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Title: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on July 21, 2013, 12:59:36 AM

Title explains it all, go ahead, talk about your weird dreams.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on July 21, 2013, 02:10:37 AM

One time I dreamt that I was either in Hitler or M.Bison's Slavery Fortress. (Or Hitlerbison, I don't know.) Supposedly, I myself, was captured along with 5-7 other guys, and our bodies were transformed when caught. Then one of them, who I think was colored red, proceeded to fly through 50+ televisions in the area, destroying all of them with rage.

I forgot what happened afterwards.

augh bug don't buzz in my ear how did you get in there I've been wearing headphones

Title: tits & acid
Post by: Red on July 21, 2013, 02:14:58 AM

one time I had a dream and I was Utsuho Reiuji

I even had the cape and the wings and all that stuff

it was so rad

I wish I could remember more of it

Title: I really should stop sleeping so late
Post by: Captain Barlowe on July 21, 2013, 02:34:49 AM

I had a dream where I was either playing or watching a Sonic Game turned into a musical. I don't even know.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: LlamaHombre on July 21, 2013, 02:36:10 AM

I had a dream psychologically explaining my hatred towards Mega Man 2 once.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: ZeStopper on July 21, 2013, 02:36:51 AM

I had a dream where I though I was Batman and I had to stop some weird ugly d00d and his sister from eating everyone......ugh.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: -FiniteZero- on July 21, 2013, 02:57:14 AM

I had a dream involving hetting shot in the head by the Joker. It wasn't really scary or bad or anything, just... There.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: DarkAura on July 21, 2013, 03:10:34 AM

Quote from: "DarkAura"

A dream that felt so real.

I dreamt that I was living my normal life when I felt an irritation in my eyes. I walked over the the hallway mirror and saw that I has some sort of snake eyes. Looking closer, I realized it wasn't snake eyes...

(click to show/hide)

They were open wounds right on the the side of my eyeballs. As if someone jabbed a small knife about an inch into the side of both of them.

Though, I'd immediately wake up from the shock of seeing such a thing, the tiredness was too overwhelming for me. I simply switched over to a different dream. When I awoke this morning, the first thing I did was go back to the hallway mirror and see that my eyes were perfectly fine.

This was all after playing Minecraft for nearly six hours straight until four in the morning and actually experiencing a numb mind for the first time.

They are st!ll l!es Not really since this was from about a year ago

Title: 11:11 PM. Ha.
Post by: Gumballtoid on July 21, 2013, 03:11:36 AM

I had a dream I was being chased by a really short dinosaur thing and I had kept punching it in the eyes and nose and then shoving it over so I could get away from it.

It wasn't really frightening, it was more hilarious.

Title: side note - make this a map eventually
Post by: Hallan Parva on July 21, 2013, 06:03:58 AM

oh screw me sideways here we go again (http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=105194#p105194)

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on July 21, 2013, 05:59:00 PM

I had a very weird and hilarious dream, last night. Let me begin.

I was on the Toadstuff Forum (I'm not sure it exists, but it was in the dream), trolling with Kapus, and we were trolling a member called "zigzagGOON", and we were making lulzy comebacks like "Wow, you're really a GOON, go back to Airstuff" and stuff like that. zigzagGOON was whining, until a couple of more Toadstuff members took zigzagGOON's side, until ToadManEdward came in and banned everyone on the forum, including himself.

It was weird, indeed

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Jatea on July 21, 2013, 10:26:28 PM

So I don't even have it written down anywhere
Most of my dreams are spontaneous and have a small chance of happening every time I sleep before 2 AM

but there's this one dream that I still remember from a few weeks ago

Everyone's favorite person, Mr. Wint (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2442), was hosting a competition in some brown/grey/green cylindrical map
it was some sort of 'Who can fall in the pit the most?' competition
and presumably the cylinder was the pit

There was a lot of people attending and probably competing
But then a giant monster emerged from the cylinder pit
and it ate almost everyone

It was a tragic event
and then Cold Foosion (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1453) walked on over and asked me to help him continue the event in memory of Mr. Wint and all of our fellow fallen Cutopians

The map was a blender of Doom/Quake-style things with 8BDM skins
and it all felt scripted like a cutscene (but then again all of my dreams are like that)


Yeah I don't know what the fuck happened then
I'll probably post back here when something more outrageous happens

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on July 21, 2013, 10:31:43 PM

If you can remember what the giant monster looked like, you should draw it.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on July 21, 2013, 11:22:48 PM

Quote from: "Zerokk"

If you can remember what the giant monster looked like, you should draw it.

I agree.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Russel on July 22, 2013, 06:24:46 AM

So I dreamed I was trying to burn some kind of trading card. I can remember what it was to or anything...but I remember it had some kind of character and stats that appeared to be based on a fighting game. After it had burned, I picked up the shriveled thing up and held it between my thumb and middle finger in the approximate middle. As of this point, the card had been extinguished. I held it there for a moment and I felt warmth emanating from it. I looked down and saw it burning again, but in reverse. I then noticed there was some kind of key code on it. Yeah. Don't pay attention to the fact that the card is on fire again. Not only that, but the fire is creating material on the card. I, for some reason entered this key code on...some program...and some kind of virus on the computer activated. I stopped understanding everything at that point and tried to remove the virus...but the OS was...something that didn't resemble anything I recognized...not Mac, nor Linux, Ubuntu, or Windows. I was confused when I saw that there were just user profiles and sub profiles that were hidden away but I could still access for some reason. Either way, this is the point when I awoke...knowing well and good that the computer I was wrestling with was the one my family uses (which is Windows XP, by the way.)

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Jatea on July 22, 2013, 04:22:23 PM

Quote from: "Zerokk"

If you can remember what the giant monster looked like, you should draw it.

I'm certain that it was just a generic giant blob with a face

Almost like this

(click to show/hide)

(http://i.imgur.com/VioPruW.png)
but not quite

But anyways, I had some other dream

Someone apparently found a piece of my Biological Mimicry Equipment because a Bubbles (from Powerpuff Girls) was beating up another Bubbles
Then a villain (forgot who) took my car
and then I walked down the street (I don't even think it exists; it's not a street that I recognized) and I went into some building

then later (hard cut) I was in some sort of forest by a lake, playing with some sort of Shrek trading cards
and then Gingy kept getting ran over by a boulder over and over again
It was pretty funny

and then it was revealed that all of that was a game
It was almost like Shrek 2 for PS2 and other 6th gen consoles, except not really
Then I asked GBT (he was apparently there too) if we could play the Shrek game between my 3DS and his DS
because Steam Trading Cards had worked their way into other consoles and we wanted some more cards for whatever reason

then poof
it was over

My dreams just feel really scripted and they also have hard cuts on a regular basis
At the part about Bubbles beating herself up, the camera was fixated in the air
and so was the camera when Gingy was getting run over by a boulder (Top-down view)

yeah

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on July 22, 2013, 04:38:27 PM

Quote from: "A big teddy bear"

Then a villain (forgot who) took my car

Obviously, this guy.

(click to show/hide)

Anyway, I think I dreamt about being woken up?

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Galactan on July 22, 2013, 04:57:48 PM

I had a dream last night where I was being pursued by Metal Sonic (who was apparently angry with me over something).  He suddenly disappeared and reappeared in front of me, causing me to run into him and get stabbed by his nose.  Then he punched me and I fell through the floor.  It's a bit blurry after that, but there was something about people doing the worm, and Metal Sonic blowing up several buildings.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: New_Female on July 23, 2013, 11:37:58 AM

I was Roll ._.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on July 23, 2013, 03:08:03 PM

I also remember having a dream 4/5 weeks ago similar to Gumballtoid's dream about the short dinosaur thing chasing him, but for me, i was being chased by a Parasect with bouncy eye stalks and a disco ball instead of a mushroom. And i was also in a temple with flipbook animations of people squatting, and they were also in hieroglyphs too. And i also vividly remember the Yoshi's Island Mini Boss theme playing in the background.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: SaviorSword on July 23, 2013, 11:44:17 PM

My most recent weird dream was about pizza flavor'd yogurt. The rest of the story was a blur, but yea... why and how did I come up with that?

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on July 25, 2013, 02:56:24 PM

I'd totally get Pizza Flavored yogurt. Let me start a petition to make that real...

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Tengu on July 27, 2013, 03:46:42 PM

So uh yeah, last night I had a dream that GBT was at my house for some reason (my old house that I don't live in anymore) and we were outside. Then we saw some dude wearing a Shrek costume across the street and started laughing uncontrollably hard.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: -FiniteZero- on July 27, 2013, 04:04:52 PM

Something involving a waterpark, elevators, and nighttime.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Blaze Yeager on July 27, 2013, 05:13:16 PM

I remember a dream where I kept seeing Tengu get hurt by various Shrek characters.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on July 27, 2013, 06:44:30 PM

I remember having a dream where i was banned from a forum, and i had to answer these weird, fruitless questions to get me unbanned.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on August 01, 2013, 03:54:04 PM

*poke poke*

Sorry that i bumped this fine day, but i do recall another weird dream!

I was playing Doom 2 on my Laptop, and i was playing one of the early betas, and the map that i was playing on was MAP01, it had some major changes, too. The opening part was a bit like Hangar, the halls with the ZZTEK(?) were a bit wider and was a T-Shape. And on the left side, there was a Storage area. The right side, it's well, the normal. I don't remember the rest, though.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Metallix on August 06, 2013, 05:54:01 PM

I've had my fair share.

One of the weirdest in recent memory stemmed from a Megaman RP I was in awhile back, in which Star Man was a magnificent bastard with... well, let's say he wasn't unlike a rapist in some ways... you would really have to read through the RP for yourself to understand how much of an epic bastard he was. His player was rather brilliant at making "Andromeda" rather dreadful, and after a while, other people started commenting that they'd been having... "Andy dreams".

My dream in particular involved my mother buying herself a new Android tablet and naming it... wait for it... "Andy". Yep.

Despite my protests and somehow knowing that saying "Andy" too many times would summon the real thing, she sat down and was somehow playing TF2 on her new tablet, saying how much she loved "Andy" over and over. Eventually, there was a knock from inside our closet, and when I stupidly opened it, there he was in all his disturbing, bastardized glory. Then I woke up.

When I described it the next day, I mistakenly used the phrase "came out of the closet".

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Galactan on August 07, 2013, 02:21:03 PM

Last night I had a rather long dream where there was this parade in a futuristic city and some guy was selling jerk chicken from a little stand on the side of the road.  Well, he was the only source of food so he made millions of dollars.  Then I ducked inside of a building which had this platform elevator that went really fast upwards and really slow downwards.  As we went up it passed through the ceiling and I was outside in the middle of a virtual paintball field.  There was some crazy monster flying around and it shot lasers and stuff.  I climbed on top of it and the dream ended.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on August 07, 2013, 02:31:03 PM

I forgot to post this dream I don't know how long ago.

