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« on: December 06, 2009, 08:05:36 PM »
After a discussion on GVH earlier today, this idea seized control of my brain, and I only now forced it through my fingertips into post format, where it is now trapped. Let it serve as a warning to future generations of what happens when one is confronted by Ghoul Life Consequences.
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Yurentio Ghoul, who was the brother of Yurei Ghoul, was posting ghoul suggestions on the Cutstuff forums, when suddenly his phone rang, and he answered it, and he listened to the person talking to him.
"Help me, Yurentio Ghoul!! It is your twin sister, Yurei Ghoul, and I am being attacked in Ghoul's Forest by the marine and the hunter and the cyborg and the goastbuster!"
"Bwahaha!!!!" said marine "Ghouls are not match for humin science!!!! Now I will switch this phone off, because the person Yurei Ghoul was talking to could still be listening and find out we are in centre of Ghouls Forest!!!!"
"Oh no!" Yurentio Ghoul said. "The humens have captured my twin sister Yurie Ghoul! I must save twin sister from ghoul life consequences!"
Yurentio Ghoul posted his ghoul suggestion, and switched off his computer, and got out of his chair, and put the chair under his desk, and walked to door, and put on coat, and put on sunglasses, and got cigar, and put cigar in mouth, and lit cigar
"I must go quick!" said Yurentio Ghoul. "But humons have guns, and myself and my twin sister only have dead baby picture. I have to find ghouls to help!"
Yurentio Ghoul walked out of his room, and went to find the choke, who was floating face which was a ghoul and convinced him to help. Then he went to find Jitter Skull, who was a floating skull, who was a ghoul, and found him at a bar drinking beer.
"You must help me and choke fight the humins!!" said Yuretnio Ghoul
"No" said Jitter Skull "I am drunk and can not aim gun"
"You do not need to use gun you are giant skull" said Yurentio Ghoul
"Oh in that case I will help fight" said Jitter Skull
Jitter Skull got out of chair, and left with Choke and Yurentio Ghoul to find Sjas, who was another floating face ghoul who was always screaming. He answered there reqest by screaming but followed anyway
Sjass and Jitterbug and choke and Yurentio Ghoul then found Creeper who was baby ghoul who was not floating face or skull who said he would help them
Creeper led sjas and jitterskull and choke and Yurentio Ghoul to Ghoul's Forset, where syborg attacked. He shotted plasma shots at the ghouls but the ghouls dodged them. Jitter Skull took a bite out of him, and he said "Does not compute" and he died. Jitter Skull stayed for a while to finish eating the cybog.
"We have no time to waste my twin sister is in danger!!" said Yurentio Ghoul, and he took Sjas and choke and Creeper with him into the forest. Hunter shotted choke with arrows, and Creeper killed Hunter with claws. Choke said "Yurentio Ghoul i am dying and also your father"
"That is impossible you are floating face and I am japanese goast boy" said Yurentio Ghoul.
"It is true and Yuri is also you're sister and Jitter Skull is my brother and Creeper is Yourei's son and I am dead"
"No father is dead and uncle is eating cyborg and goastbuster has just killed creeper and sjas" said Yurentio Ghoul as goastbuster killed Creeper and Sjas and choke died.
"Who are you going to call now Yurentio Ghoul" said the goast buster?
"I am going to call your mother and tell her that now you are out of ammo and traps and I have just killed you"
"No dead babies I am defeated" said goastbuster "Marine avenge my death!!"
"Bwahaha!!!!" said marine "I am last on humen team but have all grenades and bullits and health and your twin sister Yurei Ghoul as hostage and am not hurt by dead babies!!!! Ghouls will be gone from forest and hymens can cut down forest and build gun factory!!!!"
"Oh no how can I win" said Yurention Ghoul "He has twin sister and I have no guns or fist"
Suddenly Jitter Skull ate the marine and said "Om nom nom that was delicis!"
"No!!!! Skulls are only weakness of marine" said marine and he was dead.
"Uncle Jitter Skull and Yurentio Ghoul you have saved me!" said Yurei Ghoul "And I am pregnant baby and you are father Yurentio Ghoul!"
"But we are twins Yurei Ghoul!"
"No we are not" said Yurei Ghoul
"Oh then it is okay" said Yurentio Ghoul and he laughed with Yurei Ghoul and Jitter Skull
Suddenly Jitter Skull explodes and new humun attacked "Ho ho ho bitches" said new humen "I am here to kick ass and blow up skulls and am all out of skulls"
Santa Clause was last human left and he was going to kill Yurentio Ghoul and Yurei Ghoul!
TO BE CONTINUED
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