And so, most people voted for Chocolate Asscheeks. Proudly, he stepped out of his house and went to go personally thank everyone who voted for him in town hall. But as he went there, he slowly become shorter and shorter. The pair of Asscheeks quickly realized that he was melting fast. Before he could go back into his house it was too late, Chocolate became a melted messy pair of Asscheeks.
You are: Chocolate Asscheeks
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You are a very sweet and delicious pair of Asscheeks, although not very durable
Passive ability: You melt when out in the sun too long
Even after such a tragic event, the tourney must go on
today's matchup is:
ROASTED ASSCHEEKS VS VINEGARED ASSCHEEKS
Sorry i haven't posted in awhile, i've had some personal problems lately and got really unmotivated to do this
LAST MATCH TO DETERMINE WHO GOES ON IN THE FINALS IS:
CINNAMON ASSCHEEKS VS GRILLED ASSCHEEKS