Apparently I was in "Cosplay Castle House Land" and sometimes there were a bunch of screwy areas. I was cosplaying as a genderswapped Ringman for whatever reason I would do that. Now, I don't know much of the dream, but there's a part where I come across a computer, log onto a really small, old forum I used to go to, (note, it doesn't exist.) see that I have 3 PMs that I don't know what they had and read them. I then went over to Cutstuff and saw that someone necrobumped a thread in the WWW Board that contained a link to that very forum by the host of the forum.

Yeah, I only remember pieces and parts of that dream and tried to put it together.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Jatea on August 10, 2013, 04:25:10 PM

Ok so there's this multi-part dream that I should have posted over a week ago
and I only remember it because
1) I wrote it down
and
2) I had a draft saved here

I.
So, I was getting on the school bus, except that it was in a different location from where my shuttle stop normally is. My mom drove me through the highway and the bus was just stopped on the highway. I think we were the only 2 vehicles, and it didn't look like a morning, but it looked like a cloudy night. My mom got on the bus for some reason, and I think the bus was also empty except for the driver. We went onwards for a while and then the dream cut out, restarting again, but this time my mom skipped the bus and drove me straight to the school.
The school itself was a mixture of my middle school and this other middle school out in Ohio that we visited for a science olympiad competition; the entrance was all the Ohio school but the rest of the school was presumably my school
But when I turned right from the auditorium spot, in place of the wall that should be there, there was a giant hallway. I think that I might have dreamed this up in a dream before this megadream happened. I think that I got warped out to some missile silo that might be in a place in the school, where someone was announcing things and playing old cartoons (black & white) while I listened in on my headset.
II.
Then the dream just turned into Shadowrun meets Star Fox meets maybe Animal Farm (except not really)
note: we're all anthropomorphic animals
I forgot what animal or color we were (we were split up into teams by animal & color), but we were. The setting was in some sort of rundown hotel-type place, although it's in good condition for the most part. I was discussing things with my crew of 3, I think, and they decide to go outside to do something, so we go up to a bathroom place, and they open the window and jump out, but then a frog-thing leaped in at the last minute and ran through the hotel. One of my teammates berated the other for not closing the window fast enough, so the teammate asked me to catch that frog. I followed after her, but then as I caught up to her, she holds me at gunpoint with some weird sciencey gun, until she just offers me the gun and welcomes me to her alliance with a freshly-sealed tomato (I think that we were all fighting to secure fresh produce, I don't fucking know?). Then a little while later, one of my teammates runs down the hallway chasing after some other guy. Even later, everyone went to the lobby-type place, where things were announced and someone showed off 3 purple tomato-like plants. Cheering happened.
III.
Even more later, and this might be tied to the previous part, we (as either Cutopians or Sonic Characters, I think it may have been a mixture of both) were held up by all the robot masters ever while we (I think it was just a ragtag bunch) were in some sort of enclosed courtyard. Robot Masters were not physical, they were just represented by icons. Some of the rebels may have brute-forced their way through, but I and two others had decided to hop on the robot masters and jump through a building's window. We happened to break into a part-store part-mall, and there was synthetic pizza on a counter, made by a presumably fictional company whose name I can't remember. I wanted some, but then the 2 rebels that I went with told me to get a move on, so I didn't get some. Everyone grouped outside, and then we selected a 'stage' (like sonic stage select) and went onward. Some of the places we went through included a nondescript college, the city, and a forest reserve-type place. The nature place was easily the weirdest of the bunch because of realistic new strange animals like a green flamingo monkey and all sorts of hideous insect larvae. It was easily the worst part of the dream because there was so much realism like if I had stumbled into a bad creepypasta; there were all sorts of disembodied heads, parts of animals, organs, bees, and giant maggots. We made a turn from all that shit and we saw a chasm where a beehive, a tree-hopping bear, and a giant snake were ready to jump down on us. Everyone got the hell out of there, with Gumball (with his CS War-analogue appearance) telling me that I have a hat (I was my real me in my green clothing; he meant my jacket's hood) and I should use it because of impending bees. We got out of there and back into the city because nature is haunting.
IV.
Even MORE later, the dream just turned into Paper Mario, with Mario all alone going into some sort of wintry abandoned military-type base at night. There was some sort of story going on where someone, maybe Luigi, was going to die if Mario didn't come to rescue him. Mario went on ahead, where he faced a few basic X-Nauts.

Then the dream just stopped because I woke up.



Then I had a dream just today.
It's also fragmented, but not as heavily as the last one.
It's also more grounded in reality.

I.
Apparently, it was Cold Foosion's birthday and he was talking to me on Skype about stuff, about something really nice that he wanted, but I forgot what it was. He wanted something, though.
II.
This part was basically Memory Lane for me, as I went down a place where there was an unorthodox mall that I have never seen before in my life. It was unorthodox because it was pretty weirdly organized, like me. I saw some of my old friends as I went through the mall. There was even a run-down auto repair shop nearby, although it was in a part of the region that looked like a flea market.
I think that the dream just ended in the auto repair shop.


What the fuck do I even dream about

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on August 11, 2013, 04:47:16 PM

So I was tired earlier on and went back to bed for a while. In the dream, v3b was released, and I went into the Wave Man map and saw it was Yellow Devil's entry, and it was exactly the same as the one in the competition map pack, with no changes to weapons or textures. I then looked at the map selection in the Skirmish menu, and saw that all of the competition maps were included as a "bonus" of sort. I then went over to the real Wave Man map, MM5WAV, and opened it, and sure enough, it was my map from the competition...

Using Spring Man textures. WITH THE MUSIC FROM KORBY'S SPRING MAN COMPETITION MAP.

And further more, the center island was jumping up and down like crazy, almost like Jelly World from Chaos Generator. The rest of the map seemed stable.

And then in the same dream, I saw some sort of capsule that can seat two people, that was run by some sort of guy who resembled Pharaoh Man. I can't remember much of that, though, except that this capsule was located beside my local swimming pool (?!) and that it was heading off into space and into the SUN. Yeah, that's right, the sun. And I forgot to bring anything on board, like the 3DS.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on August 11, 2013, 06:46:05 PM

Well, i had a weird dream, featuring.... Stardroids!

For some reason, i was Pluto, destroying some warehouse, complaining that nobody cares about me, and that my orbit was too far away and all that. The rest of the stardroids were trying to stop me for my own good, i think i remember trying to hurt them, i did proceed to hurt some of them, but i don't remember.

Then, i was near this bridge leading to inside a school, the stardroids formed a tight ring around me, Terra was holding me down for some reason, probably for a punishment for destroying the warehouse or hurting my peers. I think he was trying to extend my orbit farther, the last words that i remember hearing was "One centimeter....".

Then i woke up.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: ZeStopper on August 11, 2013, 07:36:14 PM

Quote from: "<geminibro>"

Well, i had a weird dream, featuring.... Stardroids!

For some reason, i was Pluto, destroying some warehouse, complaining that nobody cares about me, and that my orbit was too far away and all that. The rest of the stardroids were trying to stop me for my own good, i think i remember trying to hurt them, i did proceed to hurt some of them, but i don't remember.

Then, i was near this bridge leading to inside a school, the stardroids formed a tight ring around me, Terra was holding me down for some reason, probably for a punishment for destroying the warehouse or hurting my peers. I think he was trying to extend my orbit farther, the last words that i remember hearing was "One centimeter....".

Then i woke up.

The prophecy has been told!
The Stardroids cannot wait any longer!
The Megaman V expansion must be made!
ThePlayer must stop starting sentences with "The"!

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on August 11, 2013, 08:09:10 PM

Quote from: "ThePlayer"

Quote from: "<geminibro>"

Well, i had a weird dream, featuring.... Stardroids!

For some reason, i was Pluto, destroying some warehouse, complaining that nobody cares about me, and that my orbit was too far away and all that. The rest of the stardroids were trying to stop me for my own good, i think i remember trying to hurt them, i did proceed to hurt some of them, but i don't remember.

Then, i was near this bridge leading to inside a school, the stardroids formed a tight ring around me, Terra was holding me down for some reason, probably for a punishment for destroying the warehouse or hurting my peers. I think he was trying to extend my orbit farther, the last words that i remember hearing was "One centimeter....".

Then i woke up.

The prophecy has been told!
The Stardroids cannot wait any longer!
The Megaman V expansion must be made!
ThePlayer must stop starting sentences with "The"!

It's true.

SOON

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Darkus4223 on August 12, 2013, 05:59:11 AM

Quote from: "<geminibro>"

Quote from: "ThePlayer"

Quote from: "<geminibro>"

Well, i had a weird dream, featuring.... Stardroids!

For some reason, i was Pluto, destroying some warehouse, complaining that nobody cares about me, and that my orbit was too far away and all that. The rest of the stardroids were trying to stop me for my own good, i think i remember trying to hurt them, i did proceed to hurt some of them, but i don't remember.

Then, i was near this bridge leading to inside a school, the stardroids formed a tight ring around me, Terra was holding me down for some reason, probably for a punishment for destroying the warehouse or hurting my peers. I think he was trying to extend my orbit farther, the last words that i remember hearing was "One centimeter....".

Then i woke up.

The prophecy has been told!
The Stardroids cannot wait any longer!
The Megaman V expansion must be made!
ThePlayer must stop starting sentences with "The"!

It's true.

SOON

(click to show/hide)

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/576/075/974.gif)

my weirdest dream, MLP cross Kuso miso... oh god why...

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on August 16, 2013, 11:30:58 AM

I just dremt of DuckTales Remastered (I bought the game, just haven't played it yet), where it forced you to play the Amazon stage first as part of a tutorial, and then there was an Easy Mode but then it warned that going into Easy Mode would make all the voices squeaky-pitched and cutscenes unskippable as punishment. I think it would also make the final stage inaccessable or something like that.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: WheelieCarbonate on August 16, 2013, 12:04:41 PM

i once had an extremely weird dream where;

my mother moved away to live in a 26 year-old man's garage with a 1960's dodge mustang where she would fill the garage to the ceiling with board games and then sell it all in yard sales for one cent each, and eventually became a millionare.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on August 16, 2013, 12:54:26 PM

Quote from: "Beed28"

I just dremt of DuckTales Remastered (I bought the game, just haven't played it yet), where it forced you to play the Amazon stage first as part of a tutorial, and then there was an Easy Mode but then it warned that going into Easy Mode would make all the voices squeaky-pitched and cutscenes unskippable as punishment. I think it would also make the final stage inaccessable or something like that.

Beed, you really need to play on normal mode for once.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on August 16, 2013, 04:09:09 PM

Well, i should think some fat clowns should stop pestering me.

I was in one of my friends garage, with my best friend, Chase. We were playing some weird card game on the floor. It was similar to Go Fish, but instead of your friend giving you a card, you had to pick one up from the floor. The goal was; i think to get the most cards. For some reason, i just stood up and opened the garage door, Chase was just staring at me with a blank expression and dropped his deck of cards. I went to see what Chase was looking at; it was just a fat clown on a Harley Davidson, and he had a gang of fat clowns similar to him. The one on the Harley Davidson had a high-pitched, squeaky voice and he just blurted out: "When will your favorite planet save you now?" And just drove off, and his gang followed.

