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Gaming => Mega Man Discussion => Topic started by: Watzup7856 on July 03, 2013, 02:10:18 AM

Title: Megaman Joke Topic
Post by: Watzup7856 on July 03, 2013, 02:10:18 AM
What's Obama's 2 favorite robot masters?

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HUE

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Post by: Ceridran on July 03, 2013, 02:11:36 AM
Airman has many fans.
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Post by: Magikarp on July 03, 2013, 04:51:38 AM
dustman sucks, airman blows, and chillman is a pretty cool guy
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Post by: Beed28 on July 03, 2013, 06:48:33 AM
Mega Man managed to get Guts Man fired from his job by using the Fire Storm on him.
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Post by: Rozark on July 03, 2013, 07:04:08 AM
"So I heard this is BaRockman Obama's second term of presidency.."

"Snake?
Snake?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEMAN!"
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Post by: Watzup7856 on July 03, 2013, 07:20:15 AM
What's Needleman's favorite place to hide?

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Why does Tenguman prefer the number 2?

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What did Megaman say to Bass after he started a band?

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Post by: Rozark on July 03, 2013, 07:38:34 AM
"Reggae: My Body is Ready"

"Uh oh, it looks like we're in Treble now.."
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Post by: Tengu on July 03, 2013, 03:06:27 PM
Quote from: "Watzup7856"
Why does Tenguman prefer the number 2?

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Oh that was just bad. But I must say I am amused.
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Post by: Gumballtoid on July 03, 2013, 05:14:46 PM
Needle Man finally made his point to the other Robot Masters. Nobody had ever believed he was the sharpest of his brothers, but after poking around with his fighting styles, he proved he was able to pin down Mega Man effortlessly.

Wood Man just wants everyone to leaf him alone until he can find the root of his problems. He said it was treemendous and he couldn't have any interference. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's a bit of a sap, but I wooden know.

Ice Man has always thought Fire Man needed to chill. There was snow need for any of his "flames of justice" business. When Fire Man had claimed Ice Man was evil, he didn't think it was very ice. In fact, he found it to be pretty cold.
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Post by: Ceridran on July 03, 2013, 05:23:00 PM
Use the turbo/nitro, man!
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Post by: Beed28 on July 03, 2013, 08:57:13 PM
Two powerful alien forces encountered each other in outer space. One of them challenged the other to a Duo.
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Post by: Laggy Blazko on July 03, 2013, 11:55:51 PM
Someone find a joke that's not a pun, please. ._.
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Post by: Ceridran on July 04, 2013, 12:16:47 AM
It's just impossible to make one without a pun in it.

We can't deny that Iceman is the coolest guy in the world, you know.
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Post by: Beed28 on July 04, 2013, 07:01:49 AM
"So there's this guy claiming to be the king of the Sniper Joes."
"No way! He must be joking, right?"
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Post by: The Killer Nacho on July 04, 2013, 06:40:20 PM
That... was actually pretty funny and above pun level.  :lol:
I'll fix that:
Just got off Light's Saxton Hale. Someone had Astro Crush from Eddie, died using it, and I picked it up and died. The same thing was happening to Gravity Hold. They kept getting passed around and the Hale died. I had to type "That CRUSHING defeat was OUT OF THIS WORLD!" It was so punny that nobody cared about the GRAVITY of the situation.
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Post by: BiscuitSlash on July 04, 2013, 09:25:51 PM
Dr. Wily, Sigma and Dr. Weil walk into a bar. Unlike the others, Sigma doesn't receive any concussions due to the impact.
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on July 05, 2013, 05:20:59 PM
In a crowded bar full of MM3 Robot Masters, someone yells, "What's your horoscope?!?".

"It's Gemini, man!".

Sorry for the Pun.....k.
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Post by: -FiniteZero- on July 05, 2013, 05:25:53 PM
Blaze Woman walks into a bar.

Inside the bar, Magma Man takes one look at her and says "Dude, she's hot!"

(...Meh.)
Hey! You don't like it, you don't have to read it.
(Boo.)
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Post by: Beed28 on July 06, 2013, 05:40:21 PM
Cut Man doesn't have to worry about queues because he always cuts in line.
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on July 06, 2013, 09:28:15 PM
And the lord said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...man".
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Post by: Shade Guy on July 07, 2013, 12:52:37 PM
In attempt to understand human recreation, Mega Man went to the beach to learn about surfing. A surfer pointed out to the water and said to him, "ride the wave, man."

