sounded cooler.
Celeste: What's your preferred method of transport?I use a special kind of magic that lets me hover several inches above the ground. It has the benefit of making no sound and leaving no trace, allowing me to do my work in secret.
QWE QWE QWE QWE
a true display of skill amirite
Pro support.
I enjoy using Renekton. I should look into jungling with him, though. (If it works.)
.. And no, I don't see you as someone who uses Sona as eyecandy. I used to want Sona for the fact that she had aura/stance support. but after the free week, I got Kassadin instead.
CF are you weak to dust and junk or is this a different concept of you?Metal makes the shield my armor emits act up. Which is really, really annoying. Not to mention painful. The giant metal blocks from Dust Crusher and Junk Shield are no exception.
To all: How was your child hood?...Skip.
To all: How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?I'm going to go with a definite "maybe."
How many confidential documents (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=231656#p231656) do you even have in that drawer, man?!In retrospect, a biometric scan probably isn't the best defense against a changeling breaking into my house.
People normally don't have an unlocked drawer labeled -TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS- in their closet, just so you know.
Also who the heck is this 'Princess Celestia?' I've heard of the name, but not so much about the being. At the very least, those vile equines caused Our Great Kingdom to fall.I wrote that part as a joke. I don't even remember why I wrote that specifically; I think it was after a very brief vacation in Equestria, but I can't recall the exact date. The natural magic of that place is really intriguing; I need to study more about it. A field of magic that causes nature to become fully controlled? I have to know more about this!
CF how would Fusion Bombs that actually fuse work?It would work a little something like the Light Corp. "Black Hole Bomb," most likely.
xCxFx, why did I dream about CSCC last night?Because you're kind of creepy.
Also, besides your own class, what other CSCC class do you like the most?As much as I don't like to play favorites, I'm personally a huge fan of Laggy Blazko.
CF: Would you choose skill over strength?
All: You each get to choose a weapon to fight a giant robotic boss. The choices are a sword, a lance, an axe, a bow, a staff for support, a magical book, and a glass bottle. What would you choose?
To All: What is your favourite movie genera?Action!
Also can I steal more of your confidential documents againI thought I put a password lock on that darn thing! How did you get in there again?!
I'd enjoy a good read
So ElenaHow do you people even live there?! I can't so much as lay down a foundation without having to fight through hordes of the undead. ...And what are those green scaly creatures that keep making massive holes in the walls?!
How did your adventures in Toid (http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=231547#p231547)topia (http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=232161#p232161) go?
I found an XBOX Gamertag with the name "C0ld4usion" while searching the MM10 Time Attack leaderboards once.I will say this right now:
Would that be you, by any chance?
Dear Caleb,
Will you hurry up with reconstruction of that stupid reactor?! Barely a month has passed and I'm still trapped in this wretched land that he calls...
Toidtopia.
The changeling you keep telling us about is a far more dangerous enemy than I thought. He's also so god damn annoying! He has infiltrated my house several times for no apparent reason. This one time, he planted giant mushrooms in my house.
The only construction worker in the city, and he decides to plant mushrooms. In my house.
The. Nerve.
When I 'asked' why he was in my house, he just said 'Yeah.' tried to murder me with that... Blade of Forgiveness, if memory serves right. I attempted to dispatch him, but my whip wasn't by my side at the time, so I had to improvise. I tried reaching for his intestines, but that damned sword was in the way. Eventually he just went and gave up, running out of my house. You have no idea how quickly he can disappear!
I visited the local library in Town Square around dusk for a bit of research. The librarian had a rather sparkling personality, I must say. Too cheery for my taste.
The history of this accursed land involved several clashes with those idiotic changelings. Thankfully Gunther B. Toidenheimer, whoever he was, drove them out of the town for good in around 16XX. However it is still a little suspect that they didn't mount more attacks on the battle-weary Toidtopians. Perhaps this entire place is secretly a changeling nation and not just a former Cutopian colony.
The point is that I am NOT CRAZY and that his kind must be eradicated from the world.
Just remind me to take an expedition to Equestria, I hear they're currently making political reforms...
Signed,
Elena Ampere
P.S.
Could you send some of your workers currently rebuilding your Nuclear Reactor to Toidtopia?
I would appreciate not being harassed every day by that potato-toting madman while I attempt to create my own grand fortress.
Simple question for all of ya folks. (Cold and all his friends). Thoughts on my characters?Dug this up, this never got answer'd. Let's hope it does this time.
SaviorSword (myself) (http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3230&start=78)
Wild Fang (http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3230&start=294)
Stephan Hyden and Nova Strings (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3844&start=156)
Even though I hit my character limit, should I make more for the hell of it?
What is the coolest/most stylish piece of attire/costume/clothing/whatever you ever wore, in your opinion?I'd have to say my summoner's robes. There's just something about flowing robes that makes everything better.
I do declare that Elena is going off the deep end.Sounds about accurate.
Any thoughts?
How would Lego's class work as a flying class?It wouldn't.
Should I get rid of megatypes and prepare to burn my fingers off from all the typing?All you really need to do is delete the file. ...I think.
Is your power strong enough to create a crater?A miniature atomic bomb would probably do some damage, yes.
Do you like kittens?Of course. Who wouldn't?
CF: *whisper* Hey, do you think Elena might eventually turn to the dark side with that attitude?You don't think she has already?
To all: What is your favorite strategy game faction, and why? (Both Real-Time and Turn-Based games applicable, e.g Starcraft, Warcraft, Command & Conquer, Warhammer, Civilization, Alpha Centauri, Total War, Chess, any strategy game, really.)...Do matches in the League of Legends count?
Favorite megaman weapon?Pharaoh Shot. It's an interesting combination of magic and technology that I wish I could see more of.