Then the dream cut to some hilltop, and Chase was there, we were trading some kind of pokemon ripoff cards, and the Fat Clown and his gang appeared again, and just blurted out again: "When will your favorite planet save you now?". And one of his gang member said, with a deep voice: "Jose, when will we chase these twerps, and apparently, "Jose" just drove off after us, and for me and Chase, we had some superpower; which is teleporting. Chase teleported back to the garage, and i teleported to this really small room, and i found myself tied to a chair, and do you know who was standing infront of me, do you?

Pluto; my favorite Stardroid. Pluto sounded like Martin Burke, and he said: "I tied you to this chair for your own good." And he just went to a shelf to get a roll of duct tape, and he said: "I will lick you, but first; i will put this adhesive on your trap." And he just put the duct tape on my mouth and started licking my cheek, for some reason, it felt really good and put me into a trance, this lasted for a good 13 minutes until i woke up.

Yeah, i remembered this dream REALLY well.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: squidgy617 on August 19, 2013, 07:02:08 AM

Had a weird dream a few nights ago. My brother got up and left the door to my room open, so I could hear him and my sister and her friend all talking in the other room. I fell back asleep while I could hear them, and in my dream, I woke up to my brother being way too loud and I went to yell at him to be quiet, then I went back to bed, only to wake up again, this time in real life.

It was very strange and very confusing. I had a hard time believing it was a dream, honestly.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Jatea on August 19, 2013, 05:00:55 PM

This dream was also probably multi-part but I only remember this one bit where I was with my dad and probably Smash & Cold Foosion
we were at some sort of flea-market type place and my dad bought peanuts

the end


Yeah that's all I remember
Just peanuts

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on August 19, 2013, 05:21:59 PM

One time I had a dream that I got the Valiance gun in Spiral Knights.

More recently I had a dream about TF2 that I got a Spy misc in a drop, it seemed like some kind of sweater, but I already have a Spy misc that was colored purple so I was slightly upset.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: doofusroad on August 19, 2013, 08:34:22 PM

I had a dream where I recruited everyone in every work of fiction to stop Chuck Norris.

I also had a dream where The Chosen One (from Animator VS Animation) was wrecking havoc on Earth.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on August 31, 2013, 02:08:15 PM

so this dream was really strange

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Uh, I think I was in Animal Crossing. No games in specific. I was on a little tiny island that'd support 9 players on it, all shoved onto it. I was fishing.

.. All of a sudden, the camera begins to pan over torwards a big firefly with butterfly wings by somebody's house, but in the day.

And even more sudden, after that, COLOSSAL UNDEAD DINOSAURS RAMPAGE OVER THE VILLAGE! The houses just collapsed and all.

And then I was at a stucture some distance away from the village that I apparently helped the guy who was with me, to build it in the past. He said it was changed since the last time, and the expected blocky spiral staircase was instead a bumpy slide of all things. There was some sort of underground hideout.

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Yeah, that's about it.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Thunderono on August 31, 2013, 03:34:53 PM

So last night I had one continous dream.

It started off with me finally getting to play the Battlefield 4 Beta, only to be forced to go to a family get-together.  During this event, some jet came by and bombed a nearby house.  It then proceeded to drop timebombs on the house I was in.  I ran for the room I'd left my 3DS in, only for it to have fallen through the floor.  Going downstairs, I discovered that the mangled remains of my 3DS had been turned into some kind of jelly-like substance.  When we got back home, my father revealed that we would be moving that same day.  By boat.  For some odd reason, Llama came with us.  During the trip, our boat passed through the Paracel Storm map from Battlefield 4.  Then we got to our new house, the realization of how drastically my life had changed hit me, and I cried for a while.  Llama vanished when we had got there.  And then I woke up, and I was really confused.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on August 31, 2013, 07:38:15 PM

I kinda remember having a recocurring dream about "Battletoads 2" for the NES. I don't remember much about it but, Level 1 was some sort of mothership where you had to fight limulus aliens and giant annelids. And also, i remember the boss of the stage, but it's really hard to remember what it looked like. I also remember one of it's attacks; which is firing these electrified spheres at you in a spreading pattern.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Metallix on September 04, 2013, 05:14:40 PM

So I have two to share. Bear with, these were vivid and I may go long with them. They are also kind of... uh... cracky. I'm not sure exactly what I ate to warrant such dreams.

(click to show/hide)

First dream: We (my family and I) lived in a post-apocalyptic world, where the earth had been devastated by an unknown event that caused the crust to crack open in ways it really shouldn't and forced a hell of a lot of magma up to the surface. We lived in a refugee camp of some kind in a makeshift wooden structure that looked exactly like our house. Our two-story/basement/five-bedroom house. Somehow it worked. There were also apparently grasslands nearby with all kinds of African animals... and multicolored bears. I don't know.

But the camp was full of little shacks and such populated by people that I knew, including people that I seemed to know in the dream, but actually don't IRL. Weird.

So we were frantically packing everything up all of a sudden, because apparently a lava flow was heading our way and the ground was becoming unstable. I noticed a herd of zebras or something nearby, and started talking to a freind about how the animals know when a disaster is coming and how they migrate.

Suddenly, my view changes to a cinematic montage of stampeding herds of elephants and lions and whatnot, and then the ground splits open in glorious flaming explodyness. I am suddenly riding a large, rainbow-colored bear alongside a small monkey, fleeing from the stampede, which is fleeing from the lava.

... Yeah. I have no idea what happened to everyone else.

(click to show/hide)

Dream #2 was a bit more sensical and cool in my opinion.

In the dream, there was a large metropolitan shopping center near where we lived. It was on the cutting edge of technology, with transport pods and restraunts with waiter robots and a really damn awesome monorail thing. It was lit up like Tokyo, with a bit of both Western and Eastern architecture in various places. It was pretty freaking awesome... but then there were Daleks.

Yes, Daleks. A butt-ton of Daleks and evil robots everywhere. They did their thing and started exterminating everything in sight, but no one could escape because of some kind of lockdown procedure that the center automatically used to defend itself. Me and a few of my friends were there, and managed to escape with my cat, who was also inexplicably there with us. Probably shopping for kitty sweaters.

Once we got out, we ran back toward my house, when something triggered the entire fucking place to explode in a glorious fireball of death. All around, there was debris falling and people screaming. People were actually getting splattered by huge chunks of debris that were thrown from the blast... and it was pretty damn gory.

Happy, happy, happy. :shock:

After the explosion and things settled down (with no sign of the Daleks, of course), we started searching for survivors in the rubble. It was literally a bloody mess. Bodies and robot heads everywhere, people crying and freaking the hell out. I go back into one part of the city that had some kind of card-holographic gaming arena (like... Yu-Gi-Oh or some shit), and amazingly, it was still intact. I was then challenged by some weird dude in a cloak to a match of some unnamable game that I apparently was really good at.

The game involved inserting chips with different characters (Robot Masters, creatures, anime things) into a board and watching them beat the living hell out of each other. I have no idea what this had to do with anything that happened before this, but I apparently won using Centaur Man and a kappa-thing. Which was somehow impressive.

So yeah. I don't know.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on September 04, 2013, 05:26:31 PM

Decided to repost these from the Toad Day thread because why not:

Quote from: "Beed28"

That reminds me of a nightmare back when I was very little. I was in my bedroom (which I shared with my two brothers) in my old house, sitting on my lower bunk bed when all of a sudden the scene froze, and this red screaming creature thing suddenly flew straight out of a wall and into my face (like something being zoomed in on). What happened next was some sort of epileptic light show (like when you die in Zelda II) and then I woke up.

Quote from: "Beed28"

I would like to point out that this was a very long time ago (from the 90's, in that area)so... ...the "red screaming creature thing" looked more like a NES sprite, to be honest.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: DarkAura on October 07, 2013, 01:06:46 AM

I don't exactly know what to call it other than an alternate ending to that Disney-animated version of Alice in Wonderland.

Instead of being chased into awakening as the original did, Alice stated to the Queen of Hearts that all the impossible events that happened in her being in Wonderland are all superstition: card soldiers, talking doorknobs, injestibles that alter one's size, unbirthdays, those singing flowers, and even the White Rabbit. By simply saying such a thing, her surroundings started to twitch, as if she was in a simulation. Everyone in the courtroom grew in shock as they now realize that Alice knew Wonderland's weakness: like any imaginary world, it lives on the belief that such a world exists. By stating that such things in Wonderland and that said world are imaginary, it's existance as a whole started to teeter beween life and "un"life.

The Queen explains to Alice that she is the only person who believes in the existance of Wonderland ever since her childhood. How the entirety of Wonderland was in danger ever since her parents tried to shape her personality into one that was more formal and elegant. Unless she believes in Wonderland, there won't be anymore heads to off, no more "unbirthday" tea parties, no more planar kingdom to rule. Alice agreed that such a thing would be sad to lose forever, but she could care less. All she did in Wonderland was delve deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole, only out of curiosity of what the White Rabbit's purpose was. She thought that Wonderland was just a dream that molded itself to make it seem more like a nightmare at every step she took. And how they toyed with her emotions as she reaches her breaking point and desire to awaken back to the human world despite the lack of knowledge that Wonderland was a world created by a dream.

Alice exclaimed to everyone that, because of the negative actions that the denizens of Wonderland portrayed to her, that she'd rather forget it's existance and leave despite the consequence. The people tried to stop her from leaving, but Alice would not comply as she darted for the exit. As she stated her last goodbye, she disappeared into the woods, leaving everyone breaking down into tears as they await their entry into inexistance. Alice continued down the forst path until she came upon it's edge. Beyond it was nothing, but a purple night sky. "Dive into reality." was written on a sign near the path's end. Alice followed the written action and stood at the edge with her back towards the abyss. She spread her arms outward. Then fell backwards.

Falling...falling...into the darkness below. She looked upward by where she descended only to see that Wonderland's forme was that of a floating island. Near what seemed to be the end, the last thing she saw was the island disintegrating and dispersing into the endless sky. With the physical memory of Wonderland now gone forever, Alice closed her eyes and awaited into awakening.

And then the regular epilogue plays where her mother approaces the sleeping Alice and Dinah and calls her out of her slumber to excort back home.




What makes it more ominous, is that I had this dream a day or two before I suicided off of Smashbro's Mafia. I was driven by more than the lack of faith, but not the first I was driven by a dream.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: VGS2 on October 07, 2013, 11:17:15 PM

Literally just ten minutes ago I had a dream where I owned a private beach in my backyard, for some reason, and then large mitten crabs started invading and wanting to get near to me for some reason (they couldn't reach me if I stood on something).

And after I ran into the house, my mum told me not to be such a wuss and started letting one of the buggers eat her food, which it scooped up into its mouth really rapidly. Then it nuzzled up to my mum and chomped her hand with some giant fangs.

Guys, what's going on, I don't

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on October 23, 2013, 07:35:22 AM

I just dreamed about a Castlevania: Symphony of the Night mod for Hexen.

The MIDI music rips sounded awful.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Geno on October 27, 2013, 08:36:34 PM

Weird dreams? You want weird dreams?

Pretty much EVERY dream I have could be considered weird.