Mega Man was last seen tying up a water-themed MM5 robot master and carrying him to the water.
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on July 12, 2013, 02:24:25 PM
Splash Woman's shattering of the Robot Master glass ceiling in MM9 was devastating to Glass Man.
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Post by: Gumballtoid on July 12, 2013, 04:03:45 PM
Recent rumors have suggested that Plug Man goes shopping at the outlet mall.
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Post by: The Killer Nacho on July 12, 2013, 04:57:42 PM
Bubbleman (to Burstman): "So, I heard they replaced me with someone that shoots explosive, flying versions of my weapon."

Burstman: "It's true. Don't mean to burst your bubble, man."
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on July 16, 2013, 03:55:08 PM
Quote from: "Gumballtoid"
Recent rumors have suggested that Plug Man goes shopping at the outlet mall.

Oh my god. That's a keeper.
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Post by: Ceridran on July 16, 2013, 04:01:11 PM
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Post by: Geno on July 18, 2013, 02:12:14 AM
I was gonna do a joke about Hardman's name, but they're so overused, and I think it'd be HARDLY fair for you guys to listen to another piece of JUNK joke that is like rotten WOOD.

(Terrible, I know)
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Post by: -FiniteZero- on July 18, 2013, 02:15:48 AM
What's Top Man's favorite sports video game?

Top Spin, of course.
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Post by: Mr. Sean Nelson on July 22, 2013, 02:06:55 PM
I always knew Split Mushroom was a Fungi (fun guy).
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Post by: Colonel ServBot on July 22, 2013, 07:32:37 PM
Quote from: "Rozark"
BaRockman Obama

BaRockMan Obama versus Mitt Wily.

I had to. I just... had too....

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Post by: tsukiyomaru0 on July 23, 2013, 12:23:39 AM
It's Barock Obaman
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Post by: Azure Sky on July 23, 2013, 04:14:00 AM
Megaman teleports into Astroman's boss room for a rematch. After Megaman switches to his Homing Sniper weapon, Astroman announces "Ooh, I remember that weapon. It was a pain in my Astro Crush."
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Post by: -FiniteZero- on August 14, 2013, 05:46:08 PM
The Game Gear Mega Man game.

...Wait, wrong kind of joke.
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Post by: <geminibro> on August 16, 2013, 02:06:09 PM
Elecman: So, i heard Cutman is no longer allowed to be in lines anymore:

Gutsman: Why is that?

Elecman: Because he always CUTS in line! Get it?
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Post by: Spec on August 18, 2013, 01:06:06 AM
(AWFUL PUN INCOMING!)
"Screw this game! I need something very quick... *Gasp* A Turbo controller!"
20 Years later...
"Got some Nitro in Need for Speed now..."
(Sorry if i'm mentioning another game.)
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Post by: *Alice on September 07, 2013, 10:21:15 PM
Why was Phoneman rejected from Mega Man 6?
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Post by: Beed28 on September 07, 2013, 10:36:51 PM
Is anyone else wondering why Stone Man was renamed from Rock Man when Mega Man 5 was being developed?

:lol:
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Post by: Ceridran on September 07, 2013, 10:57:55 PM
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Post by: tsukiyomaru0 on September 08, 2013, 03:22:58 AM
Potman had a splitting headache caused by a mushroom.
Pot backwards is ___, and play Mega Man X4 to understand about the mushroom.
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Post by: Laggy Blazko on September 08, 2013, 07:11:12 AM
Quote from: "Ceridran"
One time, Topman walked into a bar, and took a seat. He began to listen to two people sitting together in conversation.

One of the people asked the other: "So.. What kind of weapon you got?"

The second person said in response: "I have a laser."

The first one responded: "So do I! I have a laser! Let's drink an E-Tank on that!"

So they had an E-Tank.

The first one later said: "What do you specialize in?"

The second one responded, saying: "I specialized in defeating a "boy in blue and cyan." "

The first one said in response: "Huh? Me too! I ALSO specialized in defeating a boy in blue and cyan! Let's drink an E-Tank on that!"

So they had another E-Tank.

The first one later said: "Where were you born and raised"

The second one went and responded: "I was born and raised in Dr. Wily's Lab."

The first one then said: ".. What?! Me too! I ALSO was born and raised in Dr. Wily's Lab! Let's drink an E-Tank on that!"

So they drank an E-Tank.

Topman was just confused by then, so he asked the bartender, Burstman, what was going on.

Burstman said: "Oh, it's just Geminiman, and he's drunk again."

I think this is the only funny post I've seen in this thread!