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The man himself. He's ready to begin his new adventure...
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In what turned out to be a barren, frozen wasteland. Fantastic.
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Exploring a bit to the east, I have come across this tree. I will be very demoralized if this tree is ever killed.
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I quickly grasped the situation with an iron fist and asserted my dominance over the local wildlife.
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I managed to cross the snowy plains, which apparently weren't all that large. Excited for a proper adventure, I went forward to find...
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Something I really shouldn't have.
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MY TACTICS ARE OF NO USE HERE, I AM HELPLESS
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Returning to whence I came, I set to work making armaments from shadewood I stole from the crimson. I began having a bit of a problem as Brian couldn't keep the door closed.
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Needless to say, I had to punish him.
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He will be missed.
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But more importantly, you better watch out because Bravo has mastered the local attire!
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A bit of deforestation later, I managed to complete a rough outline of the house.
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Halfway through the carpentry, a new challenger appeared. I was intent on proving myself as the alpha.
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YOU BEGAN THIS STRIFE, THERE IS NO ESCAPE
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The spoils of war! With this, I can finally entice the merchant to move in...
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Or at least, I would have, if he wasn't so fussy. Something about "insulation" and "not a real floor" and "I could fall 25 feet and snap a leg". Honestly.
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I was conflicted about delving into the earth, as I had nowhere to store my money (And no, I'm not going to just place it on the ground. How barbaric!). But I knew there was only one path to take. #yoloswagbrah
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I'm not sure what tipped me off, but this seemed to be a ruse of some sort.
(http://i.imgur.com/AxHU1t0.jpg)
Of course, there was an easy solution. Engineering at work!
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It was at this point that I discovered the most valuable treasure.
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I love it when there's a clear shot to the reward.
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It was at this point I realized going deeper was no longer a viable option.
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The haul so far.
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Finally, fresh air once more- just in time for night.
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After much bickering, I finally got around to getting the housing up to code.
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And of course, Louis proceeds to injure himself regardless. Honestly, the nerve of some people.
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Finally, I had what I wanted.
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But tragically, it was then that I realized I could not, in fact, fly, unlike my quarry.
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They mock me. I shall not stand for this.
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Fruitless though my attempts to catch the avian menace were, I did come across a proper Living Tree.
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And inside of the sole chest there was a Living Loom! I look forward to some nature-themed rooms.
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It was a really nice room, down in that root system. So much so that the Dye Trader immediately moved in. Why can't you be more like him, Louis?
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Honestly, I'll never understand these people.
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But when it comes to hunting the winged, patience...
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is key.
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I think he likes it here.
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I don't think they like it, though, but I honestly don't care.
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Oh. Fantastic. But regardless, I put the rest of the Platinum to very good use.
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:cool:
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And then, the game was changed forever. Something that I could reach.
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A memorial to how good I looked before a functional change of outfit. Man, things are really coming up Bravo. Townspeople moving in, a fruitful mining expedition, a menagerie of pets...
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We all expected this, didn't we?
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But then, my priorities changed. The apple of my eye. The ultimate catch.
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It was mine. No demon eye, Eskimo zombie, or slime would keep me from it. Your sacrifice will not be in vain, brother.
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This picture is dedicated to Max
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But then, things began to look grim.
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Very grim.
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I survived, but for what? I was cooped up in here whilst my dreams fluttered above my head, mocking me.
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But at least I was alive. Johnny Bravo will not die tonight!
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They're no shades, but they'll do.
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Alas, what was going to be a calm fishing trip to take my mind off all of this took such a sinister turn.
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One duck later, I decided to kick back and relax regardless.
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Well, that's not a fish.
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I figure people would lose it if I didn't show what was inside, so here it is. Three shine potions. Fair enough.
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Look at them. LOOK AT THEM! Talking behind my back. Laughing at my grounded legs, reduced to enticing fish towards me with worms, the lowliest creature on this planet. They will rue the day they mocked JOHNNY BRAVO.
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But alas, today is not the day of my vengeance.
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Returning to the depths, I found what seemed to be an ancient artifact. Perhaps this could have proven the existence of pure blue seas at this very location, eons ago? This could very well have been a point where a ship of antiquity docked for its crew to partake in some critical historical event. But fear not, I destroyed it. Not sure why.
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I-I don't have a problem. Really.
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Well, it's better. I suppose they still don't all fit inside the house, but it's a staSQUIRREL
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And with all I have set out to accomplish completed, I place everything of value into this chest for the second among us to use as he sees fit.