Like one dream was about how I was kidnapped by someone who was preforming SCIENCE, and the only way I was able to get out was to go through a seemingly endless set of challenges based on memories of things I've seen.

Nonetheless, it is not fun being chased through a black void by a huge Fun is Infinite Sonic.

Another one was having to walk though an area filled with bootleg games. It may sound pretty stupid, but those things can really freak me out sometimes. (BONUS THING: When I say to my parents that I want the GB Mega Man games, I make sure to show pictures and explain that there are only 5 of them. I do NOT want to end up obtaining a "Rockman VIII")

One was a fight against all the MM8 bosses (I magically gained Mega Man's abilities there)

And another, weird one; I was thrown into a fight against the main character at one point of a webcomic I accidentally read (The only thing I will say about it is that now that I read it, I think have a pretty good grasp on the definition of "fanservice")

I said weird, because if by chance you actually know what webcomic AND what scene I'm talking about, you can tell why I specified it as weird.

By the way, I said endless because every time I have the dream, I never EVER get to the end. There's also a few different ones each time.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: ZeStopper on October 27, 2013, 08:38:27 PM

Quote from: "Geno"

Pretty much EVERY dream I have could be considered weird.

Damn gurl,

You got problems.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Jatea on October 27, 2013, 08:42:18 PM

So I still can't exactly remember what went on
And I can't remember whether it was all part of the same dream or not (because I wake up sometimes and then go back to sleep)

but anyways

so it was me with my regular school buddies
Except we were in some other school
and it looked more magical like Hogwarts or something
and uh the classes were weirder and that's all I can remember

and the next part involved me gruesomely murdering people
with blades
one of them was a switchneedle (instead of a knife blade, a medical injection needle thing popped out)
and after a while it got to a point where I just decided to stop killing
like I held the switchneedle up to this guy and then I just walked off

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: ZeStopper on October 27, 2013, 08:45:57 PM

I remember that in one dream a teacher tried to kill me because of my red sweats I was wearing.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Geno on October 27, 2013, 08:53:40 PM

Quote from: "ZeStopper"

Quote from: "Geno"

Pretty much EVERY dream I have could be considered weird.

Damn gurl,

You got problems.

At least I never get into an "OH god, I can't tell if this is a dream or not!" situation. My dreams are too surreal for those situations to ever happen.
Anyway, I'd rather have it explained as me having a rather huge imagination, instead of me having problems.

Another dream, was for some reason, SCIENTISTS developed some sort of funky robot armour for people to use.

And the armours were modeled after Robot Masters for some reason.

I distinctly remember (for some reason) me and my two friends were too slow getting them, and there were three left. All three based on a certain insect themed RM. My two friends ended up getting Hornet Man and Sting Man armour. I ended up with (gee, guess what?) Honey Woman armour.
So we started making bee jokes, most centered around the phrase "the bee's knees".

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Russel on October 27, 2013, 09:48:40 PM

Last night, I had a dream that someone hacked my computer...but it was in the type of environment gave them the option to spy on everything I did...it's hard for me to describe it...but...it seemed like they literally had full control over my entire life and not just some machine I have in my desk.

That person was revealed to be a friend of mine that I am working with in my internship.
I...have no idea what my life is doing anymore.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Deviddo on October 28, 2013, 07:54:20 AM

I frequently have dreams of being someone else entirely, right?  In this specific dream, which happened quite a long time ago, I dreamt I was some guy who was a social butterfly--or something.  You know what, maybe I was dreaming about myself, not too sure.  Anyway, I suppose I was taking a bus trip with the rest of my school to this mountainside resort, or it might have been the school and the dorms themselves, not too sure.  The point being, as soon as we got there something really weird happened as early as the first day.

As soon as I left my dorm and came back, my roommate was replaced by a marble-ish, stone-ish statue of himself.  I thought that was weird and went to go report it to one of the staff--that my roommate just sort of up and disappeared--and the staff within their respective areas has the same issue--turned to stone.

Overtime, the police arrived--for some reason--and when I told them what had happened, they didn't believe me, and suspected that since I was virtually the only one left, with no one else seeming to be around, that I had been behind this as some sort of kidnapping.  I ended up bolting for the woods in the mountain, heading down the path, and they gave pursuit.  I ran for minutes upon minutes before losing my footing and stumbling and slamming straight into a cabin, with which the police held me at gunpoint.  I stood up and raised my hands before my head, but no long before one of them suddenly turned into that stoney texture I mentioned earlier.  His buddy started freaking out and I asking if he believed me now, which he didn't, instead calling me a monster and getting ready to fire at me.

Luckily, he turned to stone as well.  But I didn't celebrate or anything, because if they were turning to stone, whatever it was was nearby.  Two students had come into the cabin some time later after I stopped freaking out and panicking, apparently they believed me and wondered if I was okay and whatnot.  We started walking back through the woods and I voiced my thoughts aloud wondering what class they were with, as I didn't recognize their uniforms and such.  They claimed to have been on one of the earlier buses and for some reason I was still suspicious.  I asked them why it was they believed me and weren't turned to stone themselves, they said they didn't see me as the type to pull off something like this, and that they figured they were just lucky.

I stopped walking and inquired further, telling them that in this situation, it'd be normal to not believe me unless the others knew something--I immediately retracted my statement as just wanting to know what was going on and hoping they knew something, because I was scared.  They  stopped for a few moments without saying anything.  I got closer to ask if maybe I had offended them, and if I did, I was sorry.  They flipped around, with horrific expressions on my face, saying that they indeed were hurt, seeing as how I had forgotten everything about them.

The thing is, I had never seen these two my entire life.

They stated their plans, which were apparently to turn everyone up here to stone using their ability, and just sort of keep me here with them and live uh, happily for the rest of our lives.  This doesn't need saying, but I was incredibly unnerved now.

Again, I bolted down the woods, this time keeping my footing.  When I looked behind me however, they were catching up fast with some sort of superhuman speed and I could barely piece together what was going on as I didn't believe in this superhuman crap.  Eventually they tackled and pinned me to the ground and said that if I refused to just happily live with them up there, they were sure a stone version of me wouldn't mind.

Their eyes shone once again.


I woke up in my bed after the dream wondering what in the world triggered that.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Jman on October 28, 2013, 12:37:08 PM

A few nights back, I dreamt that I went back home for the holidays and got my job back at the supermarket. I remember going back through training and everything, but that's when the dream quickly fell apart. Captain Olimar then came along and interrupted everything with his spaceship, and warned everybody that the manager stole a precious meteorite, and was not to be trusted. We found said meteorite, only for it to be molten hot to the touch. Then Ox Ford from soul eater came along and zapped someone in the butt with "lightning king". I then woke up, wondering wtf just happened, then realized I overslept.

Also, a weird tendency I noticed in my dreams. I noticed that if I get into a fight with somebody, my dreams force me to lose. Even if I knock them out, mortally wound them, or even kill them, they'll get right back up, regenerate, or just ignore my hits entirely. One guy even magically transformed into a dragon after I knocked him out in a pointless fist fight.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on October 28, 2013, 11:21:32 PM

Last night, I dreamt of a level editor for Jill of the Jungle, an old platformer for DOS which I haven't touched in a long, long time. :shock: What makes this even more weird is that said game didn't have a public level editor like ZZT (another DOS game made by the same developers) did.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Tengu on November 06, 2013, 06:51:30 PM

Last night I had a dream that I went to jail for cutting in line at a McDonalds. When I got put in my cell, there was a 7 foot tall hairy dude with blue skin sitting next to me and I said "Hi who are you?" And they said

"My name is Stardroid Venus."

I then woke up with a bloody nose. I am thoroughly creeped out.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: *Alice on November 09, 2013, 07:46:29 AM

I had a weird dream last night.
Unfortunately the sort of kind of funny in a weird way strange part of it isn't exactly suitable for being posted too openly.

Let' just say that having a former classmate that you haven't seen for two years and never really were friends with suddenly appear in one of your dreams is kind of weird.
Hanging around with her and suddenly some video game character that I am using as my avatar invading (like, really. The way she suddenly appeared is just really really something that can only be described as invading) is just ... WHY.
... but the weirdest thing are the circumstances inside the dream. Everything is sort of 99% normal until one part.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: doofusroad on November 12, 2013, 12:55:12 PM

I had a rather odd one last night.

So, I decided to sit down and watch two Powerpuff Girls episodes.

It seemed normal at first, until I saw the intro.

The intro was a parody of the Simpsons intro! I even saw Maggie and Grandpa Simpson in it!

It got even crazier. The bad guys of the first episode were Kamek and Bowser from Super Mario Bros and the second's evildoers were none other than the Pokemon anime's Team Rocket!

And then I woke up.


Bummer.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Azure Sky on November 14, 2013, 05:12:34 AM

I had a dream that I found a puppy in a cardboard box alone in the cold. I decided to pick him up and take him home with me but after about an "hour" of caring for him and playing with him, the guy that originally owned the puppy barged into my house and challenged me to a samurai duel for stealing his puppy (since apparently he left a sign next to the cardboard box the puppy was in that read "Be back in 30".) I ended up slicing the guy's arm off and then impaling him and living happily ever after with the puppy.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: -FiniteZero- on November 18, 2013, 01:52:19 PM

I had this dream about the end of the world... from the perspective of some guy who doesn't even notice.

First, he's walking to the supermarket while texting on his phone, with HUGE tidal waves in the background, then when he's there there's an earthquake, and when he finally walks out to go home, an airplane crashes.

At this point I wake up. This was the tail end of my dreaming period, but I don't remember anything that came before it.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: doofusroad on November 27, 2013, 03:32:49 PM

Last night I had a dream. It was fuzzy, as the only things I remember were things like a sprite sequel of the Kirby Anime, a bonus mode in WarioWare: Twisted, and some show that had a part about delivering something and a part that had Patrick Star (from spongebob) being chased by an angry mob.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on November 27, 2013, 03:42:51 PM

Oh right this was like nights ago and this is the only thing I remember..

There was something about an Escourier Knight, whatever that is. Not Esquire. Escourier.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: BlackLusterKoon on November 27, 2013, 11:09:44 PM

I've had a couple of weird dreams. The best one I ever had was one where I was driving with my sister. It all started when my sister, my mother, and I stopped at a gas station and my mom got out of the car. All of a sudden, the car started moving and next thing I know we left my mom at the gas station and we were driving on the New Jersey Turnpike! Weird part was that nobody was in the driver's seat. So, either my sister was controlling the car with mind control, my sister was controlling the car with her legs, or there was an invisible person in the front seat. The other weird part was that my sister was smoking (which she doesn't) in the car. She had a pack of gold Marlboro's and a purple Tinker Bell lighter. It was a really fun dream and I want to have it again! ^_^

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Galactan on November 28, 2013, 12:41:46 AM

I recently had a dream where I was subjected to torture from the six Bohrok-Kal.  I died after Nuhvok-Kal crushed me into a pancake.  The weird part is that I hadn't really thought about Bionicle in a couple of years.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on November 28, 2013, 02:01:07 AM

Quote from: "Waruigi"

I recently had a dream where I was subjected to torture from the six Bohrok-Kal.  I died after Nuhvok-Kal crushed me into a pancake.  The weird part is that I hadn't really thought about Bionicle in a couple of years.