Elena: Are you afraid of snakes?I'm not some stupid college professor. Snakes are awesome!
Simple question for all of ya folks. (Cold and all his friends). Thoughts on my characters?...Nova looks oddly familiar.
SaviorSword (myself) (http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3230&start=78)
Wild Fang (http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3230&start=294)
Stephan Hyden and Nova Strings (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3844&start=156)
Even though I hit my character limit, should I make more for the hell of it?Sure! It's always cool to meet the people of Cutopia!
Side note: develop cat-themed robot capable of OTGs after completion of Model 223-REM01.Quote from: "Zerokk"Do you like kittens?Of course. Who wouldn't?
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Putting "whisper" in front of your question doesn't mean I can't read it.And you've just broken the fourth wall. Good job, how do you feel?
That's good and all, but the question was regarding your favorite faction. E.g Zerg or Protoss? Scourge or Night Elves? Nod or GDI? Imperial Guard or Tyranids? Aztecs or Vikings? Spartans or Morganites? Black or White? And so on and so forth.Quote from: "Myroc"To all: What is your favorite strategy game faction, and why? (Both Real-Time and Turn-Based games applicable, e.g Starcraft, Warcraft, Command & Conquer, Warhammer, Civilization, Alpha Centauri, Total War, Chess, any strategy game, really.)...Do matches in the League of Legends count?
...I have to admit, I'm a bit of a sucker for Warhammer 40k.
How about a nice game of chess?
I play some turn-based strategy games backstage between shows. Favorite ones would have to be the Super Robot Wars series.
I personally enjoy a variety of strategy games, though my favorite would probably be Warcraft.
How long can you survive in the cold?The Fusion Armor's shield also helps regulate my environment. It's actually incredibly nifty.
How long can you survive in extreme heat?...See above.
To Elena: How do you produce electricity? Is it your brain generates more electrical impulses than most humans or do you have an organ for it like an eel?It's the former.
To Alphonse: What is the most high end club you got kicked out of?Probably the Chaos Theater. Elena still refuses to tell me what exactly happened that night...
To Celeste: You are obviously the strongest one here, why not wipe Elena off of the map again?Elena has a purpose, the details of which I cannot disclose to you.
What's Model 223-REM01 supposed to be?...Sounds interesting. I might pay you guys a visit later to see what you're all up to. Hehe...
-Do you know anyone with multiple personalities?I do, in fact, know a few people with multiple personalities. And it makes me really uneasy when I talk to them.
-How lucky would you say you are?Being "lucky" and "unlucky" is relative and always subject to change. If you want to gamble, you gotta know that rule first.
-What would you call your greatest achievement?My Fusion Armor. So much handy equipment in one easy-to-use package! ...Now if only I could remember how to open it...
To ALEXIS:D. All of the above
You are gifted a CD which contains footage of mindpoison.
What do you do.
A: Blast it to pieces.
B: Blast it to pieces.
C: Blast it to pieces and throw the fragments into lava because yes.
ALEXIS, since you think everything fictional is mindpoision, then riddle me this; since you are a fictional character completely made up by someone, do you consider yourself to be mindpoison (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LogicBomb)?Analysis: subject "Beed" has been infected with mindpoison. Solution: Termination.
...and now I think I'll mosey out of the blast radius right now.
That's good and all, but the question was regarding your favorite faction. E.g Zerg or Protoss? Scourge or Night Elves? Nod or GDI? Imperial Guard or Tyranids? Aztecs or Vikings? Spartans or Morganites? Black or White? And so on and so forth.
When I'm done with that I can skip fixing the bars and colors and release V4Q or do I actually have to fix the bars and colors?I would recommend it, but I guess you could release it if you really don't want to
So what's the latest development at Fusion Labs?Actually, Fusion Labs was recently commissioned to create and replicate an arena for some sort of event. Progress has been slow and we've been having issues with the Digital Construction Projector, but we're hoping to get the project done within the next month or so.
Biological Mimicry Equipment?
To xCxFx: I can't help but feel that you are ignoring my questions. Why is that? :IWe answer questions either as we see them or as we come up with good responses for them. Keep in mind this is more for the sake of keeping other people and, partially, myself entertained.
Elena: So did your masters enjoy their little race? (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2040&start=12390#p234621)...What.
A little too many questions, don't you think?Yes.
What the heck is your house?I live in an apartment in Agorix City. Not exactly the nicest place, but it's better than the street corner.
Do you live in the Fusion Labs building?
What are your opinions on that Clyde von Belmont fellow over at Capital Science?He deserves a one-way trip to the loony bin.
ALEXIS, what forms of fiction DON'T you consider "mindpoison"?All erroneous information is mindpoison.
CF: Want help opening that package?Don't worry, I think I got it.
To all: Can I rub your feet?...What.
To Elena: How often do you get your whip tangled.All the time. Thankfully, magnetizing the whip helps it uncoil itself.
To Celeste: Are you proficient in weapon or any non magic based fighting?I am, unfortunately, not very skilled at non-magical combat. Someone with a sufficient amount of counter-magic would be able to easily best me.
To Alphonse: What is with the cowboy getup?It's my costume for my Wild West show. It's really comfortable, so I wear it pretty much everywhere.
To ALEXIS: Isn't religion a mind poison? If so religion is a set of beliefs, therefore is the mind poison belief mind poison?Belief in the clarity of mind is not mindpoison. You are clearly infected.
Is there a possibility those other people who came here some time ago were your future selves?Analysis of the temporal signature indicates that no one in this room would have been present.
Alphonse is Elena's punching bag, isn't he.A pretty accurate summary, yeah.
To Alphonse : Have you tried guns with bullets containing chemicals that render the victims sleepy and induce weakness?Huh, that's actually a pretty good idea.