(click to show/hide)

you just got owned son

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Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Dr. Crasger on November 30, 2013, 01:09:05 PM

I had a dream that the secrets of the Universe and Nature were in this audio recording, narrated by a soothing and strange voice. And then, I had a flashback. Most of what happened in that flashback was strange as it showed me living somewhere else, and having a sister. Some old kook apparently got the sister, and proclaimed that she was the second coming of Christ.

I often get lost in my dreams, in a strange building that resembles your average office, store, school, etc. But they often have distortions and anomalies. Which gets me lost all the time. Rarely with a group of people. Often on my own.

I forgot how I came across the audio recording, most of that dream I remember vaguely.
But as time passed, I forgot more and more parts of that dream.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Laggy Blazko on December 03, 2013, 03:46:12 PM

I had a dream where the Zandronum forums were a restaurant and a theatre.
Next to a cementery.
In the middle of nowhere.
And everytime someone is banned he/she/it is actually killed.

Title: Sorry for the bump.
Post by: Beed28 on January 01, 2014, 03:05:05 PM

Okay, I had a really weird dream last night. I'll try and recall what I remember.

In the first part of the dream (or second, I can't remember which way round), I was looking around YouTube, and discovered someone did a playthrough of Minecraft using my Jelly World shader I created for the GLSL Shaders mod. The playthrough was... interesting. The world he was playing through was "linear", as in a strip of land with a massive void on either side. And then the game switched to a 2D perspective as he went down into a tunnel, and here's where I lost it; he started flying as if he was in Creative Mode and then, as he left the tunnel into a void, he started fighting a boss that looked like it came from a 2D shoot-em-up game like Gradius or R-Type!!! Even better, the characters weren't wobbling anymore, as my shader even made the mobs and players wobble in mid-air.

And then in the other part, I was at a friend's house, and I discovered a secret passage somewhere upstairs that led to an elevator that went down into some sort of underground tomb place. We went through the tomb, trying to keep out of sight of the whale that guarded the place(!). We reached the end of the tomb and ended up outside, and then we noticed Akuma walking out of the tomb from the exit we came out of, who then went up and gave me a hug(!!!). :shock: :shock: :shock:

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Dr. Crasger on January 02, 2014, 04:36:01 AM

I had a really REALLY weird dream recently.
I was gonna ride a bus, but there was no more space. So I just stood in front of the entrance, but then it started to move. I clung onto the roof of the bus, and for the rest of the kind of long trip, I was clinging on for dear life to the bus, trying not to fall off. When the bus finally stopped, the driver called me to talk to him.

He looked strange and monstrous, he was rather small. His eyes were small and beady, quite weird and unrealistic. His face was covered in boils and was rashy and red. He told me not to do that again.
That's where the dream ends.

There's a message here, I know it

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: SaviorSword on January 04, 2014, 01:33:09 AM

I usually post my dreams on Facebook. I remember recordin' yar dreams somewhere is useful for folks that would like to lucid dream. Somethin' along those lines. Here's a few:


More dreams! Yay! I was on some space travelin' adventure in search of the perfect gummy bears. I somehow end'd up in a shop on another planet. I look'd for the best strawberry flavor, ones without sugar that'll break my teeth, and other facts here and there.

Had a dream where I accidentally sleep over on my sister Gameboy Advance SP and broke it. I then was able to play a Gen 5 Pokemon game on a Gameboy Color. Though mess'd up, it was also 8-bit but somewhat playable. At first, I couldn't tell if my dream was real or not. Maybe it's because when yar dreamin' (not lucid) it's hard to distinguish dreams from reality.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Geno on January 04, 2014, 02:11:33 AM

So I watched The Hobbit part 2 a day ago.

And the night after, I had a weird dream, where an evil dragon who was totally not Smaug attacked me where I was most vulnerable.

In my Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past game.  :roll:
Although it was some weird LTTP and ALBW hybrid. The game looked like LTTP, but Link could go into walls, and stuff.

The overworld was completely different from anything I've ever seen as well.

Anyway, this bloody great dragon basically is flying around Hyrule, the Dark World, Lorule, what have you, and he's trying to kill Link.

The dream was odd though. I WAS Link, but the perspective/'graphics' were still like the original game.

When I woke up, I wondered what the hell the snack people put in my popcorn to give me that sort of dream. But then, I remembered that almost all my dreams are weird.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: -FiniteZero- on January 30, 2014, 03:48:00 PM

I had a bizarre dream last night (Well, duh. Otherwise, why would I be talking about it here?) where I had this punk-looking girlfriend and we were going out on a date around town. Though I'm pretty sure I myself was a girl, too.

The next part of the dream, involved... a daycare? I don't know. I was talking about said date, but there was this giant plastic sheet in the middle of the room, in a circle that made it look like a very fat tube. Some kid kept slashing it, and I kept stopping the kid afterwards. The thing in the middle seemed to be a projector, showing images from the date. This part of the dream repeated itself two or three times, though it played out differently each time.

The third and final part, I dreamt about some sort of Spider-Man cartoon making fun of the idea that Spider-Man himself is making a huge mess of the city by leaving webbing everywhere.

...Well, at least the first part was oddly pleasant.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Dr. Crasger on January 31, 2014, 12:21:19 AM

I think that dream has something to do with your avatar.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: coolcat7022 on January 31, 2014, 01:04:22 AM

Quote from: "Dr. Crasger"

I think that dream has something to do with your avatar.

Nice one, Crasg.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: -FiniteZero- on January 31, 2014, 02:47:02 AM

Actually, they're both tied to one thing (namely, I'm a bit of a yuri fan).

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: doofusroad on January 31, 2014, 01:12:26 PM

I just dreamed that I watched a PPG episode where Blossom and Bubbles got pregnant. And Buttercup was replaced by AoSTH Sonic.

And then I appeared back when Pokemon Diamond & Pearl were all the rage. At one point I tried to get someone to pinch me, because I thought something bad was going to happen.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Dr. Crasger on February 01, 2014, 01:25:29 AM

Quote from: "-FiniteZero-"

Actually, they're both tied to one thing (namely, I'm a bit of a yuri fan).

Ah... I see.

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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg)

Tell me more about your experience with lesbians...

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on April 14, 2014, 01:43:13 PM

I barely remember what happened here

So one day Skype decided to take a gray and dark blue/purple theme, so I ran fullscreen and headed onto a chat. Not much going on but some smash bros discussion.

Suddenly though everything warps into a different dimension and the first thing we see is Mewtwo cutting through our faces with a katana, and then everything goes back to reality. No cue "mewtwo does a thing" because after that happened everything people typed turns into gibberish, skype then shuts down altogether, we can't relaunch it.

That's all I remember.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on April 17, 2014, 08:57:50 PM

Well, time to revive this.

Last night, i had a dream where there was a tornado, and i was thrown around inside it.

That's all i remember.

Title: I must be invisible.
Post by: Ceridran on April 17, 2014, 10:16:41 PM

That's barely considered a revive. I made a post 3 days ago.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on May 02, 2014, 01:24:10 PM

Here's a copypasta!

Quote

So last night, i had a weird dream about Stardroids, and restraining for some reason.

I don't remember most of it, but i remember being in a automobile heading toward a pole, and after the impact, i found myself on a ladder. And boy, i was angry.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on May 03, 2014, 06:20:58 PM

While I was taking time off, I had a strange dream involving MM8BDMv4.

While I noticed the new MM&B maps, I noticed strange filler maps had taken up the MAP02-MAP32 slots. Most of them were of a single room, with several character props at one end of the room. I also noticed some changes to the MM8 maps, although I can't quite recall.

The part I remember the most was King. On the stage select screen in Dr. Light's lab, the maps and bosses were titled. At the very end, past the Evil Robot and the following MM&B maps, was King's mugshot for his boss battle. But then there was a second mugshot of him after the first one. This mugshot of King was similar to the first, but this one had a different, greyish neck, and was titled as "King Second Form".

I don't know if "King Second Form" was referring to Jet King Robo (http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Jet_King_Robo), or what it was. I don't remember him being purple in the dream.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Korby on May 03, 2014, 08:05:00 PM

King has a neck?

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Sora on May 03, 2014, 09:00:56 PM

Can't believe this entire thread has no mention of this game (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNjmIxkh1gA).

Also most of my dreams involve me missing deadlines for schoolwork and things on fire.  Occasionally some weird representation of CS people (usually Kapus or Korby) would show up but that hasn't happened for a while.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: -FiniteZero- on May 13, 2014, 02:42:37 PM

Well, as usual, I had several dreams, but the one I remember right now is where I was playing the new version of MM8BDM, as Dynamo Man and on Dynamo Man's stage. What was weird was that there were sections of the stage where it suddenly shifted from FPS to Gameboy-style 2D platformer for some reason.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Dr. Crasger on May 14, 2014, 03:22:31 AM

Quote from: "Sora"

Can't believe this entire thread has no mention of this game (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNjmIxkh1gA).

Well, now it does.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: MrGameGuyUltra on May 21, 2014, 07:28:23 PM

I had a dream were a Robot Dinosaur goes to a ice hockey place and steps on a family of people splattering there guts and blood everywhere.
My mind hates me sometimes.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: -FiniteZero- on May 25, 2014, 03:29:57 PM

Well that was a weird dream.

The first part was of something like Castle Wolfenstein 3D? But with people to talk to and stuff. Next thing I know, I'm in some sort of playground that that looks like a MM8BDM level, with parts that have purple swirls coming out of the ground that will damage the space-time continuum if too many people are there. I get into a fight with some kid I remember from Jr. High, and next thing I know, I'm on another MM8BDM map, controlling both myself and some sort of bird that can use Lightnig Bolt and Elec Man's alt from Justified Classes as I fight against some gal I also remember from Jr. High. I didn't like either of these people, by the by. The former was a jerk, the latter more so. Anyways, she used Copy Vision, and next thing I know, I'm in some sort of Tron canyon, and I fly/fall into a pit that has Super Adaptor and I think either Tengu Blade or Mirror Buster, I'm not sure which. I collect the former, and now I'm falling through caves, with small spikes in the walls though those spikes don't hurt me. I finally fall into a chamber that has two heads in it, one of them looking like the traditional "God" face. The other one turns into a spider that attacks me, and I use Lightnig Bolt against it several times before it turns into something else (not sure what) that has a black and yellow text balloon that says "Happy Mother's Day!"

Then I wake up.

So, that was about on par with my usual dreams.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Megaman94 on May 31, 2014, 02:21:55 AM

I had a dream that I was having a deathmatch in a grocery store and SmashTheEchidna fragged me and I fell into a tower of canned food and I knocked them over. The owner comes over to me and yells at me for playing around in his store and he makes me re stack the cans. (I think I have been playing too much MM8BDM .-. )

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on June 30, 2014, 12:49:01 PM

Apologies for the bump.

Last night, I had a dream where I was playing a game that somewhat resembled Viscera Cleanup Detail. I went onto some sort of big ship floating high in the sky, and went through the place cleaning up the mess. The path seemed oddly linear, and eventually I reached a large chamber with one wall having several columns of pipes with several large holes in each of them. I then found several Pokémon dolls, or toys, or whatever (they were Pokémon because I remember seeing Jigglypuff among them) and I could fit them into a larger hole in the wall, in which each Pokémon would get sucked in and fill one of the holes in each of the pipes.

Here's where everything went downhill. After all the holes in the pipes were filled in, the Pokémon started exploding and sending electrical shocks all throughout the pipes, triggering the ship's self-destruct mechanism. I high tailed it back through the ship, grabbing my two bags along the way; one was big and one was smaller, and back to the deck (or wing, it was on the side of the ship) where my craft was. I left my bigger bag in the entrance and headed to the craft with the smaller bag first, since they had the keys to it, and opened the trunk to put the bag in. Just as I was heading back to collect my larger bag, I heard my brother's voice count down from five, after which a huge explosion erupted from a part of the ship. I decided to just abandon my bag for my safety and head to the craft, and started it up.

It turns out I didn't know how to fly the thing.

I was able to make the craft jump around a bit, but then I jumped off the edge of the wing. I screamed as I plummeted very fast with the craft to the ground way below, and then as we violently impact the ground, everything turns solid white as my whole body suddenly becomes numb, and my hearing becomes overloaded with what sounded like the Mega Man death sound effect. That was the point where I woke up, my body still feeling numb for a few minutes while I was lying there on my bed.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: *Alice on July 05, 2014, 12:56:30 PM

Happened like half an hour ago:
I ... I dreamt of spending a whole day with a specific person from this community.
Someone I don't even have any idea of how they look like.
And it was probably one of the greatest dreams I ever had, even if some things were strange.
I just ... really feel a little uncomfortable about the fact that it's someone from here appearing in ... a dream of mine, in person.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Dr. Crasger on July 05, 2014, 03:15:02 PM

I've had quite a few of these recently.

I.

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There was a bus that took me and a couple friends around the city the whole day. We then find ourselves nowhere; in front of a large orange gate at night. The driver was clueless and we walked for miles back.

There was a bunch of fish I was carrying in a plastic bag that died in the bus because they popped the plastic bag trying to escape. We explored a female scientist and her friend's laboratory and partied on the roof with some friends and acquaintances. I then find out she owned the fish.

Then I woke up then promptly got back to my slumber.

This would segue me into another dream before waking up for the day.

I witnessed a nude girl being beaten up in a hotel restroom by two unidentified criminals. She seemed to be unconscious as they put her body in a box. I opened the box and she wasn't dead, but alive. Rather glad to see me, as if she knew me personally. I was then taken away by the two criminals down an elevator shaft.

The perspective changes and I find myself as a 2D retro platformer character trying to jump to a platform in the shaft.

II.

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Me and a few family members, including some friends were riding a bus, and just going everywhere. To the top of a tall building, even. Exploring the city.

We stopped for gas, I escaped the bus to go somewhere else, next thing I remember, I'm with my friends walking, to nowhere. The gravity then shifts and I fall sideward into a small inn.

I can recall them holding onto a truck and trying to catch me.

In that small inn, everything was white; no TV, no nothing. Nothing but a closet, a bathroom, a table and a lamp. I get out of the hotel to find that my folks are waiting to pick me up outside in their car.

III.

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I get dragged into the mall by my mother, we were going to do errands.

I remember the taxi-ride going there vividly, we were having a discussion and I was staring out the window, the buildings were all colorful and they kept overlapping each other and it was this weird, surreal landscape; yet it felt normal.

We go do our chores and finish them.

Me and my mother then find ourselves at a rather long line for the ATM in a steel-gray building holding the groceries while my mother gets something from her purse. I look at the rather long line to the ATM and I could hear a girl behind me ask "am I beautiful?" or somethin' of that nature.

I turn around and say "yeah, you're beautiful".

We hit it off in a rather blunt way and leave my mother waiting on that long ATM line. Boy did she look pissed. The girl and I then exit the mall.

We find ourselves in Dr. Light's lab apparently. The room was full of robot masters drinking and talking; I was at a table, now apparently wearing Mega Man's clothes and the girl was wearing Roll's, we escape from Dr. Light's clutches, as apparently in this dream, he's a tyrant of some sort.

IV.

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We go to some random church-place-thing for our field trip, and I find myself witnessing a teacher start scolding some guy's grandma.

The grandma goes away, defeated.

We then continue to the rest of the tour--

I then wake up, grab my laptop and start using it on the bed, to search for the teacher in question. The computer then starts to melt and break. I then start worrying and losing it. But then the panic subsides and I just look at my now destroyed laptop and I stop caring.

Then I woke up for real.

Worst part about this dream is that it left me dazed and confused thinking I was still in a dream for a while.

The odd thing that sticks out was that the landscapes in my dreams all feel so real, and that my other dreams seem to have allusions to previous dreams, further expanding the imaginary geography of this fictional city.

Also, they involve transportation like buses and trains; and me walking around, exploring the city, trying to find a way home, sometimes.

At one point, when I was around 10-12; I kept having dreams about my old laptop being destroyed or corrupted in different ways and I always woke up due to the panic. Eventually that old second-hand thing did die out. It was always broken and corrupted during its lifetime with me anyway.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on July 05, 2014, 03:52:42 PM

it turns out Ursula from My Little Mermaid creates Kill la Kill at a desk infront of a huge wireframe square and I have to help for some reason

this is the only part I just barely remember and it might have not been what happened at all

I have lost the ability to not can't

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: doofusroad on July 24, 2014, 12:22:36 PM

Well last night I had a dream where a giant Pacman (Pizza shape design) was eating everyone causing a apocalypse. The other people were video game characters and I was with my cats in this "apocalypse." I could play a brawl-style minigame where if I win, a character gets to use a Power Pellet and make the Pacman lose a life, which saves a set of people.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on July 24, 2014, 12:30:18 PM

Okay. Here goes nothing.

Last night, i had a dream where Dynamo Man was trying to sell random people Kool-Aid and Shamwows on my home street. I was weirded out by that in the dream, so in the dream, i called the police, and Dynamo Man threw a Shamwow at one of the policemen and ran.

Then i woke up.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: coolcat7022 on July 24, 2014, 01:49:46 PM

Alrighty, this dream of mine is more freaky than weird, but here we go, but first, some context: For the past week, I've been having dreams about climbing from my basement into this medieval tower, then the dreams ended, but not last night's... When I was climbing up as usual, this jet-black beetle pretty much super-grips my thumb, and start inserting numbing poison through its extremely staple shaped pincers, I was panicking, and after the third insert, I was able to move it to the other thumb, where it did the same, after the 6th insert, it went to this voxel H-E-double hockey sticks, then this echoing voice just like mine kept saying "This isn't real!" "Wake up!" and as I started to awake, but I was trying to go back to sleep, it went to this voxel heaven scene, the voice returned saying "You know heaven isn't real!' "Wake up!" (I'm an atheist, if  you're wondering about it) and then I awoke to find I'd only been asleep for an hour.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Geno on July 24, 2014, 04:20:49 PM

So one time, I listened to the Delfino Plaza theme all day.

Guess what the only thing that I could dream about was?

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Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: CDRom11_2007 on July 24, 2014, 11:06:14 PM

Quote from: "*Alice"

I just ... really feel a little uncomfortable about the fact that it's someone from here appearing in ... a dream of mine, in person.

I had a dream like that once, as well. Though, the person's face was in the dark, so I couldn't see it properly. The person is currently one of my closest friends in this community. The mistake I made was telling the person about that dream, which is weird considering the person betrays me in the dream, so, yea...

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on July 25, 2014, 01:02:03 AM

I somehow managed to get a computer virus and there were no anti-virus programs for Linux in existance.
I do remember in that dream that I had mentioned this event.. (http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2040&p=270832&hilit=+harddrive#p270832)

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: *Alice on July 25, 2014, 02:21:16 AM

Quote from: "Ceridran"

I somehow managed to get a computer virus and there were no anti-virus programs for Linux in existance.

Nope, you're wrong!
I assume you never typed "virus scanner" into the software center's search box.

Although, you wouldn't ever need one, really.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Galactan on July 26, 2014, 03:55:47 AM

I had a dream a few nights ago where I was driving across a vast desert in an oldsmobile.  The sky was constantly changing color, and a bunch of parade floats were driving past me, full of dancing people.  This song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTod73HK1Yw) was playing on the radio the whole time.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: MEGAMANX123 on July 28, 2014, 05:47:36 PM

This dream i had last night warning: weird and disturbing

So it starts off with me in a city i have never even been in before and then there is this weird flesh like creature who had been eating out peoples insides
from their mouth it was also going around the city's shops attacking more victims. Then me and the sniper (from team fortress 2) escape from the city in a truck.

I think i had this dream because of the fudge i ate around 4:00 or 5:00 i honestly don't know.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Jatea on July 28, 2014, 08:49:20 PM

i dreamed up somethings, fragmented as always

-It started out with me at some place that reminded me of my second elementary school, only if it were at the top of a hill. I think someone threw me upwards, and I flew for like 2 seconds (having actual wing-like things) before crashing down on the ground, rolling down the hill (and it was a pretty tall hill). On some sidewalk nearby, I kinda recognized some people from middle and high school.

-Then later, there was some small building on the top of some other hill, and I think I was part of a team that was tasked to break into the house. There were plenty of doors on the house, and we got inside, and I forgot exactly what happened after that. I think a rival team or 3 popped in, and then all four of our teams played either some tabletop rpg or backgammon, I forgot which

-And somewhere in between (or maybe even after) my old pal Noah messaged me on Steam, saying that he was sorry for being a jackass and that he had "reformed" or something, and it was all just so surreal. [Especially since the real Noah hasn't really wronged me in any way (besides fucking up an AP group project, but that's beside the point)]

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: <geminibro> on July 30, 2014, 07:02:16 PM

So, last night i had a dream where i was playing a megaman game, which was at a angled top-down perspective.

So, apparently i was in Pluto's stage, which was like a floating base similar to Wheel Gator's stage from Megaman X2, which was in Australia (Because in the dream it mentioned something about Steve Irwin), plus there was a robot dinosaur similar to Slash Man's midboss on the surface destroying things.

Then i was in the base, and there was a part at the end with junk, then next thing i remember, there's someone giving me pep talk about something.

That's all i remember.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Ceridran on July 30, 2014, 07:26:10 PM

Quote from: "*Alice"

Quote from: "Ceridran"

I somehow managed to get a computer virus and there were no anti-virus programs for Linux in existance.

Nope, you're wrong!
I assume you never typed "virus scanner" into the software center's search box.

Although, you wouldn't ever need one, really.

Oh hey this post exists--
It was a dream, and anti-virus stopped existing in it.

Title: Apologies for the bump again
Post by: Beed28 on September 22, 2014, 01:04:09 PM

So I just woke up from a really weird dream. This is not the whole dream, but I recall one specific part right here:

My brother was playing what looked like an old DOS game on a computer in a downstairs hallway, and I was watching him. I can't really remember much, I think it was a side-scrolling platformer shooter rendered in EGA palette graphics, but at one point he lost all of his lives. He then got a cutscene made from several still images with small animations and speech bubbles, in which the hero was captured by the bad guy, and then several guys with machine guns came into the room, like a firing squad, to execute him. My brother warned me to get away from the computer fast, before running away into the living room, and I then I scrambled up the stairs that was behind the computer.

Then came one of the most seizure inducing Game Over screens in the history of mankind. Jesus christ.

I didn't see much of it from the top of the stairway, except the light from the computer screen flashing all the colours of the EGA palette at a rate of 8 Hz while playing a rumbling sound effect meant to resemble the machine guns firing. And this went on for half a minute! I don't think anyone would have wanted to be standing at the computer during that time. I understand why my brother urged me to get away. It makes Denn? Senshi Porygon look tame in comparison.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: coolcat7022 on September 22, 2014, 07:25:34 PM

Okay, that's crazy shit, there.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: skully on September 28, 2014, 06:13:09 PM

For some reason 80% of my dreams HAS to be about Tsunami...
And if its not, and theres some sea, if i even THINK about the sea i get a Tsunami in the face.

Title:
Post by: Red on September 28, 2014, 08:51:25 PM

i had a dream where i went to the girls' bathroom instead of boys and then i found some big double neck bass outside the bathroom

it was nice

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: TheDoc on September 28, 2014, 11:41:13 PM

I had a dream that I got really irritated with my dog (I think he bit me or something), then proceeded to behead him with a butcher knife.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Bokan on October 01, 2014, 08:27:15 PM

A Dream youre falling through clouds without beeing able to see a distance.
The weird is, i love it + the impact on the ground that makes you cringle all over.
Well the moment you realize, that you are dreaming, you will ruin it  :mrgreen:

Title:
Post by: Ceridran on October 03, 2014, 01:36:07 PM

Don't you love when you're playing Terraria and building a huge horizontal strip in a floating asteroid when suddenly boulders start falling and leaking into your building from every direction while you try to place 4x4 Heart Crystal Blocks in 20 individual sections?

Title: double post ought to be ok in this case
Post by: Ceridran on October 04, 2014, 01:17:54 PM

Pennywise isn't actually a clown and is infact the new mayor. He is standing ontop a building with J. Geil, who is seriously worried about the handling of money. Cue J.Geil being tripped as he holds onto a stack of coins.
Pennywise points to Spongebob who sits upon a growing pile of coins.

What.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Blutorus on October 04, 2014, 07:27:47 PM

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The first thing I remember is two blobs face each other, one small, and another massive. The giant one proceeds to chase the smaller one, and eventually devours it. But the small one feels a sense of sorrow (don't ask how I know how or why), and a light shines inside the big blob. It eventually explodes, and then I find myself in my dad's truck. I'm back at the age of 13, and I'm playing on a Gameboy Advance SP, with my younger brother in the front seat. I don't pay attention to exactly what is happening, but it went along the lines of my dad stopped his truck so he wouldn't run over a squirrel. A few seconds after this happens, a policeman (or woman) gives my dad a ticket, and, strangely, hands me a piece of paper. The paper said:

"See you in court! Unfortunately, we only have ocean milk in prison.
-?‘¥œ???øøœ (The signature is unreadable)"

I gave her a blank look, and then she laughed and said she was only kidding and they had regular milk in prisons. In the process of 15 seconds, I found myself next to a GameStop in my house, on my computer. I went onto Google and typed "excellent lawyer" and clicked on the first thing that popped up. The page said that the lawyer would guarantee a 100% chance to help anyone that has to go to court for the cost of your soul. But I also notice a small text piece at the bottom that said "just kidding, it's really at the cost of a penny and two engagement rings." I actually can't remember anything that happened after this.

wut

Title:
Post by: Ceridran on October 19, 2014, 08:44:43 PM

So in my dream I actually got to taste what cartoon pizza is like.
Simply put, horrifically disgusting.

First off, when I picked it up, it hardly weighed anything. It was about the weight of paper.
I took a bite and there's instantly this obnoxiously bright cheese flavor. The tomato isn't even there when it comes to flavor or moisture, and the cheese, as I mentioned, just tastes disgustingly bright.

I had to spit it out and bury it.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on October 19, 2014, 08:59:30 PM

I had a weird dream the other night in which the Doctor Who episodes "The Impossible Planet" and "The Satan Pit" were remade, except with David Tennant (who was playing The Doctor at the time) replaced with Peter Capaldi (who's currently The Doctor at the time of this post) and Billie Piper (playing Rose Tyler, who was the companion in those episodes) replaced with Jenna Coleman (Clara Oswald, also the current companion at the time of this post).

Also at one point, I myself were able to explore the alien planet the stories were set on, except there was a jungle outside with a river instead of a barren rocky surface, and there was a maze alongside the river in which you could go in and try to find your way up beside the river to its supposed source. It turns out the maze literally repeats over (like in the looping castles mazes in the original Super Mario Bros.), making it impossible to get to the river's source, so I eventually gave up and left the maze through the way I came in.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: MusashiAA on October 30, 2014, 12:53:55 PM

I just woke up, and I need someplace to talk about this.

So I was part of this platoon of guys who were part of this simulated, barren, war-ridden and abandoned city. It seemed like we were playing some sort of scavenger videogame a-la Borderlands, but it was all set inside of an abandoned city: they were armed, I wasn't. We were supposed to be looking for some doctor inside of a hospital, and I get killed for some reason I can't remember anymore. I respawn, and some dude takes me away in his helicopter, and I could witness the vastness of the city, all of it abandoned and left to decay, all of it free to explore.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on November 18, 2014, 11:38:25 PM

So last night, I had a dream where I was somehow playing Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. I wanted to play around with Training Mode for some reason, so I went into it. Here's where it starts getting weird; I was brought to the character select screen, but I couldn't select my character nor the opponent's. I pressed start, and the game skipped right passed the stage select screen and automatically selected Gaur Plain.

I noticed that I was given Link, and I can't remember what the opponent was. I was really wanting to be my main, Mega Man. I think I went into the pause menu and set the opponent to attack so I can just have a fight. And then Metal Face, a boss battle that was featured in the "50 Must-See things" direct, appeared.

Before going to bed, I watched an 8-player match on Gaur Plain on YouTube and Metal Face didn't show up. I saw him in a Smash Tour video as a boss encounter and I saw him in one of the Event Mode matches where you had to defeat him, so I concluded he only appeared in those modes. Yet, I was fighting him in freaking Training Mode of all places, which I didn't think was possible, save for the playable Master Hand glitch in Melee.  So I set the CPU opponent to stand while I started vigorously slashing Metal Face to ribbons, except he didn't seem to die at any point.

And then a five second countdown appeared at the top of the screen as if a Time match was ending, which was completely impossible in Training Mode, and then the dream ended without me killing Metal Face. Grr.

Oookay...

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Medley on November 18, 2014, 11:42:12 PM

Quote from: "Beed28"

ended without me killing Metal Face.

Hoo boy, you have no idea...

Title: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
Post by: Ceridran on November 18, 2014, 11:54:07 PM

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sO I START PLAYING SUPER SMASH BROS 4 ON THE 3DStmtmtmtmtmtmtm® tm™ 1.0.4. AND WOOAOHAH GUESS WHAT THEY CHANGED THE ENTIRE MENU TO WORK LIKE YOU'RE SHIFTING GEARS IN A CAR AND SOME OF THE AREAS ARE INACCESSIBLE AT THE TIME I BOOT THE GAME

WHEN I WENT INTO THE CHARACTER SELECT I NOTICED TWO NEW CHARACTERS, SHREK AND GARFIELD
HOWEVER, AS I AM IN SHOCK GARFIELD'S SLOT DISAPPEARS AND NEVER REAPPEARED
FOR SOME REASON I NEVER BOTHERED TO PLAY AS SHREK NOR THE GAME AT ALL
HOWEVER LATER MY BROTHER UNLOCKED A CHARACTER CALLED "LORAX" WHICH IS NOTHING WHAT YOU'D IMAGINE
IT WAS JUST THIS BLACK FOGGY BALL WITH WHITE GLOWING EYES AND 6 WHITE SPIDER LEGS
I WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT IT PLAYED LIKE BUT I WOKE UP BEFORE I EVER DID
ALSO I THINK SOME OTHER THINGS HAPPENED BUT I DON'T REMEMBER THEM MUCH

I will never understand this one
It's like a fanfic mistake

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Hallan Parva on December 09, 2014, 07:41:18 PM

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I had a weird, yet strangely fulfilling dream just now.

Long story short I had to get up super early this morning to take my dad to the airport, he has some training thing out of town through the week. When I got home I lasted until about 10 before crashing and taking a nap for three hours.

A boy takes care of an unusually small Kyogre at the pier of a major sailing town. He washes it, feeds it, puts a large blanket over its head when it gets cold at night. One day, the Kyogre grows large enough for the boy to ride.

The two set sail across the vast sea, crossing all manner of Pokemon along the way. Eventually there are legendary Pokemon sightings, then monsters that aren't Pokemon at all. The whole time, it's just the boy and his Kyogre, managing to overcome whatever obstacle is in front of them. There was even a part where Kyogre needed to leap over a rock wall into a stream of lava in order to progress, so the pair had to find the Blue Orb and use Primal Reversion, then come back and swim up the side of the volcano with Primal Kyogre's lava immunity.

At the end of everything, a simplistic logo appeared, calling the adventure "Kyogre and the Endless Sea". The whole time it felt like some E3 trailer or something. Also, throughout the "video" a song was playing in violin and piano. I hummed it to myself for a good five, ten minutes or so before realizing it was a remixed instrumental version of "His World" from Sonic '06.

... I don't even.

[2:28:58 PM] Gumballtoid: A lot of old people dream in black and white
[2:28:58 PM] Gumballtoid: TGOT dreams of peaches
[2:28:58 PM] Gumballtoid: And Smash dreams in E3 teasers
[2:28:58 PM] Gumballtoid: confirmed

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Red on December 09, 2014, 08:02:23 PM

i had this dream last night and i had forgotten it until i saw this thread

one of my favorite albums turned into a flower
it wasn't a very pretty flower, but i liked it a lot, i mean, it used to be my favorite album after all

i decide to give this flower to a girl
and she doesn't like it and throws it away


turns out i'm a loser even in my dreams! haha

Title: I typed this out instead of working on calc hw
Post by: Jatea on December 10, 2014, 05:47:02 PM

Gbumalsagm I'll have you know that I don't dream of peaches

I did dream of a whole bunch of things on Monday (12/8), after I got back home from my college psych final. I just took a nap for like an hour and a half, and then this series of events happened:

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Part 1
I just spawned in some lounge in this giant library, connected to some generic amusement park. Apparently the library was actually another world, not just some building in the amusement park. It was the domain of "fairies" (as written in my notes; probably a catch-all term for animated creatures, like from cartoons), and humans could cross between the amusement park and the library freely, although I think the fairies couldn't cross over to the human side. I think humans actually came over to the library to check out some books, and not gawk at the fairies (I don't think they could be seen by anyone, except for me). A while later, heavy clouds rolled over the skies as darkness took over, and it started raining heavily. Apparently the rain here was corrosive, as it started melting away some of the fairies and even the structural integrity of a bridge in the library, so I ran away with these two animated bears, until the bridge collapsed under us. These two bears turned into Mario and Luigi and hopped away, while I safely landed on the ground below, only to see a hidden arcade, sparsely populated and seemingly safe from the torrent of rain up above. All the arcade machines looked like pinball machines, and they all apparently were Doom mods, derivatives of the 3DO port. I walked over to this one arcade machine that looked so generically military, and then the Dreamcam changed on over to some fairy shattering a mirror, preventing the passage between the two realms from then on, and then they went to sleep...

Part 2
I spawned in some hotel room that vaguely resembled one that I was in on a field trip to Florida, (I think it was near some air force base? I've forgotten entirely about that place) and apparently pewdiepie was right by the door, but he faded away into emptiness soon after, being replaced by some weird console that I didn't recognize. It had 3 controllers that all looked like a combination of the playstation and xbox controllers. Some secret service-looking guy barged through the doors and told me that Doom 3 could finally run on the N64 through some 3DO adapter. Doom 3 came on a card like the Turbografx-16 cards, but when I slotted in this card, the developer intro things came on, and the game was not Doom 3 in the slightest. The Dreamcam focused entirely on the game, which was apparently called "nights". The demo looked like Sonic Heroes, devoid of enemies, but the menu vaguely resembled Perfect Dark. There was an option somewhere about unlockable modifiers, and you could only put one on at a time. One of these unlockables was a spiked ball that orbited around the character (Sonic at the time), and its description said that someone got the 3rd place world record for beating the game with it. I started the game up, and I found that the game was nothing exciting, it was just my character, some generic suited dude, and 3 other generic dudes moving through the same hotel that this part of the dream was located at, roaming through the hotel, also devoid of anything, until the four of us came face to face with some guy that looked like he came straight out of Fallout New Vegas, gruff with a tan jacket and a machete, flanked by his minions, all Bandits from Borderlands. My character approached him, and the boss just decapitated my character, tinting the screen a dark red and slowing down time. I realized that I could control the boss's machete from beyond the grave, and the Postal Dude's arms holding a machete appeared on my screen, and I sliced and diced the Bandits and then the boss, all their limbs floating in the air, before everything went dark...

Part 3
This time, I spawned at some school in the hallways, this school looking like a mix between my 2nd elementary school and my middle school. The world was apparently deserted yet again. I walked down the halls and into a classroom, where I saw one of my current classmates sobbing at this short and tiny table. I sat down at this table, next to her, and she was apparently mourning me, even though I was right there in front of her. I just nodded once, accepting that I couldn't do anything else, and then...

I woke up.

I have two other dreams written down (actually typed out, on my tablet, but that still counts, right), and they're both equally ridiculous
(one involved the mishaps of the representations of some Cutopians as we played with some keyboard piano thing, and the other involved my botched takeover of a warped version of my current school by corrupting students into minions)
I'll probably save them for later, though

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Medley on December 10, 2014, 05:50:28 PM

First two were ridiculous anyway, that last one was pretty eerie.

Title: I can't get over this
Post by: Russel on December 10, 2014, 06:02:12 PM

Some time over thanksgiving, I had a pretty strange dream...

I was in this building with a group of people and we were on a tour or something, and the building was pretty huge and had a really big basement with some kind of canal in it.
I don't have anything notable to point out in this dream other than the fact that I almost had my hand bitten off by crocodile in said basement.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Tfp BreakDown on December 31, 2014, 12:33:22 PM

I wonder what is the true meaning of a dream that contains:
- Getting chased by the Justice League along side of their proteges while Switching POVs
-Tails being an ass to Mewtwo while Sonic tries to stop him.
-being in the POV of a Hero Factory figure seeing itself and an old dog living in a dilapidated house being taken out of there while seeing two sad anthro-based spirit beings as we leave.
-having fun in some sort of arcade-esque area while unable to go back in it after leaving
-Joking along with two classmates about the fact that all the computers have some sort of FNAF type of game installed on there
-Eating on unstable and poorly taped tables waaaaay up in the sky
-Dealing with an annoying AC that beeps everytime you move in front of it.
-Screaming "oh shit, it's Sampi!" when opening the bathroom door when really it was your father shaving.
-As well as any odd thing from it that I can't remember

Title: I don't know what happened
Post by: Ceridran on December 31, 2014, 03:55:21 PM

I was brung to a football field convienently placed infront of a huge grim-looking factory, which was apparently there as a result of someone installing a terrible mod(?????????) and whatever it was making it wasn't really doing anyone good
Anyway, I was brought there for a game of CAR FOOTBALL. I didn't care for car football, but apparently I was on the sidelines which were actually behind a team's starting point which I didn't pay attention to.
I went to a bathroom not too far away after climbing the large steps, spat out a tooth for some reason, left the bathroom, got to the large steps again, rode a stupidly small makeshift dual jagged blood sword tricycle down the staircase, then the tricycle fell down and I died before I realized I died because the Joker shot me in the head for no reason.

Then I was in my house, had the impression humanity was declining, and thinking my cat who was (who isn't) for some reason named CutmanMike was the final boss of something.
Cat kept bugging to put some food in it's bowl even though it ate something 5 minutes ago
Give the cat food [y/n]
eh, it didn't have much anyway
Give the cat food, american flag and some other flag pours out
CatmanMike eats the food but doesn't like something about the flags
so I place them on their respective countries on this map that comes out of nowhere
I just leave, I don't think that's when I woke up though
I don't understand cats

My dreams have no meaning.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Beed28 on January 07, 2015, 04:36:42 PM

So I was playing the full release of the MMX Singleplayer classes mod. For some reason, the status bar from Super Mario World was there too, complete with a timer counting down, although the timeup death could be disabled through a cvar. I went into Shade Man's stage and at one point I had to navigate an invisible path with the ceiling being the only indication of how to follow the path. There was also a side path where the floor and walls were blocks with holes that shifted around.

The only other part I remember were the final bosses. In the penultimate stage, I fought the Wily Machine, except it was a tank resembling the one in Mega Man: Powered Up. I defeated the first phase and the windshield cracked open with the Centaur Flash sound effect. I defeated the second phase and the floor opened up as usual. The next stage started with a fall through a cave like the final stage in Mega Man 2. But then I got to the bottom and fell into a strange battlefield with a huge bright galaxy in the background. Wily appeared and jumped out of his saucer, but instead of turning into an alien, he turned into what I called "Safer Wily" (yeah, that's right) who pretty much had a million health bars. And used sound effects from Shovel Knight (I remember hearing the one from activating a checkpoint).

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: -FiniteZero- on March 27, 2015, 10:44:03 AM

I wanted to post about this since I woke up a few minutes ago, so here I am.

I was waiting in the car in front of a store of some sort. It was the middle of the night for some reason. I remembered (in-dream) that there was this plane crash somewhere. I got a music CD of Sonic CD musics into the CD player (which is significant, since I can never get my dad to listen to my music), and we begin the drive to somewhere. Music played (I think I identified it in-dream as Tidal Tempest Present, the US version, though I was calling it "Aquatic Ambience" for some reason). Suddenly, there was this loud metallic shuddering noise. I wondered if it was an audio glitch on the CD.

As we drove, we drove past what must have been a huge accident or something due to the large amount of flashing lights from police cars and ambulances.

We reached a place that I identified as the place of the plane crash, and it also had those police cars a d ambulances (though I don't recall where they were). There was some sort of space craft (an earth-made sort, kind of like a space shuttle but wider and looking different) that was partially on its side, and they were righting it. I recalls thinking something about an asteroid refueling sration as I looked at it. We walked up some sort of structure to use its bathroom. I waited outside with my dad, and I heard the loud shuddering noise again. For some reason, I attributed the noise to the sound system, though I thought it was weird (though because of when it happened again, not because we weren't even in the car. Now that I think of it, I don't recall leaving the car, just suddenly not bein in it). I had to use the bathroom, and started having difficulty pulling off my gloves which I suddenly was wearing. I got one of by lying on the ground and having my dad step on it. The glove fell over the side. I was trying to pull off the other glove when I woke.

Weird.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: SaviorSword on March 31, 2015, 01:47:22 AM

So me and my sister were goin' from a suburb to a small town. As we arrive'd there, there were mask'd terrorists all over the place in a gunfight with the police! It was rainin' heavily as well. We did not have the option to turn around for some reason so we had to join the fight. I pick'd up a sniper rifle and proceed to kill those mask'd terrorists. Surprisin'ly enough, my sister also join'd the fight and manage'd to win. Neither of us got hurt. When it was time to leave, the water level rose to a really high level and force'd us to take a detour. While I was drivin' and talkin', I try'd to slow down since I felt that I was speedin' a little. I hit a pedal that I though was the brake, but it was neither the brake or gas pedal. It only kept the speed constant, cause'd me to lose control slightly, and made rev sounds whenever I step'd on it. It took me awhile to finally find the actual brake pedal and slow'd down.


So I was goin' to play some weird Dungeons and Dragons-like game with two of my friends on the beach. The beach and water were completely in 8-bit graphics and basic 3-d shapes as the land. Now, the oddest part about the dream was that the friends that I knew are people that I've never seen their faces before! They are friends that I've meet on Steam and somehow my mind was able to "assign" faces and bodies to these people.


So our base's shoppin' center (Base Exchange) became massive mall like buildin'. I was roamin' around and decide'd to look around in a restaurant that just open'd. I stumble'd upon a VIP lounge like place and somehow got in without gettin' caught. When I went in, to my surprise I saw Oprah, Michelle Obama, and 3 other important lookin' women! I got scare'd that I would of interpret'd somethin' big that was goin' among those folks and I did not want to get the receivin' end of somethin' horrible if I did. I was later then seen by some co-worker of mine who knew somethin' was up and nag'd on me to tell him what I saw. I told him about the people, and my co-worker really want'd to go and meet them. As soon as we reenter'd, they were gone!


Fresh outta my Facebook page. My co-workers love to read what I write. Though my current problem is that I'm not gettin' any dreams lately...

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: Atticus on April 02, 2015, 06:40:57 PM

I had a dream where I ventured into an Egyptian pyramid, and subsequently fucked something up, unleashing a horrible plague upon the world. Thankfully, I had an army of pokemom at my side, and I used their flying and surfing powers to get to some location that would stop the plague.

Title: Re: The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.
Post by: kirbymariomega on April 05, 2015, 08:42:28 PM

I once had a dream in which I woke up with the ability to summon ice cream at will. Everything was all fine and dandy, until I ventured into a karate dojo looking place. After I beat up a variety of bizarre and wacky opponents including bootleg Scrooge McDuck and Walt Disney's frozen head, a weird floating head came in, claiming to be the sun. I melted into a pair of googly eyes and it all ended.

It was weird.